Siheyuan: The start of the game is to grasp the tricks of all the birds

Siheyuan: The beginning of the game is to grasp the tricks of the birds Author: Roumo Douhua

Introduction:

○○○STORY:

Traveling through a courtyard, he became Lin Yang, a half-child. His father died at the beginning of the game, and his mother was also terminally ill.

Before his mother died, all the birds in the courtyard conspired to divide his family's property.

Yi Zhonghai: "Lend me your wheelchair. I don't want it. Do I understand? But I don't have to return it."

Liu Haizhong: "My family has a large population. I want a room for you. Don't worry, I will give you five yuan."

Yan Bugui: "Same as above, I want a room too, and I'll give you five yuan too, can the third master open it up?"

Qin Huairu: "I want your ticket and money, and in exchange I'll do your laundry."

Silly Zhu: "I lack a daughter-in-law, your mother is fine."

Stick stem: "Who said I stole the chicken, it was obviously Lin Yang who stole it..."

Looking at the beasts in the courtyard, Lin Yang shook his head.

Don't rush to come one by one, I won't give you some color to see, you don't know why the flowers are so red!

Chapter 1 Life Simulator

March 1965, Forty-Nine City.

Lin Yang pinched himself hard, the pain made him grin his teeth.

It's true, he really crossed over!

Lin Yang was originally a graduate student majoring in mechanical engineering.

Last night I was bored watching the TV series "Love in the Courtyard", and I couldn't help complaining when I saw something annoying, but I didn't expect that when I woke up, I became an ordinary resident in the courtyard.

After merging ontology memory, Lin Yang understood his situation.

Lin Yang, male, 11 years old, just entered the sixth grade of elementary school.

His father, Lin Jianshe, is a junior engineer who has just joined the Red Star Rolling Plant, with a monthly salary of 129.5 yuan.

A few days ago, Lin Jianshe planned a business trip with the factory, and news came last night that his father and his party were missing in a landslide.

His mother, Yang Suzhen, is not in good health. When she heard the news yesterday, she vomited blood in a panic and is still lying in the hospital right now.

Overnight, Lin Yang fell directly from the European emperor to the non-chieftain.

Bang bang bang... There was a knock on the door.

Lin Yang quickly opened the door, only to see a few strangers standing outside the door, as well as Liu Haizhong, one of the birds in the courtyard.

"Lin Yang, what are you doing standing there stupidly? Tell your mother to come out. Someone from the rolling mill came to talk about your father." Liu Haizhong waved his hand.

"My mother was sent to the hospital yesterday." Lin Yang opened the door.

"Oh... I remembered, Yang Suzhen vomited blood in anxiety when she heard about Gong Gong last night, it was our hospital who worked together to send him to the hospital." Liu Haizhong said to one of them flatteringly. .

Hearing what Liu Haizhong said, the man couldn't help frowning.

"The Lin family is not here, so to whom should we read the factory's decision?"

Liu Haizhong scratched his head, "Guys... How about this, I'll ask some of the management men in our yard to come over, and you read us the decision made in the factory, and we'll tell Yang Suzhen later. Or wait for Yang Suzhen to come back, but this It’s more troublesome, and I have to trouble you to run back and forth.”

At this moment, there was a ding in Lin Yang's ear.

[Ding dong!Congratulations to the host for binding the life simulator, do you want to activate it now? "]

Activate activate!

Lin Yang blushed with excitement.

[Congratulations to the host for successfully activating the life simulator and getting a free simulation opportunity. It is detected that the host's life trajectory is changing. Would you like to simulate now? 】

simulation!Lin Yang chose the simulation without hesitation.

[Simulating life... In March 1965, your father Lin Jianshe had an accident. The Red Star Rolling Mill sent someone to notify him, but he was intercepted by Liu Haizhong and others. The rolling mill sent 3 yuan, a replacement job quota, and every The monthly subsidy was divided among the people in the courtyard. 】

[In April 1965, your mother Yang Suzhen died of illness because her husband’s compensation was divided. 】

[In May 1965, you became an orphan and should have been sent to the orphanage. In order to occupy your family’s subsidies and real estate, the people in the courtyard kept you in the courtyard and drove you to live in the utility room in the backyard. 】

[In June 1965, the simulation value was too low... This simulation is over. 】

After watching the simulation, Lin Yang suddenly became angry.

Sure enough, it was a group of beasts who robbed his father's compensation money from the very beginning, making his mother mad.

This is to ruin his family!

Seeing that the people from Hongxing Steel Rolling Factory were about to be fooled away by Liu Haizhong, Lin Yang took a step forward and grabbed the corner of his clothes.

"Uncle, I'm in the sixth grade of elementary school, and I'm half an adult. If you have something to say, you can tell me, and I can write a certificate to prove that you have been here." Lin Yang said.

The man had already stepped forward with one foot, and turned his head when he heard this.

"You kid is very smart, and you know how to write a certificate? Who taught you?" The man patted Lin Yang's head.

Lin Yang felt helpless. As a graduate student, it was embarrassing for him to be praised for his cleverness.

"My dad taught me!" Lin Yang resolutely blamed cheap dad.

The man was full of relief, "As expected of an engineer's child, Gong Lin gave birth to a good son."

Lin Yang nodded perfunctorily, "Well, my dad taught me a lot."

"That's true. Lin Gong is a person of great talent. My little friend, you are in the sixth grade of elementary school. I will leave the matter to you. Can you tell your mother?" The other party bent down and said.

"Yes... I can also write a certificate to you, Uncle, to prove that you handed over to me in person, not with other inexplicable people." Lin Yang smiled.

The face of Liu Haizhong on the side changed, "Little bunny..."

Liu Haizhong wanted to scold Lin Yang, but suddenly remembered that there were people from the Red Star Rolling Mill beside him, so he quickly shut up.

"No, Lin Yang...I'm the second uncle in the courtyard. What is an inexplicable person?"

The corners of Lin Yang's mouth rose, "Second uncle, are you a relative of my family? Or an elder of my family?"

"Neither, but I'm the second uncle in this courtyard... I'm in charge!" Liu Haizhong put his hands behind his back, with a big belly, looking like a bureaucrat.

"You are neither a relative of my family, nor an elder of my family. Your family lives in the backyard, and mine lives in the middle courtyard. You are not considered neighbors. They have nothing to do with each other. Why do you meddle in my family's affairs?

Besides, my family just moved to the courtyard less than a month ago, and I wouldn't trust even the officials in this courtyard, not to mention the people in charge. " Lin Yang sneered.

When the people at the Red Star Rolling Mill heard this, they instantly understood what was going on.

"Comrade Liu Haizhong, please avoid it first. This is a matter between the factory and the Lin family. And Lin Yang is a sixth-grade student in high school. If I remember correctly, you are only a junior high school graduate. Leave it to him and me." Don't worry." The other party waved his hand and hurried Liu Haizhong away.

With a gloomy face, Liu Haizhong gave Lin Yang a cold look, and walked away cursing with his hands behind his back.

At this moment, Lin Yang's life simulator kept ringing, but he didn't bother to check it.

Because the people in the Red Star Rolling Mill are giving him subsidies.

"Little friend Lin Yang, let me introduce myself. I am Director Zhu of the Publicity Department of Hongxing Steel Rolling Mill. We are delivering things to your home on behalf of Hongxing Steel Rolling Mill.

Your father, Comrade Lin Jianshe, encountered a landslide during a business trip. After one night of emergency rescue, we found your father's briefcase and a leather shoe that your father was wearing. The factory believed that your father died accidentally. "

When Director Zhu said this, Youyou sighed.

If it weren't for the fact that there was no one in the Lin family, he really didn't want to say such a thing to a child, it was too cruel.

But contrary to Director Zhu's expectations, Lin Yang listened calmly, neither crying nor fussing.

Director Zhu was surprised and continued, "Since your father's accident happened during work, the factory decided to give your family 1000 yuan in compensation and let your mother take over your father's job.

Because your mother is in poor health, the factory arranged for her to work in an office with a monthly salary of 29.5 yuan.

In addition, the factory will give your family a monthly subsidy of 10 yuan and 50 catties of national food stamps until you are 16 years old. Do you understand? "

Chapter 2 There is more than one pretty widow in the courtyard

Lin Yang nodded, silently wrote what Director Zhu said in the certificate, and finally signed his name.

"Uncle Zhu, do you have ink pads?" Lin Yang asked after writing the proof.

Director Zhu nodded quickly, "Xiao Zheng, take the inkpad."

After Lin Yang pressed his fingerprints, he handed the certificate to Director Zhu.

"Uncle Zhu, thank you for taking care of our family in the factory. I will give these things to my mother. Please run over. I have to go to the hospital to see my mother, so I won't keep you." Lin Yang said.

Director Zhu nodded, "Little Lin Yang is worthy of being a child of Lin Gong's family. He is smart and sensible. Take good care of your mother, and we will leave first."

After sending away the people from the Red Star Rolling Mill, Lin Yang stuffed the things into his inner pocket.

Good guy!

The Red Star Rolling Mill sent so many things, and the beasts in the courtyard were divided up without even frowning. No wonder in the Sims, Yang Suzhen was furious to death.

If it was him, he would be pissed off.

By the way, when it comes to the life simulator, the life simulator has been beeping non-stop since the moment he lost his temper in bangs.

Lin Yang quickly opened the simulator to check.

[Resentment in Liu Haizhong +99, get 99 analog value]

[Resentment in Liu Haizhong +88, get 88 analog value]

……

[Resentment in Liu Haizhong +15, get 15 analog value]

In such a short time, Liu Haizhong has already contributed more than 500 simulation values ​​to him.

Every time the life simulator simulates life, it needs 500 simulation values ​​per month. At the beginning of the simulation, after simulating three months of life, it needs a total of 1500 simulation values.

"Only resentment can be converted into an analog value? After that, don't I have to teach these beasts often?"

Lin Yang thought of this, and a happy smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

It's pretty good, face-slapping plus earning simulation value, killing two birds with one stone.

Liu Haizhong deserves to be narrow-minded, and he is still contributing resentment at this moment, and Lin Yang's backstage keeps reminding resentment +1.

On the other hand, after Liu Haizhong returned home, he sat down on the stool and raised his hand to throw the glass.

After thinking about it, he put down the cup again, and poured out the tea in the cup with a clatter.

"Hey, what are you doing, my son's father? Who recruited you?" The second aunt greeted her with a cup of tea as soon as she entered the door.

"It's just that little bastard from the Lin family in the middle courtyard. I took the director of the factory to his house with good intentions, but he actually crossed the river and demolished the bridge, saying that I, the second uncle, was an inexplicable person. position!"

Liu Haizhong opened the door and cursed loudly, causing the neighbors in the back yard to open the door and come out to see.

Lou Xiaoe also opened the door, holding a handful of melon seeds, leaning against the door frame to watch the fun.

After a while Xu Damao came back pushing his bicycle.

"Hey... Ezi~ I'm calling you, who is the second uncle scolding?" Xu Damao parked his bicycle and grabbed a few melon seeds from Lou Xiao'e's hand.

"Who else can you scold, Lin Yang from the Lin family in the middle courtyard, someone from your rolling mill just came here, and it seems that they are delivering things to the Lin family. The second uncle wanted to take care of other people's affairs, but was kicked out by Lin Yang. This is not balanced. , did you start cursing when you got home?" Lou Xiaoe said.

Xu Damao chuckled, "If you want me to say that the second uncle is too addicted to being an official, he wants to get involved in everyone's affairs. The first uncle didn't say anything. What does it matter to him?"

"You can shut up, you say that to him, let him know, you have good fruit to eat." Lou Xiao'e gave Xu Damao a white look.

Xu Damao shook his head tut-tut, "The courtyard is lively now. There is a widow Qin in front, and now there is a widow Yang. There are more than one pretty widows in our courtyard."

When Lou Xiaoe heard this, she threw the melon seeds on the ground with a clatter, "Xu Damao, let me warn you, any widow in this yard has nothing to do with you, if you dare to think wrongly, I will let you go around without eating!"

"Ezi... Oh, Ezi, don't be angry, I just said that, am I Xu Damao like that? I can't, I don't care about widows if I have a good wife at home. Eggs are rare widows, let me tell you... Silly Zhu and Qin Huairu..."

As Xu Damao said, he put his arm around Lou Xiaoe's shoulder and went home.

More than half an hour later, Xu Damao went to Liu Haizhong's house with a half bottle of Red Star Erguotou and a pheasant.

"Second uncle... Oh, second uncle, why are you still angry? I just heard that the little bastard from the Lin family is mad at you. I just went to the countryside to show a movie, and the commune gave me a pheasant. We two have something to eat and drink point?" Xu Damao laughed.

Liu Haizhong took a sip of tea slowly, curled his lips, "Xu Damao, what bad idea are you holding back? As soon as you stick out your butt, I know you can't hold back any good farts!"