I, after failing the college entrance examination, went to cultivate immortality.

"I'll just look at it, I'll just look at it, can't I just look at the ugly ones when I see too many beautiful ones at home!"

"...OK.."

Everyone was speechless, even the passing women and children looked at the old couple with contempt in their eyes.

"Hey, fairy, you are back!"

When Ji Pingsheng learned that Lin En was back, he hurriedly put on his pants and ran towards the east of the county, not even wiping his lips on his panting face.

"Of course I'm going to come back after I'm done, but it seems that I'm not here at the right time..."

"what?"

Ji Pingsheng was stunned for a moment, as if he remembered something, he immediately lifted up his sleeves and wiped off the lip marks on his face.

"Hey, the villain just married a concubine two days ago, and now he is very happy, making the immortal laugh."

"It's okay, it's a good thing that young people like sports~"

Lynn smiled lightly and didn't say much.

But his eyes looked around, staring at a family and asking: "Who lives in this family, why is there such a heavy Yin Qi?"

"Reporting to the Immortal, the person who lives in this house is a gangster, although he is not very old, but we have to look for this kid for any trivial matters in our towns and villages, and the yin energy on his body will inevitably be heavy."

"Oh?"

Lin En looked at the house suspiciously, then looked at the pair of houses opposite it that were despised by countless people, and couldn't help sneering: "Impermanence hides the sword in the east, the little ghost makes the fields at night, the county magistrate, I think you are in the county seat It’s not peaceful on weekdays, is it?”

"!!!"

"Immortal, why did you say that..."

Ji Pingsheng looked at Lin En with embarrassment on his face, and his surging blood seemed to be frozen at this moment, and he didn't dare to take a breath.

"Look at how scared you are. I'm just talking casually. I guess this kid grew up with you since he was a child."

"Hehe, you really deserve to be a Shangxian, and you will be counted as soon as you do the calculation."

"Haha, that's natural."

Lin En pretended to be insane, and swaggered towards the county.

"Boy, pay attention to the south."

"Well, I feel it, 91 murderous intentions!"

Lin En replied secretly in his heart, and looked at the place where the murderous intent came from. It was a small tile-roofed house with only a few square meters.

Not to mention the 91 people in this slap-bigger space, it would be too crowded for a dozen or so people to stand in it.

Needless to say, there must be a hidden cave under this house!

"senior..."

Xiao Qing was about to say something, but Lin En stopped her with a wave of his hand, turned his head and reprimanded in a low voice: "Shut up!"

The sound came suddenly, not only Xiaoqing, but also Suzhen and Xu Xian were so frightened by Lin En's sudden change of face that they almost fell to the ground.

Ji Pingsheng was surprised when he saw this, and the eyes he looked at Xiaoqing and the three gradually became weird.

"master..."

Seeing Lin En's anger, Suzhen smiled lightly and said, "Master, don't be angry, my sister is not used to changing her words~"

snort!

Lin En snorted angrily, looked behind Suzhen and said, "Next time, don't blame me for being ruthless, especially this little mute!"

"Yes, Master..."

Suzhen pretended to be scared, and stared at Xu Xian who was dressed as a woman.

That meant to tell the latter not to speak, otherwise he would be exposed!

……

……

……

[The small theater you want]~ Let’s talk about the number of words and you are in a hurry!

Xu Xian: Senior, I don’t want to wear women’s clothes

Lynn: Why?

Xu Xian: That's not handsome!

Lynn: What's the use of being handsome, hooking up with girls?

Xu Xian: No, no, senior, I didn't mean that!

Lynn: Hehe, you and the two of them can explain slowly~

Suzhen: Mrs., it’s time to take medicine~

Xiaoqing: Brother-in-law, do you think Xiaoqing’s dress looks good~

Xu Xian: Senior, help~!

Chapter 900 I Will

"Hehe, I know how the immortals of the upper world should behave. Seeing them today really opened the eyes of the poor monk!"

Not far away, a man in cassock and holding a tin staff slowly walked towards them.

"Who are you?"

Lin En looked at the man with a strong figure and a handsome appearance, but his eyebrows and eyes were full of murderous intent. At first glance, he looked like a ruthless monk!

"The poor monk Jinshan Temple hosts, Fahai!"

Fahai? ! !

Hearing that the monk called himself Fa Hai, Lin En realized that this guy's appearance...isn't it Zhuo Ge's version of Fa Hai!

That can be called attack max, the strongest Fahai skin that monsters and gods will detour when they see it!

"It seems that you are the eminent monk that people say?"

"Amitabha, the poor monk dare not, how can the poor monk dare to be great in front of the son-in-law, but today the poor monk wants to beg for someone like the son-in-law, and I hope the son-in-law will not stop him, otherwise the poor monk will not be able to guarantee the son-in-law. Safety! And the safety of the disciples!"

Fahai smiled evilly.

"You dare to threaten me?"

Lin En was very uncomfortable hearing Fa Hai's tone.

It doesn't matter whether An is safe or not, the main reason is that as Shenhao himself, he doesn't pretend to be B very much anymore, he still dares to pretend to be B, and even pretends to be B in front of his face!

Can this be tolerated? ! !

"How dare the poor monk threaten the son-in-law? He's just telling the truth."

"Hehe, let me tell you the truth, Xiaobai, Xiaoqing, Xiaoxian, all fuck me, beat this bald donkey!"

Xu Xian/Suzhen/Xiaoqing: 囧...

Nima, what a fart!

If we can beat him together, does he still need to hide in that kind of place!

"Master, we can't beat..."

"To shut up!"

Before Lin En could speak, Fa Hai glared at Xiaoqing and the three of them. He slammed his Zen stick into the ground and struck out a huge swastika, trapping everyone in it!

"Bold evildoer, who dares to have a relationship with the son-in-law, if you don't hurry up and punish him, when will it be!"

"Damn donkey, if you let him be executed, he will be executed. Who do you think you are, sister, let's fight him!"

Seeing that Fahai was about to attack her regardless of Lin En, Xiaoqing was also furious. Two quiet long swords flashed out of her hands, and attacked Fahai's vital points!

"Xiaoqing!"

Seeing Xiaoqing's riot, Xu Xian and Suzhen immediately summoned their spiritual power and rushed over.

"Hmph, how dare a petty trick like to use an axe!"

"Majestic Heavenly Dragon, World Honored One Ksitigarbha, Prajna Buddhas, Maya Boom!!"

The cassock flew up into the sky, red as red as the sky, revealing Fahai's muscular body.

But I saw Fahai's whole body glowing with glass-colored luster, a golden dragon coiled around his body, and two bursts of Buddha's light shot out from his eyes, and with an angry shout in his mouth, he turned into a five-clawed golden dragon, rushing towards him. The three of Xiaoqing attacked!

"Vald donkey, accept!"

"Monster, die!"

pop- pop-

A big hand suddenly appeared in the void, and with two swipes in the air, it knocked the people who were about to hit the same place to the ground!

Lie down~!

Fahai:! ! !

Xu Xian/Suzhen/Xiaoqing:! !

"Hey... why, why do you always force me, I don't want to pretend to be B!"

Between the four of them, Lin En looked up to the sky and sighed, and came to Fa Hai's side and shouted: "Boy, although you are handsome, you are a little worse than me, but you should never pretend to be aggressive in front of me." ,understand?!"

"My son-in-law, the poor monk didn't pretend to be B, and he doesn't know how to pretend to be B!"

"What a pretense!"

Lin En glanced angrily at Fa Hai, whose face was half swollen from being slapped by him, and threw it away with a flick of his hand~

Fahai: Ah~~~~Dawei Tianlong~~~~It feels like flying~~~~

Lynn: "Crazy!"

Lin En shook his head and looked at the monks who came with Fa Hai.

"That, you..."

puff-

Lin En was about to ask something, when the monks fell to their knees as if they had seen a ghost.

"My son-in-law, Shangxian, please spare my life. We are just ordinary monks in Jinshan Temple. If we have no cultivation, please spare our lives!"

"What a mess, get up for me!"

"Yes Yes Yes..."

The monks stood up, but their eyes were full of fear.

I'm afraid that the one in front of me is not happy and throws them all to the sky!

"Let me ask you, just now Fa Hai said that my apprentice is in your Jinshan Temple, what is going on?!"

"Ah... your apprentice?"

"We have never seen your apprentice... By the way, a kid fell from the sky a few days ago, could it be said that he is your apprentice?!"

The eyes of the monks were panicked, and three of them trembled with fright, shrinking their bodies and moving backwards faintly.

"Did it fall from the sky... Where is he now?!"

"He... He was trapped in the Golden Dragon Pagoda by the host, and he is still in the Immortal Immortal Palace!"

"Since you know what you're talking about here, take me there quickly!"

"Yes!"

...

At the same time, in the Juggernaut's room, Xiao Liu was holding Xiao Qi and looking at the Juggernaut with a serious face.

"I said I can't do it, but I can't do it. This kid has issued a military order with me!"

"Then what does dad mean that there is no need to discuss this matter?"