Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

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"Dead monkey, if you want to hit, hit it. If I, Yang Jian, squeak, I am not a good man."

Yo, still pretending?

Without even thinking about it, Sun Hao hit Yang Jian's ass with a heavy stick.

Bang!

Good guy!

Sun Hao's stick almost knocked Yang Jian to the ground and threw him into the mud.

drop!

"Negative emotions from Yang Jian +999.×9"

Yang Jian was also in pain, turned his head to look at Sun Hao and said angrily: "Damn monkey, you are here for real?"

This is Yang Jian, Yang Jian, who has achieved a great deal of mystic skills. If it were someone else, Sun Hao's stick would be so dry that he would lie on the ground and couldn't get up.

Sun Hao said angrily:

"This is no nonsense, I'm not here for real, am I here to fool His Majesty and Empress?"

"Hurry up, poke your ass over, hurry up, there are still 79 sticks..."

Hey!

That Sun Hao has received professional training, unless he can't help it, he will never laugh.

This is so cute!

Sun Hao was almost suffocated to death now.

so happy.

Lingxiao Palace slaps Yang Jian's ass, hahahaha!

"puff!"

Sun Hao couldn't hold it back, and then hurriedly put his smile back, and said solemnly:

"Hurry up, hurry up."

"A man can bend and stretch, how can he be afraid of a little stick?"

"If you don't come again, I'll change the stick."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Yang Jian +999.×9"

Yang Jian is so angry!

Oh shit!

Dead monkey, I, Yang Jian, will never live with you from now on.

Sun Hao doesn't care what he does, back then in the flat peach garden, you kid went back to feed the dog and humiliated me, this time it's finally my turn, right?

Seeing that Yang Jian didn't cooperate and took out the Five Treasure Tree, Sun Hao walked over with a lewd smile on his face.

I smoke!

Without hesitation, Sun Hao went up with another stick.

boom!

This time Yang Jian didn't bear it, and directly took out the three-pointed two-edged knife, blocking Sun Hao's five-treasure tree.

Sun Hao was taken aback for a moment, then angrily said:

"Bold!"

"Yang Jian, how dare you disobey the will of the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor?"

Oh my grass?

I just hit it, and the negative emotions have not been brushed up yet, my big brother, don't run away!

The Queen Mother said with a gloomy face at this time:

"Yang Jian, don't you agree?"

"Do you want me to do it myself?"

Yang Jian's face turned cold for a moment, and he stared at the Queen Mother with anger in his eyes, and was about to fight with the Queen Mother.

Take a fart!

I'm a judiciary god, I'm going to quit. I'll go back to Guan Jiangkou to take care of the elderly. I won't be so angry with you.

If you have the ability, continue to send heavenly soldiers and generals to arrest me.

Anyway, Te Niang has no salary.

Sun Hao felt something was wrong at this time, and hurried to Yang Jian's side and whispered:

"Brother, don't be impulsive, I will treat you gently later."

"Don't worry, we two brothers are with each other, gentle... gently... nothing wrong..."

I warm to your uncle!

When Yang Jian heard this, he was about to be furious instantly, and turned against Sun Hao. Isn't it all because you, a dead monkey, are tricking me?

"Negative emotions from Yang Jian +999.×9"

The Jade Emperor thought for a while and said:

"Since you've hit me once, Yang Jian should know that you made a mistake, so let's forget it!"

Sun Hao hurriedly started playing:

"Your Majesty, it is absolutely impossible!"

"You are the Supreme Being of the Three Realms, you keep your promises, how can you go back on your promises, this greatly affects your reputation, I absolutely do not want His Majesty's reputation to be damaged."

sneak attack!

Bang!

Just as Sun Hao was speaking, everyone's attention was attracted. Taking advantage of Yang Jian's inattention, Sun Hao hit Yang Jian's ass again with a stick.

drop!

"Negative emotions from Yang Jian +999.×99"

Chapter 143 Today is a Good Day

ah!Fuck!

Yang Jian was about to explode with rage.

Although the stick was lighter than before, it was still painful. Yang Jian took a breath, and really wanted to die with Sun Hao in his heart.

This guy!

It's not that Yang Jian didn't react, everyone in Ling Xiao Palace didn't react, and then saw Sun Hao hit Yang Jian on the ass with a stick.

What about you?

Are you afraid that you won't be able to hit him?

You are really, really, really inappropriate. How dare you carry out a sneak attack in this kind of thing?

Outrageous!

Off the charts.

Sun Hao looked at Yang Jian's desperate appearance, pretended to compromise and said:

"Oh, forget it, I really hit you lightly in the back, let's make fun of it, don't be so serious!"

"After all, both the Jade Emperor and the Empress have spoken."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Yang Jian +999.×9"

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +999.×9"

"From...+999.×99"

Everyone on the field is really convinced.

We went.

Who is being truthful, obviously you are the only one who is being true, okay?

You are... absolutely dead.

Yang Jian stood there with a sullen face, his mood was really complicated, if he was not afraid of the queen mother's attack, he would have to fight Sun Hao in a duel.

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother didn't know what to say at this time, and the immortals had nothing to say...

however.

I saw that Sun Hao had really compromised.

He lightly slapped Yang Jian's ass.

Yang Jian:……

Crowd: ...

With that, things started to go smoothly.

While typing, Sun Hao casually counted:

"Eighteen, nineteen, 21..."

Crowd: ? ? ?

"28...29...nine...ten...eleven...twelve..."

Fuck:? ? ?