All the false prophecies I made have come true?

All my fake prophecies came true?Author: Er Yang

Summary:

Help!

In order to gain popularity, I made up a prophecy on bhu.

I said, "Evidence of Qin Shihuang's immortal cultivation was discovered on August 8."

Who knew that Qin Shihuang was robbed in Xianyang on August 8!

In order to correct the timeline, I am currently behind the Ying Zhenglong chair...

How can I convince him that I can give him immortality?

Wait online, hurry!

Chapter 1 is out of action, let’s predict the future

"Cough cough cough cough!!"

A violent cough sounded in a rental house with only a dozen square meters.

The dim yellow light seemed too faint to dispel the darkness.

The light from the laptop screen was reflected on the young man's face in agony from a violent cough.

With such a violent and long cough, there is no doubt that he will collapse in front of the table in the next moment and give up his breath.

There were clumps of blood-stained toilet paper, seven or eight empty pill boxes, some empty injection needles, and a few empty cigarette cases for cheap cigarettes...

用来吃药定时的电子表上写着“2023年7月17日，00:03:40”。

The air smelled of smoke and drugs.

But Lu Yun seemed to be unconscious.

He knew very well that he was dying.

The brain tumor is getting worse and time is running out.

All he has to do now is to try his best to continue his life.

His fingers are tapping on the keyboard, hoping that this article will change his fate.

In Lu Yun's line of sight, the words "Life extension system activation progress: 0.77%" are flashing.

After half a year of testing, the activation of this life extension system turned out to be related to his level of attention.

And recently, he managed to catch the life-saving straw, and he started all kinds of attempts that almost made him forget to eat and sleep.

Douyin videos, online novels, Weibo, Xiaohongshu, Baijiahao…

Lu Yun has tried all the methods he can think of, and he is still trying... But the current progress is still only 0.77%.

Self-media...it's too convoluted!

Even if I think of some reliable ideas, I have been copied by other bloggers with more fan bases before the fire, and I may be sprayed as a copyist in the end...

But Lu Yun didn't care about these at all. In order to save his life, Internet violence and other things were trivial.

At the moment, Lu Yun is compiling a new "creative" on Zhihu.

"Hello everyone, I'm from 2050 and I'm going to tell you something about what's going to happen in the future. 》

In order to gain attention, Lu Yun has begun to do everything he can.

He pulled out an unburned cigarette butt from the ashtray, lit it, and began to tap on the most eye-catching topics.

"Beautiful eyeballs..."

"Beautiful eyeballs..."

After saying a few words like this, Lu Yun took a deep breath.

Then the fingers continue to start beating on the keyboard.

On August 2023, 8, the excavation of Emperor Qin's mausoleum was successful, which verified the road of Emperor Qin's cultivation of immortality.

On August 2023, 8, Longguo developed a 4nm lithography machine.

On August 2023, 8, the bad habit of dowry will gradually disappear.

On August 2023, 8, the displacement of the continental shelf of the Antarctic plate.

On September 2023, 9, a breakthrough has been made in Longguo genome research, and the life expectancy of Longguo people is expected to be extended by 1%.

On September 2023, 9, three months after the release of "The Moon in the United States is Beautiful", the anchor Longyi died unexpectedly in a foreign country.

Lines of outrageous predictions appeared under Lu Yun.

Although Lu Yun himself felt that these were outrageous and completely deviated from reality, he went further and further on this road...

On October 2023, 10, the preaching of Confucius came from the Confucius Temple.

On October 2023, 10, the spire of the pyramid glowed.

On October 2023, 10, an international salvage team discovered the ruins of Atlantis.

On October 2023, 10, it was confirmed that Wang Mang was actually a transmigrator.

Lu Yun didn't know if these could really cause some discussion, but after all, he had to try it.

But at this time... the dizziness of the tumor pressing on the nerve made him have to temporarily stop writing.

"Oh shit……"

"This wall breaking system..."

Lu Yun cursed inwardly, before he lost consciousness, he pressed the "release" button.

winter!

Then, his head hit the table heavily and passed out directly...

……

……

When he woke up again, it was already ten hours later.

This coma is completely different from sleep, and it is difficult to relieve the fatigue of the body itself.This is also the reason why Lu Yun's eyes are black and purple at this time.

Baimeng Book

But he just woke up, but he didn't take it seriously.

Since the diagnosis, this kind of coma has long been commonplace.

As soon as he woke up, he turned on the computer screen carelessly, intending to see if the "Future Man Prophecy" he released got some responses.

The red dot on the web interface caught Lu Yun's attention, giving him a little hope.Looking forward to this night's coma to get him a lot of attention...

But when he saw the numbers inside the red dot, he let out a long sigh.

"Hey……"

"Just these few comments?"

Although it was rare, Lu Yun still moved the mouse and clicked on the comment area where he published the article.

Sure enough, they all sprayed themselves.

However, Lu Yun was not without a trick.

In the entertainment era, entertainment to death, he also had the experience of spraying.

What's more, black and red are also red. If this post can set off a scolding war, it will be a good thing.

Nalan: You didn't make it up carefully, it's outrageous.

Lu Yun replied with his anonymous user: It's not made up, it's all really love it or not.

Eternal Dongsheng: You are the future person, I stand upside down and have diarrhea.

Trial of inaction: I didn't expect Qin Shihuang to cultivate immortality at the beginning, and you found evidence of Qin Shihuang's cultivation of immortality?I think you just want to get angry, don't you?

Xiaotong: If this is true, that means we can also cultivate immortals?

Seeing that this was obviously a child's innocent message, Lu Yun couldn't bear it.

He still has a conscience.

After thinking for a moment, the keystrokes left a reply.

"Yes, all of us in the future can choose to cultivate immortals."

Good conscience, but not much.

At this moment, Lu Yun, who had replied to the comment, let out a long sigh.

Looking at the system unlocking progress in front of me, it only went up a little bit.

From 0.77 to 0.7703.

It takes at least one million replies or likes for Lu Yun to unlock the system and have a chance to survive, but this progress...

It's really hard to compare.

Before he started to operate Bore, Lu Yun still looked down on those bloggers who moved or plagiarized all the time...

But the situation is different now. When it was my turn to want to be hot, I found that it is not so easy to be hot.

"I am dead."

Lu Yun thought helplessly.

In fact, he himself probably guessed the result.

If it weren't for the existence of this system, I'm afraid it would have been given up long ago.

"never mind."

"Open swing."

"Another hero after 18 years."

But just when he was about to close the notebook, he found another reply.

It was a message from a child named "Little Boy".

"Really? That means I can cultivate immortals when I grow up?"

Lu Yun smiled, and suddenly felt that what he wrote was not without merit.

Isn't this fantasy also a consolation, at least for the children who are still dreaming about the future?

He typed back immediately:

"Yes, you will be a great practitioner who can move mountains and reclaim the sea in the future."

Chapter 2 What could be more outrageous?

What Lu Yun didn't expect was that his reply really had a certain effect.

This pure nonsense post seems to have started to be pushed because of repeated interactions, and the number of likes is slowly increasing, but there are a lot of people who come to mock it.

However, Lu Yun didn't take these messages especially to mock him.

His goals are those who strive for reason.

Soon, Lu Yun found a related one.

Bachelor of Song Dynasty: Not to mention whether yours will come true, theoretically, this kind of future person will not exist after crossing back. Even if someone can really cross back one day, it is impossible to be so bold to publish online, let alone you are anonymous. shit?Are you afraid that people will see where you belong?ridiculous.

Anonymous user: "I came from the future, and of course I will take risks when I come back. Remind you of the future and even mock me in turn. I don't know who the ridiculous person is."

Sure enough, under the stimulation of Lu Yun, this guy immediately sent a long list of replies.

Bachelor of Song Dynasty: Take a good look at what you have written?Qin Shihuang cultivated immortals, and the bride price disappeared... What else found the remains of Atlantis... Isn't this all your imagination?There are also urban legends here. Can this kind of thing be used to predict the future?You don't even know what to predict the future.Even if you are pretending, you are also pretending to be professional and mysterious.Others predict that the future can be verified successfully because the survivors are biased. You are better off, daydreaming here!This answerer is obviously a delusional patient, and the identification is complete!