I, the grandson of the second emperor of the Ming Dynasty, earned 100 million taels at the beginning

"My son asks the Holy King Jin'an!"

"I'm safe!"

Replied according to the rules, Little Snot looked inside, but did not find Zhu Gaoxu, walked in and asked Zhu Pangpang: "Prince, where is the Prince of Han?"

Zhu Pangpang stared at Zhu Zhangui who was blinking at him, and pointed to the rice box next to him.

He figured it out, the eldest son of his family dressed up like this, probably to cheat his second son.

But because of this, he also came back to his senses.

The old man didn't care about his son's troubles like this, he probably wanted to use his son's hand to toss and toss the second child, so that the second child can't stand it and give in first.

After thinking about this, Zhu Pangpang gave Zhu Zhangui a look that I understood, and stepped aside to let the little snot check.

The little snot next to the rice box took a look inside and saw King Han sleeping well and motionless, and said helplessly, "Lord Han, you really don't want to come out, do you?"

Zhu Gaoxu slowly opened his eyes, looked at Little Snot and said stubbornly: "If you don't come out, whoever comes out is the grandson?"

Little Snot nodded.

That's easy. Since you won't come out, then I'll do it. If you come out, I'm anxious to think about how to get you in.

"The emperor said that according to the rules, a bed of Dharani scriptures and a complete set of funeral ceremonies will be given, and the coffin will be buried in the earth after seven days. In addition, the eldest son of the King of Han is young and does not understand funeral rituals. Zhu Zhan, the emperor who presided over this matter Gui Guidai, hereby!"

In fact, the latter sentence was not included in the old man's oral instruction, it was added by Zhu Zhangui at the request of Snotty.

Originally, Snotty didn't agree with it, and if he changed the imperial decree and oral order randomly, he would be beheaded.

Later, it was Zhu Zhangui who kept promising that he would explain to the old man, and stuffed him with a gold ingot, and Snotty tactfully agreed.

"oops!"

As soon as Little Snot finished reading the oral instructions, Zhu Zhangui, who had been impatient for a long time, squeezed forward.

Zhu Gaoxu, who was waiting for the old man's trick, suddenly saw a head with disheveled hair and a smirk approaching him.

"Second Uncle, I miss you so much."

"Hey you brat, what do you want to do?"

Zhu Zhangui's sly smile made Zhu Gaoxu's heart shudder.

This kid is full of evil thoughts, and if he seizes this opportunity, he will definitely torture himself severely.

Thinking of this, Zhu Gaoxu got up and was about to dig out the rice box.

"Second Uncle, you can't come out. If you come out, you are resisting the decree! Or, you are going to give in to the old man, and you just said that whoever comes out is the grandson. If you come out, you will I've been with you for the rest of my life."

As soon as Zhu Gaoxu's body moved, Zhu Zhangui reached out and pushed him back.

"Be soft, and ghosts will be soft."

Zhu Gaoxu, who was a little flustered at first, heard the word soft, his neck stiffened, and he lay back stiffly.

"Hehe, it's fine if you don't give up."

Zhu Zhangui grinned, turned his head and said to the relatives and friends who were holding the funeral supplies behind him: "Seventh Uncle, why are you still standing? Didn't you hear the old man's orders? Hurry up and bring the quilt, we can't let Second Uncle Walk away like this."

"Oh, I'm coming, I'm coming!"

As soon as Zhu Gaoxu heard that there were others, he subconsciously asked Zhu Zhangui.

"Lao Qi is here too, how many people did you call?"

Zhu Zhangui grinned.

"Not too many, not too many, everyone who should come has come, there are about a hundred people, after all, Second Uncle, you are leaving, so it is only natural for everyone to come and see you off."

Zhu Gaoxu: "..."

After receiving the quilt handed over by Uncle Qi, Zhu Zhangui covered Zhu Gaoxu while chattering.

"You can go at ease, Second Aunt and the other aunts, I will take care of them, you know who I am, Second Uncle, although the aunts are young and beautiful, they are so cool!"

Zhu Zhangui took a sharp breath.

"But I will take good care of them like family members."

"You brat, get out, I don't want to see you."

The more Zhu Gaoxu heard it, the more angry he was, he tore off the quilt angrily, and scolded Zhu Zhangui to get out.

"Don't be uncle, it's only the first day, there are still six days left, we two need to have a good chat."

Zhu Zhangui grinned, took out a small handkerchief, and covered Zhu Gaoxu's face.

"Second Uncle! Look how much I love you. I asked for this cloud handkerchief when I went to the temple. I heard that it is a treasure in the temple. I have already sent away a hundred or eighty people, and all of them left very quickly. Rest assured."

"Bastard, don't take it over, I don't need it, if you dare to cover it over, I will beat you to death."

As soon as he heard that this handkerchief covered a hundred or eighty dead people, Zhu Gaoxu felt a shock in his heart, and kept waving his hand to stop it. Zhu Zhanji covered the handkerchief.

After covering it a few times but failing to put it back on, Zhu Zhangui just threw it inside, turned around and waved to several royal relatives: "fourth brother, sixth brother, starling, second uncle is always good to us, now that he is gone, we I have to do something, quickly get the cover up, and cover it for the second uncle."

Several royal relatives who were of the same generation as Zhu Zhangui, upon hearing the greeting, cheerfully lifted the lid next to them, and the other relatives and friends of the same generation who were at odds with Zhu Gaoxu, went up and dragged Zhu Gaoxu, who was about to climb out, into the inside according to.

"Second brother, you can't disobey the emperor's oral order. For the sake of the whole family, you should go in!"

"Yes, second child, the children are young, you have to bear with them for them."

Several guys stretched out their hands and stabbed Zhu Gaoxu firmly.

"Oh!"

After a muffled sound, the lid was tightly shut.

Zhu Zhangui rolled up his sleeves, took a hammer and nail very enthusiastically, and banged on it.

After the coffin nails were sealed, Zhu Zhangui walked around the coffin, feeling that something was missing.

When I accidentally saw the gap on the coffin, I slapped my head and suddenly said: "I said what is missing? There is still air leaking through such a large gap. If the wind catches the air, the corpse will soon stink. At that time, there will be no room for people to stay in this house.”

With a sudden clap of his hands, Zhu Zhangui yelled at the butler of Hanwang Mansion under everyone's speechless expression: "Bring me a bucket of glue, the most sticky and the best sealing."

Hearing this request, everyone's eyes widened.

This kid is so cruel!

This is really treating the second child to death!

Chapter 64: Second uncle, your request is too much, I cannot agree.

"Little plasterer, brush, brush, paint the front and the back, and go home after painting the coffin."

Looking at Zhu Zhangui, who is pouting his buttocks, carrying a bucket, humming a ditty made by himself, and brushing hard at the same time.

Zhu Pangpang and the others couldn't laugh or cry.

But they couldn't stop it. Zhu Zhangui was in charge of the whole funeral ordered by the old man.

The little snot who knew the inside story was also helpless, thinking that he must tell Huang Huangye about this when he went back, otherwise when the emperor found out that he had changed the imperial edict, he would definitely end up badly.

Then he felt that it was not a problem for so many people to stay here, so he rolled his eyes slightly, walked up to Zhu Pangpang, and asked curiously, "Prince, what about you two."

Zhu Pangpang, who was watching his son brushing the coffin, was taken aback for a moment, and then glanced at Zhu Gaosui.

Ever since the imperial decree came, he didn't want to get involved with Zhu Gaosui, so he hurriedly said, "We're here to pay tribute to the funeral, it's over now, you guys are busy."

He patted the coffin, reminded Zhu Gaoxu and ran away.

Zhu Pangpang also nodded quickly.

"Yes, yes, we are here to mourn."

But he didn't run away, but kindly reminded Zhu Gaoxu.

"Second brother, this is also a good thing. You, reflect on it and write a book in it. As for me and third brother, go to father's place to beg for mercy first. You should rest in it!"

Smelling the pungent pulp smell and the slowly darkening interior of the coffin, Zhu Gaoxu yelled angrily: "Get out, get out of here, and take your little bastard away with me too. I don't care Please beg for mercy, if he has the ability, he will suffocate me inside and see what the historian writes about him."

Seeing that this guy is still stubborn now, Zhu Pangpang shook his head helplessly, and poked Zhu Zhangui who was still cleaning the coffin.

"Be careful, don't go too far."

Zhu Zhangui replied one, I'll do something, you look at it with peace of mind, and continued to brush his own nails.

"Let's go... let's all go!"

Zhu Pangpang, who got his son's response, got up quickly, pulled Mrs. Zhang who stretched her neck to watch the excitement, and yelled at the relatives and friends called by Zhu Zhangui to leave quickly.

The crowd, who were just watching the excitement, yelled at the coffin a few times, then followed Zhu Pangpang and Zhu Gaosui and went out.

Before leaving, I didn't forget to greet the musicians, and hurriedly started playing.

Zhu Gaosui even greeted Han Wangfei: "Come on, don't be stunned, hurry up and cry, hurry up and cry."

"Prince, prince, you can't go, what should we do if you go?"

Seeing that the crown prince and King Zhao were about to leave, Wei Shi quickly stepped forward and knelt on the ground, stopping Zhu Pangpang.

"Brothers and sisters, you cry first, and the third child and I go to the old man to intercede with the second child first."

After speaking, he stepped aside and began to direct.

"That paper money thrower hurry up, hurry up, raise that flag higher, yes yes yes, raise it higher."

"Yes, yes, everyone cried, knocked, and fought. The more lively the better, oh no, the sadder the better."

After commanding, looking at the overall atmosphere, the crown prince nodded in satisfaction, stopped Mrs. Zhang from laughing, and ran out the door quickly.

Soon in the entire Hanwangfu compound, only the people of Hanwangfu, Zhu Zhangui who was still painting the coffin, and a few little eunuchs left behind.

"Woooo... tick-tock-tick-tick..."

Zhu Zhangui leaned on the coffin, gnawed on the tribute, and listened to the feeble mourning and crying.

It was already an afternoon, and the suona players had already lost their strength, and the only voice left by the concubines and concubines of the Han Dynasty were crying, without expressions or tears.

"Okay, Second Aunt, I have been crying all afternoon, I should be hungry, go back and eat something to rest, even if you are not tired, my brothers and sisters are still tired, go back! Here is me Just stay with Second Uncle."

Princess Han glanced at the coffin with some embarrassment.

Zhu Zhangui reached out and poked the coffin.

"Boom boom boom!"

"Second Uncle, don't sleep! Second Aunt dare not leave without you."

"I really admire you, you can fall asleep even after making such a fuss."

"Humph!"

A smug snort came from the coffin.

"What is this? I am very tired on the battlefield, and I have experienced it all when I lie down and sleep among the dead."

Proudly showing off his experience to Zhu Zhangui, Zhu Gaoxu shouted to the outside, "Okay, let's all go back and rest! This little bastard dare not kill me."

"Oh!"

After everyone left, they approached Zhu Zhangui's coffin, and Zhu Gaoxu elbowed him into a big hole.

Glancing at the eunuch on duty next to him, Zhu Gaoxu waved at Zhu Zhangui.

"What?"

Zhu Zhangui looked at Zhu Gaoxu while chewing the tribute.

"Bring me a chamber pot, I drank too much in the morning."

After listening to Zhu Zhangui with an expression that I understand, he continued to eat the tribute and looked at Zhu Gaoxu.

"Look at me, take it!"

Swallowing the food in his mouth, Zhu Zhangui took a sip from the teacup to moisten his throat, and asked strangely, "Why?"

Zhu Gaoxu stared.

"Didn't the old man ask you to take care of this? I want to pee, just get me a chamber pot."

Zhu Zhangui nodded.

"The old man asked me to take care of this, but when have you heard that dead people want to pee? Your condition is a bit too much, I can't agree."

"you…"