Crazy Zhang San: He sent the opposing lawyer to jail

Xue Shen glanced at the barrage, and he was about to go crazy with a smothered laugh. He finally suppressed the corners of his mouth and explained solemnly: "He is not a wanted criminal."

Netizen: ? ? ?

The face of the wanted criminal has been on the hot search for a few days.

you?exist?tease?I?

Xue Shen coughed lightly, "He was my roommate in the lower bunk during my undergraduate studies, named Xie Huai. Because he looked exactly like that wanted criminal, he was mistakenly arrested twelve times. If you don't believe me, take a look, this is his ID card , he is really not a criminal, he repairs computers."

Xie Huai, a talented software engineering student: "...??"

Xue Shen took out Xie Huai's ID card, covered the ID number, and handed it to the camera for netizens to see.

System: [Netizen shock value +5]

Xue Shen smiled and got five yuan.

He glanced at the dazzling barrage, and on the barrage——

『Hahahahahahaha, brother, you are very unlucky. 』

『Wanted: Brother, thank you for everything you have done for me! 』

『@谢怀, I started a water drop chip, and I will crowdfund 50 yuan for you, you go to the whole thing. 』

"50 yuan can also plastic surgery? ? ? 』

『50. Buy an electric kettle with [-] yuan.[-]. Boil a pot of boiling water.[-]. Splash boiling water on your face.Plastic surgery successful! ! 』

"xswl, Teacher Zhang San, what are you talking about in popularizing the law today? @薛深』

Xue Shen opened the handout, looked at it, and then at Xie Huai next to him, "Then let's tell a story about a rapist."

Netizen: "..."

Xie Huai: "..." has been connoted.

Xue Shen took the handout, "Zhang San (male), an outlaw fanatic, saw Li Si (female) living alone. On a dark and stormy night, Zhang San saw Li Si drunk, so he secretly picked the lock Sneaked into Li Si's house and had some indescribable things with Li Si."

"After Li Si woke up, Zhang San said to her: Auntie, I don't want to work hard anymore."

"Li Si happened to be in love with Zhang San secretly. When he saw that it was Zhang San, he smiled and said, "Why is it you? You scared me to death. I'll give you the key. Don't pick the lock next time."

"Excuse me: What crime did Zhang San constitute?"

After Xue Shen's words fell, the barrage in the live broadcast room fell into a strange silence. After two or three seconds, the barrage began to refresh the screen——

"Isn't Li Si secretly in love with Zhang San?Constitute a crime? ? 』

"Ah... But Zhang San agreed, didn't he?" 』

"I'm a law major, and consent is invalid after the fact... it's okay. 』

Xue Shen turned a page in the handout, "Zhang San constituted the crime of rape. This netizen is right, the consent afterwards is invalid. Even though Li Si likes Zhang San, when something indescribable happened to them, Li Si did not go through it. valid consent and therefore constitutes an offence.”

System: [Netizen Shock Value +50, Netizen Adoration Value +50]

at the same time--

A certain netizen A who was listening to the live broadcast with headphones was shocked, "Damn it!!"

He took out his mobile phone, first tipped a bouquet of roses*10, and then asked in the gift message: "Mr. Zhang San, how many years will I be sentenced for the crime of rape?" 』

Because the amount of reward he tipped was large, the gift message was scrolled and played in the live broadcast room in red and bold fonts.

Among the many bullet screens, it is particularly eye-catching.

Xue Shen saw it at a glance, and replied: "A fixed-term imprisonment of more than ten years. If there are aggravating circumstances, it may be life sentence or death sentence."

Netizen A's forehead was covered with cold sweat, "Wow, what a big trough!"

Netizen A glanced at the drunken and unconscious girl beside him, quickly tied up his untied belt, put on his coat, turned around and left, still muttering: "Fortunately, fortunately, thanks to listening to Zhang San Teacher's live broadcast."

otherwise……

He will be sentenced to ten years in prison.

Teacher Zhang San is forever God! ! !

Netizen A wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, and gave Xue Shen a bouquet of roses*20.

System; [Ding!Dissuade netizens from illegal behaviors in the law-enhancing live broadcast*1, please continue to work hard! 】

System: [Main task completion: 1/3. 】

System: [Netizen worship value +20]

Xue Shen was overjoyed when he saw the task completion rate and worship value.

He began to tell his second story, "Zhang San took a dog for a walk in the park. When the dog saw Li Si, the dog rushed over and bit off three of Li Si's toes and swallowed them. Li Si was furious. , opened his bloody mouth and bit the dog to death. Excuse me, how to evaluate Li Si's behavior with the knowledge of criminal law?"

"Dog: I'm not a real person, but you, Li Si, are a real dog. 』

"This is dog eat dog?" ? ? 』

"Li Si opened his bloody mouth hahahahahaha xswl."

『Should it be...emergency escape? 』

"Yes, it's emergency avoidance, because dogs don't understand the law and cannot carry out illegal infringement."

Xue Shen paused, and changed the question: "Then, if Zhang San is walking a dog in the park, and when he sees Li Si, he instructs the dog to bite Li Si, and the dog bites off Li Si's nose in one bite. , Li Si bit off Zhang San’s ear in a fit of anger. Then this kind of behavior should not be evaluated as emergency avoidance, but should be evaluated as legitimate defense, because it is aimed at Zhang San’s illegal infringement.”

System: [Netizen Shock Value +30, Netizen Adoration Value +30]

Xue Shen took a sip from the water glass, tilted his head, and saw a [? 】.

Have a mission? ?

Xue Shen nodded quickly.

【Xie Huai, who repairs the computer, seems to be in trouble. He needs your help. Cue him to chat with him in the live broadcast room. 】

Xue Shen poked Xie Huai's arm and said with a smile, "Say hello to the fathers of netizens."

Xie Huai and Xue Shen are brothers in the upper and lower bunk beds. After being cueed, they immediately locked the screen of the phone, put it on the table, looked at the camera in a tacit understanding, and took over the topic.

"Hi everyone, I'm your brother from the lower bunk of Mr. Zhang San, Li Si. I also have a question for Mr. Zhang San."

"Okay, classmate Li Si, tell me."

Xie Huai cleared his throat, "Wang Wu took a strenuous dog for a walk in the park, but he didn't hold it. The dog flew out while dragging the leash. The leash tripped an old lady, and the old lady fell to the ground and injured herself. , how would you evaluate Wang Wu's behavior?"

"I will answer this question!" 』

"Fresh law test students rush to answer: Wang Wu does not constitute a crime, but he has to bear the no-fault liability for civil tort. 』

Xie Huai glanced at the bullet screen, heaved a sigh of relief, and asked again: "However, if the old lady fell to the ground and Wang Wu escaped and left the old lady dead, then may I ask... How would you evaluate Wang Wu's behavior?"

This time, there were all kinds of answers in the barrage, and they almost got into a fight because of one answer.

Xue Shen: "It constitutes the crime of negligence causing death."

System: ['Xie Huai' shock value +10 for repairing the computer]

Xie Huai grabbed Xue Shen's arm and asked him incredulously, "Is it really a crime?"

Xue Shen nodded.

Xie Huai's face changed slightly, he lost the sentence "I'll go out for a while", and hurried out.

After he walked out of the camera, he made a phone call immediately, and roared in a low voice: "Gu! You just walked the dog and didn't keep the leash on it, and you knocked down the old lady, hurry up and take her to the hospital!!"

He said something slowly on the phone.

Xie Huai was in a hurry: "Send it to the hospital quickly! If it really breaks and something happens, you will go to jail!!"

Only then did the female voice on the phone become serious, "Are you serious??"

"Nonsense!" Xie Huai cursed.

"I, I, I, I, I'm going!"

Xie Huai hung up the phone with a snap, leaned his limbs stiffly against the cold wall, and let out a long breath of relief.

Fortunately, Xue Shen reminded him!

In front of the camera in the live broadcast room, Xue Shen was just about to talk about the next topic when his mind moved——

System; [Ding!Dissuade netizens from illegal behaviors in the law-enhancing live broadcast*1, please continue to work hard! 】

System: [Main task completion: 2/3. 】

System: [Netizen Shock Value +30, Netizen Adoration Value +30]

Xue Shen just wanted to continue talking.

At this time, a netizen named [Why doesn't Xue Shen die] posted a series of bullet screens.

Why doesn't Xue Shen die: "Xue Shen, go to die!"It's hard to be a liar!Legal liar! ! 』

Why didn't Xue Shen die: "You are a lawyer, don't you start the live broadcast just to make money?" ? 』

Why didn't Xue Shen die: "Live streaming of law popularization?You tell netizens yourself, how much score do you get in the judicial examination, and you live broadcast the Cape Law here?Three keys for ten yuan, do you deserve them? 』

Why didn't Xue Shen die: "An ugly man!Garbage scum! ! 』

Netizens in the barrage liked Xue Shen very much, and when they saw this, they exploded instantly.

"Yo, who is upstairs, his breath smells worse than athlete's foot, buy some shoe polish for you to brush your teeth." 』

"Some people are like this. They are maggots and they have to think that the whole world is a big cesspool. 』

"Say Xue Shen is ugly?He looks better in ashes than you in makeup. 』

Why didn't Xue Shen die: "Then do you know that the anchor you are competing to maintain has more than 20 compulsory courses in college, and has failed more than a dozen of them?" 』

Why doesn't Xue Shen die: "There are pictures and the truth, open the link and see for yourself!" ! 』

Why didn't Xue Shen die: "Look carefully! 』

A netizen named [Why don't Xue Shen die] directly sent a link.

The link opens——

Inside, are the grades of all the required courses of Xue Shen during college.

There are 29 courses, 13 courses are followed by a red [failure and retake].

There is an orange [Small Hang Warning] on the back of the 9 courses.

In college, Xiaohang is another name for scores between 60-70.

In the picture of this link, there is the seal and anti-counterfeiting code of Xue Shen University, which cannot be fake.

The netizens in the live broadcast room fell silent.

The good impression of Xue Shen in my heart collapsed.

"A person with such poor grades came to popularize the law, isn't he really cheating people and making money?" 』

"Why do you feel like Dr. Zhai in the legal circle?" ? 』

"If you step on the test paper, you won't get a zero score, right? 』

"Who said no?Sprinkle a handful of rice on the paper, and the chicken is better than him. 』

『@薛沙, is this really your college transcript? 』

Xue Shen didn't refute, but nodded calmly, "It's my report card."

Why didn't Xue Shen die: "He admitted it himself!"What else can you say? ? 』

Xie Huai, not far away, saw Xue Shen being scolded bloody by the barrage, and his face turned black with anger, "You only know that Xue Shen failed his undergraduate course, but do you know that Xue Shen's four-year undergraduate , in order to make money for my younger brother’s education, earn money to treat my father with blood cancer, and do six or seven part-time jobs every day, and the money I earn is subsidized to my family..."

"Enough!" Xue Shen frowned and scolded, "Xie Huai, stop talking!!"

He doesn't like making excuses.

He did not get good grades during his undergraduate studies, but...

The corner of Xue Shen's lips twitched, and he looked at the netizen named [Why don't Xue Shen die] in the barrage, and asked with a graceful smile, "I heard that you think I'm a scumbag?"

Why didn't Xue Shen die: "Isn't it? 』

Xue Shen didn't refute either.

He took out his mobile phone and immediately logged into his alma mater's academic affairs system with his identity and ID as an alumnus.