The old driver of the infinite world

"Oh, part of it is to let them enjoy their old age, and part of it is my own reasons." Wang Jue said lightly.

At this time, the voice of the main god sounded in his mind, "Change the fate of Li and his wife, and reward 500 reincarnation points."

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2Chapter 17 They default

Yuhang, in the evening.

Wang Jue took out a barbecue grill from the storage bracelet and planned to have an open-air barbecue party, but he never expected that the originally clear night sky would suddenly be covered with dark clouds, and it looked like a storm was about to come.

Ji Dian looked up at the sky, counted with his fingers, and said slowly: "No, it should be sunny today, why did it suddenly look like a storm is coming...I'm going, actually Someone cast a spell!"

Wang Jue frowned suddenly when he heard this, and suddenly thought of something, then he took out the sound transmission token and asked immediately: "Ying Kong, Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian met?"

On the other end, only Zhao Yingkong responded flatly: "Mmm..."

"This...why didn't you tell me in advance?" Wang Jue continued to ask.

Zhao Yingkong didn't answer, and silently hung up the communication.

"Hey, hey...you're getting more and more courageous, and you dare to hang up on me!" Wang Jue's face twitched a few times, and then he said helplessly: "As for it, you really think I'm a pervert. I can't be so hungry and thirsty that I don't even let the snake go..."

Wang Jue turned to look at Ji Dian, only to see him looking at him suspiciously.

Wang Jue stared back at him with dead fish eyes, "Hey, man, what kind of eyes are you, I've turned my prodigal son back a long time ago."

Ji Dian immediately looked at him with sincere eyes, nodded and said, "Well, I believe you, hahahaha..."

Wang Jue silently drew out a machete and put it on Ji Dian's neck, and said expressionlessly, "You laugh at me."

Ji Dian immediately said straightly: "No, you misunderstood me, I am a monk, how can I laugh at others casually, I just thought of happy things."

Wang Jue said with a gloomy face: "You don't want to say that your wife gave birth, do you?"

Ji Dian immediately denied it and said: "How is it possible? I am a monk and I don't have a wife... I just think that I can eat dog meat immediately, I am happy, I am happy...You say yes Come on, Big Big Wolf!"

I saw Big Big Wolf tied to a pillar by a thick rope, and howling: "You two great immortals, I am a wolf, I am a wolf, I am not a dog, oh~ woo woo woo... Please! Let me go please......"

Ji Dian walked up to Big Big Wolf, waving his cattail fan, and said, "Stop bluffing me, a wolf with a tail up, and a dog with a tail up. Look at your tail wagging so cheerfully, how dare you say you're not a dog!"

Big Big Wolf immediately put down his tail, and then said weakly: "This is the head office!"

Ji Dian said with a wicked smile, "Then let me ask you, what do wolves bark?"

"...Aww..."

"How does the dog bark?"

"Wow..."

"Hey, how dare you say you're not a dog." Ji Dian said with a look of success.

After Hui Tailang realized that he had been tricked, he straightened his heart and said: "Master, you touch your own conscience and say, I don't look like a dog all over, monks can't lie!"

I saw that Ji Dian took out a mirror from nowhere and faced Big Big Wolf, then put his hand on his heart, and said seriously: "Look for yourself, you don't look like a dog all over your body. I heard that there is a dog in the north called Husky. , maybe you are of that type.”

Big Big Wolf cried and said: "Master, I am a serious gray wolf, there is no way I don't even know my race!"

Ji Dian laughed and said, "Then I will continue to ask you, can dogs and wolves have offspring?"

Big Big Wolf was silent for a long time, then said: "Yes."

"Haha, that's it. There is no reproductive isolation between dogs and wolves, which means that you are of the same race. We must believe in science on this point!" Ji Dian said with a smile.

At this time, Wang Jue took out a whetstone and sharpened a sharp bone-eviscerating knife again and again. The sound of gold and stone could be heard, and the hair on the whole body of Big Big Wolf stood up instantly in fright, and he kept howling in his mouth. with...

Wang Jue walked up to Hui Tailang with the cold bone-eviscating sharp knife, and said seriously, "Don't worry, my knife is very fast, and it won't hurt if I cut my throat with it."

Big Big Wolf roared: "Is this a question of whether it hurts or not? I'll die if you stab me!"

"Eating you is for your own good, hey, do you know who is standing next to you, he is the Dragon Subduing Arhat from the Western Lingshan Mountain, let him eat you and undo your karma, then you will be a man in your next life Here's the chance!" Wang Jue said indifferently.

Big Big Wolf said with a mournful face, "I can cultivate a human form after another 80 or [-] years of kung fu. You two great immortals, please give me a chance!" Then he turned his head to Wang Jue, and said in a miserable voice: " Master, you also said at the beginning that following you, if you eat a piece of meat, I will eat a piece of bone, you can't break your promise!"

While checking the sharpness of the boning knife, Wang Jue said without raising his head, "But this wolf eats meat, not bones."

Big Big Wolf immediately replied: "I can eat meat too..."

"Bold!" Wang Jue snorted softly, and then said: "You dare to offend the next, if that's the case, what's the use of keeping you, take your life!"

As Wang Jue spoke, he held a sharp knife and stabbed Big Big Wolf's throat.

At this moment, Ji Dian stopped him, "Wait, where is Zhu Dachang, the ninth beggar?"

When Wang Jue heard this, his spiritual consciousness went out, and then he said: "In the periphery of your house, you are going to fool a group of ducks."

As Wang Jue said, he grabbed Ji Dian's collar directly, and the two of them disappeared into the dilapidated Li family in an instant.

Seeing this, Big Big Wolf shed tears, "Hiss, I finally survived, woo woo woo..."

......

On the other side, Zhu Dachang, the ninth-generation beggar, looked at a group of ducks, couldn't help swallowing, and said with a wretched smile: "Ducks, ducks, ducks, you two have so many babies, and raising children is very tiring. Why don't you give me one?" Give me food, and I'll help you lighten the burden! How about this, I'll count to three, and you agree without shaking your head, one, two, three!"

"Hey hey!" Zhu Dachang smirked, and when he was about to strike, the figures of Wang Jue and Ji Dian suddenly appeared behind him, and Ji Dian went up and kicked Zhu Dachang aside.

After rolling a few times, Zhu Dachang immediately got up and looked behind him, showing bitterness on his face, and hurriedly said: "It's you again, I'm just a beggar, why don't you let me go..."

Ji Dian said calmly, "You want to eat duck, don't you?"

Zhu Dachang nodded, and said cautiously: "Yes, I have already asked the couple..."

"Have you asked them?" Ji Dian said loudly, and then said to the ducks, "Has he asked you?"

Suddenly the duck spit out a human voice: "No, no."

Ji Dian grabbed Zhu Dachang's collar and said in a low voice, "Now what else do you have to say!"

Zhu Dachang said with a mournful face: "How can a duck talk... It must be that the mother of this big duck seduced myna parrot or something, so it can talk when it was born!"

Ji Dian said: "My mother is free to seduce any birds, and it's your turn to control when it's your turn! I tell you to be careful about being a human being. Since you want to eat them, you must first ask for their consent."

Zhu Dachang sneered and said, "But, no one would be willing to be eaten."

"TMD!" Ji Dian cursed in a low voice, thinking to himself that this guy is really difficult to deal with, it looks like he's going to bleed a lot this time!

Then he continued to say to the ducks: "To tell you the truth, I am the Dragon Subduing Arhat from Western Lingshan. I guarantee the status of Arhat. After you are eaten by me, you can be reborn as human beings in your next life. Now, those who are willing to be eaten by me will follow me." !"

At this time, Wang Jue waved the sharp knife in his hand, a dazzling light flashed, and all the ducks were killed by him.

Afterwards, Wang Jue said indifferently: "Isn't it just eating a duck, why waste such effort!"

Zhu Dachang forced Lai Lai in a low voice: "You still talk about me, he didn't ask Duck if he agrees..."

I saw Wang Jue holding a knife, pointing at the ducks who died unexpectedly on the ground, and said lightly: "I asked, and they acquiesced."

Zhu Dachang and Ji Dian silently stretched out their thumbs, and said in unison: "Be careful!"

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Chapter 248 The Beginning of a Clique

"Roasted duck wings, my favorite!"

Ji Dian fanned the charcoal fire under the grill and hummed a song while Zhu Dachang, the ninth beggar, watched from the side, swallowing his saliva non-stop.

Wang Jue walked up to Big Big Wolf, snapped his fingers, and loosened the imitation fairy rope that bound him, and then said: "I will let you go today, and you must behave well in the future, otherwise I will really treat you as rations. Chop it, chop it, and eat it!"

Big Big Wolf escaped from death as if he had been pardoned, and wept with joy: "Thank you, master, thank you, master!"

"To call the boss." Wang Jue said lightly.

"Okay boss, no problem boss!" Hui Tailang nodded and said.

At this time, the dark clouds completely covered the bright moon, and a heavy rain came suddenly. Wang Jue raised his hand, and a transparent protective cover appeared above the crowd to block the rain.

I saw Fuhu Arhat, who was mad at the side, regained his senses in an instant, and shouted: "Fuhu Arhat has appeared in real form!"

After yelling and finding that no one was paying attention to him, he could only walk towards Ji Dian's position resentfully, "Senior brother, I'm here!"

Seeing this, Ji Dian immediately tore off a duck wing and handed it to him, and said with a smile: "Ah Hu, come here, you came just in time, this duck wing is just cooked, eat it while it's hot!"

"Thank you!" Fuhu Luohan smiled and stretched out his hand to take it.

At this time, Wang Jue came over and said, "Give me the duck legs and duck neck, and share the rest yourself!"

Zhu Dachang raised his hands in a low voice and said, "Bosses, I want a duck's ass!"

Fuhu Arhat only noticed Wang Jue next to him at this time, and when he saw his face clearly, he immediately exclaimed in surprise: "It's you, Marshal Tianpeng! Why are you here too!"

Wang Jue said coldly: "Hey, I warn you, you can either call me Tanlang or Old Wang, if you dare to mention the words Marshal Tianpeng again, I will kill you with one knife!"

"Who are you going to kill?"

At this time, a male voice suddenly came from the door of the Li family's mansion, and then a man with the appearance of a beggar strode into it.

Ji Dian said in surprise: "Qilin monster, you are here to help me too! It's just in time, let's come and eat duck together!"

The Qilin monster rolled his eyes and said expressionlessly: "Brother, you still have the guts to say this. Fuhu came to this world without authorization because he forced the gate of heaven, which has disturbed the time here. When the time comes, natural and man-made disasters will come." A lot of people died, this matter has been known by Ananda and Kassapa, they said that all these karmic obstacles should be counted on Fu Hu, and they might be downgraded three levels at that time."

After speaking, he turned his head to look at Fu Hu, shook his head and said, "Oh, you are dead!"

At this time, the Qilin monster realized that the face of the man in white beside Fu Hu was very familiar. After recalling it carefully, he said in surprise: "You are the former marshal of the canopy? Why are you here!"

"Fuck, it's not over, right!" Wang Jue cursed angrily, and immediately got angry, raising his hand, and a thunderbolt from the palm of his hand struck at the Qilin monster.

Unexpectedly, the unicorn blocked the thunder and lightning very casually, and said puzzledly: "Strange, I have long heard that Marshal Canopy, the head of the four sages of the North Pole, has superb martial arts and profound mana. How could he be so... so weak?"

Seeing this, Wang Jue hooked his hand towards Ji Dian, and when he came over, he leaned into his ear and asked in a low voice, "What cultivation level is this turtle grandson?"

Ji Dian replied in a low voice: "He is my Dharma Guardian Vajra of Lingshan, that is, the cultivation base of Nine Heavens Profound Immortal."

"Oh..." Wang Jue suddenly realized, and then said with a smile: "Kirin guardian, oh, disrespect and disrespect, come here, eat duck together, isn't it enough? I still have a dog, do you want to kill it?" How about some food for you?"

Qilin smiled heartily and said, "Hey, this is a good relationship, Marshal, you are very polite!"

"Whatever you want, since you are Jianglong's friend, naturally you are also my friend. We are all on our own, so of course we have to pay attention!" Wang Jue said with a smile, and then said to Big Big Wolf: "Hurry up and take the initiative. The hair is plucked clean, you must know that these people ate you, but your good fortune, you can be reincarnated as a human in the next life!"

Big Big Wolf immediately fainted on the spot.

At this time, the Qilin monster suddenly thought of something, and then asked Wang Jue: "I heard that you stole the water from the Eight Treasures Merit Pond, and Jianglong led a team to hunt you down. When did the relationship between the two of you become so good?" ?”

Upon hearing this, Wang Jue and Ji Dian immediately looked at each other, and then let out a sinister smile of "hehehehe".

Afterwards, Ji Dian briefly talked about the fact that Anan Kassapa found out that he was stealing dog meat, and Wang Jue stole the Eight Treasures Merit Pool to make him commit crimes and make meritorious service.

Only then did the Qilin monster suddenly realize: "Oh, so it is like this. If Ananda and Kassapa were in the hands of the two turtles, they would have to peel off their skin if they didn't die."

The four looked around at each other, then pointed at the dark cloud-covered sky at the same time, and cursed in unison: "TMD!"

With dark clouds covering the moon and the gate of heaven closed, those above cannot see the movement below for the time being.

"Hahaha..." The four looked at each other and smiled.

Wang Jue took out several pots of high-quality aged wine, and said slowly: "Come, come, drink and eat meat."

At this time, Qilin shook his head and said: "I'm sorry, I don't have enough time. I came down this time to take Fuhu Luohan back. I will eat wine and meat later, so I will leave!"

"Wait!" Wang Jue called to stop the unicorn, then handed him more than a dozen mineral water bottles containing this immortal spring water, and said in a low voice, "Small things don't count as respect, I hope you can accept them!"

The Qilin monster didn't want to accept it at first, but suddenly felt the incomparably majestic vitality contained in it, so he couldn't control his hands, took the fountain of youth directly, and said with a bright smile: "Hey, you're welcome, brother, the dragon descending Friends are my friends, if you can help me in the future, just tell me!"

Wang Jue also hooked up with him and said: "Hey, that's right, friends, they are meant to take care of each other. This time I was in a hurry and couldn't drink to my heart's content. Next time I'll be the host, we'll have a good drink."

Qilin Monster nodded and said with a smile: "That's very good, then see you next time, and leave."

Wang Jue immediately said: "Come on, I'll take you to the west... Bah, I'll take you on the road, bah, I'll take you off."

Qilin monster waved his hand and said with a smile: "Don't you dare, don't you dare, stay here!"

After finishing speaking, he grabbed Fuhu Luohan and opened a narrow space-time portal with the magic weapon in his hand. The two figures entered it and then disappeared.

Ji Dian looked at Wang Jue with a strange expression, and applauded: "Tsk tsk, the Xiaoyaosan Immortal Wang Jueming used to form cliques, why did he become so flattering after a period of time in the Heavenly Court!"

Wang Jue sighed and said, "Let's just make a living... Now I have a bit of a fortune. If there are too many enemies, I'm afraid I won't be able to defend myself."

Ji Dian nodded and said: "That's right... that's fine, let's not talk about this, let's eat duck!"