I, after failing the college entrance examination, went to cultivate immortality.

"I have now cast a fire body and a golden body for myself. The fire body is made of red lotus karmic fire, and the golden body is made of imperial dragon energy. Now, I happen to have a top-level earth-type heavenly material and earth treasure in my hand. !"

Lin En looked at the soil in his hand, and said softly:

"The five elements are short of three, Xiaoqi, use Xiyang to help me develop a new physique, I want to catch up a little bit, can you help me?"

Looking at Lin En's slightly different eyes compared to before, Xiao Qi was stunned.

Is the host... is he asking himself to help him improve his strength?

If it was changed to before, it was obviously a hundred reluctance, could it be that...

Has the host changed his sex? ! !

"!!!"

Chapter 562 Are you going to eat dirt?

Xiao Qi opened his eyes wide in disbelief, looked at his host, and then quickly stretched out his hand.

Snapped--

A slap.

Lynn's body immediately flew out like a paper kite with a broken thread.

boom.

Lynn hit the wall hard, and a big crater was immediately hit on the wall.

Lin En stared blankly at the stunned Xiao Qi in the distance, and murmured: "Xiao Qi... I really sat there obediently this time, and didn't say anything flirty... Why would you, Xiao Qi? Giving me this slap so unexpectedly..."

Xiao Qi was stunned, and immediately came back to his senses, rushed to Lin En's face quickly, covered Lin En's hand in surprise, and said:

"I'm sorry, host, because Xiao Qi is so excited! I never thought that my lazy and useless host would take the initiative to ask Xiao Qi to improve his strength! It's like a dream! So Xiao Qi wants to Let's experiment, if it's a dream, a slap should not hurt, but seeing the host hurt like this, it's obviously not a dream! Great, really great!"

Lin En o(╥﹏╥)o said: "Xiaoqi, you are really too witty! So why don't you take a picture of yourself, Xiaoqi?"

Xiao Qi tilted her head and said, "If it's not a dream, wouldn't Xiao Qi be in pain?"

Lynn (╥﹏╥) said: "But I am in pain, and not only does it hurt, but I may die!"

Xiao Qi grabbed Lin En's arm, didn't care what he said, grabbed Lin En excitedly, and ran outside quickly.

"Don't worry! Host, you are protected by the halo, how could you die! Stop talking nonsense, since the host already has the idea of ​​improving your strength, let's do it right away, Xiaoqi can't wait! O(≧▽≦)O"

Then Lin En was grabbed by the arm, and was rushed out by Xiao Qi like a kite.

"Xiao Qi! Slow down! Slow down!"

……

soon.

Plains on the outskirts of Kyoto.

A breeze blows.

Lin En was wearing a T-shirt and standing on the field, 20 meters away, Xiaoqi stood there solemnly, with his head held high, like a serious teacher, although no matter how he held his chest up and looked up, he was always so flat look.

Lin En stared at the desolate surroundings, and said, "Xiaoqi, it's just a matter of physique. Why do you have to go to such a remote place? Are you going to fight in the wild?"

Xiao Qi helped the glasses she found somewhere, and her eyes quickly turned on the books in her hand, saying:

"Don't pay attention to these things. The host should sit quietly opposite Xiao Qi like a student who is humbly asking for advice, and listen carefully to Xiao Qi's teacher's arrangement. Do you hear clearly?"

Lin En said helplessly: "Listen clearly!"

Snapped--

After reading the book in his hand, Xiaoqi clasped the book tightly in satisfaction, and said with satisfaction:

"Okay, Xiao Qi has already fully understood it, because of the characteristics of the soil, so Xiao Qi has found a soil system that is very suitable for the host!"

Lin En was startled, and said, "What kind of physique?"

Xiao Qi opened his eyes, stretched out his hand confidently, showed his little canine teeth, and said:

"Developed based on the characteristics of the soil, plus Xiao Qi's little understanding, it has a god-level physique with super malleability and terrifying remodeling. Since it is Xiao Qi's own creation, it is not mentioned in the book. There is no name, so Xiao Qi decided to name it herself..."

Lynn (?ω?) said: "Longevity body?"

Xiaoqi said to himself: "Mud body!"

"..."

The wind blew past the dull expression on Lynn's face.

Xiao Qi adjusted his glasses proudly, and explained: "Mud body, as the name suggests, this body has strong malleability and plasticity like mud, even if the host is beaten to pieces, but as long as there is this body, the host will It can be reshaped like mud, isn’t it powerful?!”

A slime with his own face squirming on the ground suddenly appeared in Lynn's mind.

Lin En said dully: "It's amazing! It's amazing... But, the name Mud Body... isn't it a bit too common?"

Xiao Qi tilted her head, thinking: "Is it too common..."

Lin En nodded vigorously, staring and said: "Mmmm, it should be a little bit higher, such as Tyrant Celestial Body, Sun Celestial Body, etc. These names sound very strong... so that they are more shocking!"

Xiaoqi thought about it and said it was worth considering.

So...is it necessary to have the word "天" or something, is it a very stylish name?

Ok……

Two minutes later, Xiaoqi raised a finger and said seriously: "I've already thought about it!"

Lynn asked expectantly, "What?"

Xiaoqi said seriously: "Paste the celestial body!"

Lynn froze.

Xiao Qi explained solemnly: "If you want to bully "Tian" for a stylish name, then Xiao Qi thinks it is very stylish. The essence of it is malleable like paste. So Xiao Qi thinks that this is a very stylish name."

"Host, what do you think?"

Xiao Qi looked forward to it.

Immediately, Lin En's mind came up with the scene where he picked up a handful of mud and slapped it on the opponent's face when he was facing the enemy.

Lin En said dully: "Good name! Xiaoqi, you are awesome!"

Xiaoqi expressed satisfaction, and said: "Okay! Then it's such a happy decision! Then, it's time to get together!"

Xiao Qi rushed to Lin En's face quickly, and then opened a space gap casually, constantly digging out all kinds of natural materials and earth treasures from the inside.

At the same time while holding and talking.

"Xi soil is a good thing, but it is impossible to use only this kind of material for opening the body, but the host doesn't have to worry, and there is no need to go anywhere to find it. Xiao Qi has already prepared a lot of stocks for the host, which is definitely enough. of!"

Lin En looked at Xiao Qi who was constantly taking things out, and his gaze fell on those treasures of heaven and earth.

Lin En curiously picked up a jar carved from jade, gently opened the stopper, and a faint fragrance of earth came to his face immediately.

Lin En was taken aback, and poured out a little in the palm of his hand.

Then he said in astonishment: "Xiao Qi, is this... mud?"

Xiao Qi nodded quickly, showing an expression full of vitality, and said: "Yeah, it's all good mud, the host is holding five-color spiritual soil, and there are star soil, yellow spring soil, etc. There are a lot, host, you can taste it first."

The smile on Lynn's face suddenly froze.

"Xiaoqi, ahem...you don't want me to eat dirt, do you? No way?"

Lynn smiled stiffly.

Xiao Qi didn't look back, and kept taking things out, saying: "Don't worry! The host, although it's soil, but Xiao Qi will definitely take care of the taste of the host, Xiao Qi will add some honey and chili to it, try to enrich the taste."

Xiao Qi took out the last thing, turned her head in satisfaction, and said, "Host, we can..."

The breeze blew over.

I saw that there was still Lynn's shadow in the same place, except for a silhouette of Lynn, Lynn had already disappeared.

Beyond the horizon, one can vaguely see a certain figure leaving without hesitation.

click-

Xiao Qi closed his eyes, and a big "╬" instantly appeared on his head. With a little force, the jade pot in his hand shattered instantly.

"Dog host, do you think you can really run away? You are so naive!"

Xiao Qi said in a vicious tone.

……

Chapter 563 Absolutely Won't Eat It

After half a minute.

Under a crooked-neck tree in the wilderness.

A big black cauldron was set up in front of Xiao Qi, and the flames were crackling underneath. Xiao Qi, wearing a mask, focused on throwing a large number of natural materials and earth treasures that he took out just now, bag by bag, into the pot. In the big black pot.

Then stir vigorously with a spoon to form a paste.

With a focused expression and a serious look, wearing a small chef's hat on his head, the focused look is very cute.

And under the crooked neck tree, Lin En, who was firmly tied to the tree with a rope and stuffed with cloth strips in his mouth, was staring and struggling constantly.

"Woo!! Woo!! Woo!!"

But no matter how hard he struggled, no matter what strange noises he made, it didn't work.

"Don't worry, host!" Xiao Qi carefully stirred the mush in the big iron pot, looking very hard.

"Although it's soil, Xiaoqi will definitely make it very tasty. The host can just treat it as drinking black sesame paste, and there is no need to have any psychological burden at all."

After hearing this, Lynn paused, then struggled even harder, and kept whimpering, very pitiful.

Xiao Qi tilted his head, stretched out his hand and grabbed the cloth strip in Lin En's mouth, and said seriously: "Does the host have anything to say?"

Lynn said dully, "Can you let me down?"

Xiao Qi shook his head and said, "No, because the host will run away very quickly."

Lynn said dully: "I swear, I will never run away this time!"

Xiao Qi shook her head and said, "No, because the host's oath cannot be taken seriously."

Lin En o(╥﹏╥) said: "Xiao Qi, how could you treat your host like this, how could you feed your host such bad things!"

Xiaoqi frowned immediately, and reprimanded in a serious and severe tone: "Host!! As a cultivator, if you can't do such a simple thing as eating soil, then what will the host do! Xiaoqi looks down upon it!"

Lin En o(╥﹏╥)o said: "It's not difficult to eat soil, but can I just eat soil and not eat the soil that Xiao Qi has cooked?"

Xiao Qi was taken aback, and said, "Why?"

Lin En (╥﹏╥) said: "Because no matter what it is, as long as it is cooked by you, Xiao Qi, it will become difficult to swallow! Eating soil is already a pain, and eating soil that you have cooked, Xiao Qi, will be even more painful. of!"

For a moment, Lynn was taken aback.

and many more……

I seem to have said something terrible just now...

Lynn: "..."

Lynn: "(ΩДΩ)!!"

ah! !What did I just say?What did you say? !How could such a big truth be said in front of Xiao Qi! !

Hasty, hasty!

Sure enough, as Lynn expected, Xiao Qi's big eyes slowly narrowed, and a murderous aura continued to emerge from his small body.

"You mean..." Xiao Qi squinted her eyes, and said word by word: "The food Xiao Qi cooks is very, difficult, to eat, right?"

Lin En (ΩДΩ) said: "Where is it! Who said it?! Why don't I know! Xiaoqi, you must have heard it wrong. Who would say such a big truth casually!!!"

thump—

Xiao Qi closed her eyes, and directly blocked Lin En's mouth with a cloth strip.

After that, no matter how eagerly Lynn whined, Xiao Qi ignored it.