The soul wears a mother's womb, and was overheard by the emperor Laozi

If it wasn't for the occasion, he couldn't help but burst out laughing immediately.

Fortunately, he is not Mr. Wolong. If he can piss off a character like Zhou Yu, I am afraid that he will die of laughter afterwards.

It turned out that being angry with someone turned out to be such a sense of accomplishment, hahaha...

While laughing wildly in his heart, he heard a strange noise.

Following where the sound came from, Long Lin looked directly over.

The sight and the sound completely stunned Long Lin.

God, no, am I wrong?Did you hear me wrong?

These palms are clenched tightly together, but can they really make such a strong sound?

This kid shouldn't have special effects, right?

Mamma Mia!This thing can really make such a loud noise!

How much strength does this take?Can you hold it tightly and make a sound?This move is so fucking handsome, Xiaoxin immediately envied it.

If it was in the previous life, if he could have such a handsome trick, then why would he not be able to catch a beautiful girl.

When Long Lin's eyes were shining with thoughts, Long Qi spoke.

The sound was deafening and made Long Lin's head buzz, which Long Lin could bear.

But this guy is full of spit, like a watering can, is he talking?It was literally washing his face.

After a few words, Long Lin's small face was sprayed all over, and a bad breath came over his face, which almost made Long Lin faint.

Towards the rear, Long Lin immediately took a step back, but it was too late, what Long Qi should have said had already been completely finished.

Staring at Long Qi, Long Lin almost couldn't help but vomit directly.

"Long Qi, are you a fucking watering can? You can talk when you speak, and you can shout as soon as you talk. Can you control the spittle in your mouth?"

"It's so fucking stinky, you dare not kill me, do you want to use your bad breath to kill me directly? You are too vicious."

"Qiuxiang, quickly bring your handkerchief, Your Highness, I am dying."

Long Lin shook for a while, really feeling like he was about to be smoked to death.

When Qiuxiang heard this, she didn't dare to hesitate a bit, and ran over with her handkerchief.

Coming in front of Long Lin, Qiu Xiang leaned over and immediately raised her hand, and quickly wiped off the saliva on His Highness Long Lin's face with a handkerchief.

After gusts of fragrant wind rushed over, Long Lin felt better.

Everyone heard Long Lin's words, and many people tried their best to hold back their laughter, with hard-working faces.

With such a big commotion, the maids serving Longqi also rushed over, hearing this, they almost couldn't hold back their laughter on the spot.

Puff puff......

After hearing Long Lin's words, Long Qi was completely dumbfounded.

Didn't he curse a few times, why did he become a watering can?What is a watering can?

Also, does his mouth smell that bad?This guy is too exaggerated, right?

Who the fuck is vicious?Who wants to kill you with bad breath?

The degree of harm is not high, it is extremely insulting.

Of course, he could clearly see how the people around him were trying to hold back their laughter.

This scene simply made him lose face.

"Long Lin, you are the fucking watering can, don't talk nonsense there."

"Who is talking about bad breath? You are the only one with bad breath. What you say stinks, and your whole body stinks."

"I didn't intend to kill you at all, don't say anything dare, don't use your nonsense to disgust people."

"Weak and weak guy, do you know what killing is? Killing at every turn? It's as if you dare to kill, little brat, do you dare?"

Long Qi was almost pissed off by this guy, he was angry all his life in his previous life, probably not as much as today.

the fuck...huh?What the fuck do you mean?

He felt that he was stunned by this guy. Anyway, he felt that there was absolutely no good thing that came out of Long Lin's mouth.

It doesn't matter, as long as it can be used, it is probably used to curse people.

Long Lin grabbed the handkerchief in Qiuxiang's hand and continued to wipe his face.

"Qiuxiang, you go to the back first."

Looking at Long Qi, Long Lin immediately smiled.

curse?Can you scold me more than me?Little bastard?This sentence actually has it all.

Just when Long Lin was about to yell, he suddenly froze for a moment.

If he wasn't a shrew, he would have scolded this guy here.

How dare you say such words to provoke him, do you really think he dare not?

The original sneer suddenly turned into an evil laugh.

In Long Qi's eyes, Long Lin's weird laughter immediately gave him a very bad feeling.

Why is this kid smiling so weirdly?What is he going to do?

After this pass, this powerless guy actually made him feel terrified. How could he have such a feeling?

He is the elder brother, with great physical strength, he not only practices martial arts hard, but also plans to work hard to learn Chinese. Given time, he will definitely be able to practice both civil and military skills.

Now he is deeply loved by the emperor, and he knows most of the things about the next Dragon Dynasty. In the future, he is bound to become the Ninth Five-Year King of this Dragon Dynasty.

How could he, who would be the emperor in the future, have such a feeling.

The future of this world is in his hands, who is worth his panic?Who is worthy of making him panic like this?

This kind of feeling cannot be had, everything under the imperial power is sincerely convinced.

This younger brother is weak and dislikes literature, and if he can't succeed in literature, he can't succeed in martial arts. His father is already very dissatisfied with him.

According to the current performance of this silly brother, it may be a problem to become an official.

Once he ascends to the throne in the future, even if this silly brother wants to see him, it will be very difficult for him to have such an opportunity.

Thinking about Long Qi suddenly laughing too, why should he be afraid of such a silly brother.

Chapter 28

Long Qi soon felt relieved, looking at Long Lin's wicked smile, he no longer felt any panic at all.

The whole person stood there, revealing a noble aura of a superior.

Long Qi's sudden panic was seen clearly by Long Lin.

Scared?The adjustment was quite quick, and he returned to this bullish appearance in a flash.

Everyone is a prince, so they were born a fart too early, so what kind of bullshit are you pretending to be here.

Keep pretending, don't be cowardly, I am not afraid of wearing shoes with bare feet.

Long Lin walked directly towards Long Qi, his steps were very steady.

Watching Long Lin approaching, Long Qi's eyes twitched a few times, his heart trembled for a while, he had no idea what kind of trick this silly brother was going to play.

Long Lin came near Long Qi, bent down and lifted the long stick again.

A trace of icy breath came from the stick, and the frozen Long Lin almost threw it out of his hands.

Feeling the coldness of his palm, Long Lin became more and more angry.

Who did he provoke?Wouldn't it be nice to have a good night's sleep in the morning?

If this kid hadn't been crackling here, he might still be playing cards with Duke Zhou.

Thousands of mistakes are all this guy's fault, how can he be spared.

Holding the long stick, Long Lin's eyes fixed on Long Qi like a jackal.

"Long Qi, you are asking if I dare, right? You stand still, don't move, see if I dare to knock you to death with a stick."

Long Lin was short in stature, and he didn't seem to have any strength in his body. It was extremely difficult to lift a stick. Who could he kill?

I'm afraid that if you knock a toad to death, the long stick will break his waist in a flash.

"cut......"

Long Qi was full of disdain, and immediately let out a cold snort.

It was the first time I heard this cold snort, and it still came from the silly brother's mouth.

This situation, Long Qi said it without thinking.

Not to mention, this way of expressing disdain is really fucking easy to use.

"..."

Long Qi was dumbfounded in his heart, how long has it been, and he has already been so deeply influenced by this stupid brother.

You can't even hold a long stick, and you still want to knock someone to death?

"Long Lin, are you going to laugh at me to death? Don't you open your eyes to look at yourself? Don't you know how much you weigh?"

"If you dare to hit me once, I will beat you until you vomit blood all over the floor."

A sarcasm flashed in Long Qi's eyes.

Even if Long Lin hit him with a stick, it probably wouldn't hurt much.

Once this kid moves his hand, he can directly knock this short kid into the air with a single punch.

Long Lin raised his eyebrows with a smirk.

"What? Long Qi, are you scared? Didn't you just ask me if I dare?"

"Who's afraid? Who's afraid? Do you think I'm afraid of you? Just kidding, come on, give me a try."

Long Qi was provoked and became angry on the spot, he would definitely not be afraid of this little guy.

Long Lin nodded in satisfaction, and the smile on his face became stronger.

"Very good, very good, I like your appearance of not being afraid of death. You two don't interfere for a while."

"Okay, listen to him, don't interfere, let him knock."

Long Qi spoke directly without even thinking about it.

When he said this, he immediately felt very familiar. Isn't this what Long Lin said just now?

After Long Lin said this before, he really didn't dare to knock it down. The main reason is that if he knocks it down, this stupid brother will definitely be sent away completely by him.

He also had no fear at all, he really didn't believe that Long Lin dared to knock him once, even if he knocked, he would definitely not die.

After Long Lin heard this, his smile became deeper.

"Stand don't move, don't move, I'll try."

After Long Lin finished speaking, he waved to a Dragon Shadow Guard behind him.

The man looked puzzled, but he still walked towards Long Lin.

"You, take this stick, point it at his head, use all your strength, and when I say one, two, three, you hit him directly."

"Come on, stand in this position, um, it's just right, if he is afraid of death, he can avoid it by himself, if he is not afraid of death, then stand still, and hit me with all your strength."

As Long Lin opened his mouth, he pulled the shadow guard to a suitable position, and at the same time, passed the wooden stick in his hand to the shadow guard.

The shadow guard was standing at a position where he could hit Longqi's head with his long stick.

Seeing such a scene, Long Qi instantly widened his eyes.

"Long Lin, are you fucking playing with me? Didn't you knock it yourself? How can you let your shadow guard do it?"

"Ha...Long Qi, are you a pig brain? With my strength, how can I beat you to death? Of course I'm going to find someone to shoot, you stand still, I'm going to shout. "

This Dragon Qi is really stupid, it's you who is playing.

Didn't you ask if you dare?I'll let you take a good look, young master, do I dare or not.