I am a corrupt official, but they say I am a loyal minister

The little princess said triumphantly: "Let me tell you, I have eaten in hundreds of restaurants, large and small, in the capital, and the dishes in this restaurant are the most satisfying to me. The only disadvantage is that it is expensive! Today, I want to eat poor food." you!"

"Have you been to all the restaurants? I don't believe that!" Lin Beifan chuckled: "There is one place that you definitely haven't been to!"

"There's still a place we're going to? It's absolutely impossible!" The little princess shook her head.

"Yes!" Lin Beifan nodded heavily.

Seeing Lin Beifan's convincing expression, the little princess believed it a little bit, and asked excitedly, "Where?"

"Baihuafang, you have never been there!"

Little Princess: "...".

Chapter 50 You called me a pig, and you said you were praising me?

"Ah!" The little princess went crazy again, ashamed and angry: "That's a brothel, how could I have been there?"

The two walked into the restaurant noisily, and sat on the second floor by the railing.

A person came over: "Two guest officers, what do you want?"

"What do you want?" Lin Beifan couldn't help but fell into deep thought, and said, "You have asked me this question! I want to act recklessly, I want to be complacent, I want to travel mountains, rivers, lakes and seas, I want to be with the sun Side by side, I want to sing and dance with the moon, I want to be with the stars all over the sky, I want all the romance and beauty in the world..."

The little princess came over with a small fist, suppressed a smile, and said angrily: "I asked you to order food, but I didn't ask you about your life ideal! Xiaoer, give me all the special dishes here! Thank you! "

"There are a total of 12 dishes in the whole set, do you really need that much?" asked the waiter.

"Yes, add another plate of green vegetables and peanuts!"

"It's too much, what should I do if I can't finish it?" Lin Beifan said distressedly.

The little princess blinked her big eyes and said innocently: "Not many, I eat the 12 dishes, and the vegetables and peanuts are for you. You should finish them, right?"

Lin Beifan: "..."

After a while, he silently raised his hand: "Xiaoer, give me another roast duck!"

"Okay, sir, please wait a moment!"

After about a stick of incense, all the food was served.

"I'm starting, you can do whatever you want!"

After finishing speaking, he immediately stretched out two fleshy little paws, and began to eat happily, his mouth full of oil.

Lin Beifan looked at the little princess who was eating with gusto, and couldn't help laughing: "You are really a snack!"

The little princess was angry: "You scold me again?"

"No, I'm complimenting you!" Lin Beifan said solemnly: "The one who looks good and loves to eat is called a snack food! The one that looks ugly and loves to eat is called a rice bucket!"

"Well, you are right!" The little princess smiled from ear to ear.

I found out that the corrupt official in the past was not that annoying, and actually said that she was pretty!

Well, not bad not bad!

Half an hour later, the dinner was over, the cups and plates were messed up, and all the dishes were eaten.

What surprised Lin Beifan was that after eating so many things, the little princess looked so small, and her stomach didn't seem too big.With such a physique that can't eat fat, I don't know how many women I envy to death.

"After eating, can we go?" Lin Beifan asked with a smile.

"Well! There is no permanent banquet in the world!" The little princess nodded, flashing her big watery eyes, and said full of expectation: "However, if you treat me, I can eat more!"

Lin Beifan was startled: "Are you still full?"

"Yeah..." The little princess nodded repeatedly, blinking her eyes, hinting frantically.

Lin Beifan covered his face: "Don't eat, my pigpen can't accommodate you!"

"Ah! You actually called me a pig!" Xiaojun was furious: "I tell you, you are finished!"

"Don't get excited, I'm actually praising you!"

The little princess was dumbfounded: "You called me a pig, and you said you were praising me?"

"Of course, because pigs are very useful!" Lin Beifan eloquently quoted the classics: "Pig skin can be used to make boots, pig hair can be used as a brush, pork can be used to eat, pig penis can strengthen yang, pig face can be used Scary, the name of a pig can also be used to curse people! Look, the whole body of a pig is full of treasures, what is it if it is not a compliment?"

Little princess: "..."

"Let me tell you, I'm angry! I'm already hungry, if you don't let me eat, I'll see you!" The little princess looked at Lin Beifan angrily, very cute.

"Just order if you want to eat, don't be polite to me!" Lin Beifan smiled generously.

"Thank you! Xiaoer, give me another set!" The princess raised her hand excitedly.

So, the little princess ate another set and was finally satisfied.

He curled his lips at Lin Beifan: "We're leaving! It's about 300 taels in total, let's pay!"

Lin Beifan was surprised: "Shouldn't you pay for it?"

The little princess was also shocked: "How could it be me? I am the princess, you want me to pay?"

"But I have no money, who will pay if you don't?"

The little princess said anxiously: "Why do you have no money? You are a corrupt official!"

"You also know that I'm a corrupt official!" Lin Beifan said confidently, "Have you ever seen corrupt officials take out money? Don't they always put it in their pockets?"

Little princess: "..."

It makes sense, I'm speechless!

The little princess jumped at the case: "Stop talking nonsense, pay quickly!"

Lin Beifan shook his head and said, "But I really don't have any money with me, if you don't believe me, search for it!"

The little princess searched again, but there was no money.

Some complained: "Why do you go out without money?"

"I never bring money, I only brush my face!"

"Brush your face?"

Lin Beifan said with a serious face: "Yes! Because usually when they see my beautiful face, they feel ashamed and won't let me pay for it! I want to give it, but they just kneel down and beg me to stop! "

The little princess snorted unhappily: "It's just getting nothing for nothing. It's so grandiose? I'll pay the money first, and you'll have to pay double in the future, please come back, understand?"

Lin Beifan nodded again and again: "It's easy to say!"

As a result, when I went home the next night, I didn't know whether the other party was on purpose or a coincidence, and ran into the little princess again.

Chapter 51 You can eat so much, what if you run out of money in the palace?

With her waist in her hands, she raised her small face and threatened, "Did you bring money this time? It will make you look better without money!"

Lin Beifan patted his trouser pocket, straightened his waist, and said confidently: "Of course I did, the front leads the way!"

Seeing Lin Beifan's confident appearance, the little princess believed it, nodded, and gritted his silver teeth: "Okay! Let's eat at another restaurant today, and I must eat poor you!"

The result is after a meal.

"Get the money!"

"Okay!" Lin Beifan took out a few pieces of silver and put them on the table.

The little princess was dumbfounded: "It's only ten taels of silver, not even enough for a vegetable, so pay a little more!"

"This is all my net worth!" Lin Beifan said.

The little princess went crazy: "You just brought 10 taels of silver?"

"Yes!" Lin Beifan nodded.

The little princess became even more frantic: "You only brought 10 taels of silver, so you follow me confidently?"

"Little princess, you don't understand if you don't have a family! Like us good men in the new era, all the money is left to the women at home to take care of! The women at home usually only give us a little pocket money to prevent us from spending money outside. money!"

Lin Beifan, as someone who came here, said with a smile: "Like before, when I didn't have a family, if I didn't bring a hundred and eighty taels with me when I went out, I would feel that my waist is not strong! Now that I have a family, I can't be proud if I bring a 80 taels!"

Little Princess: "Pfft!"

Seeing the other party's proud expression, the little princess really wanted to punch him a few times.

He asked with a dark face, "So you really have no money?"

Lin Beifan opened his arms confidently: "If you don't have money, search it!"

The little princess really searched, but Mao couldn't find it.

Then, once again reluctantly took out his own money.

"This time I invite you again, next time you must double invite me back!"

Lin Beifan nodded again and again: "Definitely!"

"It must be a fart, you don't have much money on you, how can you promise me?" the little princess said angrily.

Lin Beifan: "..."

Day 3.

Lin Beifan was not stopped by the little princess, and returned home smoothly all the way.

However, Li Shishi came out in a panic: "Husband, you are finally back! If you don't come back, I don't even know what to do with it!"

"What's wrong?" Lin Beifan asked puzzled.

"The princess Yunying is here!"

Just as he was speaking, the little princess walked out of the yard triumphantly.

With a small face raised, he proudly said to Lin Beifan: "Lin Beifan, didn't you say you didn't bring any money? So I sent it to your door. From today on, I will live in your house, eat at your house, drink at your house, I must eat poor you!"

"You don't need to live in my house! After all, you are unmarried, little princess, so it's inconvenient! However, since the little princess is here, we all want to treat you well!" Lin Beifan laughed.

"Hmph! You're smart! I'll eat all the money you got from greed!" the little princess snorted.

As a result, Lin Beifan's family had a cute little diner.

When it was time to serve the meal, the little princess got angry when she saw the delicious food on the table.

"Good job, Lin Beifan! This table of dishes cost at least a hundred taels, which is far more than your salary, and you still say you are not greedy?"

"That's not true, this is a reward from Her Majesty the Empress!"

"Sister Empress rewarded you? What's going on?" The little princess was stunned.

Lin Beifan explained the ins and outs of the matter.

"So, I deserve all these things, and it's not what you think at all!"

As he was talking, he found that the little princess had her head down and her eyes were red.

Lin Beifan panicked: "Little princess, what's wrong with you?"

The little princess's eyes were red, and tears came out: "There are food supplies from the imperial dining room every day, and the empress sister... the empress sister has never been so kind to me!"

At this time, Lin Beifan stretched out his big hand, stroked the small head of the little princess, and comforted softly: "Don't think about it! After all, she is the current emperor, the king of a country, and there are many issues to consider. Maybe it's just... not daring to treat you well. That's all!"

"Really?" The princess looked up expectantly.

"Of course it is! Think about it, you can eat so much, what if the palace becomes poor? Who would dare to treat you well?" Lin Beifan argued plausibly.

"I hate it!" The little princess smiled through tears.

"Stop crying, eat quickly! Otherwise, there will be too many tears and it will be salty!" Lin Beifan laughed.

"Yeah!" The little princess lowered her head and ate wildly.

Then, he secretly glanced at Lin Beifan's handsome profile.

Secretly said: This guy is actually not that annoying!

At this time, in the palace.

After the empress finished approving the memorial, she remembered something and turned her head and asked, "Yun Ying seems to be back, why didn't I see her come to see me?"