Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

"Hey, um, my hands are a little itchy recently."

The old man was a little puzzled, he didn't understand the situation of the Jade Emperor's lonely and unbearable appearance, but he thought for a while and replied: "I'm afraid it won't last long, Pohou will definitely compromise, I have already guessed, Tathagata will add Money... add money to the Great Sage to compromise."

"You said just now, why are your hands itchy?"

The Jade Emperor showed a mysterious smile and said:

"Let me tell you secretly, don't tell others, this matter can just break Tathagata's idea of ​​adding money to Sun Hao next."

"Ok?"

All of a sudden, the old gentleman was also aroused by the Jade Emperor's curiosity, and became even more confused.

The Jade Emperor whispered: "In the past, I often supported Sun Hao secretly, gave him a lot of golden pills, and accelerated his cultivation speed, understand?"

"What did you say?"

Laojun was shocked when he heard this.

There is still this operation?

Ok!

You are such a sixth child.

The Jade Emperor said with a serious face: "I only told you about this. I treat you as my brother. Don't tell outsiders."

Laojun nodded and said: "That's for sure, but if you do this, aren't you afraid..."

"Ha ha."

The Jade Emperor laughed happily, "Afraid?"

"Let me ask you, what is there to be afraid of? Who gave Pohou the magic weapon, the wonderful tree of five treasures, the fire red lotus, and so many supernatural powers back then. Who do you think he learned from?"

"Whether that person is your deity or not, others have nothing to fear. Let's give him a little golden elixir, what the heck! So many flat peach leaves and bark have been eaten, it has nothing to do with the catastrophe of going west!"

"Also, for the matter of going west, whether it can be done or what, it's none of our business. If it's good, it's up to the Tathagata. If it can't be done, it's the Tathagata's business. If it's unlucky, it's their Lingshan."

Laojun also suddenly realized at this moment, listening to what you said is better than studying for ten years, and learning is useless.

Laojun really never dreamed that the Jade Emperor who was fighting against Sun Hao some time ago, the biggest boss of Sun Hao, turned out to be his true supporter.

Laojun: Please stop showing off.

Laojun thought for a while and asked:

"How did you send them away? Does Pohou know these things?"

The Jade Emperor shook his head with a smile and said: "He definitely doesn't know, I let him know what to do, I don't need him to thank me, I just do it quietly..."

"I always go to Huaguo Mountain secretly, and then just throw things down and leave, or use a magic power to protect them and throw them to Huaguo Mountain."

The Jade Emperor is actually ready.

Idols go out, this is called the return of the king, and they must be given strong support to clean up the dust.

"It's interesting."

Laojun and Jade Emperor looked at each other and smiled, revealing the treachery of the old fox, and began to think in their hearts, how much reward is appropriate?

On the other side, Guanyin and Sun Hao were still bickering, asking Tang Sanzang to worship Sun Hao as his teacher, then Guanyin would definitely not agree.

Then let Sun Hao worship Tang Sanzang as his teacher, Sun Hao will definitely not agree, what is my status, what is his status?

Isn't this a joke?

but…

Avalokitesvara must have been bickering because she couldn't beat Sun Hao, and in the end she was so angry that she decided to go back to Lingshan and talk about it with Tathagata.

Guanyin left.

Laojun and Jade Emperor looked at each other and smiled, each took out a gourd, and secretly controlled them to fly to the Five Elements Mountain.

Sun Hao: Thank you for the reward of [-] gold pills from the first brother on the list and the second brother on the list. Everyone give the two elder brothers a little bit of a report, and wish the two elder brothers a long life.

Jade Emperor, Laojun:? ? ?

Chapter 219 In His Eyes Other Than Cheap Is Money (Third Watch)

this time.

It was the first time Laojun gave a reward, and he felt a little excited for no reason. Laojun looked at the Jade Emperor and asked:

"Look, I feel a little weird about throwing down my ten thousand golden elixirs. It seems quite comfortable. How do you say this?"

The Jade Emperor also threw down [-] golden pills. Originally, the two of them planned to throw [-], but because Tathagata would definitely add more money later, they decided to open Sun Hao's situation.

After all, they gave a lot now, so if Tathagata took 1 to [-], how could Sun Hao become a teacher of Tang Sanzang?

I have to say, these two old six.

True Yin.

The Jade Emperor looked like he was coming, and said earnestly: "This feeling is very profound. I analyzed it, just like Sun Haole is not tired and tricking people, but we... Do you think it looks like it?"

Laojun listened to Jade Emperor's words, and nodded thoughtfully, um...it should be this feeling, it's pretty good to see Sun Hao pitting people in the past.

Now, with Sun Hao's hand, it would be really fun to dig a hole for Tathagata himself.

Hey, the happiness of the rich is so simple and unpretentious.

(See the little gift? That's right! That's your happy button, please enjoy yourself...)

Marble Mountains.

After Avalokitesvara left, Sun Hao lay on the stone bed and began to think. In the past four hundred years, he did not practice hard. Most of the time, he sneaked out to pick up girls.

The seven sisters, Ao An'er, Yang Chan, and Hong'er, have basically taken it. Except for the last step, they have already done everything else. They will break through the quasi-sage later and marry into the house together.

As for the strength of the Taiyi Golden Immortal Dzogchen, it is only a short of an epiphany to break through, and the Chaos Star Map in the body has also tripled.

The reason why he didn't make a breakthrough in his major was because Sun Hao still considered Tathagata's feelings. After all, 500 years will be over soon, so he shouldn't be too irritated at this juncture.

If he directly breaks through Da Luo Jinxian, he may be startled, and he may not necessarily think of any tricks to deal with him then.

Boom!

Just when Sun Hao was considering, in the remaining 20 years, should he secretly take Zi'er to the lower world to play, or take Chanmei out to play...

The two gourds hit him directly on the head.

"Oh, I'm going?"

Sun Hao was suddenly hit by two gourds, and felt in his heart for a moment that this scene seemed familiar!It's been years since this happened.

The familiar gourd.

familiar scene.

Deja vu Yan is back, my big brother is back.

Sun Hao didn't hesitate, and directly put the two gourds into the system space, and checked...

"Fuck?"

"Fuck! Fuck? Fuck? Fuck?"

"Brother, isn't this day over?"

"He actually gave me [-] golden elixirs directly, and I have never seen so many golden elixirs before."

Senseless.

Sun Hao was completely dumbfounded.

He was deceived by Taibai Jinxing before, so many people contributed, and the total was only [-] gold pills. As soon as his elder brother came back, he immediately sold [-] gold pills! !

Ok!

Simply inhumane.

Big brother is really accurate at seeing people, so he knows that he likes to be smashed by Jindan, big brother must like to see himself like this, ignorant, big brother is so brave!

After hundreds of years, Sun Hao's family fortune has been wiped out. This time, the [-] golden pills just happened to allow him to be promoted after breaking through the Da Luo Jinxian, which is great.

The old gentleman and the Jade Emperor watched Sun Hao with satisfaction on their faces. Sun Hao really guessed right, they really liked to see Sun Hao's look like he had never seen the world.

Really:

The three are happy, but Lingshan is sad.

On the other side of Lingshan, Tathagata knows nothing about the operation of Laojun and Jade Emperor, and Tathagata is in pain right now.

Because Guanyin just told him about Sun Hao's situation, which made Tathagata angry...

"Avalokitesvara, are you sure that Pohou didn't want to worship Tang Sanzang as his teacher, but only asked Tang Sanzang to worship him as his teacher?" Tathagata confirmed.

Guanyin nodded heavily and said, "Yes."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Tathagata +999.×99"

Good guy!

This is simply to cover the Tathagata's angry head... two more bumps on the angry head, it's too much.

Am I kidding you?

Day by day, do you really think I dare not deal with you?

Tathagata frowned, looked at Guanyin and said in thought:

"What do you think Pohou thinks about this matter?"

Avalokitesvara looked at Tathagata and said frankly:

"Actually, there is no need to think about it. Pohou must take the opportunity to blackmail him, and wants us to give him more money."

"He went to the Heavenly Court several times, and the Golden Elixir was not all from us, and the monkey is now in the Heavenly Court, and is called a shameless grandson thief by the immortals, don't want Bilian Sun Wukong, add money to the Holy Spirit Bright Stone Monkey!"

Tathagata was also taken aback, with a somewhat complicated expression.

He is still not very clear about this matter, after all these years, Guanyin has been walking around in the Three Realms, but the three titles mentioned by Guanyin, Tathagata thinks they are very suitable.

The hero sees the same.

Tathagata asked: "Could it be that he really doesn't want to be a teacher, and really doesn't like Sanzang as a mortal now?"

Guanyin hurriedly shook her head and said:

"Impossible, absolutely impossible."

"I know this Poor Monkey best. He is a Poor Monkey who has no profit and can't afford to be early. He has a purpose in everything he does, and the ultimate goal is to gain benefits every time.

"In his eyes, apart from cheapness, money is the only thing."

"And Pohou is a skinless and shameless guy who only loves money and never cares about face. I guess if you give enough golden pills, it won't be a problem for him to carry Tripitaka on his back to the west."

Well, what Guanyin sees is really transparent.

If Sun Hao listened to her words, he would definitely hold her hand and be friends with her, it would be because he knew himself too well.

This is a bosom friend!

"Ha ha."

Tathagata smiled lightly, shook his head and didn't know what to say, it's right to think about it carefully, Pohou, when will he save face?

His face is also for selling money.

If I gave him several million golden pills, he might not be willing to let Tang Sanzang walk even if he was carrying Tang Sanzang behind his back.

Hey, being greedy for money is much better than being rebellious. Tathagata is afraid that he is really dead-headed and will only rush in one go. This is the most troublesome.

Tathagata smiled and asked, "Guanyin, how is Jin Chanzi going?"

Avalokitesvara replied: "Currently, I have passed the third difficulty. The full moon throws the river, and I will leave Fuhu to take care of Datang."

Tathagata nodded, and said, "If that's the case, according to the original plan, Sanzang went to Wuxing Mountain, and there are still about 20 years in the mortal world. Have these other people been enlightened?"

"Others have already made arrangements. At present, only Pohou has an opinion, Buddha..."

Guanyin hesitated for a moment, looked at Tathagata and asked: