I am a corrupt official, but they say I am a loyal minister

Lin Beifan showed a bright smile: "I heard that everyone was talking about Yexia, and I was curious for a while, so come and listen!"

"So that's how it is!" The same old man said in a cynical way: "Young man, what's your name?"

"We don't know each other well, just call me handsome!" Lin Beifan said seriously.

"Pretty boy?" The old man frowned.

"Hey!" Lin Beifan responded happily.

"Pretty boy..." the old man said again, always feeling that this title was strange and a mouthful.

After overcoming the strange feeling in my heart, I asked, "Where are you from? Look at your outfit...you seem to be a scholar?"

Lin Beifan nodded: "I am indeed a scholar. I am tired from reading, so I went out for a walk to relax! Please actively discuss Ye Xia, praise him as much as you want, and don't worry about me!"

After finishing speaking, Lin Beifan showed a pure and curious expression on his face.

It has to be said that Lin Beifan's face was very deceptive, and everyone couldn't help but relax their vigilance.

"Okay, then let's continue talking!" The old man patted his thigh and changed his posture.

"This Yexia is really a good man who is a chivalrous man! Helping the poor and helping the needy, donating righteousness and donating money, it is said that in just these two nights, he has already given away millions of taels of silver!"

"Yeah, it's amazing! Throw millions of taels of silver at will, and most people can't do it! Many old guys I know, because of this extra money, their lives have been greatly improved!"

"It's a pity I haven't seen him, otherwise I really want to set up a longevity tablet for him and burn incense day and night to worship!"

……

Lin Beifan listened, laughing so hard that he couldn't keep his eyes open.

Keep boasting, boast desperately, don't take pity on me!

But at this moment, the old man sighed: "Speaking of Yexia, I think of another person!"

"Who is it?"

"Today's new champion Lin Beifan!"

"What's up with him?"

The old man glanced left and right, then at Lin Beifan, and said in a low voice, "You should have heard about it, Lin Beifan, the champion of the new division, took the opportunity to embezzle nearly 200 million taels of money when he searched the house of Zuo Xiangquan, the servant of the household department, the day before yesterday. silver!"

Everyone shouted: "So many!"

"And the day before yesterday, when we raided Yan Guan's house, he took the opportunity to steal a lot of money!"

Everyone yelled again: "Do you even dare to covet the speech officer's money?"

One of them interjected: "Old Xu, is it a fake? He took 200 million taels, and even the officials' money. This number one scholar is too courageous! To be honest, I don't really believe it!"

The old man was dissatisfied: "How can this be fake?"

The old man glanced left and right again, and at the same time he glanced at the smiling Lin Beifan, and said in a low voice, "Let me tell you, after confiscating the house, Zhuangyuan Lang directly asked his servants to carry two large boxes to pass through the market, and many people saw it. It’s gone! It’s just that nothing was found out in the end, so let’s let it go! But I never believe that he is innocent!”

At this time, an old man interjected: "What Old Xu said is true! My neighbor's second cousin's brother-in-law is an official servant. He was there at the time and saw with his own eyes how Lin Beifan was greedy! Last night he got drunk and talked to us. After talking about this, he also told me that he has never seen such a greedy person!"

Everyone shook their heads involuntarily.

"It's really a crime!"

"His Majesty the Empress opened the imperial examinations widely. She originally planned to recruit talents widely. Who knew that such a thing would be recruited?"

"You're so greedy as a petty official, how can you pay it back in the future?"

"One is generous and generous, and the other is crazy greedy! They are both human, so why is there such a big gap?"

"Oh, every time righteousness slaughters more dogs, most of them are scholars who are ungrateful!"

"We have another corrupt official in the imperial court, and life is getting more and more difficult!"

……

The old man also took the opportunity to rely on the old to sell the old, and taught Lin Beifan a lesson: "You are also a scholar! Study hard to serve the court and the well-being of our people, but don't be like a champion, the more you read, the more you have no conscience!"

Lin Beifan nodded again and again: "Senior is right, I have been taught!"

"Well, children can be taught!"

At this moment, an old man narrowed his eyes and stared at Lin Beifan seriously.

I always feel that this person seems to be familiar, and I have seen it somewhere.

Then, with a sudden ouch, he collapsed to the ground in fright.

Stretched out a trembling hand, pointed at Lin Beifan, and shouted: "He is Lin Beifan, the new top scorer!!!"

Fry the pan directly on the spot.

"What? He is Lin Beifan, the new champion?"

"Why is he here?"

"You're not kidding, are you?"

……

Everyone looked at the smiling Lin Beifan in horror, unable to believe this fact.

Lin Beifan stood up, stood with his hands behind his back, and said with a smile, "Yes, I am Lin Beifan, the corrupt official you are talking about!".

Chapter 14 I'm so upright, why did I come to this kind of place?

Everyone was terrified, and immediately knelt down and kowtowed to apologize.

"I'm sorry Zhuangyuanlang, I didn't know it was you!"

"I was wrong, please forgive me!"

"I will never dare again!"

……

"Those who don't know are innocent, I'll let you off this time! But, don't speak ill of me behind my back! Otherwise..." Lin Beifan narrowed his eyes.

"What else?" Everyone trembled.

"Otherwise, I want to say it too!"

Everyone: "..."

"Okay, I'm leaving!" Lin Beifan patted his butt and left.

Everyone looked at each other, the champion Lang Lin Beifan who was slandered by them, just left?

Let them go so easily?

Lin Beifan continued to wander around without taking what happened just now seriously.

After experiencing the big explosion of public opinion in his previous life, he took these things very lightly.No matter how hard you scold me, it won't hurt me.

Before I knew it, I came to a luxurious and lively building.

I saw many young, beautiful, and enchanting little girls standing in front of the building waving to welcome customers, 10% enthusiastic.

Many well-dressed men walked into the building with smiles on the waists of the little girls.

Take a closer look, and there are three words "Baihuafang" hanging on the building!

Lin Beifan couldn't calm down anymore: "Damn it! Isn't this a brothel? I'm so upright, why did I come to such a place?"

Look here and there, and sneak away when no one notices!

However, even through time and space, Murphy's Law still works.

The more you don't want anything, the more you want something.

At this time, the old bustard saw Lin Beifan, his eyes lit up, and he greeted him with a happy smile: "Isn't this the new champion Lin Beifan? Champion, you're here, let's go in and have a seat! All the girls here admire you very much." !"

Clutching Lin Beifan's hand, he didn't want to let him go.

Lin Beifan coughed: "Ma'am, you have mistaken someone, I am not the number one scholar, I am Wu Dalang, the one who sells sesame seed cakes!"

"How could you admit your mistake? The old man once looked at Zhuangyuan Lang from a distance. You are such a graceful and suave character. Only this family has no semicolon. I can recognize it even when it turns into ashes!"

Lin Beifan smiled when he heard it, I love hearing this.

However, I am a principled person, and I will never give in so easily!

Lin Beifan spread his hands: "But I have no money, and I can't afford it!"

The old bustard still pulled Lin Beifan, and said more enthusiastically: "Zhuangyuan Lang, it is our honor that you can come to our Baihuafang, then you still dare to accept your money? Zhuangyuan Lang, don't refuse, hurry up and show love!"

At this time, another 6 young and beautiful girls came out of Baihuafang.

Stand in two rows and greet each other with smiling faces: "Zhuangyuan Lang, please come inside!"

Lin Beifan coughed: "Originally I didn't intend to go in, but you have invited me seven times, and if I refuse again, I don't know how to flatter you! Lead the way!"

"Good!" The bustard and the girls were overjoyed, and happily sent Lin Beifan inside.

While walking, he shouted: "The number one scholar is here!"

Under the welcome of the girls, Lin Beifan walked into Baihuafang.

I found that although it was still daytime, the place was already overcrowded, filled with laughter and playfulness.

Lin Beifan couldn't help sighing: "The brothels are full because people's hearts are lonely!"

Everyone applauds in unison.

"You're right! If it weren't for the loneliness in your heart, who would want to come here?"

"That's right! I have to face the tigress when I go home, so I would rather come here and spend money to relieve loneliness!"

"The girls here are pretty and they speak nicely. I like this place so much!"

"Isn't it? The number one scholar understands my heart, haha!"

……

Just one sentence shortened the distance between Lin Beifan and his clients.

At this time, the old bustard asked someone to bring the Four Treasures of the Study over, and said with a smile, "Zhuangyuan Lang, please present your poems!"

This thing is equivalent to Lin Beifan's "prostitution".

Lin Beifan lifted his spirits: "You're showing your ugliness!"

Picking up the brush, I started to write like a flutter.

Everyone couldn't help crowding around, following Lin Beifan's strokes, and read out the poems.

"Wuyan goes to the brothel alone, the moon is like a hook, and the lonely sycamore locks the autumn in the middle of the night! The cutting is constant, and the reason is still chaotic. It's the sorrow of separation! Don't be ordinary feelings in your heart!"

Then, they applauded wildly: "Good words! Good words!"

One of the scholars praised it greatly: "With just a few strokes, I can describe the mentality of the brothel woman! Speechless, lonely, Suo Qingqiu...the words are so precise that I can't compare to them!"

"There is also the last sentence, which can be called a stroke of genius! The constant cutting and messing up is the sorrow of parting, don't let it be a general feeling in your heart..." A scholar shook his head: "It's wonderful, it's really wonderful!"

"Sure enough, he is the number one scholar with outstanding talents! Admiration, admiration!"

……

Lin Beifan clasped his hands and said with a smile, "I've won the award! Everyone has won the award!"

There are also countless brothel women whose hearts are touched, and they look over with affection, their beautiful eyes are like autumn water.

At this moment, Lin Beifan is the most beautiful boy in the brothel! .

Chapter 15 Miss Shishi wants to leave the cabinet?

Next, Lin Beifan was invited by the bustard to sit on the golden seat on the second floor, and all the food and wine were served.

There were also many brothel girls who admired Lin Beifan's talent and learning, so Mao recommended himself as a companion.

However, he accepted the good food and wine, but declined the enthusiasm of the brothel woman.Because, he is somewhat of a clean freak, and he is not interested in women who have been touched by others.

Lin Beifan enjoyed the delicious food and wine while enjoying the piano performance on the stage.