Siheyuan: The start of the game is to grasp the tricks of all the birds

"It's a pity, I can only scare him for a while. When someone comes, he will definitely be released." Wang Tiezhu's face was full of worry.

"It depends on luck." Lin Yang muttered to himself.

I hope that before someone comes, the mouse can give some strength, at least take a few bites of the stick.

Chapter 36 The Dung Beetle Reincarnated

Lin Yang didn't stay outside.

Firstly, he was afraid that Yang Suzhen might suspect that he had been there for too long, and secondly, the mouse couldn't hold on for too long, and the stick would definitely be released by other toilet users soon.

It's not good to bump into BangGong when he comes back, after all, everyone knows that he has a grudge against BangGiao.

Back home, Lin Yang greeted Yang Suzhen.

"Mom, I'm back. I'll go see if the godmother needs help." After speaking, Lin Yang went to the backyard again.

Passing by the silly pillar house, Lin Yang knocked on the door.

"Uncle Silly Zhu, are you there?"

The voice of the deaf old lady came from the room, "Si Zhu is not here, why are you looking for him?"

The deaf old lady frowned. She managed to get the three children of the Jia family away. She didn't want the kid from the Lin family to disturb Lou Xiao'e and Sha Zhu.

"It's okay, I'll just ask." After speaking, Lin Yang left.

The deaf old lady let out a long sigh of relief, "No matter how smart you are, you would never have thought that Shazhu and Xiao'e were in my room."

How could Lin Yang not know?

He had already seen the tricks of the deaf old lady in the original play.

He just came to Shazhu's house just to let the deaf old lady know that he was looking for Shazhu and didn't go anywhere.

Make yourself an alibi.

Soon, Lin Yang came outside the deaf old lady's house and knocked on the door.

"anyone there?"

As soon as Lou Xiaoe heard it, she knew it was Lin Yang.

"I'll go see who it is." Lou Xiao'e interrupted the chattering silly Zhu.

Silly Zhu was a little unsatisfied, this was the first time he chatted with a woman alone.

He found that chatting with women is actually a very exciting thing.

Opening the door, Lou Xiaoe looked at Lin Yang in surprise.

"Oh, Lin Yang, why are you here?" Lou Xiao'e was surprised.

"Godmother, aren't you packing at home? My mother asked me to come and help you. Why are you here?" Lin Yang asked knowingly.

"Hey, it's not because I'm helping the cook, I'm looking for you silly uncle, I apologize for you and the uncle, I accidentally chatted for a while, and I didn't pay attention to the time." Lou Xiaoe said loudly on purpose.

Lin Yang nodded, "Then you guys finished chatting, my mother is waiting at home anxiously."

Lou Xiao'e turned her head to look at Sha Zhu, "So what silly Zhu, let's stop here today, Lin Yang's mother is pregnant, I can't make her wait for me, so I'll go back first."

Silly Zhu nodded, "Well...well...let's talk another day."

Lou Xiaoe said in her heart, who wants to talk to you? If it wasn't for my godson, do you think you are an onion?

But on the surface, you still have to deal with it, "Well, let's talk next time."

After speaking, Lou Xiaoe left with Lin Yang.

Seeing Lou Xiaoe's sweet smile, Sha Zhu's heart was in a mess.

Oh, why didn't I realize that Lou Xiao'e looked so good-looking when she smiled?

It seems that there are hidden dragons and crouching tigers in this courtyard!

First, Widow Qin, she was pretty when she was young after she first married.

Then there is Yang Suzhen, that frown and smile, somehow so seductive.

The last one is Lou Xiaoe. I didn't notice it before, but now it looks better the more I look at it.

……

On the way back, Lou Xiaoe grabbed Lin Yang.

"Is your kid doing something?"

"It's done. Wang Tiezhu and I locked the stick in the public toilet and gave him a few big rats. I can't scare him to death." Lin Yang said deliberately childishly.

Lou Xiaoe breathed a sigh of relief.

In her opinion, such revenge between boys is nothing.

At most, it can scare the sticks, but there is no real harm.

"This matter is over here, and I will help you this time." Lou Xiaoe said.

Lin Yang waved his hand, "Okay godmother, I'm relieved too, I won't do anything else."

The two walked towards Lin Yang's house while talking.

At this moment, a child ran back from the front yard, shouting as he ran.

"Come on, Jia Geng fell into the cesspit, come on quickly~"

Lin Yang and Lou Xiaoe looked at each other.

"Son, tell the godmother the truth, you only let the rats go?"

Lin Yang was also shocked, "I swear to God, I really only released mice."

"Why don't you hurry up and take a look?" Lou Xiao'e panicked.

Lin Yang followed her to the front yard, and smelled a strong stench from a long distance away.

When I went to the front yard, I saw that the stick was sitting on the ground, with feces on his face, sleeves, and hands, and the area below the waist was covered with a thick layer, as if he was wearing a feces armor.

Lou Xiaoe suddenly looked disgusted, and pulled Lin Yang back ten meters away.

To Lin Yang's surprise, Bang Geng didn't cry.

He flushed and sat on the ground, biting his lower lip tightly, without saying a word.

At this moment, Sha Zhu ran out after him.

He was still following Xiaodang Sophora japonica, but the deaf old lady was nowhere to be seen.

"What's the matter? Why did you fall into the latrine?" Silly Zhu pinched his nose and asked several feet away.

"I... I jumped in by myself." After the stick said, Douda's tears fell down.

It turned out that it wasn't that he didn't cry, but that Sha Zhu hadn't come yet, so it was useless for him to cry.

"Dung beetle, you reincarnation? How about you jump into the cesspit?" Silly Zhu became angry when he heard it.

Stick cried like hell, "I didn't want to jump, suddenly there were a lot of mice in the toilet, at least a hundred of them, I couldn't push the door, so I jumped into the latrine, crawled out of the latrine, wow~~~ I so afraid."

Lou Xiaoe looked at Lin Yang and lowered her voice, "Where did you find so many mice? Did you poke a mouse nest?"

Lin Yang waved his hand, "Godmother, I just released five, but there are really only five. The sticks are exaggerated on purpose, that's called exaggerated rhetoric."

Lou Xiao'e gave Lin Yang a white look, "You are the only one who is a monkey and a monkey, can you only put five? Are you lying to your mother?"

Lin Yang laughed, "Damn it, godmother~"

"Mom did it too!" Lou Xiao'e corrected.

Silly Zhu fell back angrily, "Your brain was caught by the door, or kicked by the donkey? Can the mouse eat you? You actually jumped into the latrine. It's a good thing you picked up the dung yesterday, or you would have waited to be drowned." Die in shit."

Stick was crying out of breath, "Uncle silly, it's not that I want to jump, that mouse bites, I was bitten several times, it hurts so much."

Hearing this, Lin Yang felt at ease.

Putting the mouse to scare the stick is the second thing, he just wants the mouse to bite the stick.

"What the hell? Was bitten by a mouse? Then you have to wash it off quickly. If you are bitten by this thing, I heard that you are going to the hospital. Wash it and go to the hospital." Silly Zhu was anxious.

But it was late at night, and there was no place to find a bath.

And even if he went to the public bath, people would not let him in because they saw the shit all over his body.

There was really no other way, Sha Zhu could only drag the stick to the yard, turn on the tap, and prepare to wash away the dirty things outside first.

The days in March are not so warm.

The stick stalk was screaming from the freezing water, it was cold, painful and smelly.

Lin Yang and Lou Xiao'e hurried home and closed the door tightly, fearing that the smell would come in.

Chapter 37

I don't know how long it took to toss before the stick was washed away.

Silly Zhu drives BangGong into Jia's house and lets BangGong sleep by himself.

He really didn't want Stick to sleep on his bed.

The appearance of the stick covered in shit has already left a psychological shadow on Sha Zhu.

Lin Yang and Lou Xiaoe lay on the window and looked out.

"Lin Yang, how many mice did you really release?" Lou Xiao'e obviously didn't believe it.

"There really aren't a hundred of them. I said godmother, I'm your own godson, how can you doubt me?" Lin Yang curled his lips.

Lou Xiaoe shook her head tut tut, "Why is this stick so timid?"

Lin Yang curled his lips, "Are you timid? When you pushed my mother, I thought he was very courageous."

"I'm angry when I mention this. This kid is talking nonsense to your mother, so he has no good intentions." Lou Xiao'e lowered her face.

Yang Suzhen had already lied to her about the stick, and then told Lou Xiao'e about her.

At that time, Lou Xiaoe was so angry that she cursed.

Lou Xiao'e is a well-bred capitalist lady, and even she was so angry that she was scolded, which shows how disgusting what Banggen did to Yang Suzhen before.

Lin Yang nodded, "He pushed my mother, and I frightened him, the matter is evened out."

Lou Xiao'e hummed, "You're going to piss me off about this, and your buddy, tell him not to talk nonsense, just pretend that this has never happened, understand?"

Lin Yang chuckled, "The godmother still loves me."

"You guys still know?" Lou Xiao'e rubbed his head and smiled.

That night, Lin Yang slept drowsily, and was suddenly awakened by a sharp scream.

After waking up, I only felt my heart beating.

"What's wrong? Who is screaming in the middle of the night?" Lou Xiao'e put on her clothes and got up.

"What's the matter godmother?" Lin Yang also sat up.

"I don't know what happened. You stay with your mother. I'll go out and have a look." After speaking, Lou Xiaoe opened the door and went out with a flashlight.

Lin Yang got up from the bed and came to Yang Suzhen's side.

"Mom is fine, you go to bed quickly."

Yang Suzhen was fully awake at this moment, "Lin Yang, tell Mom that the stick fell into the latrine, does it have something to do with you?"

Lin Yang's face froze, as expected of his own mother, this intuition was too accurate.

"Mom, where do you want to go? When the stick fell into the cesspit, didn't I go to the backyard to find my godmother? Did you forget?"

Yang Suzhen is too kind, she must never tell Yang Suzhen about this kind of thing.

"That's right, why did I forget?" Yang Suzhen was relieved.

Lin Yang heaved a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, Yang Suzhen was pregnant, otherwise she would definitely be questioned.

It is said that after being pregnant for three years, these two younger siblings came at the right time.