Daqin: Bear children tell stories, emperors beg to shut up

But the five-year-old doll in front of him leaked the biggest secret as soon as he opened his mouth.

Thunder was already rolling in Da Xingguan's mind.

If it was said that she still looked down on Ying Chang'an, a little baby before, then at this moment, no one values ​​him more than the big star official.

The young star officer also raised his head rarely, staring fixedly at Ying Chang'an, wondering what he was thinking.

In the middle of the storytelling building.

Wang Li muttered the name in the story: "Liu Bang? Why have I never heard of this person?"

Li You next to him sneered: "If I can let you know, the person who is telling the story is not the nineteenth prince, but you."

"laugh!"

Wang Ben and Li Si next to each other looked at each other and smiled in unison.

These two boys are living treasures everywhere.

The corner tower of the palace.

"Liu Bang..."

Ying Zheng frowned and muttered the name.

I don't know why.

When he heard this name, he was always a little uneasy.

Meng Tian didn't respond.

To tell the truth, it's just a story.

……

Storytelling upstairs.

Ying Changan's clear and crisp child voice echoed slowly, soothing and pleasant, making people feel very at ease.

"Speaking of this Liu Bang, he can be regarded as a maverick."

"He has been a gangster since he was a child, and he is idle on weekdays. He only likes to make friends with cronies."

"His cronies, some make a living by slaughtering dogs, some make a living by playing music and singing, there are also grooms who pull carts, and people who hold funerals for others, in short, there are all kinds of people."

"He even molested the widows in the neighboring villages, visited brothels, ate, drank, prostituted and gambled, and did everything."

"Liu Bang has been in this way for more than 20 years, accomplishing nothing, but he doesn't care. His family is destitute, and he never takes a penny back."

"Not only that, but whenever his cronies lose money in gambling, Liu Bang will take the debt on himself, invite the creditors to his home, and let them get what they see."

"The family that was not well-to-do, under Liu Bang's torment, became even more hungry and poorly clothed, and those who were poor were jingling."

"His father, Mrs. Liu, and his elder brother and sister-in-law stomp their feet angrily and cry loudly."

"The family is flying around every day, and I can't live in peace."

"Look at Liu Bang again? He still does his own thing, can eat and sleep, can stretch and urinate, and doesn't care about these at all."

Speaking of here.

Some people in the storytelling building couldn't help it.

"No, where did Xiu'er come from? This is too beautiful?"

"With such a son, it's a bad luck for eight lifetimes, so we should cut off the relationship quickly."

"'¨That is, isn't such a son driven out of the house and kept until the Chinese New Year?"

"His cronies and dog friends are also gone, almost all of them are low-ranking. Is this Liu Bang going to open a kiln or sing an opera?"

"Hahaha!"

Ying Chang'an only used a few words to show Liu Bang's image vividly in front of everyone.

Many people have put themselves into it, and they are very angry.

If I had such a son, he would eat, drink, prostitute and gamble all day long, and when he owed a debt, he would drag the creditor home, and he would rob him of everything he had.

What kind of experience was that?

Just thinking about it raises blood pressure.

I also made a group of cronies, who either slaughtered dogs or cried graves, and there were some grooms who pulled carts.

To live so long, it would be better to shoot yourself to death with a piece of tofu.

When everyone in the storytelling building was making fun of Liu Bang.

The seriousness on the faces of the big star officials and the young star officials never dissipated.

"Liu Bang is such a person?"

The big star officer was a little stunned.

Although the yin and yang family deduced that Liu Bang is the son of destiny in the future, they don't know the detailed life of this person.

In the eyes of many yin and yang families, since he is the son of destiny, no matter what, he should be extremely talented, wise and martial.

But winning Liu Bang in the story of Chang'an is simply eye-popping.

Where is such a person what kind of emperor?

He is a complete rogue scum!

And it's the kind of mud that can't support the wall.

"..."

The young star officer remained silent as usual, but his purple (okay) eyes swayed slightly, as if this story was also impacting her heart.

The storytelling building is in the middle.

Wang Li snorted and smiled: "What the hell is this Liu Bang? There is such rubbish in this world?"

"Such a person has a relationship with Zhang Liang, and is countless times more terrifying than Zhang Liang? I really can't think of what is so scary about him."

Li You also looked confused.

Wang Ben and Li Si looked at each other, they also had the same confusion.

Judging from the story of Ying Chang'an, this man named Liu Bang is a complete bastard no matter how he looks at it.

There is no cure, and the mud cannot support the wall.

No words are enough to describe him.

But any individual can probably see it.

This Liu Bang will be like this in his life.

He has been hanging around in his small village, molesting a widow, being a bachelor, eating, drinking, whoring and gambling with his cronies.

After getting old, after being stared at and disgusted by everyone, he died alone in the cold wind.

This should be his end.

A typical little guy ending.

But Ying Chang'an kept saying that Liu Bang was infinitely more terrifying than Zhang Liang.

This made Wang Ben and Li Si a little confused.

Zhang Liang is a descendant of the aristocrats of the six countries, known as the embodiment of wisdom.

Liu Bang compares with others, isn't that a black-bone chicken compared to a phoenix?

I don't understand!

I really don't understand! .

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It's not just Wang Ben and Li Si who don't understand.

The corner tower of the palace.

Ying Zheng also felt baffled, even a little embarrassed.

He specially brought Meng Tian to listen to the book, just to let Ying Changan show his face and show his true skills.

Let Meng Tian know that his vision is definitely right.

Ying Chang'an is the most suitable successor of Daqin in the future!

It turned out good.

This brat stopped talking about emperors and generals, and started talking about punks.

Ying Zheng suddenly felt that there was no place to put his old face.

"Your Majesty, the nineteenth prince's eloquence is indeed good, the old man has learned from it."

Standing by the window, Meng Tian teased him neither salty nor light.

On the storytelling building not far away, Ying Chang'an was flying happily.

"Cough cough~"

Ying Zheng coughed in embarrassment, and said, "Maybe this kid is not in a good condition today, let's listen further."

"Your Majesty's will, the last general dares not to obey." Meng Tian nodded and said.

As a loyal general.

Even if Ying Zheng told him to die, he would not hesitate.

It's just his temper.

Upright, not good at flattering.

On the high platform of the storytelling building, Ying Changan continued to tell the story.

"Yeah, such a person, such a bastard, he should have rotted in the mud, and died alone under the indifferent gaze of everyone."

"The humor of destiny never shifts from people's consciousness."

"Everyone thinks that Liu Bang, who is ignorant and only knows how to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, will have nothing to do in this life."

"But fate just knows how to joke. Liu Bang, an older young man with nothing to do, ushered in the first turning point in his life."

"No one thought that because of the presence of his family, Liu Bang accidentally married a daughter-in-law who looked like a fairy and had outstanding abilities."

In the storytelling building.

When they heard that Liu Bang actually got a wife, many people couldn't accept it.

Not to mention marrying a daughter-in-law who looks like a fairy and has more than 340 abilities.

Is there any reason?

Is there any humanity?

There was an instant commotion in the storytelling building.

"No! It's not true! I don't accept it!"

"Made! People are more angry than others. I have worked hard all my life, and I am almost buried in the ground. I can't even marry a widow. Why should he?"

"That's right! Isn't that Liu Bang just a gangster? How can he marry a wife? And he looks like a fairy, with outstanding abilities?"

"Fake! It must be fake! The nineteenth prince must have lied to us!"

In the storytelling building, more and more people feel unbalanced.

How difficult is it to marry a daughter-in-law these days?

Don't say that she looks like a fairy, even a woman with average beauty is in high demand.

Most of the people in the storytelling building are confident that they are a hundred times stronger than that Liu Bang.

At least they don't eat, drink, whore and gamble, and have nothing to do all day long.