Personal profession fills in corpses, the police are numb

Xiao Yan's words seemed to break some kind of imagination, and the little girl suddenly came back to her senses. After wiping the corners of her mouth inarticulately, she took Xiao Yan's hand with excitement and said, "How is it? Did you see Those claws are very suitable for making chicken feet with pickled peppers!"

Xiao Yan:? ? ?

o((⊙﹏⊙))o

Wocao, big sister, what are you talking about like tigers and wolves? !

Xiao Yan's words made Xiao Yan unconsciously reminisce about the dreamy barbecue before, and tears were about to flow down from the corner of her mouth unconsciously.

The foot-grabbing ghost is like a spider, crunching bones and sharp claws rubbing against the ground to make a harsh sound, and the ugly big face is directly in front of Jiang Bai!

He seemed very upset and said, "What the hell are you doing? You still wear such a ghost thing on your face. I don't know if I can't see your ridiculous appearance of being scared and pitiful. Will this make me very upset?"

As he said that, he was about to reach out to lift Jiang Bai's bamboo hat, and almost didn't scare the ghost on the side to pee at the wall, so he hurriedly stopped in front of it.

Anxiously said: "You guys stop! This is a corpse exorcist who walks in the shadows, how dare you offend me like this! Hurry up and apologize, you know?"

When the ghost hit the wall, the two ghosts were taken aback for a moment, and then they burst into laughter again.

"Hahaha, ghost hit the wall, when did your eloquence become so good? You even learned to joke, this is from Kyushu, so what kind of sense of humor is it? You won't steal it, right?"

The foot-grabbing ghost withdrew his arm, looked at the serious face of the ghost hitting the wall, but laughed jokingly, obviously not listening to his admonition in his heart.

The hanging ghost also smiled and said: "Jie Jie Jie, people who walk in the shadows? Isn't that a weak human being? Do you know what we are? We are ghosts, we are the shadows!"

"What are human beings? Birth, old age, sickness and death, even a small injury will cause death, but we are eternal existence!"

"Hurry up, it's just the last few days. When Master Oda Nobunaga gives an order, the entire Jinling will be ours at that time!"

The ghosts at both ends became more and more excited as they talked, and they almost regarded being able to become a ghost as the highest honor.

The ghost will cry when it hits the wall, those who are on the horse, these few are masters who even eat ghosts!

You jiba are nothing more than two dishes at most, so arrogant with a hammer!

"Okay, okay, don't get in the way here! Even a human being is afraid, you are insulting our noble status as ghosts, and you are insulting Lord Oda Nobunaga!"

In the end, the two ghosts who said hello were a little upset watching the ghost hit the wall. The hanging ghost flicked his tongue, and even sent the ghost who had consumed too much Yin Qi flying out.

The ghost catcher didn't hesitate, and directly stretched out the pair of sharp and hideous arms like a sickle, and tore Jiang Bai's legs violently!

It hates those who have feet and look so suitable!

This feeling will only remind him of the tragic experience of having a pair of disabled legs when he was still a human being!

"Boom!"

"Ok?"

Two muffled sounds sounded, but someone stopped the two arms of the foot-grabbing ghost suddenly, causing it to look up suspiciously.

But he found that his arm had been stepped on the ground by two figures, one black and one white, without knowing when!

Jiang Bai's eyes, which had been squinting slightly, finally opened slowly. In the dark pupils, there seemed to be two abyss-like dead silences. The silent breath instantly made the two ghosts kneel down with a puff, and their eyes were full of horror.

"Bubu? You like to make up your body, don't you?"

Jiang Bai looked down at the two ghosts, and asked with no emotion in his tone.

"We!"

"clap clap"

The extreme oppressive feeling instantly stunned the ghosts at both ends, and the whole ghost trembled crazily. Just as he was about to speak, he was slapped down by a series of slaps.

"You like mending, don't you? Do you want to eat people? Cannibals don't spit out bones, right? I'll give you a few big mouths, and let you mend as much as you want at once!"

Jiang Bai asked over and over again, and every time he asked, he slapped his mouth, until finally, the two ghosts were slapped into pig heads, and the tongue of the hanging ghost was even swollen!

"woooooo"

"Don't dare! We dare not! Don't make up! Don't make up again!"

Until the end, under everyone's amazed eyes, these two ghosts were beaten and cried like this!

"Fuck, isn't this too real?"

"Surprised, the underground evil ghost was actually made to cry, and this is the reason!"

"A certain C shock department is here?"

"Hahaha, God damn it, I'll make up for you!"

"Two ghosts: Don't you know how much psychological harm these dozens of big mouths have done to us ghosts who are only a few dozen years old? I'm afraid!"

"I'll go, why can you make a voice upstairs?"

The audience at the scene and in the live broadcast room were completely laughing like crazy, joking and complaining crazily, almost making their stomachs cramp from laughing.

And on the other side.

Ghost Daqiang looked at the two ghosts who had been beaten so badly that their mothers couldn't recognize them, feeling scared and gloating at the same time.

Before the three ghosts cooperated, but let it play forward alone, how could it not know about this.

It's just that its ability is quite special, and it has been unable to defeat the two of them. Even when it was alive, it has been suppressing it.

Seeing the miserable appearance of the two ghosts now, I almost couldn't help laughing out loud.

It's just Jiang Bai's indifferent breath at the moment, which makes his scalp numb for a while, for fear that this big guy will get excited and cook a pot of tonic.

If you include yourself in this, then you won't be playing football? !

So it feels like it's time to show loyalty!

Seeing that Jiang Bai seemed to be tired from beating up, or that he disliked the two ghosts, he jumped over and took out a fan from nowhere, fanning Jiang Bai.

One side said: "Your Excellency has worked hard, but you must not be angry with these two bastards!"

After speaking, he turned his head again, looked at the two ghosts arrogantly, and said with a sneer, "How many times have I said that you can't be disrespectful to adults, and you can't be rude, but look what you have done?"

"Are you awake now? Hurry up and kowtow to admit your mistake, thank you for your reward, sir?"

I have to say that the little ghost who hit the wall is really a ghost, the rapidly changing face, and the subtle and slightly warped tone, Jiang Bai couldn't help but glanced at it.

Being hanged up by Jiang Bai and beaten violently, the two ghosts had already had a stomach full of evil fire in their hearts, and they didn't dare to burst out a little bit, but they were mocked by the ghost hitting the wall, and the ghosts almost exploded with anger !

"Bah! Those who draft papa, lick the dog!"

"Do you still have any dignity as a ghost?"

"Shameless You, Shameless You!"

The two ghosts flew into a rage, knelt on the ground, stared at the ghost hitting the wall and roared.

Immediately, his style of painting changed, and he put on an expression that was more flattering than a ghost hitting a wall, with his forehead firmly pressed against the ground.

Looking at Jiang Bai full of flattery, he said: "My lord is our real guide, who brought us back on the right track. My lord, we have fully realized now, please let us be your two dogs!"

!!!

The words of the two ghosts made the ghost's eyes widen in an instant, and blood gushed out of the seven orifices, as if his brains were boiling.

Made, these two are too dogs, right? !

Jiang Bai's cold eyes swept across the two ghosts, making them shut their mouths instantly, ignored them, and looked up at the central tomb.

Looking at the luxurious gate in front of him, and the group of archaeological team who looked like wolf cubs behind him, he hesitated for a moment.

Seemingly seeing Jiang Bai's hesitation, the foot-grabbing ghost hurriedly raised his head and flattered him: "My lord, this door actually has a mechanism. As long as the mechanism is opened, the door will automatically open!"

"But this mechanism is very dangerous, if you are not talented, let the little ones open the mechanism for adults!"

The words of catching the ghost surprised the three parties, one was the archaeological team, the other was the hanging ghost, and the other was the ghost hitting the wall.

"can."

There is an organ on it, and Jiang Bai is naturally clear, but this organ is a bit special, similar to a load-bearing organ, when it is triggered, people cannot leave, and the tomb door can only be successfully opened after the organ is completely down.

But obviously, the person who opened the organ must bear the injury and pain of the organ, so Jiang Bai hesitated.

In the end, control a zombie to open the door, or save time and effort, and directly punch the organ and the door.

Since the foot catcher jumped out, he naturally had no reason to stop it.

"Design, promise to complete the task!"

Seeing that Jiang Bai really agreed, the foot-catch ghost was overjoyed for a moment, knowing that at least he didn't have to die now!

After glancing proudly at the ghost hitting the wall and the hanging ghost, he walked straight to the gate, which made the two ghosts startled and angry.

Ma De, this dog is good or bad!

My position as the number one dog leg will not be taken away, right?

This was Ghost Daqiang's inner thoughts at the moment, and a sense of crisis made it extremely vigilant.

"click"

The moment the foot-grabbing ghost walked to the door of the tomb, there was a sudden clicking sound, and accompanied by a burst of shaking, the stone bricks under the feet of the foot-grabbing ghost cracked to both sides.

Looking at a deep pit that appeared below, and the densely packed, poisonous ground thorns inside, he scratched his feet and gritted his teeth, heartbroken, and went straight out.

Not only did he not escape, but he even revealed his fleshy body, so he fell straight to those thorns!

"Ouch!"

"Ah~!"

The moment it landed, those palm-length spikes easily pierced through the ghost's body, causing it to scream miserably.

Obviously this mechanism is not simple, even the ghost body of Li Gui can be hurt!

"Made, it really hurts to ride a horse!"

The foot-catcher's face was swollen black from the piercing pain, and he roared crazily in his heart, but forced a smile on his face.

Looking back at Jiang Bai said: "Don't worry, my lord, I will clear all these institutions and let my lord pass smoothly!"

After speaking, he took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and lay down, and then rolled forward amidst howling ghosts and wolves.

And those mechanism spikes that it waded through retracted back into the ground, leaving a flat and safe ground.

The crazed appearance of the foot-catch ghost completely stunned the ghost hitting the wall, while the hanged ghost beside him was Barbie Q.

Gan ah!

This one is two, one is faster than the other, if I don't hurry up and show it, will I be boiled?

The hanging ghost fell into a deep crisis in an instant, and the whole ghost couldn't stop trembling.

"By the way, since the organ has been robbed by the foot-catcher, then I can still perform my talents?!"

After contemplating for a long time, the hanging ghost suddenly thought of a way, and the whole ghost became excited.

Looking at the foot-grabbing ghost who was about to play with the mechanism, he hurriedly and humbly bent down to Jiang Bai, and said with a flattering smile: "My lord, the sound of this foot-grabbing ghost is really unsightly, I'm going to perform a talent, let me Let's be happy, my lord!"

"OK."

To be honest, this sentence of acting talent not only stunned other people, but even Jiang Bai was a little curious and directly agreed to this request.

After getting Jiang Bai's consent, the hanging ghost was overjoyed immediately, and after knocking his head a few more times, he jumped out, stepped on the head of the foot-grabbing ghost, and jumped directly to the door frame in front of the tomb door .

After bowing deeply to everyone, he said excitedly, "I'll show you a show, and hang myself to cheer everyone up!"

As he said that, before everyone could look puzzled, he saw it suddenly stick out its long tongue, one end directly stuck into the ceiling of the tomb door, the other end wrapped around his neck, and then hung up like that

!!!

???

A series of shocks, accompanied by a series of question marks, popped up from everyone's heads almost at the same time.

"Boom!"

"It's open! Haha, the door is open! My lord, the door is open!"

Before the crowd complained and cheered, accompanied by a burst of bangs, the door of the tomb was finally opened amidst the excited shouts of the foot catcher!

"Hooho!?"

At the same time, just behind the tomb door.

A zombie was ready to go, ready to rush out the moment the tomb door opened, tearing up all the intruders and destroying them.

But before they rushed out, a dead ghost led by a dog suddenly fell from the door frame, startled the zombies, and broke the momentum of charging forward.

Looking at the hanging ghost in front of him who obviously hanged himself, he couldn't get rid of it completely.