Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"From Avalokitesvara..."

Then Sun Hao directly made Guanyin so angry that he swiped the screen with negative emotions, but how could Sun Hao care about her?

Since you want to plot against me, then you have to pay the price, oh no... then you have to be able to afford it and let it go.

You have to learn to endure humiliation!

At this moment, the spirit monkey came over and said:

"Her name is Doudou. I met her outside today and brought her back. She used to be at the back mountain."

"Stone Monkey, don't bully her."

Sun Hao heard the monkey's words and said with a smile:

"Well, Doudou is such a good name!"

The words fall.

Sun Hao supported her head with both hands, kissed her left and right cheeks, and said:

"Such a cute little monkey, how could I bully her?"

hack!

In Guanyin's mind, it was like a bolt from the blue.

This Poor Monkey...so...so...so presumptuous, could it be that he wants to die!

The so-called shivering and coldness means that the body can't control it when it's angry, and it's about to tremble.

Just like the current Guanyin.

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"From..."

Sun Hao was a little nervous as he watched the system become popular all the way.

I lost it!

Isn't this about to explode?

Eldest sister, don't you even have the consciousness to be a spy?

You can't do this, you get so angry about a little thing, how can you still play Infernal Affairs! ! !

You are not worthy to be my opponent!

you…

don't hit me...

honestly.

Sun Hao was saved by learning scriptures.

Harmonious Three Realms saved Sun Hao.

The Jade Emperor Tathagata Buddha rescued Sun Hao.

Shortly after.

Sun Hao followed the spirit monkey and sat beside a fire, with several other monkeys beside him, and Bai Jingjing was also there.

Sun Hao took a grilled fish and tasted it, and it felt good.

Bai Jingjing asked:

"Stone Monkey, what did you do today?"

Sun Hao was stunned when he heard Bai Jingjing's words.

What did I do?

What the hell!

I'm a scumbag...a scumbag.

Sun Hao was a little embarrassed. After all, what he told this chick just two days ago was in the air, and in a blink of an eye he went to bubble dragon again.

Sun Hao:

[I'm not scum! 】

[I just want to give every girl a home. 】

Sun Hao thought for a while and replied:

"I recently explored Huaguo Mountain to analyze when the ice will melt, um... that's right."

talking...

Sun Hao changed the subject, looked at the spirit monkey and asked:

"By the way, the spirit monkey is called the big horse monkey?"

The spirit monkey nodded and looked at Sun Hao puzzled.

Sun Hao didn't give Bai Jingjing a chance to say anything, and said seriously:

"That name doesn't sound good."

"May I give you a nice name?"

Upon hearing this, Spirit Monkey looked at Sun Hao with joy, and her sister also looked at Sun Hao with anticipation.

Bai Jingjing said:

"Call PHS."

Sun Hao looked embarrassed, and said:

"This name is well chosen, and it is not allowed to be used again next time."

Bai Jingjing rolled her eyes a little speechlessly, Sun Hao said:

"Then what name did you say?"

Sun Hao looked at her, and said to the spirit monkey:

"Then call you 'Ome'!"

Hearing this, the spirit monkey nodded in satisfaction and said:

"Okay, then I will be called Green Plum Monkey from now on."

Sun Hao:? ? ?

Chapter 28 I just want a Bingdon

Her younger sister asked:

"what about me?"

Sun Hao opened his mouth and replied:

"Bamboo horse."

"It's fine to be a childhood sweetheart. Don't bring yourself a monkey all the time. Are you afraid that others will not know that you are monkeys?"

When they heard Sun Hao's words, they also nodded hastily.

Accompanying the spirit monkey, they ate a piece of fish.

Sun Hao dragged Guanyin back to the stone room to sleep.

With Avalokitesvara around, Sun Hao didn't need to poison him late at night, and he didn't need that little experience baby like Little Monkey.

[-] to [-] negative emotions this night, all right!

This made the little monkey happy again.

"Stone Monkey Demon King, I'm finally out of your clutches again."

And the next morning.

Adding yesterday's Qi Guanyin last night, the negative emotions rose directly to a total of 34.

To this, Sun Hao can only say: "Thanks to Sister Guanyin for sending the forty golden pills, everyone pays attention to Sister Guanyin who is the number one on the list."

Early in the morning.

Sun Hao sneaked up alone, and ran to the forest in the back mountain. As for the little rich woman Ao An'er, she hadn't arrived yet, but Sun Hao wasn't worried at all!

With ten years of experience in watching brain-dead dramas, Sun Hao is 100% sure that this chick will definitely come today.

honestly.

Sun Hao really likes Ao An'er, this chick is willing to take out a golden pill to help him after only knowing each other for two days.

Who can not love such a girl?

As the saying goes, out of ten lolitas, nine are rich, and one is unwilling to live in a villa.

How wonderful!

While thinking about it, Sun Hao hid in the snow nest.

Not long after.

Ao An'er bounced to the forest in the back mountain, looked around, but didn't find Sun Hao's figure.

Ao An'er pursed her mouth angrily, and said dissatisfiedly: "Damn monkey, you haven't come at such a late hour, how disgusting..."

thinking about...

Ao An'er suddenly found footprints not far away, and after looking for them, he saw a snowdrift that was obviously picked over by someone.

"Humph!"

There was a smirk on Ao An'er's face, he jumped up and squatted down.

Bang!

"Oh~"

Sun Hao let out a scream in the snowdrift.

"Smelly monkey, let you hide inside, and you are planning to scare me?"

"See if I don't trample you to death..."

Ao An'er was talking, got up and jumped on the snowdrift.

"Ah... I'm going to die... I'm going to die..."

"I was seriously injured and died, I'm gone..."

In the snowdrift, Sun Hao was humming and humming, and suddenly he lost his voice.

Ao An'er stopped instantly, and shouted:

"Stone monkey?"

"Stone Monkey, are you alright?"

Sun Hao didn't respond, and lay quietly in the snowdrift.

Seeing that the other party didn't respond for a long time, Ao An'er hurriedly pulled Sun Hao out of the snowdrift.

Seeing Sun Hao's weak and unconscious face, Ao An'er was a little dazed and said:

"Stone Monkey, what are you doing?"

"Are you OK?"