Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

"Does your house have too many treasures and no place to put them?"

"This is a plantain fan. The Liuding Shenhuo that comes out of this fan is stronger than the real fire of Samadhi. You actually let this treasure be stolen?"

"Boss, you are an enemy!"

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Standing in the air, Sun Hao watched Tianting withdraw troops again, and began to mutter in his heart, the silver light that sneaked at him just now should undoubtedly belong to Laojun.

He was able to hide in the clouds without being noticed by himself, and he took it away with a casual shot, and the silver light baby, I am afraid it is Laojun's Vajra Cut.

Fortunately, I took the banana fan. . .

Haha!

Sun Hao suddenly remembered something, Laojun was probably not the only one himself, he probably put this water in the original book, but the monkey in the original book didn't know what to do, and didn't like Laojun's fan.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, the water that Laojun gave to the monkey is no less than the water that the Jade Emperor gave to Yang Jian, and Yang Jian gave to Chenxiang!

Just talking about Journey to the West, Pangu pioneered, Laojun did not create the world, that sentence means that Laojun existed before the creation of the world.

In this way, you add, Laojun incarnates as a Nuwa to mend the sky, Laozi turns into a Buddha, and the bosses are all Laojun's small vests!You can definitely imagine whether Laojun is "I am number one in the world".

then.

Let's look at how the monkey's vajra indestructible body came about. It was refined in the body with the real fire of Samadhi after eating the golden elixir of Laojun.

In the gossip furnace, with Laojun's ability, didn't he know that he was hiding in the wind?The Three Realms Divine Soldier, the golden cudgel and the nine-toothed rake, were all practiced in the Bagua furnace. If he really wanted to practice Monkey King, would Sun Wukong be harder than the golden cudgel?

Of course.

Sun Hao was relieved when he knew these things. As for other things, Sun Hao was thinking about it now, when would he put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately?

Life is full of surprises.

When will this surprise be given to everyone?

What the hell will everyone be angry about?

Chapter 171 Taibai Jinxing's mentality collapsed

Talk in two parts.

heaven.

Lingxiao Palace.

At this moment, there are many fairy families gathered, the queen mother who doesn't show up often is there, Laojun and Guanyin are also there, but the atmosphere is not very good.

Everyone was frowning from top to bottom, and the Jade Emperor also looked anxious.

I saw the Jade Emperor said:

"I'm careless! I didn't expect that this monstrous monkey, who was not born for a long time, would have such great supernatural powers. He is truly a rare genius."

All the immortals:? ? ?

Everyone listened to the Jade Emperor's words, and everyone's eyes were full of resentment, "Your Majesty, you can act as long as you act, why do you still praise it?"

The monkey isn't here yet, who are you praising him for?

Laojun also said seriously: "Yeah, I was careless. If my fan hadn't been stolen by him, it would be fine, but now he has that fan as my magic weapon, so I can't beat his Seven Treasure Tree .”

All the immortals:? ? ?

Everyone was resentful, and they were even more depressed when they heard Laojun's words.

You guys like to pretend.

You can really open your eyes and talk nonsense!

Boss, give Yang Jian the Tai Chi Diagram, see if he can capture the monkey, see if he can destroy the monkey?

Even though they are so powerful, they still pretend to be helpless. Is it fun to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger?

Especially your old gentleman, old and dishonest.

Are plantain fans so easily stolen?

then.

You still can't get it back?

Even if it wasn't just a thought on your part, the magic weapon can fly back by itself, right?

The immortals did not guess wrong on this point, just like in the original book Golden Horn and Silver Horn, the monkey planned to swallow Laojun’s magic weapon, Laojun cast a spell, and the magic weapon flew back to Laojun’s hand from the monkey’s body inside.

The Jade Emperor glanced at Laojun lightly, didn't say anything, and began to guess in his heart: "This old and unscrupulous person is probably a monkey fan just like himself, and he will secretly help the stone monkey again."

The Queen Mother glanced at the old gentleman and the Jade Emperor. She didn't know their thoughts, so she said in a cold voice:

"Since you are in such a difficult situation, Your Majesty, and there is nothing you can do, then you can't take this monstrous monkey. I will take him back myself."

When the immortals heard what the Queen Mother said, their faces became weird. How many years has it been since the Queen Mother made a move?

I am afraid that few of the Xianjia present have seen her make a move, and they are probably older than some Xianjia.

Even if it was about Yang Jian's mother back then, why it was difficult for the Jade Emperor to do so was because he wanted to confront the Queen Mother, and he would not make a move or let the Queen Mother do it.

No matter it was back then or now, if the queen mother made a move, that guy would probably be direct—the finale.

Even if Sun Hao was given some magic weapons, he would definitely not be the match of the Queen Mother, the disparity was too great.

The Jade Emperor thought for a while and said:

"This...Monster Monkey is a junior, if you take action, Queen Mother, it won't look good, right?"

Laojun also looked at the Queen Mother with a half-smile, but all the immortals were very silent, and they couldn't get involved in this matter.

The Queen Mother said coldly: "Then there is no other way, you can't take him down, I have to take him back."

Seeing this, the Jade Emperor also fell into deep thought: "You can't let the Queen Mother make a move, this old lady is so ruthless, if she makes a move, I'm afraid my idol will be planted directly."

The Jade Emperor pondered for a moment, then said:

"No, if you make a move, Queen Mother, if you take down the stone monkey, then he has convinced you, surrendered to you and followed you. What do you ask Tathagata to do?"

After the Jade Emperor finished speaking, he glanced at Guanyin.

Avalokitesvara's expression also changed in an instant, and she also weighed in her heart: "That's right, Sun Hao, a dead monkey, needs to be captured by the Buddha in the end, and then go to the Buddhist temple to learn scriptures in the West. He must not be subdued by the Queen Mother."

After thinking about it, Guanyin said:

"Amitabha, good is good."

"Your Majesty, I have a plan. Why don't we lure him to the Heavenly Court and set up an ambush in the Heavenly Court to take him down together?"

The idea of ​​Guanyin, after thinking about it, is still very powerful. To trick Sun Hao into the Heavenly Court, everyone will work together to take it down, half-push and half-do it...

It was very reluctant to go together, and tricked him by tricks, so he took it down.

Then this will give Sun Hao an illusion that there is no one in Tianting who can fight, Tianting needs to lie to him, and then work together to take him down.

In this way, Sun Hao floated up.

"Quickly invite the Tathagata Buddha."

That's it.

The Queen Mother looked at Guanyin and said, "I have no objection, but I have one condition. After I catch the stone monkey, I will first detain it in Yaochi for three days."

Laojun looked at several people, smiled slightly, and did not interrupt, the Jade Emperor sighed in his heart, feeling helpless.

He can keep the Queen Mother from killing Sun Hao, but the Queen Mother wants to take Sun Hao back to Yaochi to fight for three days. The Jade Emperor really has no choice but to see Sun Hao himself.

Of course.

The question now is, why does Sun Hao go to the Heavenly Court? Isn't that a foolish thing to go to the Heavenly Court at this time?

Sun Hao, the king of Huaguo Mountain, caused such a disaster in the heavenly court, how could he go to the heavenly court?

The Jade Emperor looked at all the immortals on the field, and said, "Everyone, think about your ideas and see if there is any way to lure Sun Hao to the heavenly court?"

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When Taibai Jinxing heard the words of the Jade Emperor, without even thinking about it, he took two steps back and hid behind a general.

Taibai Jinxing: Can't see me... Can't see me... Can't see me...

however.

If you want to speak your mind, everyone will focus on Taibai Jinxing without even thinking about it. Is it useful to hide?

Do you think we can't find you if you hide?

Do not!

You will always be the most beautiful boy in our heaven, the gold star on your forehead will always be so shining, and will always be the light of our heaven! !

The immortals smiled and said:

"If you want to think of an idea, it must be Taibaijinxing."

"Taibai, now it's time for you to make meritorious deeds and repay His Majesty."

"Aren't you going to offer a plan?"

"I guess Taibai already has a solution."

"Well, I agree, Taibai must have an idea now, but Taibai is still so low-key."

Taibai Jinxing: I beg you, be human.

This guy!

The immortals rushed the ducks to the shelves, and directly pushed Taibai Jinxing out. This made Taibai Jinxing so angry that he wished he could plunge into the cycle of reincarnation now.

Play shit!

Taibai Jinxing said with a bitter face:

"Qizou Your Majesty, I didn't think of a way."

If you give birth to stars, why do you give birth to emptiness?

Taibai Jinxing has already changed his past, and it will not end well if he fights against Sun Hao's brother, so he will not come up with any more ideas.

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Chapter 172 Taibai Jinxing is ruthless

Jade Emperor smiled and said:

"Looks like Taibai, you have come back from the lower world, and you are quite humble."

"Tell me, what's your solution?"

Others can't help it, Jade Emperor believes it, you say Taibai Jinxing can't help it, Jade Emperor doesn't believe him 100%.

Including other people, it is the same.

for a while.

In the entire Lingxiao Palace, from the Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, Taishang Laojun, down to the heavenly soldiers and generals, including Nezha Yangjian, the giant spirit god, everyone's eyes were on Taibai Jinxing.

Taibai Jinxing felt like going crazy.

I said that there is no way, why don't you believe me?

Do you want me to die for you to see?

Taibai Jinxing said with a painful face: "Your Majesty, you all know this, I really have no choice, we have already used Zhaoan twice, I can't go to Zhaoan again..."

Taibai Jinxing:? ? ?

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