Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

Chapter 216 Happy Time in Marble Mountains

The matter of Sun Hao is almost the same now, so Guanyin said before that it is not a problem for Nezha to say a few words about going west now.

Sun Hao took a sip of wine, smiled and said:

"What's the matter?"

"I see you seem interested?"

"Well... Guanyin told me before that she asked me to protect myself to go to Lingshan, but she didn't say that you can't bring your family. If you want, you can do it with me."

Nezha thought about it for a while, then shook his head and refused, "Let's forget it, the rules in the Buddhist sect are more annoying than those in the heavenly court, and I can't bear it at all."

As she was talking, she suddenly stared at Sun Hao with her big eyes, and said angrily, "What kind of family members, you are talking nonsense again, you dead monkey, when you become a monk and become a Buddha, you still have such a fucking family member! "

After Nezha finished speaking, he remembered something again, leaned into Sun Hao's ear and said, "By the way, I also heard that the monk who learned the scriptures has some background, and you will not be the only one who will escort him."

Sun Hao looked at Nezha in surprise and said:

"Can you say that?"

Nezha said indifferently: "Hey, it's just a small problem. I'm here to help you find out. Do you think I'm here to eat and drink?"

Nezha: I have merit, praise me quickly.

suddenly.

Sun Hao turned his head to look outside, and shouted:

"Whoever is outside, come in."

After a gust of wind.

A monkey flew in from outside and shouted:

"My lord, I am Xiaotong."

Huaguoshan, one of the four spirit monkeys, Xiaotong.

Seeing this, Sun Hao was a little displeased and said, "Didn't I tell you to stay in Huaguo Mountain to practice well, and don't come to me if you have nothing to do?"

"This…"

Xiao Tong lowered his head and replied in a weak voice: "My lord, everyone is very worried about you, especially their childhood sweethearts and sisters."

Sun Hao nodded and said lightly:

"It's okay, you should go back earlier, let everyone be more stable, and practice hard in Huaguo Mountain. It's not easy to practice and don't cause trouble. If someone deliberately bullies you, come and find me."

"I can go out here anytime."

Listening to Sun Hao's words, Xiaotong nodded heavily, hesitated and said, "How about I go back and let my childhood sweethearts come to accompany you?"

"Or, find some clansmen to come and serve you. Don't worry, my lord, you will definitely choose according to your taste. That little monkey, your lord, you used to like to sleep with her the most. She is ugly now, just like her."

He said, pointing at Nezha.

Nezha: Am I ugly?Your great king doesn't know how rare I am.

Sun Hao's face also turned dark, and he said angrily: "Get out of here quickly, you can just practice hard in Huaguo Mountain."

"If someone bullies you, come back and tell me, especially that Yang Jian, pay attention."

After speaking, Sun Hao kicked him out directly.

Nezha had big eyes, flickering, but she didn't care. What she cared about was whether she could hit it, and it didn't matter if it was ugly or not.

"Oh yes, Brother Yang is not that kind of person. Don't worry, he won't do anything to the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, even if he hates you in his heart."

"But I won't take revenge on the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain."

Nezha comforted him.

Sun Hao nodded, but didn't say anything. There must be no problem with Yang Jian's character, and there is nothing wrong with his integrity.

just.

In the original book, after the monkeys were suppressed, Yang Jian went to Huaguo Mountain and wiped out all the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain!

But this is not Yang Jian's wish, everything is still the order of the superior, the life and death spectrum changes the fate against the sky, the heaven will definitely not sit idly by, this cause and effect must be taken back.

Then the monkey came out and didn't complain to Yang Jian, on the contrary, he was grateful to him, because at this time the monkey was already mature and sensible.

now.

Nezha, a clever little ghost, lay down on Sun Hao's stone bed after eating and drinking well, hey...she wasn't going to leave?

This is overkill.

Sun Hao curled his lips and said angrily, "You've finished eating and drinking, why don't you hurry up and leave, why are you lying here with me?"

Nezha said with a righteous face:

"I don't think you're bored by yourself. I'm here to accompany you. One day in the sky, one year. How can you live alone for so long?"

"But don't worry, our good brother, I will stay here with you..."

Ok!

Seeing Nezha's loyal face, Sun Hao almost believed her. What kind of idea are you thinking about? Do you think I don't know?

You are afraid that you are going to eat my drink and sleep with me.

Then Nezha had enough to eat and drink, and Sun Hao felt that he couldn't let her go whoring for nothing.

Gotta charge some interest first...

No, Sun Hao pretended to be casually walking towards the stone bed, then flopped and landed on Nezha.

Classic plot, kiss as soon as you fall.

That's not true, Sun Hao did it on purpose, and directly pointed at Nezha's small mouth, ben.

Kissed her straight.

Still want to prostitute my grandson for nothing?

Nezha's face turned red in an instant, and his mind went blank. Then he pushed Sun Hao away, and said shyly, "Bah, bah, bah!"

"Smelly monkey, stinky rogue, you are so annoying."

She ran away right away.

"Ha ha!"

Sun Hao watched Nezha running out all the way with his little butt twisting, and immediately became happy. He was so small, and he wanted to prostitute my Sun for free, and I was the only one who prostituted others for free.

Ok…

On the small mouth, there is still a taste of flat peaches.

In fact, if there are no surprises in life, you can learn to create surprises for yourself.

Sun Hao lay on the stone bed happily and closed his eyes. To be honest, Sun Hao was still looking forward to the westward journey.

The one I am most looking forward to is the king of the Daughter Kingdom. Hey... I don’t want to poke the needle, I’m quite excited when I think about it.

There is a good saying, don’t panic if you are single now, maybe your wife is still in kindergarten, or your mother-in-law is still in kindergarten.

The ancestor of the king of the daughter country said: "My ancestor's ancestor's ancestor hasn't gone to kindergarten yet."

however.

Within a few months, two more prostitutes came.

The ones who came back here are Yang Jian and Yang Chan, brother and sister. Originally, Yang Jian didn't want to come here even if he was beaten to death, so he went to see Sun Hao?

What a joke!

Is Erlang God losing face?

But there was no way, he was dragged by Yang Chan.

Sun Hao was quite surprised that Yang Jian could come. Sun Hao stepped forward and said excitedly, "Brother, brother, you came to see me, brother, are you finally willing to forgive me?"

drop!

"Negative emotions from Yang Jian +999.×99"

Ouch, I fuck you uncle!

When Yang Jian heard Sun Hao's words, he was so angry that he immediately turned around and was about to leave. This dead monkey is still so angry!

Seeing this, Sun Hao hurriedly stepped forward to hold him back and said:

"Ahem, don't go, I'm just kidding you."

When Yang Chan saw these two people, she burst out laughing immediately with a "puhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Chanmei is still the most beautiful and has a good figure, unlike little Zhazha, who is not big in the first place and is always wrapped in cloth.

Wait, how do I know?

Of course, Sun Hao was quite happy when someone came to visit him. Among other things, the peach feast was arranged, and the food and drink were delicious.

When Sun Hao set up a table to receive the two of them, Yang Jian was dumbfounded, he was also drunk, this dead monkey has gone down the Five Elements Mountain, and life is still so nourishing...

Really fragrant.

Chapter 217 Come Out

Knew it!

When there is a big disturbance in the heavenly palace, it should be more on the whole.

Yang Jian now has the same idea as Nezha before, that is...

don't want to go.

This food is good!

The standard of the peach banquet is to have one meal a month, no, one meal a year, that would be a joy...

The three of them ate and chatted in Sun Hao's three rooms and one living room. Seeing that Sun Hao was fine, Yang Chan finally felt relieved, stayed with Sun Hao for a day, and pulled Yang Jian away.

Yang Jian is also depressed, this sister is so simple, you insist on dragging me when you come, and you insist on dragging me when you leave.

Don't ask me, do you want to?

Soon.

The Queen Mother also came down.

The queen mother did not come empty-handed, she brought Sun Hao a lot of imperial wine, some flat peaches, a lot of delicacies from mountains and seas, and some books...

This made Sun Hao also sigh in his heart, it is better to be a sister, who will love others.

Sitting next to Sun Hao at the moment, the Queen Mother does not have the nobility of the past, and does not have the airs of the head of a fairy, just like a gentle sister next door.

"I thought you were going to fight Tathagata, or find a place to escape, but I didn't expect you to just hide here and not go out."

As the Queen Mother spoke, she smiled softly, but she was so beautiful that she couldn't control it.

Sun Hao also stared blankly for a while, with all kinds of amorous feelings and tenderness like water, such a sister, I really love her.

When I was young, I didn't know my sister's kindness, so I mistook Zha Zha as a treasure.

"what happened?"

Seeing that Sun Hao looked at her silently, the Queen Mother asked a little puzzled.

Sun Hao scratched his head and smiled, "It's nothing, I just find that my sister is more beautiful now, ha ha."

"If you want to fight against Tathagata, then I will definitely not be able to fight. Although I have a magic weapon to protect me and a magic weapon to escape at any time, it is meaningless. There are many people in Lingshan."

"Anyway, I've already taken advantage of it, and he can't trap me, and I can't beat him, so I won't compete with him. After a few years, when the limelight passes, I'll go out to play quietly."

There are more than just Tathagatas in Lingshan, no matter what happens to Sun Hao, he will not be stupid to fight against Lingshan, otherwise a Tathagata will not be able to make things right, and Ran Deng, Maitreya Buddha, Amitabha Buddha, Baoguang Buddha, Jieyin Buddha, Wuliangshou Buddha, Kong Xuan Ksitigarbha...

Anyway, Lingshan is not a person who talks about martial arts. If a quasi-sage comes here, he can't handle himself. When the time comes, ten or eight will come out. Where can he go?

This is different from Wutian Buddha who came forward later. Wutian was because Lingshan thought it was a catastrophe, and everyone went to seek refuge. Otherwise, how fierce could Wutian be?

The Queen Mother nodded with a smile and said, "That's right. In fact, there is nothing wrong with escorting any Buddhist scriptures or whatever they do."