Tang Seng laughed and raised his wine glass, looked at Zhulong, and said with a big laugh: "Senior Zhulong, it is true that the sword is not old, but it is strong when old, and it is really amazing to be able to get the shit out of Haotian and run away with its tail between its legs. , It’s amazing, hahaha..."
"Where, where..."
Candle Dragon laughed loudly, raised his head and drank the wine in his glass.
The monkey took a sip of the wine depressed, and shouted: "What's so great about it, 500 years ago, when my old grandson made a big fuss in the Heavenly Court, the Haotian who beat him got into the table and didn't dare to come out..."
Zhu Gangli rolled his eyes wildly when he heard it, and was speechless for a while, secretly said: "Wan Duzi, this stupid monkey has gone further and further on the road of ignorance, hey, it is really sad, pitiful..."
Zhulong's face twitched violently when he heard it, and he was speechless for a moment.
Tang Seng's face twitched violently, his old face turned red, and he said angrily, "Damn monkey, stop bragging..."
But the monkey was reluctant and shouted: "Master, this is true. If you don't believe me, you can ask this idiot. At that time, this idiot was the canopy marshal of the heaven. Oh, and Lao Sha, he was also the general of the curtain , They were all in the Heavenly Court at that time, knowing that what my old grandson said was true, the heavenly court has hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals who can't do anything to my old grandson, the old Jade Emperor was really beaten into the table by my grandson..."
"do not talk!"
Tang Seng said angrily, feeling extremely ashamed.
But the monkey was still relentless, and shouted: "Oh, master, why don't you believe in my old grandson? My old grandson has just been oppressed for 500 years, and his methods are a bit useless..."
"Wow, Buddha, I have tolerated you, a monkey, for a long time..."
Tang Seng couldn't stand it anymore, suddenly became violent, rushed to the monkey with a vigorous step, lifted the monkey, smashed the monkey to the ground, then held down the hammer, and swung his arms, like a two-wheeled windmill, His fists roared, and he slammed towards the monkey frantically.
"Ow ooh..."
The poor monkey screamed strangely after being smashed, screaming again and again.
Until finally, the monkey was beaten silently, Tang Seng stopped, let out a breath, glanced at the monkey, then looked at the crowd, grinned and said: "It's much quieter now, let's continue to eat meat and drink , come on, continue..."
On the side, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wanli watched tremblingly, feeling a little apprehensive.
This muscular demon monk is also too strong. He even held down the monkey and smashed it with a hammer. It was too violent and terrifying!
What the hell is going to the West with our protection?
Chapter 782
Li Xiao also grinned secretly, hesitated, looked at Tang Seng, and said with a smile: "Elder Tang is really temperamental..."
Tang Seng grinned and said with a smile: "That's..."
Li Xiao drank a few glasses of wine, looked up at the sky, his eyes were flickering, and said: "Hey, this Haotian has returned to the Heavenly Court, I'm afraid I have to go to the Queen Mother..."
"Queen Mother? What? Is she also a quasi-sage?"
Tang Seng asked.
"What is quasi-sage power?"
At this moment, the dying monkey got up from under the table and asked a question.
Everyone rolled their eyes wildly.
Tang Seng walked over and kicked the monkey's face fiercely.
"what……"
The monkey screamed and passed out completely.
"It's much quieter now!"
Tang Seng grinned, then looked at Li Xiao, and asked, "Li Xiao is an immortal, is the queen mother very powerful?"
Li Xiao nodded and said: "The strength of the Queen Mother should be on par with Haotian..."
"The queen mother is so powerful?"
Tang Seng grinned.
On the side, Zhulong was worried.
He also knew that it was pure luck that he was able to defeat Haotian this time, relying on the blood essence of his elder brother Zhulong, he barely defeated Haotian.
If Haotian and his wife came to face the two quasi-sages, Zhulong might even drink Zulong's essence and blood all at once, and it would be of no avail.
Well, of course, the premise is that Zhulong's body can withstand the blood essence of Zulong!
At this moment, Li Xiao smiled lightly and said, "Elder Tang, of course the queen mother is very powerful, and the queen mother is even more powerful, which should be the aspect..."
Zhu Bajie shuddered violently when he heard this.
Tang Seng became interested and hurriedly asked, "What aspect?"
Li Xiao smiled softly: "You don't know about putting a hat on Haotian. This Queen Mother has affairs with many people in the prehistoric world. Well, if the poor Taoist knows it, there are all the immortals, and The Maitreya Buddha of Buddhism and so on..."
"Mist grass, is it so explosive?"
Tang Seng's eyes brightened when he heard it, and he said happily: "Then how tall is Haotian's hat, tsk tsk tsk..."
Li Xiao grinned and said, "The point is, this Queen Mother is a rare beauty in the Three Realms..."
"Beauty? How beautiful?"
Tang Seng swallowed his saliva and asked.
Li Xiao looked at Tang Seng, laughed loudly and said, "Elder Tang is so interested, you might as well go to the Heavenly Court to have a look and find out!"
When Tang Seng heard it, his eyes lit up immediately, and he laughed loudly and said, "Okay, I have exactly that intention..."
With that said, Tang Seng got up and went out.
Li Xiao looked at the back of Tang Seng going away, with a smile on the corner of his mouth.
Zhulong swallowed his saliva, gave Li Xiao a thumbs up secretly, grinned and said: "Li Xiao is immortal, tall, really tall, the old dragon admires, admires..."
……
On the other side, Tianting, Nantianmen.
A celestial soldier cautiously came up to the celestial general guarding the gate, and whispered: "General, I heard that the guard of the Southern Heaven Gate is one of the most dangerous professions in the prehistoric world..."
"Bullshit!"
The Heavenly General said angrily: "This is the Heavenly Court. Relatively speaking, the three realms are relatively peaceful now. Who would dare to come to the Heavenly Court to make trouble? We have received His Majesty's great favor, so we must repay His Majesty. Don't listen to outsiders. Gossip..."
Tianbing grinned, hurriedly cupped his hands, and then retreated resentfully.
But he was still a little worried!
At this moment, a golden light shot towards Nantianmen.
The golden light faded away, revealing a great monk with gnarled muscles. This great monk was none other than Tang Seng, a monstrous muscle monk.
"Hey, who is this bald donkey? This is an important place in the heaven, no trespassing is allowed!"
The Heavenly General took a look, picked up the spear in his hand, stopped the muscular demon monk, and shouted.
"How dare you call Buddha a bald donkey?"
When Tang Seng heard this, he was furious, and with a flash of his body, he came to the general, picked up the nine-ringed tin staff, and covered the general with one stick, directly covering the general into a fleshy paste, as if the formation and the gods were all gone. kind of.
Depend on!
So violent!
All the heavenly soldiers and generals were stunned and scared out of their wits.
Just now the Heavenly Soldiers gave a weird cry, and said: "The world really didn't lie to me. As expected, guarding the South Heaven Gate is one of the most dangerous professions in the prehistoric world. I quit. I went to the lower world to marry a wife..."
Saying that, the heavenly soldier quickly took off his battle armor, threw away the spear in his hand, and then turned into a stream of light, hurriedly descending to the lower realm.
The rest of the people also hurriedly went to the lower realm.
Tang Seng was speechless for a while, and said, "Why are people in the heavens so unqualified? They don't have any professional ethics..."
As he spoke, Tang Seng's figure flickered, and he walked towards the heavenly court.
Just as Tang Seng left, he saw Li Xiao's figure appearing in a palace not far away.
Li Xiao grinned and said: "The muscular demon monk enters the Heavenly Court, and there will definitely be a bloody storm in the Heavenly Court, hahaha..."
"Little brother, you are really too bad..."
On the side, the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit said speechlessly.
Li Xiao rolled his eyes, looked at the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit, grinned and asked, "Senior Sister, how bad is poverty?"
"you……"
The Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit blushed for no reason, glared at Li Xiuming viciously, then twisted Xiao Man's waist, and walked away angrily.
Everyone in Jiejiao sighed.
Li Xiao turned his head to look.
Jiejiao's fairy eyes look at the nose, and the nose looks at the heart, as if we didn't hear anything or see anything.
But it turned out that Tang Seng's smooth entry into the Heavenly Court was the reason why Li Xiao was behind the scenes to fuel the flames. Otherwise, with Tang Seng's strength, it would be difficult to enter the Heavenly Court without hindrance.
Along the way, there were tricks set by Li Xiao.
Under Li Xiao's smooth guidance, Tang Seng easily found the whereabouts of Fengqi Palace.
Tang Seng swaggered towards Fengqi Palace.
"Bold, who are you? How dare you trespass into Fengqi Palace?"
At this moment, a maid stopped the muscular demon monk.
Tang Seng grinned, looked at Xian'e, and said: "Tsk tsk tsk, the girl in the heaven is really juicy, um, a little fairy is so juicy, then the Queen Mother must be even more juicy, oh my god, I can't wait I can't wait, my dear, Buddha, I'm here..."
With that said, Tang Seng rushed into the palace.
At this moment, Gong'e stepped forward to stop Tang Seng, and said angrily: "You monk, don't be rude, retreat quickly!"
Tang Seng frowned, looked at Gong'e, grinned and said, "You little girl, Lord Buddha, I am too lazy to argue with you. Do you really think that Lord Buddha, I won't beat women anymore?"
"You... are bold..."
Gong'e was furious, so she wanted to do it.
"Snapped……"
However, before she could make a move, she received a solid slap on the cheek, and fell backwards as she was slapped, slammed into the wall of the palace, rolled her eyes, and fainted past.
Chapter 783 The Angry Queen Mother
When the Queen Mother heard the movement, she hurried out, and then saw Xian'e who had been knocked out, and a big monk who was as strong as a calf. Who? How dare you come to my Fengqi Palace to act wildly?"
The muscular demon monk looked at the Queen Mother with bright eyes, and said in amazement, "You are the Queen Mother?"
The queen mother frowned and said angrily: "Since you know about me, why don't you step back?"
Where is the muscular demon monk willing to back down? Instead, his eyes became brighter and brighter. He looked up and down at the Queen Mother, and said in admiration, "The Queen Mother is really beautiful. This appearance, this face, this figure, tsk tsk..."
"presumptuous!"
The queen mother was about to go crazy, blushing, and roared angrily.
The muscular demon monk put on an old face, and said with a sneer: "The queen mother, Lord Buddha, I heard that you are unrestrained, um, so Lord Buddha traveled thousands of miles to come to heaven to find you, um, don't worry, Lord Buddha, I will definitely satisfy you... ..."
As he said that, the muscular demon monk showed a wretched expression, his eyes were full of green light, and he looked at the Queen Mother as if he was looking at his prey.
When the queen mother heard this, her lungs were about to explode, her eyes were red, and she roared angrily: "Fart, fart, you bald donkey, you dare to insult me, you want to die!"
As she spoke, the Queen Mother stretched out her jade hand, and slapped Tang Seng with a slap.
Obviously, the queen mother was so angry that she wanted to slap Tang Seng, a bastard, to death.
Misty grass, quasi-sage's great power... Tang Seng's pupils narrowed sharply, and he wanted to run, but his breath was locked, so he could only watch a giant energy hand crashing down.
At this moment, a golden shield of Buddha's light rose in front of Tang Seng.
"boom……"
The giant hand slammed on the Buddha light shield fiercely, and a terrifying sound wave erupted, and the air wave rolled out, instantly flattening everything around.
Those Xian'e were all pushed and staggered and fell down.
Even the Queen Mother was drawn by the breath, staggered and retreated a few steps, looking at the void with a look of shock and anger.
Tang Seng also heaved a sigh of relief when he narrowly escaped death.
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