Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

for a while.

Sun Hao's thoughts went back to the beginning. What did the Queen Mother lack? She lacked a relative who could give her love.

The queen mother is not well at the moment.

She looked at Sun Hao and asked, "I said, is there no limit to your shamelessness?"

Sun Hao said seriously, "Sister, think about it carefully, is what I said unreasonable?"

"If I were your godbrother, wouldn't all these problems be called problems? Wouldn't our family stop talking about each other?"

The Queen Mother looked at Sun Hao, she was really bad, as Sun Hao said, it was really reasonable, but there was something wrong with it!

The queen mother thought for a while and asked: "Then tell me, what can you do to be my younger brother, or why do I need you as a younger brother?"

Sun Hao is also happy at this time.

This job is naturally simple, isn't it just fooling around and currying favor with others?

I'm absolutely good at it.

Outside the fairyland.

The Jade Emperor and Laojun left first, but they didn't dare to go far. First, they wanted to see the follow-up. Second, if the Queen Mother really wanted to kill Sun Hao, they would be able to save them...

But now the two are very confused.

The old man looked strange and said:

"Why has there been no movement in here for so long?"

"Although the queen mother is very strong, the stone monkey should be quite resistant to beating, why didn't it even bark?"

The Jade Emperor rolled his eyes at the old gentleman, and said angrily:

"Heh, are you curious now?"

"I don't know what you think, you said you came again, we had a good time this time, why did you suddenly want to bully me and kick me out?"

When Laojun heard this, he also said angrily:

"What do you mean I'm dirty, what are you doing?"

"You kid is also embarrassed to say that when we watched it together last time, you couldn't hold back your laughter. You sold me. Are you embarrassed?"

The Jade Emperor was embarrassed, knowing that he hadn't made any sense, and said: "Then... now that's over, let's not talk about it before, and we won't do such things in the future, okay?"

"Let me tell you, I have been observing this stone monkey for a long time, what a brain! But no one can laugh when they meet him. Watching him is much more interesting than you being in Tushita Palace every day."

Hearing this, Laojun agreed:

"You put it that way, I also discovered it these days."

"However, I'm still curious. Why is there no movement inside? Could it be that the Queen Mother took down the stone monkey with one move?"

The Jade Emperor shook his head and said: "No, there was a burst of breath just now, but there was no fight. It is impossible for the stone monkey to be taken down by her, but..."

The Jade Emperor is also strange now, there is no movement inside, but why is there no movement suddenly?

Can they calm down all at once?

Laojun smiled and said:

"You said, why don't we go and see again?"

"what?"

When the Jade Emperor heard Laojun's words, he was stunned.

what the hell.

Can this still go?

He has been arrested twice by the Queen Mother, and once again, he will really be forced to demolish the Heavenly Palace together with the Queen Mother.

The Jade Emperor said helplessly, "Forget it, let's wait and see!"

"I've already been caught by her twice, if I go up again this time, she will definitely fight me hard."

The old man looked at the Jade Emperor and felt right.

Although their cultivation bases are quasi-sages, the Queen Mother would be a little weaker than them in terms of strength, but now the Queen Mother must be on guard against them.

If you go in this situation, you will definitely be discovered by the Queen Mother, and the Queen Mother will be really angry.

In the fairyland.

Sun Hao and the Queen Mother talked about life philosophy from poetry and songs, from life philosophy to ideal of immortal life, in short, they had a very pleasant chat.

Although Sun Hao is always a bit annoying when he speaks, you have to admit that he is very humorous and good at flattering...

The queen mother is relieved now, just now she was angry and hit and hit, after a rage of losing her composure, now she doesn't have any hatred.

In addition, Sun Hao, a little flatterer, was flattering and flickering, and it was also a joy to tease the Queen Mother.

Regarding the Pantao Garden, what the Queen Mother wants is an attitude. To her, Pantao is not a big deal, but a matter of face and attitude.

As the saying goes: If you don't get beaten, you don't know each other.

The relationship between the two has gradually changed from enemies to friends to siblings.

After all, Sun Hao is not a pure copper smelter, he just likes to coax little girls, and he actually has another title--Women's Friend.

this time.

The old Jade Emperor outside couldn't bear it anymore.

Really strange!

In the end, the two of them gritted their teeth and couldn't peek and eavesdrop, so let's just go in and have a look, right?

This is not.

The two thought of a reason, and swaggered into the Yaochi. Once they entered the Yaochi, the two were dumbfounded on the spot.

So shocked.

Things went beyond their imagination.

I saw the Queen Mother and Sun Hao in Yaochi, sitting there drinking tea, chatting and laughing happily, how can they look like they are in love and killing each other!

Hell.

Chapter 194 Are You Abandoned?

for a while.

The Jade Emperor and Laojun stopped in their tracks and rubbed their eyes vigorously. Didn't this mother read it wrong?

Can…

How can you reconcile now that you were so angry just now?

Why?

This is not right?

Sun Hao was speechless when he saw Laojun and Jade Emperor outside, why did you guys come again, you almost killed me just now.

Are you still willing to come?

This day, you are also the top bosses of the Three Realms, how can you be so shameless like me?

The Queen Mother was also angry when she saw the two of them!

She was really convinced.

Don't these two people have any serious business every day?

The Queen Mother frowned, looked at the two of them and said:

"Sorry."

"I'm not angry anymore, and now I have recognized Sun Hao as my younger brother. I'm really sorry that you can't see the joke."

These two people watched the joke again and again, and the Queen Mother just got more and more angry when she thought about it, but...

Fortunately, I reined in the precipice.

Laojun and Jade Emperor were very confused.

What the hell?

not angry?

And take Sun Hao as a younger brother?

This…

The Jade Emperor smiled awkwardly and said:

"What, Queen Mother, you misunderstood."

"We watched secretly before, because we were afraid that you would kill him in a fit of anger. How could we see some joke?"

"We're not such superficial people."

Laojun also nodded hastily and said:

"Yes, I'm not that kind of person, you know, we're here to say sorry to you, it was our fault just now..."

The Jade Emperor also nodded hastily and added:

"We are not like that."

After they finished talking, they knew they were making fun of themselves, so they walked outside together.

while walking.

The Jade Emperor suddenly turned around and said, "Queen Mother, you guys... Let me remind you that Sun Aiqing's current prisoner is going to be beheaded tomorrow, so you can't let him go."

"Humph!"

The Queen Mother replied coldly: "I know what's in my heart, don't bother Your Majesty to worry too much, go slowly, I won't send you off!"

Ok!

The Jade Emperor and the two also left with embarrassment on their faces.

As soon as the two of them left the gate of the fairyland.

The old man couldn't help being shocked and said:

"Tell me, what is this stone monkey capable of? He was able to shake hands with the Queen Mother and even become the Queen Mother's younger brother. This..."

"Jade Emperor, have you ever seen such an outrageous thing?"

"This Queen Mother, do you think she went mad just now, isn't she crazy?"

The Jade Emperor looked at Laojun with a speechless face and said:

"Curious, aren't you?"

"I feel like I missed a part of the Three Realms, don't I?"

"It's all your fault, okay, I kicked you out just now, otherwise we would still be enjoying watching it now, old gentleman..."

"You old and unscrupulous, you hold grudges..."

The old man waved his hand and said:

"Don't talk nonsense, how can I hold a grudge, I will avenge it on the spot."

Jade Emperor: ...

At this moment, the Jade Emperor stroked his beard and said, "But speaking of it, the two of them are quite suitable, they are both born to be raised, one is a widow, the other is a widow..."

Laojun glanced at the Jade Emperor, and said angrily:

"That's very good, don't say it again next time."

"It's as if we weren't raised by nature, as if I'm not alone, as if they are different from what you said..."

The two interrupted as they walked, but instead of going back to Lingxiao Palace and Tushita Palace, they went to the Jade Emperor's bedroom to drink.

Of course, if they are in front of others, the two of them will definitely not talk so much, just like a teacher who teaches students, he must maintain his dignity, but when he meets friends of equal status, he will chat very well.