I am a corrupt official, but they say I am a loyal minister

Because only a real keel can possess such divinity and be favored by heaven and earth!

"Fathers and elders, what does it mean that the keel was found in our court?"

Lin Beifan said excitedly: "It means that God blesses me, Dawu, and protects my common people! Only with God's favor, God will bestow the keel. This is auspicious!"

"God bless me, Dawu, and God protect my people!"

"Fortunately, bestow the keel!"

"This is auspicious!"

……

The common people are even more excited 0......

Lin Beifan continued to speak loudly: "That's why Your Majesty asked me to show the keel, so that everyone can see the fetish! It is to tell everyone that the way of heaven is in me, the will of heaven is in me, and the heart of heaven is in me!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Everyone said in unison.

I don't know who took the lead first, everyone knelt down one after another and worshiped the keel!

And this matter gradually spread throughout the countries and reached the ears of all ambitious people.

"The Dawu court discovered the keel and displayed it to the outside world?"

"How is it possible? There are no dragons in the world, so how could there be dragon bones? Could it be that the court of the Great Wu Dynasty pretended to be a ghost and fooled the people into serving them?"

"This kind of trick has long been played by others. I don't believe that it is a real keel! Let's explore again!"

"As soon as there is a situation, report it immediately!"

……

All the spies from all walks of life came to the capital.

At this time, the keel continued to be on display.

In order to win the trust of others, Lin Beifan attracts a cloud every day, and a hole is exposed in the cloud, allowing sunlight to shine in, thus creating the appearance of a holy light.

They also secretly sprinkled some seeds in the ground, and then controlled the energy of water and land to nourish their growth, allowing them to break through the ground quickly, and a hundred flowers bloom, creating a miraculous appearance.

Sometimes, Lin Beifan was in a good mood and made a light rain, which drenched around the keel in a small area.

Then it pumped the water in the ground again, making the ground water come out loudly.

In this way, a very rare miraculous vision of "nectar falling from the sky and sweet spring springing up from the earth" was created.

"This is a miracle!"

"The keel shows miracles!"

……

The common people believed even more.

All the ambitious people who have been silently watching behind their backs are gradually shaken!

Could it be that it is really a keel?

On the third night of the keel exhibition, someone finally couldn't sit still and visited late at night.

Lin Beifan stood in front of the keel and asked loudly, "Master Gao, what are you doing here if you don't sleep at night?"

The person who came before him was Gao Tianyao, Minister of the Ministry of Officials.

"Ahem..." Gao Tianyao coughed twice: "I'm here to see the keel!"

Lin Beifan smiled and said: "I remember, you come every day, don't you see enough?"

"Look, I've seen enough! It's just that I came here this time... to... want to..." Gao Tianyao said coyly: "If you want to touch the keel at close range, please be flexible, Mr. Lin!"

Lin Beifan was shocked: "Your Majesty asked me to guard the keel, and no one is allowed to approach! If something happens, I will be blamed! I don't want to be indebted to the Emperor! Lord Gao, do you think this is appropriate? Didn't you deliberately embarrass me? "

Gao Tianyao quickly said: "Lord Lin, listen to me..."

Lin Beifan said impatiently: "Stop talking nonsense, I just say: If you want to touch it, you can, but you have to pay!"

Gao Tianyao: "Damn!"

I have been brewing emotions and words for so long, but I was blinded by your words!

"Master Lin, how much do you want?" Gao Tianyao asked in a low voice.

Lin Beifan whispered: "It depends on how long you want to touch and how you want to touch it! We are old friends, touch it, 10 taels! If a layer of skin is scraped, add another 10!"

Gao Tianyao: "Damn!".

Chapter 282 How does the keel taste?

Gao Tianyao, Minister of the Ministry of Officials, stared at Lin Beifan intently, wishing he could cut him to pieces.

Lin Beifan said earnestly: "Master Gao, don't be disgusted, 10 taels is really not expensive! After all, this is a unique fetish in the world! Even if it is placed here, it can attract auspiciousness, bring good luck, and benefit everyone! If you eat it, it may make you live forever, and live as long as the sky!"

"This fetish cannot be lost! Even if a layer of skin is scraped off, it is a great sin and you will be beheaded! We are old friends, so I will give you a chance! If someone else comes, I will kill you!" Ignore him!"

Gao Tianyao's face was cloudy and uncertain, very tangled.

Finally, he gritted his teeth: "Okay! I will give you 20 taels!"

Gao Tianyao handed over 20 taels heartbroken, and Lin Beifan finally stepped aside and said, "Master Gao, please!"

"Thank you, Mr. Lin!" Gao Tianyao came to the huge keel, his eyes were full of obsession, and he was a little incoherent: "This is the keel! The legendary god - the keel!"

In fact, before, he didn't believe that the thing in front of him was a keel at all.

The reason why he insisted on it was just to flatter the empress and make her happy.

You can also use the keel to create various gimmicks to fool the public and stabilize the hearts of the people.

But what happened in the past few days made him gradually shaken.

The place where the keel is placed is bathed in holy light.

Surrounding the keel, hundreds of flowers grew, blooming with fairy flowers, competing for splendor.

What's more, rain falls from the sky and springs spring from the earth.

……

All kinds of miracles show that this is not a keel, but what is it?

It is still unknown what effect the keel has, but it is definitely a first-class treasure in the world!

Bring good luck, there should be no problem with 07!

Cure all diseases, maybe!

Maybe save a life!

Maybe it can really make people...

Live forever and become a fairy!

So, he came late at night, hoping to get close to the keel, and it would be even better if he could go back a little bit.

"The keel, this is the keel..." Gao Tianyao lay on the keel devoutly.

That pair of hands that were accustomed to grasping the brush rested on the keel, rubbing vigorously, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing...

It seems that if you don't rub a little bit of skin, you will never give up!

Lin Beifan couldn't stand it anymore: "Master Gao, stop rubbing! If you keep rubbing, your hands will be bald!"

"I paid the money, even if I break my hand, you don't care!" Gao Tianyao retorted confidently.

Lin Beifan closed his mouth knowingly.

Finally, hard work paid off, after Gao Tianyao rubbed off a layer of skin, he finally wiped off a little dust, immediately put it in front of his eyes, licked it up, his face full of intoxication.

Lin Beifan couldn't help asking, "How does it taste?"

Gao Tianyao frowned: "This smell is so fishy and salty..."

Lin Beifan smiled slightly: "That's right, because what you ate just now was dirt!"

"Ahem..." Gao Tianyao coughed.

Lin Beifan continued to explain: "When the keel was being carried, it was accidentally contaminated with some dust! I clearly remember that the place where you rubbed, Mr. Gao, happened to hit a lump of mud!"

"Ahem..." Gao Tianyao coughed violently.

He glared at Lin Beifan angrily: "Master Lin, why didn't you say so earlier?"

Lin Beifan said aggrievedly: "What do you want me to say? I didn't even think that you just rubbed off a little fur and you couldn't wait to put it in your mouth. It's delicious, I was dumbfounded!"

Gao Tianyao: "Pfft!"

In the end, I found out that Lin Beifan really couldn't be blamed.

After spitting out the mud in his mouth, Gao Tianyao reached out to grab the keel again, but Lin Beifan reached out to stop him.

Gao Tianyao was puzzled: "Master Lin, what do you mean?"

Lin Beifan smiled and said: "Master Gao, you have finished touching just now! If you want to continue touching the keel, you have to pay!"

Gao Tianyao's mentality exploded: "I just touched it, and I have to pay again?"

Lin Beifan retorted: "What do you touch? You've already rubbed off a layer of skin!"

Gao Tianyao said angrily, "That's dirt!"

Lin Beifan retorted again: "Even if it is soil, if it is stained with the keel, it is still divine soil!"

"You, you..." Gao Tianyao was so angry that he wanted to kill someone.

"Master Gao, don't be angry! For the sake of our friendship, the second time is half price! As long as you give me another 2 taels, you can not only touch, but also continue to rub!"

Gao Tianyao trembled with anger: "Okay! You can do it!"

In the end, Gao Tianyao confessed and paid 10 taels of silver.

Then, after almost rubbing off the fingerprints of his fingers, he rubbed some bone meal off the keel, and left excitedly.

Next, Lin Beifan received more than a dozen dignitaries in succession.

The rules remain the same, touch it, 10 taels.

Rub the fur down and add another 10.

With this method of small profits but quick turnover, Lin Beifan easily earned several million taels.

Qian Yuanshen, Minister of the Ministry of Household Affairs, also came, and left contentedly after rubbing his finger to bleed.

But before leaving, looking at the flowers blooming around the keel, he said: "Master Lin, you should not want these flowers and plants, I will help you pull them out, you are welcome!"

Lin Beifan hurriedly stopped him: "Of course I want this thing! These things are amazing. They grow under the nourishment of the keel. They are no longer ordinary flowers and plants, but fairy flowers, which are priceless!"

Qian Yuanshen was very disappointed.

"However, for the sake of our friendship, one flower only costs 1 taels! Mr. Qian, how many flowers do you want?"

Qian Yuan was furious: "Since we are talking about friendship, why do we need so much money?"

"It's because of our friendship that we only charge money! Because of our friendship, it is worth a lot!" Lin Beifan said righteously.

"Fuck!" Qian Yuan spat out blood angrily.

So, through these "exotic flowers and plants", Lin Beifan made another big blow.

"I'll grow some more flowers later, this thing is the most suitable for collecting IQ tax!" Lin Beifan thought with a smile.

In the next two days, Lin Beifan performed more miracles.

Let more and more people believe that this is the fetish keel.

Only this one, no semicolons.

The land in the south of the Yangtze River, the palace.

Wang Fugui ran back excitedly: "My lord! My lord! Now that the news is confirmed, it's really a keel! The unique fetish in the world—the keel!"

Jiangnan Wang finally walked out of his room, a little excited, but also a little uncertain and asked: "Is it really a keel?"

"It's absolutely true, my lord!" Wang Fugui nodded excitedly: "In order to confirm the authenticity of this thing, this subordinate went to the capital to have a look in person! Guess, what did this subordinate see?"