Siheyuan: The start of the game is to grasp the tricks of all the birds

This guy has a lustful heart but no guts, so he will criticize one of the old ones!

Perhaps feeling Sha Zhu approaching, Qin Huairu suddenly raised his head, and his head hit Sha Zhu's chin.

"Ouch~"

"Ouch!"

The two cried out in unison.

Silly Zhu clutched his chin, Qin Huairu covered his head, and suddenly they met eyes.

"Sister Qin...don't cry. I'm getting married. After I get married, I definitely can't..."

Before Sha Zhu finished speaking, Qin Huairu suddenly rushed up and pressed Sha Zhu on the mattress.

"Silly Zhu, I know I'm not good enough for you. I have my mother-in-law and three children with me, but I just like you, and I know you like me, so you want me."

Sha Zhu was stunned, "Don't... I never thought about such a thing."

"You haven't thought about it, I've thought about it, I've thought about you for a long time, in fact, every time I see you looking for someone to introduce someone to you, I feel very uncomfortable, you don't know, every time you go on a blind date, I feel so sad Can't sleep all night."

After Qin Huairu finished speaking, she began to pull Shazhu's cotton coat.

Silly Zhu kept backing away, like a little daughter-in-law who was snatched up the mountain by bandits.

"Sister Qin, don't be like this, I'm getting married soon, we can't do this, if someone bumps into you..."

"Silly Zhu, don't worry, I won't pester you, nor will it affect your marriage. As long as you care more about our mother after marriage, even if I live with you for the rest of my life, I have no complaints." .”

Silly Zhu swallowed.

"you……"

Qin Huairu rushed forward and kissed Sha Zhu's face.

"What are you talking about at this time? Wait for me to take the initiative? Are you still a man?"

Chapter 55

Silly Zhu originally had a sliver of reason, but when he heard this, he was instantly stimulated.

Not a man?

I will let you see what a real man is.

Thinking of this, Sha Zhu pounced on him like a vicious dog.

……

The next scene made Lin Yang cover his eyes silently.

It is not suitable for children, he is still a baby, so it is not suitable for watching this kind of scene.

If a child sees something that shouldn't be seen, he will have the eye of a needle!

Lin Yang squatted down with his back against the vegetable cellar, and after waiting for about ten minutes, he heard a slight panting sound from the vegetable cellar.

He silently counted down ten seconds, and then gently pulled the rope he was holding.

There was only a crash, and two screams came from the vegetable cellar instantly.

"Who... who the fuck is it?" Silly Zhu shouted.

This bucket of paint directly splashed Silly Zhu, and his heart was soaring.

He who was fluttering in the wind a second ago has died down now.

At this moment, Shazhu's head and face were covered with paint, bright red like blood.

Qin Huairu is also a little better than him, her face is fine, but her neck and body are all covered in red paint, the speckles look very irritating to the eye~

"Silly Zhu, what is this?" Qin Huairu quickly put on his clothes, tears streaming down his face.

Shazhu smelled it, and his face became extremely ugly, "This... this is paint."

"Which grandson is this, who actually splashed paint on me, and I got caught, and I fucked him up." Sha Zhu cursed angrily.

Qin Huairu's expression changed drastically.

"Silly Zhu, we...have you told others about our here?"

"I'm stupid, I can tell others about this kind of thing, besides, I didn't know you were going to do that with me before I came here." Silly Zhu said again.

Qin Huairu bit her lip, "Silly Zhu, what's going on? There are only two of us in this vegetable cellar, who can splash paint on us?"

Silly Zhu put on his pants, got up and looked around, and finally found a red paint can hanging above his head.

Because the wattage of the lamps in the vegetable cellar is too low, lampshades are added to the lamps.

This leads to a black area behind the lampshade, which is the same principle as the blackness under the lamp.

And this paint bucket just happened to hang in the black area.

If you don't look carefully, you won't find it at all.

"Did you find anyone else before you came?" Sha Zhu asked with a dark face.

"I didn't realize that there was no one around when I came here, and it was almost dark at that time, who is still wandering around in this yard?" Qin Huairu shook his head.

Silly Zhu was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan.

"The big thing is not good, if this matter gets out, we don't want both of our jobs." Sha Zhu was so angry that he slammed the wall.

Qin Huairu, a widow, is really harmful.

When Qin Huairu and Xu Damao were parading through the streets, Sha Zhu felt wronged for Qin Huairu and felt wronged for himself.

At the same time, he was also a little gloating, because he felt that Xu Damao was going to die.

Unexpectedly, when Xu Damao turned around, his job was saved, and he even hooked up with the beautiful Qin Jingru.

What about yourself?

It's hard to get married, but the bride is Liu Yuhua.

It's not that Liu Yuhua is useless, anyway, Liu Yuhua's family is an urban registered permanent residence, and he is also a regular employee of a rolling mill.

After getting married, it can be said that I am stronger and stronger, and my life will definitely get better and better.

Unexpectedly, if he didn't notice for a while, he would be dragged into the water by a woman named Qin Huairu.

If someone knew about this, he would definitely be finished.

Silly Zhu didn't care about other things, and didn't dare to say anything, so he hurriedly put on his clothes and said to Qin Huairu.

"Hurry up and get dressed and go home. Don't dare to say anything about this matter. If it goes out, both of us will be finished." Silly Zhu said.

Qin Huairu nodded, "Then me and the children..."

Silly Zhu waved his hand, "Don't worry, I'll return the lunch box to you before marriage, and I'll give it to you after marriage as long as I get the chance, but you know Liu Yuhua, she has a hot personality, if she finds out, we're both finished."

Qin Huairu raised his face and grinned aggrievedly.

"As long as you care about our wives, I will be satisfied. Don't worry, I won't cause you any trouble. I'm not like Liu Yuhua. I know I'm not good enough for you, so I hope you are well. "

Qin Huairu belittled Liu Yuhua inside and out, and said teasingly.

But Sha Zhu didn't understand, how could he know that this was Qin Huairu's tea ceremony?

He only felt that this woman had a bit of genuine affection, and when she became his person, she always thought of him.

So Sha Zhu adjusted his clothes, "Then I will go back first, don't worry, I will never forget you."

"Then I'll wait for you at another place next time." Qin Huairu showed a sweet smile.

Qin Huairu didn't stand up until Silly Zhu left the vegetable cellar.

Either way.

Now that Shazhu is tied with his body, the family will not live too badly for the time being.

It's just that it's not a long-term solution to sneak around with Sha Zhu like this.

She had to find a way to separate Sha Zhu and Liu Yuhua from each other.

When Shazhu and Liu Yuhua divorce, Shazhu will be the divorced man.

At that time, she and Shazhu will also have a husband and wife relationship, and it will be justifiable to mention marriage.

Thinking of this, Qin Huairu seemed to have hope.

She quickly put on her clothes and left the vegetable cellar quickly.

At the same time, Lin Yang's background was ringing non-stop.

[He Yuzhu resentment +100, get 100 simulation value]

[He Yuzhu resentment +100, get 100 simulation value]

[He Yuzhu resentment +99, get 99 simulation value]

……

[He Yuzhu resentment +10, get 10 simulation value]

There is no resentment from Qin Huairu, it seems that this woman is very happy.

Right.

She found a long-term meal ticket, so what if she was splashed with paint, even if she was splashed with shit, she probably wouldn't have any resentment.

When joy outweighs displeasure, resentment ceases to exist.

On the other side, after Shazhu returned to the house, he took the soap and went to the yard to wash the paint.

But such a large area of ​​paint is not easy to clean.

Silly Zhu rubbed it for a long time, but half of his face was still red like Brother Guan's.

Those who didn't know thought he was pretending to be Guan Gong.

"Who the hell is this! It's so shameful."

Silly Zhu was full of resentment.

Lin Yang smiled all over his face.

Not bad, not bad, more resentment.

It was at this time that Liu Yuhua arrived.

"He Yuzhu, what's wrong with you? Why is your face covered in paint?" Liu Yuhua asked with concern.

"Ha, it's okay, isn't someone in the yard renovating the house? I guess the paint hasn't been put in place. I walked by and messed up my head and face."

Silly Zhu dumped the blame directly on Lin Yang's family.

Lin Yang leaned on the window and sneered when he heard this.

Silly Zhu, silly Zhu, do you still want me to take the blame?

It's just that Liu Yuhua came a little late, but if it was a little earlier, you would be the last eunuch in China!

Wait, let's see how Xiaoye Minger exposes you!

Liu Yuhua's face was full of distress.

Regardless of what Shazhu did before, since he agreed to marry her, he is her man.

Thinking of this, Liu Yuhua said.

"The paint is easy to get. I'll go to the factory tomorrow to get you some cleaning agent. We often use paint in our workshop, and cleaning agent is a must."

Chapter 56

For the first time, Shazhu felt that Liu Yuhua cared about him.

So he smiled, "Then you come to the cafeteria to find me tomorrow, and I'll wait for you."

This is the first time that Shazhu spoke softly to Liu Yuhua.

Liu Yuhua blushed, "Okay, I'll go find you tomorrow and save some good food for me."

"That's necessary, we will be a family soon." Silly Zhu said with a grin.