Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

"Master Monkey, don't be modest."

"You step on the seven stars and have the appearance of an emperor. As long as you meet the lucky monkey to help you, you can easily step on the throne."

"And I am your precious monkey, sir."

Seeing that Sun Hao had finished speaking, he secretly grabbed the old monkey's arm, which startled the old monkey, and said hastily:

"Wait...wait a minute..."

"Young monkey, if you have something to say, please let me go first, okay?"

drop!

"Negative emotions from the golden monkey +66."

Sun Hao said in a low voice:

"Is the golden monkey a thing in the pool? When it meets a stone monkey, it will turn into a dragon."

When the old monkey heard Sun Hao's words, he was also a little confused. What the young monkey said was well-founded. Could it be that he really came to help him become the monkey king?

Just when he was about to ask something, he suddenly found himself... vacated.

"Oh...fuck...fuck this young man...fuck...this young monkey..."

It turned out that Sun Hao took advantage of his inattention and threw him into the Shuilian Cave when he was mentioned.

Time seems to be ten thousand times slower.

The group of monkeys looked at the old monkey who was gradually flying upwards, and looked at him with shock on his face, his mouth could be opened enough to put a fist in.

The old monkey also closed his eyes peacefully at this moment, thinking: "My life is over, this young monkey doesn't talk about martial arts, he's engaging in sneak attacks!" "I hope he will...mouse tail juice."

puff~

I saw the old monkey pass through the waterfall and land safely at the entrance of Shuilian Cave.

"This…"

"Is this going up?"

"Jin Ye is too fierce, isn't he?"

"The treasured sword is not old, it can jump up so high..."

"It's so scary..."

"Uncle Jin has to be Uncle Jin!"

The monkey group was also shocked at this time, they didn't know that the golden monkey was thrown up by Sun Hao...

The spirit monkey looked at Sun Hao in a daze. Others didn't know what was going on, how could she not know, wasn't it Sun Hao who threw him on it?

"Stone...Stone Monkey, why didn't you go up, but Uncle Jin?"

Because of seeing the right eye, the monkey spirit really hopes that Sun Hao will jump up and become the monkey king.

Sun Hao looked at her, and whispered back:

"Forget what I just told you?"

"The Monkey King is condescending, I'm afraid of heights...I'm afraid..."

After the words fell, Sun Hao shouted loudly:

"Monkey King!"

"Monkey King...Monkey King...Monkey King..."

All of a sudden, led by Sun Hao, the entire group of several thousand monkeys began to shout loudly.

The entrance of the Water Curtain Cave.

The golden monkey sat there stupidly, and a black question mark face appeared in his mind, "Who am I?" "Where am I?" "What's the situation?"

Looking at the thousands of monkeys below, yelling at him as the Monkey King, and Sun Hao, who was the loudest in the group of monkeys, the golden monkey reacted.

Fuck the young monkey...

The golden monkey is really an idiot. He never imagined that he would become the monkey king one day, or become the monkey king somehow...

Is the golden monkey a thing in the pool? It turns into a dragon when it meets a stone monkey.

Thinking about Sun Hao's words in his heart, the golden monkey began to understand, it turns out that all this is God's will!

and many more…

How the hell should I go down?

The golden monkey came to his senses for a moment, looking at the terrifying height, he was in a bad mood.

Stone monkey help! ! !

Chapter 9 Who is for and who is against

The golden monkey stood at the entrance of the cave, depressed for a long time.

If others don't know, how could he not know how he got up there? He simply doesn't have the strength to go down.

The way is:

Go up the tree without worry, go down the tree to grind the ball.

Down is not as simple as up.

Of course, the golden monkey was not stupid. Seeing that there was no way to go down, he turned around and walked into the water curtain cave, hoping to find some vines to make a rope to go down.

Shortly after…

The golden monkey found a lot of vines inside, connected them together, tied a big stone at one end, and threw it down.

Seeing this, the monkeys below climbed up the tree vines before the golden monkey came down.

Sun Hao and the spirit monkey also climbed up together.

Inside the Water Curtain Cave.

All the monkeys were also full of joy.

An iron bridge, the water under the bridge rushes through the stone orifices, hangs upside down and flows out, covering the bridge gate.

Walking inside and looking again, it looks like someone's residence, with stone pots, stone stoves, stone bowls, stone basins, stone beds, and stone benches inside.

One pole and two poles are pruning bamboo, three and five are plum blossoms.

A few green pines often bring rain, which looks like a private house.

After crossing the bridge, there is a stone tablet in the middle.There is a line of big characters in regular script on the tablet, engraved with: "Huaguo Mountain is a blessed place, water curtain and cave are in the sky."

All the monkeys couldn't help being surprised and said:

"It's really where we live."

"It's spacious inside, and it can accommodate thousands of people, old and young. We all live together, so we don't have to suffer from God's wrath."

"Great fortune! Great fortune!"

Poetry:

There is a place to hide when the wind blows, and it is a good place to stay when it rains.

Frost and snow are fearless, and thunder is never heard.

The haze always shines, and the auspiciousness is smoked every time.

The pine and bamboo show off every year, and the exotic flowers are new every day.

Sun Hao was not at all surprised by the inside of the Water Curtain Cave. If there were no accidents, this place might be the cave of a former big boss.

Now it's time for Sun Hao to start performing.

Sun Hao saw that the monkeys were all happy, scrambling for pots and bowls, occupying the stove and fighting for beds, moving them over and over, and shouted:

"Everyone, 'People don't have faith, and they don't know what to do.' Just now everyone said that if you have the ability to get in, get out, and don't hurt your body, you will worship him as the king."

"And this Uncle Monkey, not only came in, but also led everyone to find such a cave to sleep peacefully with everyone, and each enjoy the blessing of getting married."

"Now I declare that this uncle monkey is our first generation Monkey King, honorably called the Monkey King!"

"Who is for? Who is against?"

A group of monkeys also froze when they heard Sun Hao's words, remembering what they said just now.

"Meet the king!"

"Meet the king!"

There were a few old monkeys taking the lead just now, and a monkey as strong as Sun Hao stood there and announced, and no one dared to object, so they bowed together and shouted:

"Meet the king!"

"The king is a thousand years old!"

drop!

"Mission completed, reward: self-transformation chaos method."

Sun Hao is also happy now.

It's so easy to get a reward, and there are so many negative emotion points that can be exchanged for golden pills, it's really not too exciting!

As Sun Hao secretly operated the exercises in his body, the cells in his body gradually began to revive and become active. Standing there without moving, they were able to absorb spiritual energy and improve themselves.

This Nima?

I don't need to practice, my body has thoughts, and I can practice on my own. This feeling is as comfortable as: she moves on it by itself.

Although these cells are weak and their self-improvement is very slow, they are better than many. In the later stage, they will start at least 60 trillion when they are trained to achieve great success.

The key is that if you have a problem, you can take medicine.

Immediately, Sun Hao decided to buy a hundred golden pills first, and upgrade one hundred cells to the level of earth immortals.

drop!

"Task: not to leave Huaguo Mountain within three years, not to learn art from a teacher, not to be a teacher, not to be a teacher from anyone."

"Mission rewards: Earth Sha 72 Changes, Dapin Tianxian Jue, Faxiang Tiandi, Somersault Cloud."

When Sun Hao heard about this mission, he also became amused. I already have golden fingers, and I still have to ask for a teacher.

As for not leaving Huaguo Mountain, Sun Hao didn't want to leave at all. After all, there was no place to stay except Huaguo Mountain.

The golden monkey stood there, feeling very happy.

Is the golden monkey a thing in the pool? It turns into a dragon when it meets a stone monkey.

How wonderful!

however.

He didn't know there was more behind it, the whole poem is:

Is the golden lin a thing in the pool? It's different to rely on the sky to slay the dragon.

Fengyue Continent is chasing the past, Jiayi Abin is still in front.

I think back in the past when the spring clothes were thin, and Bai Jie and Luo Bingjing were enchanting.

Fengshui master alchemist, Canglan pirates are very leisurely.

Qin Qing's happiness is indescribable, and the god of war sleeps in the ten sceneries.

Shameless overlord Chen Pipi, the godly wife from heaven made her dream come true.

I am born to be useful, the stormy dream building.

Fluttering like a fairy Xuan Dabao, Zhu Yan blooded the girl's heart.

The art troupe encountered thousands of calamities, and the guards encountered criminal law classes.

Wen You is a primary school student of Conan, and Wu You is an old village head of Tsunade.

The beauty with red pupils is Xiaotangtang, and the beauty of Qiyuan is Xiaoshi.

Blue Sky Airlines has Su Ting, and the Gao Shu sisters love Ah Qing.