Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

She thought about it for a while, and instead of going into the Tushita Palace, she decided to go back to South China Sea first, and prepared to order a gift to formally pay a visit and apologize.

The last time I overturned the gossip stove, although the Tathagata would give her the bottom line, but her apology is indispensable. Going in and taking Sun Hao directly, it is too disrespectful to Laojun.

Although Laojun is very low-key.

Can…

No matter whether it is the deity or the Taishang Laojun, people say that Lao Tzu is the best in the world, and no one dares to object.

Besides, Laojun is the real Jade Emperor who manages people, he manages money, and he is the one Taibai Jinxing said.

Do not!

He is even more terrifying, he makes money.

What is the golden elixir of the Three Realms?

The golden elixirs of the Three Realms are actually treasures of heaven and earth, rare and rare herbs, and how these things can be used to their maximum effect, of course they can be cultivated into golden elixirs.

The golden elixirs in the Three Realms are all refined by Laojun, but not all of them are Laojun's own, because Laojun cannot have so many spiritual objects of heaven and earth.

More than half of it is actually that the immortals get the materials themselves, and Laojun helps to refine the golden elixir, including Lingshan Difu, which are all funded by Laojun.

Because of his good technique, he can multiply the effects of all the treasures of heaven and earth.

Closer to home.

Not long after.

Jinjiao came up to report: "Grandpa, Guanyin Bodhisattva has come to visit."

Laojun turned his head to look at the Jade Emperor and asked, "Do you want to avoid it?"

The Jade Emperor nodded slightly and said: "Come back, we can't let them know, the two of us stay together every day, or they won't be able to sleep."

After the Jade Emperor finished speaking, he disappeared immediately.

Afterwards, Jinjiao went to the door to invite Guanyin, and Guanyin came in to look at Laojun and said sincerely:

"I was reckless last time. This time I came to apologize to Laojun. I brought some gifts this time. I hope Laojun will forgive me."

Laojun accepted it with a nod, and said with a smile, "You are here this time to take down that monkey, right?"

Guanyin nodded.

Laojun said lightly: "The monkey is now hiding in the gossip stove again, you...you can figure it out, remember not to be impulsive this time."

Avalokitesvara hurriedly nodded her thanks and said, "Thank you, Laojun."

Laojun took the golden horn and left, leaving Guanyin on the field, and Guanyin was also annoyed, this damn monkey is really sick!

Drilling into the gossip furnace at every turn, dead pervert.

this time.

Guanyin was silent for a while beside the Eight Diagrams Stove, and then said, "Sun Hao, follow me back to the Five Elements Mountain!"

Yo yo yo?

Sun Hao was inside, and when he heard Guanyin's words, he was speechless, so who are you, if you want to hit me, hit me, if you want me to go back, let me go back...

Why?

Sun Hao said calmly inside:

"You go, I won't go back with you, Sun Hao is dead, did you choose an idol?"

"My name is Sun D now."

When Guanyin heard this, she was also angry, and forced herself to calm down again. In Tushita Palace, she really couldn't act recklessly.

Guanyin took a deep breath and asked:

"What are you going to do?"

Sun Hao said displeasedly: "What do I want, why don't you say what you want?"

"Sun Hao!"

That Guanyin was also very angry.

outside.

The old man and the Jade Emperor in the dark felt weird when they heard these words, what do you want?

Laojun and Jade Emperor, those are the quasi-sages of the Three Realms, they have received professional training, and they will never laugh unless they can't help it...

噗嗤r(￣￣)q噗呲

The situation in Tushita Palace reminded Laojun and Jade Emperor of the mortal world, the scene where the little daughter-in-law and her husband went back to their mother's house in anger.

Sun Hao is this little daughter-in-law, Guanyin is this husband, Guanyin's family raped Sun Hao, Sun Hao ran to her mother's house in a fit of anger, and then.

Avalokitesvara was obviously very angry, but the person who came to find someone had nothing to do, and had to swallow his anger and say good things to Sun Hao, which made the Jade Emperor and Laojun really happy.

The two said: Go back to your mother's house as soon as you get angry, you worthless guy!

"Pfft!"

Thinking of this, Laojun couldn't help laughing out loud, and hurriedly held back.

quite funny.

Laojun: I didn't laugh at you, I just remembered the day when the Jade Emperor was assassinated by Sun Hao, and then it was like this... Poof...

Jade Emperor: It's okay, I didn't laugh at you either, I just remembered that Yang Jian's Xiaotian dog was born, and I was happy for him.

At this time, Guanyin discussed softly again:

"Sun Hao, come back with me, I won't do anything again, and... what do you want, we can discuss it, can't we?"

The two old gentlemen outside were happier.

More and more like it.

Sun Hao said angrily inside:

"Forget it."

"You've had a good time fighting, and now you're forcing me to go to Liangshan. What's the use of what you say now, can it smooth the wounds in my body and the wounds in my heart?"

"you can not!"

Guanyin was furious, and said:

"I'll give you the golden core!"

Uh?

Inside, when Sun Hao heard this, his heart was obviously happy, this gave a step, how about it?

After all, I didn't suffer, it was Guanyin who suffered.

Thinking about it, Sun Hao poked his head out of the gossip stove, and asked, "Let's just say it first, my body and mind are both injured, so I need to pay more, I need to pay more!"

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999.×999"

Guanyin was really angry.

Heavenly Court rumors are too true.

Add money to the sage, you.

Guanyin said coldly: "I'll give you two hundred golden pills and come back to the Five Elements Mountain with me, we'll just forget about it."

Sun Hao's expression changed instantly, and he said angrily:

"Are you kidding me, two hundred golden pills, you beat the Xiaotian dog for more than that, who do you look down on?"

"Don't go back, definitely don't go back."

Guanyin: ...

That Guanyin is really convinced.

Two hundred golden elixirs are not enough, it's my old lady's fault, you're fine, why do you want to pay more?

Tianting hires a good actor, and it doesn't take two hundred!

Chapter 223 Live Well After Going Home

Avalokitesvara said angrily:

"Sun Hao, I warn you, don't push yourself too hard, don't think that I can't do anything about you because you hide in the gossip furnace, if you keep doing this, I'll go back to Lingshan and call the Buddha over."

It's like, the little daughter-in-law ran away in anger, and if you don't come home with me, I will call the mother-in-law to treat you.

When Sun Hao heard it, fuck it!This is too insincere, you mentioned someone before you even bargained?

Is it good to mention someone?

Sun Hao said unhappily: "Please invite the Buddha every now and then. Look at your potential. One thousand golden pills, I will go home with you."

"Pooh!"

Avalokitesvara really broke the defense.

Obviously it is my old lady who suffers, but now you still want to blackmail me with a thousand golden pills, Guanyin said angrily: "Sun Hao, how can there be such a shameless person like you in the world?"

"five hundred!"

Sun Hao said coldly: "No, at most I will give you fifty, nine hundred and five discounts."

"Six hundred."

"Nine hundred."

"Seven hundred!"

"make a deal."

Sun Hao ran out of the gossip furnace and reached out to Guanyin, who instantly turned black.

Sun Hao said: "Give it to me first, and I'll go home with you, otherwise I won't go back."

With that appearance, she is quite an angry little daughter-in-law.

Guanyin is really angry!

She decided, the three hoops, the tight hoop, the golden hoop, and the forbidden hoop, I will put them all on for you, a dead monkey, and I will make you roll on the ground every day.

Guanyin took out the golden elixir, gritted his teeth and said:

"Do you think everyone is as rascal as you?"

She said that she really wanted to give Sun Hao a big mouth, but you doubt my character?

Hey.

Guanyin was also tired, it was too difficult.

In recent years, the arrangements for Jin Chanzi, Canopy, Roller Blind, and Ao Lie, which one was not smooth, and which one was not polite?

Only this dead monkey is so mad.

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999.×99"

Sun Hao accepted the golden elixir and walked outside with Guanyin. When he saw Laojun, he said:

"Old gentleman... I'm sorry to bother you, we'll go back first and don't bother you."

"I didn't eat any of the golden pills in the Bagua furnace. I didn't eat any of them. Believe me, the main reason is that I tasted one. You're right, it's really not cooked..."

Laojun:? ? ?

At this moment, Laojun, that's a big head, aren't you the only one who hasn't eaten?

How did you taste one undercooked?

Isn't this a contradiction?

Guanyin looked at Laojun, nodded slightly and said, "Old gentleman, let's take our leave first."