He laughed and said: "Your sect's magical skills are extremely profound, I admire you so much, and I ask the Great Immortal to enlighten me a little bit."
As soon as the man heard Mo Xuan calling him a "great immortal", he suddenly became flustered and said, "You are not from this sect, so naturally I cannot teach you the mysteries of these magical arts, but I can still explain some simple truths, the most important thing is naturally Treating Master as a god, the old man farts..."
Mo Xuan preemptively said: "If you want to say that the coming of the god of thunder is earth-shattering?"
The man shook his head and said, "Master likes to seek truth from facts, and doesn't like these nonsense. If you want to say that his farts are delicious, and you should treat them as treasures, inhale loudly and exhale softly. This is a basic exercise, and it's not complicated. Just keep in mind the four characters of obliterating conscience, and the rest is not bad."
Mo Xuan nodded again and again: "It's really listening to what you say, like listening to what you say, it's so exquisite!"
Turning his head, he winked at Huang Rong and said, "See, what kind of treatment is this Master?"
Huang Rong crossed Xiao Man's waist and said, "Okay, if you like, I can also blow it to you every day!"
Mo Xuan: Is there such a good thing?
Chapter 133 Three Smiles Xiaoyao San VS Hanxiao Half-step Crazy
Ding Chunqiu said impatiently: "Stop rambling, step back, don't hinder me from recruiting disciples."
Huang Rong said: "I'm sorry, we do not welcome people from the Xingxiu School at Yuelai Inn, please choose another place."
Ding Chunqiu's complexion suddenly darkened.
Seeing this, Zhai Xingzi hurriedly said: "Bold Mei Chaofeng, don't think that your master is Huang Laoxie, our Xingxiu old fairy will be afraid of you!"
Ding Chunqiu said: "If you are sensible, get out of the way quickly, otherwise, if I am in a bad mood, old fairy, I will burn your Yuelai Inn to the ground!"
Mo Xuan knew that being a boss was difficult, but he didn't expect it to be so difficult.
It was just after the store was put down that it encountered such a rascal.
If this is the previous life, a proper 110 plus 12345 package.
But here, only strength can speak.
Logically speaking, Ding Chunqiu recruited disciples at the entrance of his Yuelai Inn, it was nothing.
But Mo Xuan wanted to turn the Yuelai Inn into a safe haven. Any person in the world, regardless of their martial arts or power, as long as they stepped into the door of the Yuelai Inn, their personal safety could be guaranteed.
In addition, anyone, whether they are high-ranking officials or martial arts masters, as long as they enter the Yuelai Inn, they must follow Mo Xuan's rules, and they must not go beyond the rules.
In order to do this, in addition to the strength must be excellent, you also need to find someone to stand up.
The person you are looking for should not be too weak, so there is no deterrent effect.
Of course, it can't be too strong, you can't beat it.
People like Ding Chunqiu are just right.
Mo Xuan spread his hands: "So there is nothing to talk about?"
Ding Chunqiu sneered and said: "Boy, I advise you not to be ignorant of what is good or bad, the number of people who have died at my hands is countless, one more than you is not too many, one less than you is quite a lot!"
Mo Xuandao: "Coincidentally, many people died at my hands, and they are all waiting for you on Huangquan Road."
Ding Chunqiu smiled instead of anger: "The younger generation is eloquent, but I don't know if you have the strength?"
While speaking, with a flick of the sleeve of his left hand, a bit of green phosphorous fire shot towards Mo Xuan, really faster than a meteor.
Mo Xuan was caught off guard, and was burned by the phosphorous fire. A corner of his robe was on fire, and the fire seemed to be getting hotter and hotter.
All of Ding ChunQiu's disciples chanted loudly in unison: "Master made a little plan, and you will be burned like a roasted pig, why don't you kneel down and surrender!"
"Master is invincible and invincible, kill all the chickens and dogs in the Central Plains!"
"Master's miraculous skills are unrivaled in the world, what North Qiaofeng South Murong, what Central Plains Five Uniques, come one to kill one, come two to kill one pair!"
Mo Xuan couldn't take it anymore.
It's not about the phosphorous fire on his body.
It's the ass of these guys.
How did such shameful words come out of human mouths?
My toes are almost digging out a two-bedroom and one-living room.
"Master, are you alright?" Huang Rong exclaimed from the side.
Mo Xuan circulated Beiming Zhenqi and transformed a small part of it into Xuanming Zhenqi.
Xuan Ming's zhenqi was extremely cold, and he extinguished the open fire on his body almost instantly.
"Huh? I can't see that you are still a master, no wonder you dare to talk to me like that." Ding Chunqiu narrowed his eyes and said.
Mo Xuan shrugged and said indifferently: "Everyone is a decent person, I don't want to kill you, if blood is sprayed on the door of my inn, wouldn't the guests be scared to death?
For the sake of the audience around us, how about our civilization? "
Ding Chunqiu tentatively said: "How do you want to fight?"
"Wen Dou!"
"Wen Dou?" Ding ChunQiu was full of doubts, "I've been in the rivers and lakes for decades, but I haven't heard of a martial arts contest. You can tell me."
Mo Xuandao: "I heard that old monster Ding... no, old fairy, you are good at using poison, and Sanxiao Xiaoyao Powder is the strongest poison that everyone in the martial arts world turns pale upon hearing about it."
Zhai Xingzi laughed at the side and said, "For you to know the goods, Master's Sanxiao Xiaoyao San is extremely poisonous. It is made of poisonous snakes, scorpions, centipedes, poisonous toads, and poisonous spiders. After being hit by Sanxiao Xiaoyao San, you can't know it." Makes a strange laugh, and dies instantly after three laughs."
Mo Xuandao: "Is this a coincidence? Boy, I happen to be good at using poison, and I recently developed a new poison called 'Smiling half-step epilepsy'.
This Michelle Banbudian is made from honey, Chuanbei, Platycodon grandiflorum, and Tianshan snow lotus. It does not need to be refrigerated and has no preservatives. In addition to being highly toxic, it tastes delicious.
Friends who have eaten the "Han Xiao half step", as the name suggests, must not walk half a step, or smile, otherwise the whole body will explode and die.It is really a must-have medicine for traveling at home and killing people. "
Ding Chunqiu: "Is there really such a miraculous poison?"
Zhai Xingzi whispered from the side: "Master, he must have lied to you. How could he use honey Chuanbei as poison?"
Ding Chunqiu suddenly said: "Stinky boy, my poison is called Sanxiao Xiaoyaosan, you just have to smile half-step crazy, and deliberately make fun of me, right? How do you compare? I will accompany you today, old fairy!"
Mo Xuandao: "It's very simple, you and I each take a elixir and give it to the other party, whoever can survive will be the winner, how about it, dare you?"
Without knowing it, all the disciples shouted inwardly: "Old Immortal Xingxiu, with boundless magic power, he is invincible in all attacks and invincible in battle."
"Old Immortal Xingxiu, who drives the Central Plains, has great supernatural powers and boundless mana."
"Xingxiu old fairy, with boundless magic power, immortal blessings will last forever, and his life will be as long as the sky."
Mo Xuan even had some doubts, did these Xingxiu disciples want their master to die soon?
But he is not a member of the Xingxiu School, so it is not easy to speculate.
Ding Chunqiu thought for a while, probably because under the watchful eyes of all the disciples and the surrounding crowd, if he didn't agree, he would feel a little bit unable to get off the stage.
"it is good!"
Ding ChunQiu took out a small porcelain bottle from the sleeve of his robe.
"you first."
Mo Xuan took the porcelain bottle, took out a Sanxiao Xiaoyao San and swallowed it without saying a word.
Backhanded, he took out the Three Corpse Brain God Pill obtained from Dongfang Bubai from the inventory and handed it to Ding Chunqiu.
Then he stared into his eyes and said: "With so many people watching, I believe the old fairy Xingxiu won't break his promise, right?"
Ding Chunqiu's face was cloudy and uncertain, he changed several times, and finally swallowed the elixir.
Seeing him swallowing the Three Corpse Brain Pill, Mo Xuan revealed an imperceptible smile.
"Hurry up, take out all the antidote elixir." Ding Chunqiu said anxiously to Zhai Xingzi.
Mo Xuan watched quietly from the side as he almost rushed to the doctor and stuffed all kinds of antidote pills into his mouth.
He crossed his arms across his chest, as if looking at something that had nothing to do with him.
"Old Immortal, you are sure you can cure my half-step madness with a smile if you eat pills like this?"
Zhai Xingzi snorted coldly: "Master has a clever plan to cure your half-step madness with a smile, you should worry about yourself."
"Haha, as long as you Xingxiu School's Sanxiao Xiaoyaosan, I can't help you!"
Zhai Xingzi said: "You have already laughed twice, if you laugh again, your death will come!"
Chapter 134 Subduing Ding Chunqiu, meeting Huang Yaoshi for the first time
Mo Xuan pretended to be afraid and said: "Yeah, I'll die if I laugh one more time, but I have a question I've always wanted to ask, that is, if I don't laugh all the time, will I never die?"
The corner of Zhai Xingzi's mouth twitched, but he didn't know how to refute.
"By the way," Mo Xuan reminded, "As the name suggests, my smiling half-step mania means that I can't take half a step. If I take half a step, I will die immediately."
Zhai Xingzi asked in a trembling voice: "Then... Is it okay to jump and walk?"
Mo Xuan: "Hey, I didn't expect you to be quite clever, of course you can jump and walk."
Zhai Xingzi supported Ding Chunqiu obsequiously: "Master, I will help you dance."
"Jump on your head!" Ding Chunqiu threw off Zhai Xingzi and walked forward with his legs.
But just before he took half a step, a strange feeling exploded in his head.
The itching was unbearable, as if there were thousands of ants crawling and biting in the brain.
"Ahhh! Give me the antidote, the antidote!"
Ding Chunqiu fell to the ground, rolling around with his head in his arms, snot and tears streaming down his face.
With such a tragic situation, how can he still look like the omnipotent old fairy that the disciples of the Xingxiu Sect said?
So they were also dumbfounded, looking at each other and not knowing what to do.
Speaking lines?
It seems inappropriate, right?
Scold Mo Xuan?
Isn't this slapping my master in the face?
"Hahaha, you old monster really doesn't listen to advice, didn't you tell you not to go for half a step? Look, is the poison gone?"
Zhai Xingzi said: "What are you still doing in a daze, why don't you quickly give my master the antidote?"
Ding Chunqiu: "Aw... Aw..."
Huang Rong said triumphantly from the side: "Does this mean that Old Freak Ding has surrendered?"
Zhai Xingzi said: "Master is omnipotent in heaven and earth, he is invincible in all attacks, how can he lose?"
Snapped!
Ding Chunqiu slapped him on the back of the head.
Zhai Xingzi hurriedly said: "Loss lose... We admit defeat, please give me an antidote!"
Mo Xuan took out the antidote of the Three Corpse Brain God Pill and handed it to him.
And said: "The antidote of the Three Corpse Brain God Pill is only for one year. If you don't take my antidote today next year, you will immediately become a zombie."
"By the way..." Mo Xuan squatted in front of Ding Chunqiu, "I'm more loyal, but my heart is also small. If someone makes me unhappy, or doesn't do things according to my wishes, I will not do anything. I'm happy, maybe I won't give him the antidote.
Not only will no antidote be given, but I will also play disco on his grave. "
Ding Chunqiu took the antidote and immediately felt much better.
"Little friend Mo... No, Immortal Master Mo, after taking the Immortal Master's Brain God Pill, the little one is determined to obey the immortal master forever... From now on, the little one will always be loyal to the immortal master..."
As soon as these words came out, all the disciples of the Xingxiu School and the melon eaters immediately exploded.
"Master...why did he say that?"
"There is someone who uses poison more powerfully than Master?"
"Impossible, it's just that the poison on that guy's body hasn't yet flared up. Once it flares up, he'll turn around and ask Master for an antidote."
"Then do we still shout slogans?"
"I think we can wait and see the situation before we talk..."
……
"Damn it... Mo Xuan is too awesome, he can make Ding Chunqiu die?"
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