Siheyuan: I was secretly replaced by Yi Zhonghai on the promotion list

Silly Zhu hurriedly looked in the mirror, combed his hair again, smiled and walked out the door.

"At home, at home, please come inside, please..."

Silly Zhu smiled and raised the curtain, trying to let the woman into the room.

However, when Sha Zhu opened the curtain and saw the spring flowers outside the door, half of what he said suddenly got stuck...

The smile on Silly Zhu's face seemed to be petrified, and the corners of his mouth kept twitching.

I saw the spring flower on the opposite side, 1.5 meters tall, and weighed about 150 catties.

On the big face plate, there is also a big nose and big mouth.

The eyebrows are thick and black, but the eyes below are pitifully small...

The fat body is directly under the big face plate, even the neck can't be seen...

Not only that, but there was also a mole the size of a thumbnail on the other party's left cheek.

There are still a few strong hairs growing on the scorpion, and they are still shaking with the wind...

Silly Zhu saw that the other party was looking at him with a shy expression, and there were two thick and short fat claws that were embarrassed to grab the corner of his clothes...

Seeing this, Sha Zhu suddenly felt numb...

"My dear mother... is this still human?"

"At that time, Matchmaker Li only said that she was a little fat..."

"Is this blind? Is this a little fat?"

"It's fat and ugly!"

"It's okay to be ugly and fat, but the eyebrows are thick and black."

"What does this big mole mean?"

"Isn't this the reincarnation of the wild boar spirit?"

Silly Zhu thought in his heart, his hand still maintained the movement of lifting the door curtain, and it was directly petrified in place.

Seeing Shazhu's dumbfounded look, Xu Damao immediately laughed and said, "Haha, you see that Shazhu was too scared to speak, right?"

Chen Yu on the side couldn't help laughing and said, "If you want me to tell you, this is silly Zhu who is so happy that he can't speak..."

【puff……】

A few people were discussing in low voices, and almost couldn't help laughing.

"Silly, what are you still doing?"

"Hurry up and invite people into the house!"

Seeing Shazhu's expression, Yi Zhonghai hurriedly reminded him.

Silly Zhu looks at Yi Zhonghai with eyes that want to eat people. He is so silly that he also has a house and a job. Even if he is a bachelor all his life, it is impossible to marry such a person as his wife!

Silly Zhu didn't intend to let Chunhua in at all, but Yi Zhonghai actually said so at this time...

At this moment, I heard the deaf old lady shouting from the room: "Silly Zhuzi, what are you still doing?"

"Please come in quickly."

Silly Zhu really had no choice, so he endured his nausea and let the person into the house.

I thought that even if I didn't seek the relationship with the deputy director, this marriage would definitely not work out!

As for eating?

What a fart, pretend not to speak for a while, let them back out of difficulties, and leave quickly!

Matchmaker Li smiled and entered the room.

And when Chunhua entered the room, she actually entered the room sideways.

If he was entering the house, wouldn't he be able to cut off the door frame of Sha Zhu's house?

When the deaf old lady saw the spring flowers, she suddenly gasped...

At that time, she only thought that the woman's brother was the deputy director, but she ignored the appearance

If Chunhua became her granddaughter-in-law, he would be panicked, so don't call him silly.

From Teacher Ran to Chunhua in an instant, the gap is so big, can Shazhu agree?

But people are coming, and this matter has to go on no matter what!

It doesn't matter, even if it doesn't work, at least you have to be a friend, maybe you can use him in the future!

"Silly Zhu, don't stand still, pour water for him quickly."

The deaf old lady urged.

At this moment, Silly Zhu wanted to die, and there was always a feeling of being tricked by someone...

"Sit...sit..."

Sha Zhu pointed to the chair next to him and said.

And Chunhua was not polite, and sat down with her big buttocks twisted.

There was only a "click" sound, and the whole chair fell apart.

Chunhua just turned backwards, rolled and fell to the ground...

Sha Zhu was startled and cursed inwardly:

"Fuck!"

"This is the new chair I just bought!"

Chapter 137 Talisman takes effect!Chunhua and the deaf old lady hiccupped their teeth

With a sudden click, the people next to him were shocked!

Yi Zhonghai and Matchmaker Li had just touched the chair with their buttocks, so they hurriedly got up to check if they had hurt the woman.

Only Shazhu has a crying face...

This is the chair that he just spent money to order yesterday, but today it was broken by this fat pig!

Yi Zhonghai and Li Matchpo struggled to help Chunhua up.

Chunhua said awkwardly: "The chair in your house is too weak..."

Silly Zhu really wanted to scold this fat pig, for not looking at how fat he was, he even blamed other people's chairs for not being strong!

Yi Zhonghai hurriedly said: "I'm really sorry, didn't I fall on you?"

"It's okay, it doesn't hurt."

Chunhua grinned.

Seeing the awkward atmosphere, Matchmaker Li immediately said, "Well...how about you two go to the next room and have a chat?"

After all, there are too many people in this room, so it's hard to avoid embarrassment.

I saw Chunhua looked at Shazhu shyly, and nodded slightly, Shazhu was so excited that he almost lost control of his urine...

Silly Zhu was about to collapse, he didn't say a word from the beginning to the end.Could it be that matchmaker Li couldn't see what it meant or something?

Even talk alone?

How can this be? !

Yi Zhonghai could also see that this idiot just kept silent on purpose, showing a reluctance!

How can this work?Even if you are not willing to be stupid, it is good to make friends after all, right?

In case something happens in the future, if you ask her brother for help, you can also talk to her, right?

"Chunhua, silly Zhu, I'm a little embarrassed today."

"Don't think he doesn't talk, but he is actually warm-hearted."

"In our compound, we often help the widowed and lonely elderly."

"By the way, have you smelled the smell of stewed chicken?"

"Silly Zhu is the head chef of our rolling mill, and his skills are top notch!"

Silly Zhu anxiously kept winking at Yi Zhonghai, so stop praising his cooking skills at this time, right?

In my heart, I wish the other party would leave as soon as possible. If I boast so much, can this person still leave?

Chunhua shyly said: "Enen, I just like boys who can cook delicious food..."

As soon as the words fell, I heard Chunhua's stomach rumbling...

And Chunhua smiled awkwardly and said, "I'm a little hungry, why don't we... let's chat while eating?"

Everyone's faces turned dark...

To be honest, it was also the first time for the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai to meet a girl on such a blind date.

Hearing this, Sha Zhu almost couldn't help but slapped the table!

Is this here to meet you?

I'm afraid it's not for dinner, is it? !

What do you mean?Do you still want to eat here?

At this time, the deaf old lady said from the side: "It's okay, let's chat while eating."

"In this way, the two of you can get in touch with each other more."

"Silly, serve, let's eat!"

In fact, her deaf old lady is also a little hungry, but the main thing is to make Shazhu and Chunhua have this marriage.

Seeing that Silly Zhu was silent for a long time, Yi Zhonghai added: "Why are you in a daze, kid?!"

"Hurry up and eat!"

Silly Zhu could see that the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai were setting themselves up.

Looks like I can't get enough of this meal!

There was really no way, so he reluctantly went to the kitchen to get busy.

After a while, Sha Zhu brought out the dishes.

At this time, outside Shazhu's house, Xu Damao and Liu Guangqi are still listening to the wall.

Hearing the movement inside, everyone laughed even happier.

Xu Damao covered his mouth and snickered:

"Haha, this Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady, these two people want Shazhu to have a bridal chamber today, right?"

"I'm afraid the silly Zhu now wants to die, haha..."

Chen Yu also sniggered from the sidelines, and took out the hard menu symbol directly from the system while no one was paying attention.

Hard Vegetable Talisman: The moment it touches the mouth, the inside of the food will automatically become as hard as steel, and there will be no abnormality on the outside!

Chen Yu read a word silently and used it directly.

Afterwards, Chen Yu used a language control talisman on Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai.

Chen Yu thought to himself, aren't you silly Zhu pretending to be transparent in order to reduce your sense of presence?

Still want to mess with me in the cafeteria?

See if I'm not going to kill you today!

But the people in Silly Zhu's house didn't know it at all.

Chunhua looked at the dishes on the table, and couldn't help but shed her tears...

Even the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai salivated when they saw the soft and tender chicken.

There is also Li Matchmaker, who has had such a good meal for someone else's blind date?

She knew that this was because Chunhua's brother was the deputy director.Otherwise, Sha Zhu wouldn't spend so much money cooking a table of dishes!