i have a sword fairy

At this moment, Zhao Rong blinked, as if he didn't understand what she said, nodded his head to himself, and said clearly: "Okay, I'll go and bring another lady home to pay homage to her."

He also laughed out loud.

Half serious, half joking.

Because of the flirting and cursing between a young Confucian scholar and a woman with autumn eyes, a certain little fox demon bowed her head and pursed her mouth to eat. At this time, she heard Zhao Rong's probing words, her fox eyes lightened slightly, and then peeked at a certain woman with autumn eyes.

Concubine Zhao Ling took an annoyed look at this bad, juggling husband, and "adjusted" his sleeves with bare hands. In fact, she twisted the softer flesh on his arm, and she was reluctant to part with the harder flesh...

Concubine Zhao Ling tilted her head slightly, looking at him with her autumn eyes, "Dare you! Try it." Her voice was soft and crisp.

She raised her bare hand and raised her two fingers to make a sword, as if to frighten him.

Try and die?

Zhao Rong glanced at the smiling lady at the corner of her mouth, then at the sword pointed at her right hand, leaned back, blinked and swallowed, as if avoiding the lady's peerless sword.

Concubine Zhao Lingbi Qiongbi gave a soft "hum hum" twice, Zhao Rong smiled and did not continue to quarrel.

Zhao Xifu shook his head at this moment and said: "You fart, are you kidding me? I haven't seen Miss Zhao's sword before? Are you talking about the 'green plum' or the unlucky 'bamboo horse'? They don't look like that. Where is the supernatural power in terms of speed the fastest!"

He glared at Zhao Rong, "It's clearly talking nonsense."

Zhao Rong's focus was a bit biased, he frowned and said, "Have you seen it?"

At this time, Concubine Zhao Ling explained softly at the side: "The first time I went to the fast, I asked Senior Zhao to look at the 'green plum', and the second time I went to the fast...that is, this meal, Senior Zhao said it was like taking a look at the 'bamboo horse' '. Husband, although senior Zhao is unscrupulous in words and deeds, he has no malicious intentions, he... is also my senior brother, don't worry."

Zhao Rong frowned.

Zhao Xifu crossed his arms and interjected in amazement:

"It's not like I haven't seen a first-class sword before, but Miss Zhao's first-class sword is so bad. Tsk tsk, it's the first time I've seen it. It's different from being smashed by the enemy. The sword embryo still exists, and the spirituality is still there, but it is 'intact' and falls again and again until there is no way to fall... It is really rare, and that scene is really mysterious..."

Afterwards, he said something that Zhao Rong and the others couldn't understand, which seemed to be related to some kind of grand theory involving first-class swords.

Everyone at the table looked at each other in blank dismay, stunned for a moment.

Zhao Rong suddenly understood. He heard Fan Yushu say that there are many rules when eating in Xia Chong Zhai. For this meal, Zhao Xifu allowed Qing Jun to cook in person. It turned out that he proposed the condition of watching the sword... He sighed slightly .

After Zhao Xifu's words fell, Concubine Zhao Ling had a calm expression, leaned her body, gently leaned on the shoulder of her husband beside her, and called softly with a smile: "Senior Zhao." She shook her head.

The man in charge took a look at this proud girl of Taiqing Xiaoyao Mansion, who was calm and calm, and stopped talking, but still muttered "Is it really worth it?" "Oh, it's worth a fart for this kid"...

Zhao Rong pursed his lips, nodded suddenly and said, "Well, this bamboo horse of the lady is the fastest sword in the whole world. There is no... faster than it."

Zhao Xifu sneered, "Fart. It's all in that state, and the speed is probably faster than the turtle. I don't know why this girl is still caring for it. Wouldn't it be better to raise the 'green plum', not to mention wasting energy... ..."

"Xiao Zhao! You still say it." The man couldn't help his poisonous tongue, but was interrupted by Bingniang's stare, and he shrank his head.

Zhao Rong shook his head, "Does the turtle crawl? That's enough. It is the fastest sword in the world. None of the swords of other talented sword repairers can catch up with my bamboo horse."

He smiled, Concubine Zhao Ling who was beside her was taken aback for a moment, then turned to look at her husband's smiling side face.

Zhao Xifu felt that Zhao Rong was trying to insult his IQ, so he waved his hands impatiently, "Is it in your dream? It's okay, it's almost done, you just can't compete in person with these swords, and if you don't admit it, you're being silly, but You also told me to be believable, this bamboo horse probably can't run as fast as my Bingniang."

In fact, there seems to be a handle... Zhao Rong thought to himself.

Zhao Rong asked with a smile: "Which one does Shopkeeper Zhao think is the fastest sword in the world, let's compare?"

Zhao Xifu hugged his chest and squinted at Zhao Rong:

"Heh, let's just take the nearest one, Yili from that girl from the Southern Sect of Tai'a Jiange..."

Zhao Rong interrupted and corrected: "The nearest one is my bamboo horse." The serious look is very unbearable.

Zhao Xifu got angry and waved his hands, "Forget it, his grandma's, it's a fart, it's just nonsense, let your "bamboo horse" run ten more steps, a hundred steps, a thousand steps, and it will be surpassed overnight ...Stop messing around with you, and return the wine to Lao Tzu."

Zhao Rong thought for a while, then shook his head, "No, a chestnut will never catch up with a bamboo horse. So a bamboo horse is the fastest sword."

"fart!"

"Whether it's farting or not, we'll know after we've come to compare, how about this, according to what the shopkeeper said, let Yili let the bamboo horse take a hundred steps first, two swords to test the speed, and start a race, okay?"

Zhao Xifu nodded bored.Zhao Rong paused, then continued to laugh:

"Obviously, a chestnut can't surpass the bamboo horse overnight, not only overnight, but also for two days, three days, and countless days later, a chestnut can't catch up with the bamboo horse, and can only honestly follow behind the bamboo horse and eat ashes. .”

A firm tone.

Everyone was amazed, even the quiet Li Xueyou couldn't help but look up, looking curiously at the young Confucian scholar who spoke so clearly.

The shy girl put one hand in her sleeve and held down the small purse that her sister gave her.

The embroidered purse was bulging under her slender hands, as if it was about to be opened at any moment.

A certain sword that was sent across a continent to the ends of the earth, wished to break free from the panic of the little master, jump out and kill a provocative young scholar who looked down on 'sword'... and draw a hundred more around his head circle.

Zhao Rong didn't realize that he was playing with fire, even if he knew he would just laugh it off.

Right now, he looked puzzled, and shrugged his shoulders to look at the disaffected Zhao Xifu and the curious crowd: "Isn't this obvious, how to catch up? Don't you all know?"

Zhao Rong said directly:

"Yi Li let the bamboo horse go a hundred steps first, and then it set off to catch up with the bamboo horse. When Yi Li flew to a distance of one hundred steps, the bamboo horse must have flown another distance while Yi Li was running. , For example, this distance is said to be ten steps. At this moment, Yili is 110 steps away from the starting point, and Zhuma is [-] steps away from the starting point.

"Next, in order to catch up with the bamboo horse, Yili will continue to move forward and run another ten steps. During this period of time, the bamboo horse must have run a certain distance, such as one step, and is still ahead of Yili. .

"In order to catch up with the bamboo horse, Yili continued to fly forward, flying one step away. During this time, the bamboo horse continued to move forward, and advanced another half step. Yili continued to chase for half a step, and during this time, the bamboo horse continued to move forward for another half step. It's been a while..."

Zhao Rong paused, because there was no sound in the hall, he smiled at Zhao Xifu and the people who opened their eyes:

"Yili can only keep chasing my bamboo horse, how can he surpass it? Which of the two is faster and which is slower, do I need to say more?"

"..." Zhao Xifu.

"……"other people.

The famous Southern Xiaoyaozhou Neng's sword that can travel to the North Sea and the dark Cangwu', after a hundred steps, can't catch up with a sword that has fallen to the bottom. How is this possible! ?

It's just that even if they couldn't believe the conclusion they came to, the logic was almost impeccable, and they couldn't help opening their eyes.

Could it be that during this process, the bamboo horse secretly accelerated!So keep at the front, why can't Yili catch up with it?

So... the bamboo horse is really the fastest sword?

Many people on the field were secretly surprised.

"Well, let's put it this way... One thing to say, it is indeed Sister Zhao's sword that is the fastest." Su Xiaoxiao, who lowered her head and moved her ten little fingers back and forth, raised her little head, nodded affirmatively, and said something very fair.

Zhu Yourong and Yu Huaijin, the master and apprentice, looked at each other, feeling something was wrong, but they couldn't fault it, "This..."

Concubine Zhao Ling's autumn eyes widened, and she took Zhao Rong's hand, "Is...is it so powerful?"

Hey, her bamboo horse sword is so powerful, why doesn't she know.

Zhao Rong smiled and nodded at the silly lady, "Of course my Qingjun is the most powerful."

Concubine Zhao Ling's pretty face flushed red, her skin that was originally fair and snowy, seemed to have a layer of natural rouge floating out, very beautiful and attractive.

Li Xueyou stared blankly at Zhao Rong, who was understating it, the purse in her sleeve had stopped agitating, and the inexplicably lowered spirituality overflowed, and it seemed that someone couldn't fix it, and fell into the "sword" thinking about life.

Everyone reacted differently, and Zhao Xifu's expression was even more exciting...

Not long after, he wiped his face vigorously, and then, Zhao Xifu looked at Zhao Rong expressionlessly:

"Why." One word at a time.

This cynical and cynical shopkeeper looked more focused and serious than ever before, a look that Zhao Rong, Zhao Lingfei and others had never seen before.

Zhao Rong, who threw out the 'paradox of not being able to catch up with the turtle', lowered his eyes and did not speak. He leisurely poured a glass of Bingniang wine, and handed it to Zhu Yourong who was also staring at him in the counterclockwise order of the seats. .

Under the eyes of the audience, the movements were slow and orderly.

Zhu Yourong didn't go to see the wine, but looked at Zhao Rong without blinking, as if he was also waiting for the answer to this question.

Yu Huaijin, who was next to her, put down the bowl and chopsticks, sat straight at the table, dipped his fingers in some water, focused his attention, and drew something stroke by stroke...

"A bamboo horse cannot be faster than a chestnut."

Zhao Xifu, with a shaggy beard, had a very serious tone, paused, then shook his head slowly:

"If this is the case, my sword will never be able to catch up with the bamboo horse, not only my sword, but the Tai'a of the Tai'a Jiange, the swords of the two great emperors who used swords to prove the Tao in the history of the Xuanhuang human race, and even the coexistence of thousands of peoples in the ancient times. Even the swords of the ancient sword emperors born in the era can't catch up with it!"

The man behind the shopkeeper's voice faded away, and he murmured and looked around: "All the swords in the world, from ancient times to the present, can never catch up with Zhao girl's bamboo horse, they can only get closer..." He looked at the dark night outside the door, " forever……"

Zhao Rong nodded lightly, and joked: "Well, I really can't catch up. As I said just now, the fastest sword in the world is Qingjun's bamboo horse."

While he was saying this, the thoughts in his heart were churning like waves, quickly thinking about a certain sentence that Zhao Xifu had just said.

It has been nearly 9 years since the human race ascended to the top of the Xuanhuang Realm, and eight great emperors have been born. Zhao Rong knows this, but among these eight great emperors, apart from the second-generation great Jiang Taiqing who is famous for later generations, there is actually a second sword emperor. ?

Who is he or she?Why have I never heard of a poisonous sword spirit who likes to mutter about the way of the sword...

Chapter 441 It's Fast, But Not Completely Fast

Zhao Rong was curious at the moment, and wanted to ask Gui about the second Sword Emperor.

It's just that after thinking about it, he did it. Since he broke the mirror that night and woke up in Dali, he talked less.

Zhao Rong had a busy day at the academy today, except for teasing Zhao Rong in the morning, he didn't make much noise, and after he entered Xia Chongzhai at night, Gui even made no sound.

Thinking about asking it after returning to Dali at night, Zhao Rong temporarily held back.

"why."

Zhao Xifu spoke to Zhao Rong for the second time tonight.

Serious tone.

Zhao Rong glanced at him, continued to shake his head, shrugged and said casually: "I don't know either. Well, I saw a similar statement in a certain book that you ask me now that I must not remember. It's very interesting. .”

Although he said so, his tone was sincere, but he couldn't hide the smile on his face.

Can't help laughing, it seems to be some kind of bad taste.

"..." Everyone was stunned, and couldn't help but look at his expression. Obviously, even Su Xiaoxiao, who was the most stupid in Zhao Rong's mouth, could see that he was lying. This guy obviously didn't say anything on purpose. have no idea?

Very bad.

Zhao Xifu looked at this brat he had just met tonight, at first he thought that Miss Zhao was not only extremely handsome, but also very good in every way.

It's just that the eyes are not very good. For example, he actually fell in love with this kind of kid, and sacrificed to him a first-class sword that the world's sword cultivators dream of. Do you think that God has given too many natal swords...

Until now, the shopkeeper suddenly found out that he was wrong... Miss Zhao is clearly blind.

Zhao Xifu suddenly felt a little itchy.

He looked at Zhao Rong for a while, and said deliberately: "Well, you said it the fastest, but I don't think so."

Zhao Rong joked: "It's not the fastest, so why do you swords that are 'Journeying to the North Sea, Dawn and Cangwu' only give up a hundred steps, and can't catch up with the bamboo horse?"

Zhao Xifu curled his lips, determined, "If you can't catch up, the speed of the two swords may be the same. Who said that a chestnut must be slower than a bamboo horse?"

Zhao Rong nodded unexpectedly, and praised, "That's true, that's right, the shopkeeper has a lot of knowledge, so I know that with Zhao's wisdom, I can't hide it from you..."

This burst of flattery made the corner of Zhao Xifu's mouth twitch, and the more he heard it, the more strange it became.

Sure enough, in the next second, Zhao Rong's words changed slightly:

"Well, imagine if the speed of the two swords is the same, then of course they can't catch up. Moreover, in this case, the distance between the two swords will of course remain the same, right... Cough cough."

Zhao Xifu's eyebrows couldn't help getting together again.

Because under the warm reminder of someone, he had to face the question that made him uneasy again:

That's right, if Yili and Zhuma's speed were the same, then of course they would keep a certain distance, but in reality——Yili pulled the distance closer and closer.

So a chestnut is faster?

However, Yili can't cross the last distance no matter what, because it needs a little time to advance "this distance", and the bamboo horse will also advance a little distance within this time.

Ichikuri could only get infinitely close to the bamboo horse running ahead, but could not catch up with it.

In other words, as long as the original distance between Yili and Zhuma can be divided infinitely, and each divided distance needs some time to catch up, then the distance that can be infinitely divided will take infinite time to catch up.

It's weird, even though the distance is getting closer, the faster ones can't catch up with the ones in front.

So one chestnut is...

Fast, but not quite fast?

Or is it that in the process of chasing, the bamboo horse will secretly speed up every time it is approached, so it is really the fastest sword, so it can keep Yili behind?

Restlessness comes from the unknown being out of control.

Zhao Xifu has not experienced this feeling for a long time. For him, he has long been calm about most things on the mountain, even when he first and last stepped into Xiachongzhai in Jingwa Lane 6000 years ago. That's all.