Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

At this time, Tang Sanzang bowed to the Tathagata and others and said: "Amitabha, disciple Tang Sanzang, pay homage to the Tathagata Buddha, and all Bodhisattvas and Arhats..."

After he finished shouting, but no one responded, he opened his mouth to explain again: "I don't know how this happened, but I tore off the Buddha seal, and my elder brother said he would give me a surprise, so he blindfolded me."

"When I opened my eyes, it had already appeared here..."

"Brother, you are too naughty, how could you not tell me in advance, at least my teacher needs to bathe, change clothes and fast for three days, to prepare..."

Tathagata: ...

Guanyin: ...

Crowd: ...

As a family, they really don't know how to speak up, how to complain about this.

It's done...

Bandit Sun, count yourself as ruthless.

Chapter 229 Ananda Kasyapa Goes to Get the Scriptures

Guanyin is also numb at the moment.

She walked into the Daxiong Palace.

Anyway, everyone is now, look at Sun Hao, then look at Tang Sanzang, and finally put their eyes on Tathagata, Buddha, you can figure it out.

Anyway, you have more ideas.

for a while.

The Tathagata is also in his heart, frantically thinking about the solution, what the hell should I do?

Now if you talk to them about the nine-nine-eight-one difficulty, Sun Hao's glib tongue will definitely talk a lot to him...

But how to solve this situation now?

honestly.

Tathagata is in a hurry now.

Still can't help.

Guanyin looked at Sun Hao and complained:

"Pohou, you are too capricious and disappointing."

"It takes a lot of tribulations for Sanzang to learn Buddhist scriptures. How could you send Sanzang here so casually?"

"What is this?"

Sun Hao said disapprovingly:

"Look at you Bodhisattva, the layout is too small. You have to open up the layout. Since we are learning scriptures and benefiting all living beings, how can we care about these details?"

"We want to learn the scriptures, not go through disasters. You give us the scriptures now, and we can go back to the Tang Dynasty to interpret the scriptures together, educate the world, and guide them to be good."

"Getting the scriptures one day earlier will benefit all beings, save more people, save one more person, and make all beings suffer one more day and leave one more person. Time is life and kindness. .”

"Master, do you think what I said is right?"

Tang Sanzang heard Sun Hao's words, turned his head to look at Sun Hao, thought for a while, nodded and said: "Yes, brother, you are right!"

Uh?

Guanyin was also very angry, and said angrily:

"Obviously, it's a preposterous statement. It's not something that has been obtained through untold hardships. Who knows how to cherish it?"

Sun Hao shook his head and said:

"Bodhisattva, look at you, I have told you many times, you need to open up the pattern, you have to open the pattern, do you understand?"

"Let me ask you, if the scriptures are really useful and precious, who wouldn't cherish them?"

"To put it bluntly, is it important that the real gold, silver and jewels in the world are obtained through untold hardships?"

"Jane's not cherishing has nothing to do with getting it, but looking at its value. How can we talk about cherishing a grain of sand after all the hard work?"

"Picking up a flat peach for nothing, who wouldn't cherish it?"

Guanyin's face flushed with anger in an instant, and his mentality exploded.

Don't look at this is the base camp of Lingshan, does Sun Hao love them?

Talk to the Buddhas, come on!

All brothers!

As far as you are, if you want to play hooligans with me, you argue with me, and I will let you know what is knowledge and what is from Piyou Shenping.

indeed!

In fact, Tathagata had already guessed Sun Hao's words, so he didn't open his mouth. At this moment, he suddenly thought of a way to deal with it.

Tathagata said:

"Amitabha, good is good."

"Ananda Kassapa, both of you hurry up to get the scriptures and hand them over to Sanzang master and disciple."

"Yes, Buddha."

Hearing the words, the two of them went to get scriptures.

Guanyin was a little confused for a while.

The other people also had strange expressions on their faces. How could Dao Dao approve of such a joke?

What is Buddha doing?

Here at Tushita Palace.

The Jade Emperor watched the live broadcast with the Haotian mirror.

He wasn't worried about detecting Tathagata, after all, Tathagata had a feeling and knew that the Jade Emperor was staring at Sun Hao.

The Jade Emperor said strangely at this moment:

"What is Tathagata planning to do?"

Laojun laughed and said: "To learn the scriptures, one must go to the west step by step, and go through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships, and that's what counts."

"Sun Hao is pure nonsense. I think Tathagata should give them fake scriptures without words, drive them away, and then tell them that the road must be taken step by step."

The Jade Emperor nodded and said: "Indeed, that's the only way for him to be better now, it's another peak duel, Tathagata is still quite a thief."

Also.

If Tathagata does not have two brushes, how could it be possible to develop Lingshan so well, how could it be possible to be a big brother?

Mahavira Hall.

Sun Hao also thought about it, and he shouted:

"That Buddha, don't fool us with fake scriptures, we came quickly, that's our ability, don't use fake scriptures!"

drop!

"Negative emotions from Tathagata +999.×999"

"Negative emotions from everyone present +999.×99"

Fuck you jungler!

Hearing Sun Hao's words, Tathagata was also convinced in his heart.

You fucking monkey, why do you bastard know everything and still yell like that?

you guy!I am your uncle.

what!Very angry!

They, or the Tathagata, either cared about their image, or because of their face, they directly scolded Sun Hao, and ended up beating him up.

It's just too much.

Tathagata said seriously:

"Amitabha, good is good."

"Everything has its own destiny in the dark, and you will know about it later. Monks don't tell lies, and scriptures won't be false. Don't worry."

what is true

What is fake?

True or false.

The Tathagata can only say that this is the real thing—the scriptures without words, this is definitely not a fake, I am a monk and I don’t lie, it’s true!

Really wordless scriptures.

Now it was Sun Hao's turn to be confused.

He didn't believe that Tathagata would tell the truth. If these scriptures could be true, Sun Hao would dare to eat them.

Can…

What Sun Hao doesn't understand now is that if the Tathagata speaks the truth, he will not lie in front of Tang Sanzang. After all, Tang Sanzang is now Tang Sanzang, and he is not a golden cicada.

But he will not be of the same mind as the Tathagata. What Tang Sanzang insists on now is the purest Buddha, that is, goodness.

There are no lineup stand benefits.

Is it.

This is the Tathagata's preparation. The front foot gave him the scriptures, and the back foot sent someone to snatch it for him, or stole it?

Or a word game?

It's been a long time.

Ananda and Kasyapa came in with several people and two big red boxes on their shoulders.

Seeing this, Sun Hao rushed up to greet him and shouted:

"Hey, Ah Luo has worked hard, let me come and help you..."

While talking, Sun Hao took over a big box, and as he was walking, he suddenly flopped and smashed the box to the ground.

Bang!

The incense box containing the scriptures fell to the ground. After the box was thrown open, several scriptures fell out.

"Oh, it's all my fault, why was I so careless."

As Sun Hao said, he went to pick up the scriptures. His purpose was to check whether the scriptures were true.

Strictly speaking, it is definitely not true, he is just in exchange for the real thing, who would have thought...

Tathagata was taken aback by him doing this, and was found to be a fake here, so what am I going to do in the future?

What do you want Xiao Saner to think of me in the future?

I saw him rushing ahead of Sun Hao, using magic with a wave of his hand, and restored all the scriptures and boxes on the ground.

Grass.

Chapter 2 Thirty Master He Is Playing With You

Sun Hao turned his head and looked at Tathagata.

Sure enough, they are all fakes, this is as bad as the real thing.

Tang Sanzang was also very concerned about the elder brother and apprentice he just recognized, he stepped forward and said: "Amitabha, elder brother, slow down, don't be frizzy, if you can't move it, don't move it, is it hurt?"

He blamed and worried again.

Sun Hao is also speechless, really wants to tell Xiao Tang about Tang, he is playing with you, Xiao Tang, Xiao Tang, Xiao Ru is playing with you, don't you understand?

Tang Sanzang: I have played it before, but not like this.

but.