Chapter 175 I Will Marry You Within Five Days
Facing Wu Zetian's "gentle" call, Lin Yu stood still.
Wu Zetian urged: "I have finished listening to the music, and I have tasted the barbecue. Come and serve me quickly."
Lin Yu showed a smile: "the queen, I can't go to bed tonight!"
Wu Zetian was taken aback: "Why?"
Lin Yu said: "It takes seven days to have sex with a man after eating 'Roasted Beef with Secret Sauce'."
Wu Zetian's Liu Mei frowned slightly, puzzled.
Lin Yu said flickeringly: "Niu Huanxi can nourish yin and nourish the skin, and the curative effect can be fully exerted within seven days! During this period, if you have intercourse with a man, the curative effect will be destroyed, and the success will fall short!"
Wu Zetian nodded: "It turns out that there are so many particulars... However, seven days is too long..."
Lin Yu said: "Be patient for seven days, don't waste Jingui's Niu Huanxi."
Wu Zetian stared at Lin Yu. Although she was furious, she remained rational.
A strong woman who is nearly 60 years old, attaches great importance to her appearance, and has to control her thoughts of courtship at this moment.
Lin Yu continued to fool around: "in these seven days, don't work hard, don't drink alcohol, take a lot of rest, and ensure sleep. After seven days, the effect will be obvious!"
Wu Zetian nodded again, believing it to be true.
Lin Yu secretly laughed, seven days later, I have already traveled back to the real world!
Immediately afterwards, Lin Yu resigned and left Dengchun Pavilion.
Ding!The system starts!
【Congratulations, master!Complete the third requirement of this "Emperor Series" mission!Reward 6000 barbecue points]
[Remind the master!Release the fourth requirement of this task! 】
[Within five days, you must marry Shangguan Wan'er and hold a grand outdoor barbecue wedding! 】
[If the task is successful, 8000 barbecue points will be rewarded; if the task fails, 16000 points will be deducted! 】
After hearing this, Lin Yu almost cursed!
Fuck, this mission request is so fucking bloody!
Princess Taiping is looking forward to it eagerly, hoping that Wu Zetian will grant marriage by imperial decree and order Lin Yu to be her son-in-law.
At the crucial point, "The Barbecue System of Ten Thousand Worlds" came out, and Lin Yu was asked to marry Shangguan Wan'er within five days.
In this way, Princess Taiping cannot get the man she dreams of, and Wu Zetian cannot get her hands on Lin Yu.
Just when Lin Yu was in a daze, Princess Taiping and Shangguan Wan'er came to him lightly.
Princess Taiping said: "Mr. Lin, you are so amazing. You really rejected your mother and retreated!"
Her tone was full of surprise and somewhat ambiguous.
According to the agreement, as long as Lin Yu refuses to serve Wu Zetian, Princess Taiping and Shangguan Wan'er will serve Lin Yu.
Shangguan Wan'er smiled and said, "Young Master Lin, please follow the princess back to the palace."
Lin Yu said, "OK, let's go back to the bedroom together."
Shangguan Wan'er hurriedly took a step back: "How can I be qualified to be with the princess..."
Lin Yu deliberately asked, "Wan'er, have you repented?"
Shangguan Wan'er bowed her head and did not answer.
It was very common in the Tang Dynasty for two women to serve one husband together.
However, how dare Shangguan Wan'er share the rain and dew with Princess Taiping?
Lin Yu said loudly: "To be a person, you must be honest, and you must not go back on your word."
Princess Taiping raised her beautiful eyebrows: "In the palace, I have the final say! What can you do to me if you go back on your word?"
Lin Yushi: "Why, do you want the overlord to fight hard?"
Princess Taiping giggled: "A twisted melon is not sweet, how could I force you? Wan'er withdrew on her own initiative, you can't force her, right?"
Lin Yu said: "Wan'er doesn't dare to compete with you, it doesn't mean she is worse than you! I just want her to sleep with you!"
"You..." Princess Taiping burst into anger.
Lin Yu took the opportunity to say: "Not only will I let Wan'er sleep with me, but I will also marry her as my wife!"
"What?" Princess Taiping's eyes widened, "You...you want to marry Wan'er..."
Lin Yu said: "That's right! I won't marry you, only Wan'er!"
Princess Taiping was stunned, and Shangguan Wan'er was also shocked!
Lin Yu said: "Within five days, Wan'er and I got married, and held a barbecue wedding outdoors, and invited important people from Luoyang City to participate, witnessing the love between Wan'er and me!"
Shangguan Wan'er hurriedly said, "Mr. Lin, are you confused? Or are you joking?"
Lin Yu said: "My mind is very clear, I will never joke!"
Shangguan Wan'er asked: "Why...why did you marry me?"
Lin Yu said: "You haven't married yet. After you serve me, you become my wife. Therefore, I must marry you!"
The reason is very good, and it is also in line with Shangguan Wan'er's wishes.
However, Princess Taiping has coveted Lin Yu for a long time, who would dare to snatch her food?
Shangguan Wan'er hurriedly said: "Mr. Lin, as I said just now, I won't sleep with you tonight..."
Lin Yu said: "The promise cannot be changed. Even if I don't go to bed tonight, I will marry you!"
Princess Taiping raised her eyebrows with anger: "You...you are more domineering than me!"
Shangguan Wan'er persuaded: "Young master Lin, don't be arrogant, you can't deliberately marry me just to reject the princess!"
Lin Yu said: "I admire women with both talents and talents very much. You are the most beautiful female official in the Tang Dynasty and the confidant of the Queen of Heaven. I fell in love with you at first sight, can't you?"
In an instant, Shangguan Wan'er's face turned slightly red.
Princess Taiping said angrily: "Lin Yu! You are so whimsical! The queen mother likes you, and I like you too. How could Wan'er be willing to marry you!"
In the whole world, which woman would dare to rob men from Wu Zetian and Princess Taiping?
Lin Yu knows very well that it is difficult to marry Shangguan Wan'er, and it is even more difficult to hold a wedding.
But there is no other way but to bite the bullet and fight for it.
Lin Yu smiled and asked, "What if Wan'er is willing to marry me?"
Princess Taiping looked directly at Shangguan Wan'er: "Are you willing?"
Shangguan Wan'er shook her head tactfully: "I don't want to!"
Princess Taiping said: "Lin Yu, you heard me, don't try to play tricks, just go back to the bedroom with me obediently, the queen mother will issue an edict tomorrow to cancel my marriage with Xue Shao, and order you to marry me!"
Lin Yu sneered: "you are too blindly confident! Let's wait and see tomorrow!"
After speaking, Lin Yu turned and left.
Princess Taiping yelled: "Lin Yu! Stop! Stay with me!"
Lin Yu ignored it and disappeared into the night...
Back at the residence, Zhao Yinger and Di Lina hurriedly inquired about the situation of entering the palace.
Lin Yu succinctly described how he dealt with Wu Zetian.
Zhao Yinger's face flushed after hearing this: "I never expected that you actually roasted a cow... Niu Huanxi..."
Lin Yu's thick eyebrows slightly raised: "have you eaten?"
Zhao Yinger's face turned redder: "I haven't eaten..."
Lin Yu immediately took out the grill and placed it in the hall.
Dilina asked, "What are you doing?"
Lin Yu said: "Grill two skewers of beef, Huanxi, let you two satisfy your hunger!"
Di Lina's face was even brighter than Zhao Yinger's: "You...you're so annoying...I won't eat it..."
Lin Yu ridiculed: "If you two don't eat such awesome barbecue food, I'm sorry for your stomach, and even more sorry for the title of "left and right female guardian" of the barbecue group!"
With that said, Lin Yu took out two pieces of Niu Huanxi from the food box, threaded them on bamboo sticks, and placed them on the grill.
"Happy Roasted Cow with Secret Sauce, which concentrates the essence of heifer, can be called a wonderful flower in barbecue food!"
"Even Empress Wu Zetian of a generation is full of praise, how can you two not taste it?"
Zhao Yinger and Di Lina were both helpless and curious, so they had to stand in front of the barbecue pit and admire Niu Huanxi's gorgeous transformation under the high temperature of the charcoal fire...
Suddenly, Zhao Meiqi came over and asked with a smile: "It's so late, do you guys have supper?"
Lin Yu said: "Niu Huanxi, have you eaten?"
Zhao Meiqi was taken aback, and replied calmly: "I have eaten fried beef Huanxi, it tastes good."
Lin Yu opened the food box again, took out a piece of Niu Huanxi, and put it on the grill.
"You have a good fortune tonight, let's taste the joy of roasting beef with secret sauce."
Zhao Meiqi was not reserved either: "Okay, I'm very interested."
Lin Yu said: "Look, this is the hero among women, free and easy."
Seeing Zhao Meiqi's generosity, Zhao Yinger and Di Lina are no longer restrained.
Lin Yu turned over and roasted three skewers of beef for joy, and said: "There is another good news to tell you!"
Zhao Yinger hurriedly asked: "What good news? Tell me quickly!"
Lin Yu said: "Within five days, I must marry Shangguan Wan'er! And hold a grand outdoor barbecue wedding!"
In an instant, Zhao Yinger, Di Lina and Zhao Meiqi were dumbfounded!
Lin Yu said: "The task is very difficult. Please help me think of a way, how to deal with Princess Taiping and Wu Zetian, and let them agree to marry Shangguan Wan'er to me!"
Zhao Yinger immediately yelled: "Lin Yu! You are crazy! This is an impossible task!"
Di Lina said: "Princess Taiping would rather regret her marriage and marry you, but Wu Zetian is still trying to spoil you! How could they give in to Shangguan Wan'er?"
Zhao Yinger said: "Even if Wu Zetian and Princess Taiping agree, Shangguan Wan'er is not stupid, so she would never agree!"
Lin Yu dipped a brush in the secret juice and smeared Niu Huanxi.
He said: "I know it's extremely difficult, so I discussed it with you. I hope you will come up with an awesome solution after eating awesome barbecue!"
Zhao Yinger rolled her eyes: "Hmph! You want to be the husband of a female prime minister, but it's hard to get to the sky, so give up now."
Di Lina reminded: "Yinger, now is not the time to be jealous, calm down and help Lin Yu make suggestions."
"I...I..." Zhao Yinger blushed again, "I'm not jealous..."
Zhao Meiqi frowned slightly: "I have a coup."
Lin Yu hurriedly said: "Woman, please tell me!"
Zhao Meiqi said: "It's very simple, kill Princess Taiping!"
Lin Yu said: "No! Princess Taiping is dead, and the whole country mourns. How can we hold a grand wedding?"
Di Lina shook her head: "You can't kill Princess Taiping. If she dies, Wu Zetian will have less resistance and be more determined to favor Lin Yu!"
Zhao Meiqi's eyes showed a fierce look: "Let's kill Wu Zetian together!"
Lin Yu said: "Woman, don't always think about killing people, use some wisdom."
Zhao Meiqi said: "Wu Zetian and Princess Taiping are not dead, Shangguan Wan'er is [-]% afraid to marry you! This matter cannot be solved with wisdom, only by force!"
Zhao Ying'er sighed: "Alas... Tang Gaozong Li Zhi was seriously ill and could not control Wu Zetian, which caused her to monopolize the power and act recklessly!"
Suddenly, Di Lina snapped her fingers: "I have a good idea!"
Chapter 176 Roasted Deer Whip with Pepper
Lin Yu hurriedly asked, "what's the best way?"
Di Lina said: "If you can treat Tang Gaozong's illness in time, you can let him marry you and marry Shangguan Wan'er to you!"
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