Start with Dragon Pill, I catch fish and get rich

Chu Qiu gritted his teeth slightly, smiled, okay, I have a way to make you not laugh.

The next moment, the corner of Chu Qiu's mouth curled up, and he stood up abruptly, leaned over and pressed the armrests on both sides of the recliner, and stuck them up.

Big fish eat small fish!

Oh, to be precise, big mouth to small mouth!

"Well??"

Su Qing's eyes widened all of a sudden, as if she was frightened, she fell silent stupidly.

Her first kiss was taken away so unexpectedly?

The next moment, she suddenly realized that she was about to scream when she pushed Chu Qiu away.

The result was a snap.

Sakura's mouth was blocked again!

Su Qingya's eyes widened again, she was dumbfounded.

She...was kissed again!

Finally, after being dazed for a while, the two stared at each other closely, Su Qingya pushed Chu Qiu away again, her face was extremely red, she was ashamed and angrily said: "Chu Qiu, why..."

"Come on!"

There was no sound again.

Chu Qiu is a typical activist.

At this moment, time seemed to be stopped.

On the other hand, it doesn't look like a big deal.

Thanos and King Kong walked over directly, and sat next to the two of them, their dog eyes were wide open, and they watched with relish.

That's right, these two big dogs look like unscrupulous young people watching a romantic movie, showing expressions of relish.

The little Labrador also quickly noticed this scene, and ran over from the threshold of the main room, twisting his buttocks and groaning.

It's just that it hasn't seen what's going on yet, a furry paw is blocking its eyes.

Oh, to be exact, it was a monkey paw that blindfolded its eyes.

Now the scene is interesting.

Two big dogs and a monkey sat side by side, watching with relish, and beside the monkey was a little puppy whose eyes were covered, eager to break free from its claws.

Su Qingya's brain was starved of oxygen, and she became a little confused.

After Chu Qiu left her lips for a while, her eyes gradually woke up from the confusion.

Looking at Su Qingya's sober eyes, and her mouth seemed to scream again.

Chu Qiu put his index finger on his lips unhurriedly: "Shh, don't bark, unless you still want to be kissed..."

Su Qingya's face turned red all of a sudden.

Seeing Chu Qiu get cheap and act obediently, with a mean smile, she was really ashamed and anxious.

Want to be angry, but don't know where to start.

She thought about the reasons and ways to make herself angry, but in the end she couldn't really get angry.

And not only did she not show any anger, on the contrary, there was an inexplicable sense of sweetness and expectation in her heart.

God!

What happened to her, did she fall completely?

"Tsk tsk, it's so sweet."

Chu Qiu smacked his lips, and smiled, with a look of relish.

Seeing his appearance, Su Qingya immediately felt ashamed.

Just as he was about to turn his face away, he suddenly saw three inhuman creatures, looking at them meticulously and with relish.

"what!!"

Su Qingya was startled on the spot, sat up instinctively, put her arms around Chu Qiu's neck, and hung her whole body on it.

"Chu Qiu, it's a dog! A dog!"

"There is also a monkey, such a big monkey!"

Su Qingya was incoherent in her panic, and Chu Qiu was speechless after hearing it.

Damn it, it's a dog! ?

Became a dog in your mouth!

Chu Qiu smiled wryly and patted her on the back, "Okay, okay, don't be afraid, these two horse dogs and monkeys are raised by me, and they don't know how to bite people!"

In the end, it was fine if he didn't say anything, but when he did, Su Qingya hugged her even tighter.

The pride on You Qi's chest kept squeezing Chu Qiu's chest.

Chu Qiu immediately took a deep breath, what the hell, there are two heavens of ice and fire!

Terrible!

After comforting for a while, Su Qingya finally calmed down, and slowly got off Chu Qiu's neck.

Try watching Thanos and King Kong, and Sun Dasheng.

"Squeak..."

Sun Dasheng had a weird smile on his fluffy face, grinning and stretched out his hand to make a 'please' gesture.

That seems to say, you go ahead and leave me alone.

Su Qingya was startled immediately, this monkey can actually laugh? ?

But then, the monkey's next movements and gestures stunned her.

The monkey squeaked twice, gestured, and then with a malicious smile on his face, he clasped his two hands, stretched out two thumbs, hooked them together, and then slammed them together.

"Ah, rascal!"

After Su Qingya was stunned for a moment, she immediately came to her senses, blushed in disbelief and looked at Chu Qiu and said, "Chu Qiu, you scoundrel, even the monkey you raise is not serious."

As soon as the words fell, the monkey grinned again, and pulled Chuqiu's trouser legs with his hand.

Pointing to Su Qingya, then pointing to Chu Qiu, and then forming a circle with one hand, and stretching out a finger with the other hand, making a gesture of pounding inside.

Fuck!Nima...

Chu Qiu's face darkened immediately.

Even jumping into the Yellow River can't clean it up! !

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Chapter 153 A black pot fell from the sky

Lying down, Nima...

After the monkey made that shameful move, Chu Qiu's face turned dark.

He quickly looked at Su Qingya, and sure enough, he saw the latter's unimaginable and unbelievable expression.

Hey!

This time, even if you jump into the Yellow River, you won't be able to cleanse yourself.

Damn monkey, he must have gone to someone else's house to watch TV again!

"Chu Qiu, you!!"

"You are too obscene, too shameless, to teach a monkey to do this kind of action!"

Obviously, Su Qingya took it for granted that Chu Qiu must have taught the monkey such obscene movements.

Chu Qiu naturally quickly explained: "No, Qingya, you misunderstood, I really didn't teach this monkey."

"Still quibbling, you didn't teach it, so can it still learn without a teacher?"

Su Qingya spat, obviously not believing Chu Qiu: "Go away, get away from me quickly, you, you are too perverted!"

"I…"

Chu Qiu wanted to cry but had no tears, what the hell, it was a black pot that fell from the sky.

Damn flat monkey!

Chu Qiu turned to look at the monkey, stared at the monkey and said, "It's all your fault, next time you go to someone else's house to watch TV, be careful, I will recite the magic spell, it will hurt you to death!"

"Okay, what are you doing with a monkey, and you are still holding a curse, how old are you, and you are still so childish!"

Su Qingya looked at the golden hoop on the monkey's head, and stared at Chu Qiu speechlessly.

Chu Qiu opened his mouth, wanting to say that this is not the monkey in the zoo, but a criminal monkey with high IQ who is about to mature.

If you dare to take off the golden hoop for it, it will dare to ruin the vegetable field again and escape.

Thinking of this, Chu Qiu wisely stopped discussing the monkey with her, but kicked the monkey and said, "Go, get a basket, and go pick some small tomatoes in the vegetable field behind the house. Trampled."

When Su Qingya heard this, she couldn't tell whether to laugh or cry, "If you say you are childish, you really compete with monkeys."

"You asked a monkey to pick cherry tomatoes for you, but you just let it make soy sauce for you..."

But while talking, she suddenly discovered that the monkey had really taken down a small bamboo basket from the courtyard wall, and went to the back of the house surreptitiously.

Su Qingya froze with her mouth open.

"This... it can really understand what you say?"

Su Qingya looked at the back of the monkey leaving in disbelief, and then at Chu Qiu, really didn't know what to say.

And she also found out.

This monkey walked on two feet the whole time, just like a human.

But we all know that monkeys and orangutans are different. Orangutans can walk upright for a long time, but monkeys can't.

But the monkey in front of him has been walking upright on two legs.

Did this monkey evolve?

Chu Qiu smiled and said nothing, thinking that what surprised you was yet to come.

Sure enough, only a few minutes later, the monkey came back with the bamboo basket grinning.

Su Qingya quickly sat up from the recliner, and couldn't help raising her head.

In the end, she was surprised to find that the monkey had actually brought back half a basket of cherry tomatoes.

Su Qingya was terribly surprised, and immediately opened her mouth in disbelief.

"Oh my god, this monkey is too amazing, can it understand human speech?"

"It's incredible, it's so smart!"

Su Qingya was amazed again and again, feeling that this monkey was about to become mature.

Especially when she was talking, the monkey seemed to know that it was talking, and smiled at her with its teeth bared.

That's right!

Su Qingya didn't feel wrong at all, the monkey was just smiling.

Although the smile is ugly and funny, it is indeed a smile!

"It's called Sun Dasheng!"

Chu Qiu told Su Qingya its name, and then ordered: "Go and wash the little tomato..."

"you…"