Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

Although Sun Hao hasn't tormented them in the past few months, the fear of being dominated by Sun Hao has always been there. Everyone is worried that they will suddenly be trained by Sun Hao again.

They were really sad that Sun Hao died before, and this time Sun Hao became an official in the Heavenly Court, they were really happy too!

However, this does not include the two childhood sweethearts. Their feelings can only be expressed in songs:

"It's hard to meet, but it's also hard to say goodbye."

"How can I tell this? There are thousands of words in my chest."

"I am tender and affectionate, but he will be more determined."

"I only complain that there is no fate in this life."

"I can't say enough to cherish my voice, and silently bless you for peace."

"Things in the world are often difficult to fulfill people's wishes, let's see how many times the moon is full again."

"It's gone~ It's gone~"

"From now on, the dream haunts the soul, the dream haunts the soul..."

South Gate.

Although it was the first time for Sun Hao to come, he had already been in love with Nantianmen for a long time.

This is a place that Sun Hao has seen in countless works. It is rumored that there are four heavenly kings guarding here. They...

"presumptuous!"

"Where is the evildoer, you dare to trespass on the important place of Nantianmen?"

"Why don't you get out?"

"If you dare to take a step slowly, the head will remain."

This is not.

Sun Hao was thinking about the four heavenly kings whom he had been friends with for a long time, when these four guys rushed out with two teams of heavenly soldiers and generals, and stopped Sun Hao ferociously.

Does Brother Mo Liqing not know Sun Hao?

Do not!

How could they not know each other.

It's because he didn't learn supernatural powers when he went back to Huaguo Mountain, but now that he saw Sun Hao coming to the Heavenly Court, he came out to deliberately make things difficult for him.

When Sun Hao saw the situation, he was also annoyed.

Small sample.

This is the first thing you guys did to me!

I saw Sun Hao pretending to be shocked for a moment, retreating to Taibai Jinxing's side and saying:

"Oh, I scared the baby to death."

"Brother, you people in the Heavenly Court are too fierce. I won't work, I won't work as an official. I'm homesick... woo woo, I want to go home."

Seeing Sun Hao's frightened look, he turned around and was about to fly back.

your sister!

Taibai Jinxing also lost his temper in an instant, glared fiercely at the Four Heavenly Kings, and then hurriedly grabbed Sun Hao and said:

"Don't...don't, brother."

"You misunderstood, everyone in our heavenly court is good at singing and dancing, they are all good people... they are all kind people, and they all speak super nicely. Look, I will ask them to give you a laugh."

The Four Heavenly Kings are also an embarrassing group.

Originally, he wanted to give the stone monkey a run for his money, to avenge the kick he had received in Huaguo Mountain before.

Never thought!

You motherfucker stone monkey doesn't play cards according to routine!

resignedly.

The four of them could only give Sun Haoqiang an ugly smile.

Sun Hao patted his chest and said:

"Then I don't believe it. You can see that their smiles are uglier than their tears. They look at all} people. How can they be good people who speak well?"

"Unless you ask them to perform a talent show for me, a show of our Huaguoshan—itch."

"Otherwise I'd still be afraid of them."

Taibai Jinxing was a little confused, and asked:

"What talent itch?"

The four heavenly kings and all the heavenly soldiers and generals also looked at Sun Hao with a confused look on their faces, and thought, "This itch...is it scratching lice?"

Sun Hao looked at the group of people and replied:

"Then take a good look and listen. I will only demonstrate it to you once. If I can't learn it, I will go back to Huaguo Mountain."

After Sun Hao finished speaking, he twisted his waist and sang:

"Come on, be happy, anyway, there will be a lot of time, come on, pretend, anyway, there will be a lot of scenery..."

ah!Fuck!

evildoer!evildoer!The stone monkey is a monster!

drop!

"Negative emotions from Taibaijinxing +999."

"Negative emotions from Mo Liqing +999."

"Negative emotions from the magic ritual sea +999."

"Negative emotions from Magic Red +999."

"Negative emotions from Heavenly General Hong Cheng +666."

"Negative emotions from Tianbing Lu Cheng +666."

"From..."

for a while.

It was not only Taibai Jinxing's eyes that widened, but the four heavenly king brothers and all the heavenly soldiers and generals also widened their eyes.

Our mentality is about to collapse.

Our Four Heavenly Kings are so mighty and domineering, we are the great gods guarding the Nantianmen, yet you let us dance such a coquettish dance and those coquettish words.

Don't you want to kill someone?

We are the Four Heavenly Kings!

We are the face of heaven!

We don't need to come out to hang out?

We don't want to lose face?

Taibai Jinxing said embarrassingly:

"Brother, I asked them to apologize to you, can you see it?"

That Taibai Jinxing is also speechless, these four heavenly kings are as stupid as Lingji, what are you doing to provoke him when you have nothing to do?

I bought a thousand golden pills from the Tathagata, and I squatted at him for three months before I invited people to the Heavenly Court.

You are really pig teammates!

Chapter 85 Today's Itch Is Destroyed Once

The Four Heavenly Kings hurriedly said at this time:

"Friend Daoist, I'm sorry."

"We didn't mean it just now."

"We apologize to you."

Although they don't know the hardships of Taibaijinxing, they also know that if they let the stone monkey go back today, they may be doomed.

Sun Hao was also happy.

Apologize?

Give me direct access to talent.

Sun Hao shook his head and said seriously:

"If an apology is useful, what do officers and soldiers need to do?"

"Brother, it's not that I don't give you face. They don't dance or sing. I really don't feel safe. I'd better go back to Huaguo Mountain."

After Sun Hao finished speaking, he was ready to get out of the way.

Taibai Jinxing's complexion tightened instantly and said:

"Wait!"

"Brother, I'll let them sing and dance for you."

Shut up.

Taibai Jinxing sent a voice transmission to the four of them:

"I asked for a thousand gold elixirs from the Buddha and squatted in the Water Curtain Cave for three months before I finally invited this Lingming stone monkey up."

"It's your choice, you can figure it out, if you don't sing and dance...you can explain it to His Majesty and Buddha later!"

What the hell!

When the four of them heard this, they were instantly dumbfounded.

Sun Hao suddenly said again:

"And those people behind, they have to be together, they also scared me just now."

All the heavenly soldiers and generals: What a crime!

When the matter came to this point, they could only fight, and saw the four heavenly kings and all the heavenly soldiers and generals twisting their buttocks and starting to show their talents.

Heavenly King Jiguo: "Come on, be happy, anyway, you have a lot of time."

Guangmu Heavenly King: "Come on, love, anyway, there is a lot of stupidity."

Duowen Tianwang: "Come and wander, anyway, there are many directions."

The King of Growth: "Come on, make it up, anyway, there will be a lot of scenery."

"Pfft!"

Seeing this scene, Taibai Jinxing burst out laughing without holding back.

"Cough...cough..."

Sun Hao's facial muscles tightened, and he twisted his thigh with one hand, fearing that he couldn't hold back and laughed.

drop!

"Negative emotions from Mo Liqing +999."

"Negative emotions from the magic ritual sea +999."

"Negative emotions from Magic Red +999."

"Negative emotions from Heavenly General Hong Cheng +555."

"From..."

The negative emotions were like a flood all of a sudden, a group of people gave Sun Hao an increase of 280 million in a short while, which shows how ashamed they are in their hearts.

孽 孽!

"Hahaha…!"