Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

It is indeed a cow.

The Jade Emperor suddenly asked: "By the way, then it must have been arranged by you?"

Laojun hurriedly waved his hand and denied: "Are you kidding me? I'm not that kind of person. I'm free. How can I do these things?"

"It was Guanyin who was impatient and wanted Sun Hao to come out quickly, so she couldn't wait to go in, and I had reminded her before, and specifically instructed her."

"Ha ha."

The Jade Emperor smiled, and the two chatted while sitting and drinking tea. The content of the chat was, who will be the next victim?

All the Immortals: Come back quickly, many of us can't bear it, come back quickly, the Lingxiao Palace is wonderful because of you, come back quickly...

Chapter 2 Robbery of Lingxiao Palace

Of course, the other side.

Lingxiao Palace.

Sun Hao turned around halfway and rushed to Lingxiao Palace. After entering, he blocked the door and shouted loudly:

"I opened this tree, and I planted this road."

"Now everyone, men on the left and women on the right, give me a hard time, stand up for me, listen up."

"Hit! Rob!"

drop!

"Negative emotions from every immortal family present +999.×9"

Then all of a sudden, everyone's expressions turned petrified, and they all looked at Sun Hao incredulously, were they shocked?

This is where?

This is the Lingxiao Palace!

Fuck it!

This is the Lingxiao Palace, you dead monkey, you dare to run into the Lingxiao Palace to rob, are you crazy?

Don't make a fuss about it.

No one from the immortals answered, and no one cooperated with Sun Hao, so they just stood there and stared blankly at Sun Hao, feeling outrageous in their hearts!

Sun Hao was a little angry at the moment.

This is a group of old fritters. If I don't come to make an example, I am afraid that few people will cooperate with me!

Sun Hao directly took out the Golden Cudgel and the Five Treasure Tree, kicked the Giant Spirit God away with one kick, and then hit Kui Mulang not far away with a stick.

"I'll say it for the last time, robbery."

"Men on the left and women on the right. If anyone doesn't cooperate with me, you can ask Yang Jian if I can beat him with a stick now."

Your uncle's!

drop!

"Negative emotions from Yang Jian +999.×99"

Yang Jian is also convinced, I am a majestic Erlang who is a sage and a real king, do I want to lose face?

Fine!

I do not want it.

Yang Jian didn't say a word either, he just walked to the left and stood there, there was nothing he could do!

Li Jing looked at Sun Hao, thought for a while and said:

"Wukong, this is Lingxiao Palace, don't be a fool..."

"To shut up!"

Sun Hao suddenly changed his mind and shouted:

"Listen to me."

"That day at the Monster Slaying Stage, I'll give you two options. The first is to rush out of the Lingxiao Temple from my side, and the second is to hand over your magic weapon to me."

"Third, go up together, don't kill or bury."

Sun Hao suddenly felt that he was also a person with a bottom line, how could he rob indiscriminately?

So let's learn from the famous robbery!

After all, at the Monster Slaying Stage that day, more than half of the immortals had done it to themselves.

The Four Heavenly Kings looked embarrassed and said:

"That... Great Sage..."

"Speaking of which, when you left the Tushita Palace, you had already snatched our magic weapon, so..."

Sun Hao nodded slightly and said:

"Well, you just stand aside and wait, it's none of your business, that fire department and thunder department, you were the ones who hacked me up that day."

"I'll give you three breaths. Either you hand in your guns and don't kill me, or I'll just fight back. There are so many of you...I won't keep my hands. You should think about it carefully."

Grass.

"Negative emotions from the Leibu Huobu immortals +999.×9"

Yang Jian watched them hesitate, and said, "Don't struggle, this dead monkey is extremely powerful after passing through the Eight Diagrams furnace, and I was blown away by him with the previous move."

After speaking, Yang Jian directly gave Sun Hao his three-pointed double-edged knife and the golden bow and silver bullets. Anyway, Sun Hao knew that he had these two magic weapons.

As soon as Yang Jian handed over the magic weapon, Nezha also stepped forward, gave Sun Hao his fire-pointed gun and Qiankun circle, and then asked for it back:

"No, I was at the Demon Slaying Stage that day, so I didn't do anything to you, hehe... I don't have to pay..."

Crowd: ...

All the immortals, you look at me, and I look at you.

A small half of the people, because they didn't do anything that day, directly followed Nezha to the side and acted as a melon-eating crowd, while the rest of them were entangled.

Fight or not?

"Oh, I'll go, you don't cry until you see the coffin!"

Seeing that no one handed over the magic weapon for a long time, Sun Hao turned it into a huge one with a golden cudgel in one hand and a wonderful tree with five treasures in one hand, and smashed it down fiercely at the crowd.

That terrifying power instantly made the immortals feel a strong coercion. If this stick is not dead, it will have to peel off layers of skin.

Finish.

"Great Sage... wait a minute..."

"I pay..."

"And I…"

"I'll pay it too, don't do it."

Maybe everyone didn't believe in Sun Hao's strength or Yang Jian's words just now, but when the two sticks reach the top of their heads, they can feel the power.

At the critical moment, Sun Hao stopped.

"Hurry up, hurry up, in the last ten breaths, those who have not delivered the magic weapon will all be punished with a stick."

All the immortals heard the words and hurried up to hand in the magic weapon and the magic weapon. What's the point of losing face? This monkey is now the eldest brother, and if he was beaten to death for disobedience, his death would be in vain.

It's just a pity, everyone agreed to lie down and act on the ground, can they lie down now?

however.

The more people, the more ghost ideas.

I saw a few Xingjun lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, ready to get away with it...

Sun Hao stretched out the Five Treasure Tree directly, and flew out with a stick, and shouted: "Don't play tricks on me, I don't have any hobbies, I just like whipping corpses..."

Crowd: ...

This…

Everyone had no more thoughts, escape was definitely not an option, Sun Hao was blocking the door, he was much stronger, he was seriously injured and the magic weapon, and gave up the magic weapon later. .

It didn't take long.

After finishing the collection, Sun Hao walked to the throne that belonged to the Jade Emperor, sat down with his legs crossed, looked at the immortals below, and said in embarrassment:

"Loves, don't say that I'm bullying you. Originally, we had no grudges or enmities, but who told you to abuse me at the Demon Slaying Stage that day?"

"I am the majestic Monkey King, if you beat me up, then I will definitely have revenge, but you are afraid of my revenge, so you hand over the magic weapon and weapons to me, and the revenge will be wiped out."

drop!

"Negative emotions from more than half of the immortal family +999. × 99"

Then everyone also looked at Sun Hao with depressed faces. You mother-in-law just robbed him, and you still reasoned with us?

Oh shit!

It seems that if you are unreasonable, we will not cooperate, and if you are unreasonable, we will cooperate with you!

its not right!

Where is the Jade Emperor?

Where is the old gentleman?

And what about Taibaijinxing, the special meow?

Big bosses of Heavenly Court, where did everyone go?

We have all been bullied by monkeys like this, why no one stands up for us, how about going to invite Tathagata Buddha personally?

It's so difficult.

The immortals have already decided in their hearts that they must ask Tathagata for one in the future, and the spirit loss fee...

If you add money, you must add money!

Sun Hao looked at the ugly faces of the people below, and said with a smile: "Don't be like this, everyone, don't be sullen, just smile, everyone smile, maybe I will return the magic weapon to you when I am in a good mood."

"Hum..."

All the immortals gave Sun Hao a smile that was uglier than crying, so angry!

Sitting on the throne, Sun Hao was thinking in his heart, how can he open his mouth now and let each of them willingly redeem the magic weapon?

suddenly!

I saw a person coming in at the door.

"Your Majesty Qizuo, hey, I'm going..."

"Brother??"

drop!

"Negative emotions from Taibaijinxing +999.×99"

Chapter 2 Ten, I beg Your Majesty to be the master for us

That Taibai Jinxing just came back from Lingshan, he was a big celebrity around the Jade Emperor, and it was more casual to enter the Lingxiao Palace, but now he is directly confused.

Where is the Jade Emperor sitting on the throne.

Isn't this my little brother?

Taibai Jinxing came to his senses and knew that the situation in Lingxiao Palace was not good, so he turned around and was about to leave...

"You stand there for me!"

"Hey, this is not my brother Taibai, what are you doing? I ran away when I saw my brother, and came to chat..."

Sun Hao shouted.

Taibai Jinxing stopped in an instant, turned around and smiled awkwardly, and said: