He suddenly raised an arm, stretched out his finger and pointed at Miss Dai's mouth, as if he meant to tell her that the incense ash was for eating.
"Pfft!"
In an instant, after staying there for a few seconds, Dai Xiaomei couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Hahaha, oh my god, Mr. Hei Wuchang is too cute, isn't he?"
"The cook, the soul of the cook, and the cook are all masters!"
"Wuhu, it seems that the black impermanence boss is also one of our great cooks!"
"Hahaha, the old woman's ignorant look for a few seconds is really funny."
And in the live broadcast room, those water friends almost went crazy laughing.
After laughing out loud, Miss Dai also noticed her gaffe, and hastily bowed to Hei Wuchang: "Ahem, I'm sorry, boss, I lost my composure."
Although she trusts Heiwuchang a lot, but asking her to eat the incense ash directly is obviously a bit crooked.
And along the way, she has seen the greedy character of the big boss Hei Wuchang several times, even the corpse chaser has said it several times.
This time it was obvious that this one was hungry again.
Dai Xiaomei and Xiao Yan didn't believe that incense ash was used in such a way, but Zhang Ting, who escaped from death, firmly remembered this in his heart at the moment.
Ma De, at this point, you still want to continue to use labor and capital as evil, right?
Obviously, he didn't see how Hei Wuchang was swallowed by Li Gui in one bite, he only knew that as soon as this guy appeared, the other one disappeared.
Even in the movie, Taoist priests have to fight a few times to fight demons and eliminate demons. Is this not acting?
At this moment, he also wanted to understand. He was frightened by the picture of this guy "eating ghosts" before, and it was very late at night. Deliberately made a pile of black smoke.
That thing is definitely a prop!
Create a fog, and then take the opportunity to sneak away, otherwise, even if it is really a ghost, who else eats too much, even ghosts?
I understand, this incense ash will definitely be an important prop for the next performance!
I have received advanced Buddhist education with my father. The master who taught me said that there are no ghosts or monsters in this world. How can I be so stupid?
At this moment, he realized.
Taking advantage of the fact that Dai Xiaomei and Xiao Yan didn't notice her side, she quietly got up from the ground, some old faces looked at her wet crotch with hot faces, and hurriedly took off her coat, tied it around her waist to block it. .
Didn't find it?
Absolutely never found it?
If this lets the goddess know that he was scared and pulled his pants, and there is a live broadcast, then he won't have to live in the future!
No, now we must find a way to change the subject!
Zhang Ting made up his mind in an instant. After clapping his hands pretending to be relaxed, he moved towards the two of them very naturally.
What made him a little embarrassed was that the mysterious guy in black had his back facing him, but the moment he approached, he suddenly moved two steps to the side.
This caused Dai Xiaomei and Xiao Yan to subconsciously take two steps back, stepping on their horses, it seemed as if they had discovered his secret and despised him!
In fact, he really thought too much. Not only Dai Xiaomei and Xiao Yan, but also countless viewers in the live broadcast room could clearly see the scene of being scared to pee.
It's just because the previous situation was too urgent, coupled with the surprise of Hei Wuchang's appearance, so those who chose to forget, directly threw out his embarrassment.
This wave, this wave he really wronged others!
But it was obviously impossible for him to give up, it just made him feel even more depressed.
He strode closer and laughed loudly at the same time: "Xiang Hui, I know how to use this!"
He yelled so loudly, and finally managed to attract the eyes of the two of them, only Hei Wuchang sniffed slightly, and took a step back without leaving a trace.
"Do you know how to use it?"
Little Sister Dai had already occupied all of her thoughts about the things sent by the corpse hunter, so she immediately asked with expectation and curiosity.
It's just that the flickering eyes obviously don't believe it.
"Ahem, of course!"
Seeing that the little girl did not find out what happened to her pants, Zhang Ting was completely relieved, coughed lightly, and was ready to fill the cup!
"You have also seen the golden Buddha at the beginning. They are all genuine treasures. As for the incense ash, although it is much more common, it is probably something that was bought by that temple."
"I didn't say that. The real good things are not available everywhere. My Golden Buddha cost over two million yuan. The real treasure, the one that is worthless?"
As for his imaginary enemy, the corpse exorcist, Zhang Ting couldn't help stepping on it as long as he had the opportunity.
But after looking at the dissatisfied look in the little girl's eyes, he hastily changed his words: "This thing is just a cough, and it is used directly on yourself."
"Think about it, the incense ash in this temple is enshrined every day, and it is next to the statue. Of course, it is more or less stained with something, but not much. If you sprinkle it directly on your body, it should also have a little bit of evil spirits. .”
Fortunately, Zhang Ting still has some brains. In such a short period of time, he abruptly made up a statement for him.
However, his credibility has obviously turned into a negative value, especially after hearing his secret ridicule towards the corpse chaser, Dai Xiaomei is even more disbelieving.
Your golden Buddha is awesome?Doesn't it break when touched?
This was sent by the corpse exorcist, Mr. Hei Wuchang, personally. How could it be useless?
"Okay, okay, there is indeed something wrong tonight, little girl, I don't know if you can talk to this gentleman, let him take us directly to the corpse exorcist? If you find the corpse exorcist, then We should be safe."
Looking at this pretentious criminal, Xiao Yan felt a little hot-eyed, so she had to take advantage of the situation and suggest to the little girl.
At the same time, looking at the figure of Hei Wuchang, waves of turmoil indeed appeared in his heart.
She had actually seen this person in the paper-making shop, and she didn't feel anything at the time, but after approaching him at such a close distance, the inexplicable aura made her feel suffocated for a while.
This mysterious person is definitely a master!
And what shocked her even more was that such a master was subservient to the corpse exorcist. How strong was the corpse exorcist himself?
If such a master can be drawn into the 749 game, it will be a great happiness not only for the 749 game, but also for the entire Jinling people!
Xiao Yan's words made Dai Xiaomei's eyes light up.
"Yeah, it's all my fault. I shouldn't have skipped work so far with Da Da! If you stayed with Da Da, you wouldn't have to suffer this kind of crime."
Dai Xiaomei said in great annoyance, and then looked at Hei Wuchang pitifully.
Black impermanence:? ? ?
"Hey, big guy, I don't even know how to notify the exorcist, can you take us to him?"
Facing Hei Wuchang's tilting head to kill, Dai Xiaomei became more restrained and embarrassed.
After all, she has personally experienced the horror of this boss, that is, after following Jiang Bailang for so long, she feels a little familiar, otherwise how would she have the guts to talk to Hei Wuchang like this?
Go back to Jiang Bai?
I understand!
After hearing Xiaomei's explanation, Hei Wuchang nodded slightly, then turned around and jumped in the direction he came from.
"Boss agreed! Great, let's catch up!"
Seeing that Hei Wuchang really set off, Xiao Yan burst into ecstasy for a moment, took the hand of Dai Xiaomei, and hurriedly chased after him.
This operation made Dai Xiaomei a little dumbfounded.
This
Why do you feel that you are more excited than me?
"Hey, you really can pretend, you won't die if you get tired!"
Looking at the three people leaving, Zhang Ting was naturally not to be outdone, seeing that Hei Wuchang was walking all the way by jumping, but the speed was as fast as Jill's, so he couldn't help cursing in his heart.
However, he didn't notice that a trace of black air, invisible to ordinary people, had quietly climbed onto his forehead like a dark cloud.
Hei Wuchang led the way, originally he was going straight all the way, running towards Jinling Hotel, but on the way, a fragrant breath suddenly got into his nose.
Black impermanence:! ! ! ╰(°▽°)╯
Without the slightest hesitation, he turned a direction at the fork in the road, and jumped over looking for the smell.
The three of Dai Xiaomei didn't know where their destination was, so naturally they followed quickly without any hesitation.
"Hey, have you noticed that there seems to be something wrong with this street?"
Just walking, Dai Xiaomei felt that something was wrong, she shook Xiao Yan's arm nervously and asked.
indeed.
It was almost late at night, and this street belonged to a road close to the residential area, and there were no gates on the side, so it seemed quiet.
And after running in, a hazy thick fog suddenly pressed over, feeling the biting chill in the fog, and the little girl immediately became a little restless.
"Indeed, there is a very dark air here, there may be something ominous, you have to be careful!"
Xiao Yan was also an intern at Bureau 749, so she could feel the yin in front of her eyes, and immediately said with a serious expression.
"Made, what the hell is this bullying the road? It's still so cold when it's foggy?"
On the contrary, Zhang Ting was ignorant and fearless, feeling the biting chill, especially his pee-drenched crotch seemed to be freezing, so he couldn't help cursing in a low voice.
At this time, Hei Wuchang, who was walking in the front, suddenly stopped.
The three of them looked over his back, only to see a strange figure in the middle of the road, wearing what looked like ancient decayed armor, holding a rusty spear in his hand, suddenly blocking the way in the middle of the road.
This is a ghost soldier!
Although they didn't understand, both Dai Xiaomei and Xiao Yan felt that something was definitely wrong with that figure at the same time, and their pupils shrank slightly.
On the contrary, Zhang Ting hesitated after seeing the Yin soldier.
This guy's height and shape, why does it feel a bit similar to that ghost thing before, huh?
Groove, could this guy be that bastard from just now, is he an actor, right? !
The moment he thought of this, Zhang Ting almost collapsed.
Ma De, the relationship has been messed up for a long time, and I was so scared that I pulled my pants down, but it turned out that you were all acting, right?
A nameless anger kept burning in his heart, and finally made his eyes look a little ferocious. His eyes swept around and happened to see a wooden stick under the wall next to him, and he immediately sneered in his heart.
After walking over to pick up the wooden stick, he smiled and said to the two of them, "Made, what the hell is that, right? Don't worry, I'll beat him to the bum this time!"
This time I don't care if you are acting or not, if you dare to scare labor and management like this, let's see if I don't play your tricks!
"Hey, you"
Without waiting for the astonished little girl to dissuade him, Zhang Ting rushed over with a stick in his hand.
Running to the front and back of the Yin Bing, he directly hit the head with a stick!
"Haha, let labor and management die!"
"Snapped!"
What made him lose his mind for a moment was that when his stick fell, it passed directly through the man's body as if it hit the air, and the stick hit the ground directly.
However, he, who was already dazed by anger, didn't notice this, and in a daze, he just thought that the actor was lucky, so he even avoided it.
Immediately shouted angrily: "Hiding Ni Ma, you pay labor!"
Cursing angrily, Zhang Ting swiped again with his stick, and the Yin soldier finally raised his cheek slowly. The moment his eyes met, Zhang Ting went numb.
As if the pause button was pressed, he froze in place.
That rotten cheek had already exposed a lot of bones, and disgusting maggots were wriggling on the cheek full of rotten holes, especially those scarlet and brutal eyeballs, all of which proved that
This riding horse is definitely not human!
Zhang Ting's whole body has completely collapsed.
"Yin soldiers! This is the ghost soldiers from Chenghuang Temple!"
Xiao Yan exclaimed, because after seeing the appearance of the Yin Bing thoroughly, he finally recalled the records he had read before and recognized its identity.
In an instant, his face turned pale for a while, and his whole body trembled.
Holding onto the little girl's arm trembling uncontrollably, he hurriedly said: "Run everyone, run, this Yin soldier is extremely weird, and has a lot of resentment, and the armor on his body is a complete set of Yin, it can't be killed! "
"Once it stabs the body with its ghost spear, even if it's just scratched, it will directly hurt the soul by Yin Qi. Run, run!"
Xiao Yan was completely impatient, her voice trembling uncontrollably, while pulling the little girl back, she hurriedly yelled at Hei Wuchang and Zhang Ting.
"Crack!"
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