Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

Be petrified.

Senseless.

Nezha's big watery eyes stared at Sun Hao and said:

"Sun Hao, you... you... you... are you?"

Sun Hao got up at this time, looked at Nezha and his party, clasped his hands together, and said with a smile:

"The poor monk Wukong has met Nezha's benefactor, His Majesty, and all benefactors."

"Sun Hao, that's the layman's name I gave myself in the past. Now that I've entered Buddhism, my Dharma name is Wukong."

"Everything in the world is empty, colorless and imageless is empty. Cut off three thousand threads of troubles, and the poor monk's name is Sun Wukong."

"Once enlightened, life empty, Sun Wukong."

"Amitabha, good is good."

Good guy!

Sun Hao was so shocked that he almost sent the Jade Emperor and his party away.

It was so shocking.

Jade Emperor: It’s a big surprise. I’ll reward you when I find time, but please stop showing off, okay?

Nezha: Haohao, what should I do?

Yang Jian: What about my sister?

Queen Mother: Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately?

Guanyin: We have been busy for so long, you tell me this?

Taibai: Brother yyds!

Laojun: Return the banana fan to me.

Li Jing: Come on, beep beep, give me my pagoda?

Oh yes, Li Jing is back home.

At this time, Sun Hao's negative emotions were flying around, and the Jade Emperor and his group were full of slots, too many.

I can't finish vomiting.

Anyway, it's just one sentence, you mother tormented us like this, just put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately?

It's just that Tathagata is powerless to complain.

Looking at the inquiring gazes from the Jade Emperor and his party, Tathagata looked confused, and said, "I said I didn't know, but you will definitely believe me, right?"

"Okay, you don't believe me, but I really don't know what's going on!"

The arena fell into silence.

Seeing the rapid growth of negative emotions, Sun Hao was already happy to reach 2000 million.

I'm bald this time.

But I also want to become stronger.

Tathagata saw that everyone had been silent at this time, thought for a while and typed out a universal language to test what everyone was thinking.

"Amitabha, good is good."

Everyone's silence was interrupted by Tathagata, and they looked at Tathagata together, and then set their eyes on Sun Hao, but they didn't know what to say or ask.

Tete's mother was surprised.

Not seeing it with her own eyes now, who would have thought that Sun Hao, a dead monkey, actually came to Lingshan to become a monk?

But this monk is also awesome.

You actually ran to become a monk in the main hall of Lingshan, you old six!

After a long time, no one spoke.

The old man suddenly said:

"Then since you have realized it, return the plantain fan that you stole from me!"

"At first, I thought that since you got it, you were destined to give it to you, but now you have seen through the world and become a monk."

"Then give it back to me!"

After Laojun finished speaking, he looked at Sun Hao with a half-smile, isn't your boy very excited?

Don't act quickly if you are tempted, return to vulgarity!I'll give you the plantain fan.

How could Sun Hao be deceived by Laojun? Seeing that Laojun was deliberately teasing him, he took out the banana fan and returned it to Laojun, apologizing sincerely:

"Amitabha, good is good."

"The poor monk used to be young and ignorant, and stole a lot of golden pills from Laojun. I hope Laojun will give him a chance."

"From now on, the poor monk will chant scriptures day and night in front of the Buddha to pray for the old man's safety."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Laojun +999. × 99"

Laojun is really out of anger at this time, and he was speechless by Sun Hao, who is disgusting, you dead monkey?

I teased you, but you still disgust me so much?

What do you mean by this, and pray for the old man to pray for peace, damn it!If the Tathagata said this, he would have to suffer two big mouths, and if the lamp said it, he would have to be kicked. Are you kidding?

Even if they accept Zhunti, they dare not accept the job.

This is not.

Tathagata, Randeng, and Maitreya Buddha, when they heard Sun Hao's words, they were all embarrassed and didn't dare to move, for fear that Laojun would give them a big mouth.

They said: You better change your mother, we really can't pray.

Yang Jian shouted angrily at this time:

"Damn monkey, you have made all kinds of big mistakes, do you think that if you enter the Buddhist sect and put down the butcher's knife, you will be able to settle everything?"

"You are too whimsical."

The other people also shouted:

"Dead monkey, you think things too beautifully."

"Could it be possible for you to say, Amitabha, can offset all your sins?"

"You are simply whimsical..."

"Let's not talk about the far ones. You see, you beat Taibai. The Taibai Jinxing?? have turned into Taibai Dark Star★ now."

"It almost became a shooting star, you six."

"Doesn't your conscience hurt?"

"Aren't you ashamed and shameless?"

Sun Hao was also speechless, what did I do if I didn't beat you up before, are you so pissed off?

Sun Hao looked at the crowd, took out the Linglong Pagoda, and walked towards the immortals, which made the immortals shut up instantly and couldn't help but take a step back.

You, aren't you going to turn your back on me?

You said you put down the butcher knife, so you can't do it again?

All the immortals: Don't come here!

Then how could Sun Hao do it? He handed the Linglong Pagoda to Nezha, and gave Nezha a look: "Zhaer, I can't move now, you can figure out how to handle this tower yourself!"

Sun Hao returned the pagoda, looked at everyone clasped their hands together, and shouted solemnly:

"Amitabha, good is good."

"The Buddha said: Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately."

"Sun Hao died the moment he killed himself in the world of mortals, but now I am Sun Wukong, not Sun Hao. Everything in the past is like a cloud of smoke. I have let go of it. Don't you guys let it go?"

"Besides, what Sun Hao said has anything to do with me, Monkey King?"

Laojun:? ? ?

drop!

"Negative emotions from everyone present +999.×9"

After Sun Hao finished speaking, he asked Tathagata:

"Buddha, do you think I'm doing the right thing?"

Chapter 184 Old Buddha Doesn't Talk About Martial Virtue

Tathagata is really stupid.

The immortals were also dumbfounded.

Oh shit!

You dead monkey is distorting the facts!

Aren't you bullshitting?

Your mother ate so much, you took advantage of it, you poked a hole in the sky, now you let it go, how can we let it go?

Why don't you ask the Queen Mother if she can let it go?

Tathagata also reacted, how could this dead monkey come to the empty door, this mother is clearly cheating herself!

Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha on the spot.

There is nothing wrong with this statement, but it is to persuade people to return to goodness. How can you take it literally? If you cut someone down and put down the butcher's knife to become a Buddha immediately, is it okay to change your name?

If this is the case, what else does the Yamen need to do in the lower realm?What else does the Heavenly Court want to do in the Heavenly Prison? If someone makes a mistake, just throw it at Lingshan and shave their head, wouldn't that be enough?

Can…

Tathagata is very difficult now.

That's the way it is, but can he tell Sun Hao now that he can't become a Buddha if he puts down the butcher's knife?

If you say this, then everyone will say in the future: "Hey, the Buddha said it all. Putting down the butcher knife and becoming a Buddha is just to persuade people to be good. If it is false, you cannot become a Buddha, and you cannot wash away your sins..."

There is a contradiction here.

It's just that the Tathagata couldn't agree to Sun Hao, you made the heaven like that, did you just let it go when you said it?

The key is.

The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother are standing here, you put it down, I just want to keep you, and I don't have the strength, brother!

You are making it difficult for me.

Your uncle's!

Tathagata is in a hurry now. .

The Jade Emperor was overjoyed at the moment.

As small as you, this is it?

A few words from my idol, you are speechless now, can't you stand it?

Your eloquence is useless at the moment.

The Laojun group also looked at Tathagata quietly. They saw what Tathagata said this time, and also looked at whether Tathagata would make him a Buddha after putting down the butcher knife?

Anyway, everyone knows that Tathagata is very difficult to deal with at the moment. After all, he can't refuse Sun Hao publicly, and he still needs to subdue Sun Hao later.

Of course.

Then you think that the Tathagata, as the leader of Lingshan, is out of luck?

impossible!

Speaking of being shameless, Tathagata is also very good at accepting the true biography of Zhunti Ersheng, so he has no means to handle it?