Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

"Brother Sun Dao, this is your first time participating in a horse race, so you have to learn from everyone with humility!"

"Don't engage in superstitious things. If this thing can be counted accurately, then can't we big guys count?"

"Young monkey, be humble and don't be too arrogant."

The Jade Emperor also had a strange expression at the moment, turning his head to look at Taibai Jinxing.

Taibai Jinxing stood there calmly.

Don't panic, it's not a big problem.

After the No. [-] horse ran off the track, it began to have diarrhea on the grassland in the distance.

that scene.

Just use "..." instead.

The immortals also suddenly realized:

"Let's talk about why the No. [-] horse suddenly turned around. It turned out that he went back to have diarrhea."

"Stone Monkey, your luck is too bad."

"The number three horse will not be drawn sooner or later, and you will not add anything else, so you will add the number three horse."

"Young monkey, you still have a lot to learn."

All the immortals are in a happy mood.

After all, they didn't bet on the third horse.

As long as the third horse does not win, they basically win 80.00%.

Nezha walked up to Sun Hao, and said frightenedly:

"Hey, I'm really smart."

"Even if some people are shameless, they still lose a hundred golden pills, what a shame!"

Sun Hao glanced at Nezha angrily, then took out a large handful of golden pills and stuffed them into his mouth, and replied:

"I'm rich, you bite me?"

Nezha clenched his fists and snorted coldly:

"Dead monkey, let's see how hard you can go."

At this time, the Jade Emperor looked at Taibai Jinxing strangely and said:

"What happened to horse number three?"

Taibai Jinxing saw that something had happened, so he opened his mouth and replied:

"The elixir I asked for from Taishang Laojun was mixed and fed to these horses."

"It's not just the No. [-] horse. All these horses have eaten. As long as they exert their strength, the more force they exert, the more forceful they will be, and the more they will lose their diarrhea."

Uh…

When the Jade Emperor heard this, his expression changed a little.

All the celestial horses have been eaten, and the stronger the medicine is, the stronger it will be. Doesn't it mean that all the celestial horses will have diarrhea?

This arena is relatively large, not only covering the Tianhe grassland, but also above the Tianhe, including the location of the immortals.

That is to say?

Jade Emperor: I have a bold idea, Taibai Jinxing is an old boy, and it is very likely that I will be the next victim.

Chapter 98 Fly Freely (plus more)

Taibai Jinxing saw the Jade Emperor's face changed, and hurriedly said via voice transmission: "Your Majesty, don't worry!"

"Pegasus horses are not ordinary horses, they all have intelligence, and they will go back like number three horses when they are drugged. How could they do such filthy things on our heads?"

Taibai Jinxing: I'm not panicking at all.

It was because of this matter that Taibai Jinxing persuaded everyone to focus on entertainment and try not to place bets.

Although all horses can pull equally, everyone is going to lose. Knowing the situation, they will definitely find Taibai Jinxing to settle the score.

However, after the number three horse was pulled, although it was a little weak, there was no big problem.

It returned to the field and continued to compete, even if it was the last place, but its competitive spirit is worthy of praise.

Seeing this, Sun Hao shouted:

"Come on horse number three!"

"Although you are about to lose, your spirit of not giving up has already won."

The game continues.

When the immortals heard Sun Hao's shout, they turned their heads and looked at him disdainfully. Although the number three horse had returned to the field, the difference was too great, and it was impossible to catch up.

Unless there is a miracle.

god...god...god...

"I go!"

"Is this Tema poisonous?"

"The number seven and number nine ran back no matter what."

"What are you doing?"

The immortals looked at the situation on the field, and each of them was speechless.

On the field, the No. [-] and No. [-] horses who were leading the way suddenly braked suddenly and turned around, and ran all the way back to the Tianhe grassland.

Sun Hao was a little confused at this moment.

Horse number three went back to pull for a while, and then number seven and number nine also turned around and went back to pull. If the other horses all went back to pull, wouldn't the horse number three that I bought win?

I bought one thousand and one, except for number three which is three hundred, all others are one hundred, and I will lose one hundred if I lose, and if number three wins, I will win nineteen hundred golden pills.

What the hell!

How embarrassing!

Sun Hao shouted directly:

"No. [-] horse, come on, I'll give you a song called Lonely Brave, I believe you will be the one who will reach the finish line."

"I love you walking alone in a dark alley, I love you not kneeling... Do you want to go? Do you deserve it? This ragged cloak, do you want to fight? Fight! With the humblest dream..."

"Come on, Ollie!"

drop!

"Negative emotions from Nezha +999."

"Negative emotions from Li Jing +999."

"Negative emotions from Yuelao +999."

"From..."

Everyone gritted their teeth angrily when they saw Sun Hao singing and dancing, and directly contributed 320 million negative emotions to Sun Hao.

what!Very angry!

Why does this dead monkey still sing and dance?

So annoying.

The Jade Emperor was also happy at this time.

According to what Taibai Jinxing said, all the horses must go back and pull. Doesn't it mean that the number three horse should be pulled first?

And the No. [-] horse is not beaten by many people, so he will win another hand from the fairies?

The Jade Emperor felt refreshed.

All of you present here are younger brothers, so you won't be able to win, and you won't be able to catch the golden pill, what else can you do?

Or the stone monkey has vision, haha!

however.

The Jade Emperor was too happy.

I saw that on the playing field, after No. [-] and No. [-] ran back, No. [-], No. [-], No. [-] and No. [-] also ran back one after another.

bu~!

Suddenly a voice sounded above the crowd.

Suddenly, an ominous premonition arose in everyone's hearts, and a bold guess was formed in their minds.

Shouldn't it...shouldn't it be... pulled?

That's right.

The No. [-] horse in the sky couldn't help farting before it had time to turn around.

In this case, you absolutely cannot trust any fart, absolutely not!cannot!

I can't!

puff……!

In an instant, the strange smell in the sky wafted away, flying all over the sky, and the scenery was so beautiful! !

Time stood still.

Everyone instantly petrified.

Laoba's secret small burgers.

There is a poem saying:

Free to fly.

Over your head, fly free.

Brilliant starlight wanders forever.

Fangxiang all the way, shining on my heart.

Follow me to the far frontier.

drop!

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +999."

"Negative emotions from the Queen Mother +999."

"Negative emotions from Nezha +999."

"Negative emotions from Li Jing +999."

"Negative emotions from Yuelao +999."

"From..."

Seeing the negative emotions, Sun Hao skyrocketed by 300 million all the way, and he was in a bad mood.

This free flight has something to do with me. Why did everyone's negative emotions add to me?

call…!

Suddenly a gust of wind blew, and all the filth in the sky was instantly blown into the Milky Way.

Zhu Bajie: My name is Nunniang.

I saw that No. [-] horse had already solved the problem before it could complete the U-turn. It also had nothing to love, turned around again, and rushed directly into the Tianhe River. It was about to commit suicide.

Horse No. [-]: Although I am dead, my horse life has reached its peak. I once shit on the head of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother. No horse can surpass my eighth horse. There is no horse before or after.

Taibai Jinxing stood there with a pale face.

Laojun misunderstood me!

The old man is very bad, he clearly said that Tianma can control it, why can't he control it now.