Lin Yu said: "This task is equivalent to taking Wei Xiaobao's aura as the protagonist!"
[Yes!Master must replace Wei Xiaobao and become Kangxi's confidant!Of course, you can also make friends with Wei Xiaobao and let Wei Xiaobao assist you in completing tasks! 】
Lin Yu said: "How could Wei Xiaobao, played by Master Xing, be willing to be a supporting role? I guess, he will deal with me instead and become my enemy!"
[Master, please make a decision by yourself!Remember, Wei Xiaobao must not be killed by someone! 】
Lin Yu hurriedly asked, "Where are Zhao Yinger and Di Lina?"
[The two of them have other tasks, and I will meet you later! 】
Lin Yu asked again: "Sun Yunlei, Zhao Meiqi and Zhao Tianhai also traveled through "The Deer and Ding Tale", right?"
[Master, don't worry, please wait patiently! 】
Lin Yuxin said that I have watched Master Xing's "The Deer and Ding Tale" at least ten times, and I am very familiar with the plot of the play.
Therefore, it is basically not a problem to seize Wei Xiaobao's aura as the protagonist.
Unless the plot changes and there is an accident.
Lin Yu decided to surrender to Princess Jianning before Wei Xiaobao, otherwise Wei Xiaobao would become Princess Jianning's male favourite.
After all, in the movie version of "The Deer and Ding Tale", Princess Jianning plays a lot of roles, and she plays the role of threading the needle.
Immediately afterwards, he used barbecue food and personal charm, and adopted a little skill and means to gain Kangxi's trust and respect.
Then, if I covered Wei Xiaobao's brilliance, wouldn't he have the six wives in the movie version of "The Deer and Ding Tale"?
Just as Lin Yu was thinking about it, the ladies in court said in unison, "I will undress and go to bed for the Queen Mother."
Lin Yu couldn't help but open his eyes wide, staring at the Queen Mother.
Zhang Min's appearance is dazzling, graceful and luxurious, with heavenly fragrance and national beauty.
The film version of "The Deer and Ding Tale" is divided into two parts. The content is adapted based on the original work. The woman who pretends to be the queen mother is Long Er from the Dragon Sect, played by Lin Qingxia.
Through the tulle screen, Lin Yu carefully admired the fake queen mother changing clothes.
"Wow! Good figure... on time..." Wei Xiaobao hurried over.
Lin Yu said: "Fuck! Didn't you hide in the study?"
Wei Xiaobao smiled wickedly: "I heard that the Queen Mother is changing clothes, so I came here to appreciate it..."
His eyes were wider than Lin Yu's. He stared straight at the fake queen mother and couldn't help swallowing.
Suddenly, a masked man in black flew over!
The fake empress reacted quickly and quickly put on her coat.
Wei Xiaobao said disappointedly: "Damn it, I didn't see it clearly, it's all covered up..."
Five court ladies held swords and faced the man in black.
Lin Yu knew that the man in black was Hai Dafu, and he took the opportunity to harass him in order to lure away the fake queen mother.
Sure enough, the fake empress did a few tricks with Hai Dafu, followed him and flew away from the palace, and the five maids followed suit.
Wei Xiaobao continued to complain, "Damn, I only saw the Queen Mother's bellyband, what a motherfucker."
Lin Yu also pretended to be resentful and said: "Grandpa Hai doesn't come sooner or later, but just plays sneak attack when the Queen Mother is changing clothes, how frightfully ignorant!"
Wei Xiaobao scolded: "Damn old eunuch, he definitely doesn't like women, otherwise, he would secretly watch for a while."
Lin Yu reminded: "By the way, the two of us came to find "42 Chapters", not to appreciate the Queen Mother."
Wei Xiaobao smiled wretchedly: "Hey hey hey, it's okay to enjoy it casually!"
Lin Yu walked to the Empress Dowager's couch, and found a red-covered "42 Chapters" from under the quilt.
Wei Xiaobao took the scriptures and exclaimed: "Damn it! No way, I found it so easily!"
Suddenly, a person jumped out from the side and snatched the scriptures.
Lin Yu took a closer look, and found that the other party was a handsome young scholar.
The goddess Qiu Shuzhen made her debut as Princess Jianning!
"You two dead eunuchs! How dare you steal!"
Princess Jianning was dressed in men's clothes, with an arrogant and savage expression, despising Lin Yu and Wei Xiaobao.
Lin Yu showed his acting skills, put on a smile all over his face, clasped his fists and asked, "What's your name, little brother?"
Princess Jianning was surprised: "You two don't know me? Are you new here?"
Wei Xiaobao nodded: "Yes, yes, you also entered the palace as a eunuch?"
Princess Jianning blinked her big black eyes and raised her brows: "That's right! I'll be a eunuch too."
Wei Xiaobao heaved a sigh of relief, pointed at Princess Jianning, and threatened: "Bring the scriptures, or you will be crushed!"
Princess Jianning was not afraid at all, and punched Wei Xiaobao on the nose.
"Bastard..." Wei Xiaobao yelled angrily, "I'm going to kill you bastard! Xiao Linzi, help me stop him!"
Wei Xiaobao was extremely angry and chased after Princess Jianning,
Lin Yu knew that the wonderful plot was unfolding...
Chapter 227 Let Kangxi Roast Beggar Chicken
Lin Yu and Wei Xiaobao chased Princess Jianning and ran into the imperial study one after another.
Emperor Kangxi is standing on a tall ladder, holding a book and reading.
Played by Wen Zhaolun, a handsome young man back then.
Princess Jianning climbed the ladder and complained to Kangxi, and the two whispered.
"Little bastard!" Wei Xiaobao raised his head and yelled, "Come down, obediently let me beat you up!"
He really didn't know that the person on the ladder was Emperor Kangxi!
Because of this, Princess Jianning found Wei Xiaobao interesting, and encouraged Kangxi to fight Wei Xiaobao.
Lin Yu is well aware of the reason, and he continues to use his acting skills, reaching out to shake the ladder.
"Little bastard! Come down for me! Damn, you dare to slap Xiao Chunzi in the face, I will never stop with you!"
Princess Jianning screamed in fright, and hugged Kangxi's arm tightly: "Brother, this little Linzi is more courageous than Xiaochunzi..."
Kangxi hurriedly grabbed the handle of the ladder and said loudly: "Don't shake the ladder! If you have the guts, come up!"
Lin Yu said: "There must be an agency above, I'm not that stupid, if it's a man, come down and fight me!"
Kangxi said: "Okay! I'll come down and compete with you!"
Lin Yu retreated a few steps, and pulled Wei Xiaobao aside: "Stay away, I'm going to blow this kid's pig's head off, and don't stain your body with blood."
Wei Xiaobao said: "That's enough loyalty! Beat him hard! I'll help you cheer!"
Kangxi quickly got off the ladder, put his hands on his hips, and despised Lin Yu: "do you like fighting very much?"
Lin Yu proudly said: "It's not that I like to fight, it's that many people like to be beaten by me!"
When he observed Wen Zhaolun closely, he was indeed handsome and handsome, he could be called a fresh meat.
Kangxi smiled and asked, "How do you want to fight?"
Lin Yu said: "When I fight, there are three principles! First, don't hit me in the face! Second, I'm only allowed to hit you in the face..."
Boom!Lin Yu hit Kangxi's left eye socket with a fist, and quickly dodged away.
Kangxi covered his eyes in pain, and said angrily: "Cunning little eunuch... cheating and sneak attacking... see how I deal with you!"
He catches up with Lin Yu and spreads his fists and kicks. The two of them come and go, fighting vigorously.
Princess Jianning sat on the ladder and watched with relish.
Wei Xiaobao raised his arms and shouted: "Xiao Linzi come on! Beat him! Beat him!"
With Lin Yu's unrivaled martial arts, as long as he roars, he can shock Kangxi to death!
However, he is now pretending to be a young eunuch with poor martial arts, and he must not use extraordinary kung fu to avoid hurting Kangxi.
Excellent acting skills are sometimes more important than martial arts.
Boom!Kangxi kicked Lin Yu in the waist!
He fell down and pretended to be defeated.
Kangxi was overjoyed, pressed Lin Yu's shoulder and continued to attack.
"Pause! Pause..." Lin Yu struggled and shouted, pointing at Princess Jianning, "That brat stole my scriptures, you ask him to return it to me, and fight you again!"
Princess Jianning cheated and refused to admit it.
Wei Xiaobao rushed over suddenly, trying to grab the "42 Chapters", Princess Jianning hurriedly climbed up the ladder.
Kangxi kicked Wei Xiaobao in the lower back and fell to the ground.
"Brother is so amazing!" Princess Jianning applauded happily.
Lin Yu hurriedly said: "When we go back, tell Master Hai Gonggong, let him teach you a lesson!"
When Kangxi heard this, he laughed out loud.
He suddenly had an idea and said a few words to Princess Jianning.
Immediately afterwards, Princess Jianning wrote a letter, ordering Hai Dafu to teach Lin Yu and Wei Xiaobao to practice martial arts, and to compete again tomorrow.
Taking this opportunity, Lin Yu asked, "I won against you tomorrow, what should I do?"
Kangxi asked: "What do you want?"
Lin Yu said: "Master, I like to eat barbecue, and I also like to make barbecue! If you lose, you must roast me a beggar chicken yourself. If I lose, I will roast you an eight-treasure duck myself!"
Princess Jianning clapped her hands excitedly: "Okay, okay! My brother promised him!"
Kangxi smiled slightly: "No problem, it's a deal!"
Lin Yu said: "Whoever plays tricks is a bastard tortoise!"
Wei Xiaobao: "Besides, if you become an eunuch in this life, you will be an eunuch in the next life!"
That night, after Hai Dafu read the letter, his attitude changed, and he flattered Lin Yu and Wei Xiaobao with a smile on his face.
Lin Yu and Wei Xiaobao ate a feast of hot pot and watched Hai Dafu performing eighteen martial arts.
Lin Yu thought to himself, he must find an opportunity to get rid of Wei Xiaobao and prevent him from contacting Kangxi and Princess Jianning.
With Princess Jianning's temperament, sooner or later she will know that Wei Xiaobao is not clean.
Lin Yu swallowed the mutton, patted Wei Xiaobao on the shoulder, and said in a low voice, "Do you want to stay in the palace forever?"
Wei Xiaobao hiccupped and leaned into Lin Yu's ear and said, "To tell you the truth, I'm staying in the palace for the time being, and I'll slip away when I have a chance..."
Tell the truth after drinking.
Lin Yu pondered over the countermeasures, determined not to let Wei Xiaobao get the "42 Chapters"!
Later, Lin Yu learned the "Dragon Claw Hand" kung fu from Hai Dafu according to the plot of the movie version of "The Deer and Ding Tale"...
In the afternoon of the next day, Lin Yu and Wei Xiaobao arrived at the Imperial Study Room as scheduled.
Kangxi and Princess Jianning have been waiting for a long time, and the two brothers and sisters are full of expectations.
Without waiting for Wei Xiaobao to fight, Lin Yu took the lead in attacking Kangxi with the kung fu of "Hundred Shots, Hundred Targets, Dragon Claw Hand"!
Lin Yu's internal strength is invincible in the world, and he uses the funny version of "Dragon Claw Hand", which is absolutely like a tiger with wings added, and he can hit every shot!
Young Kangxi, has he ever suffered such a hardship?
Lin Yu scratched his chest so painfully, he grinned and backed away again and again.
Wei Xiaobao laughed loudly: "This move is really powerful! Xiao Linzi, catch him hard! Teach him a lesson!"
Princess Jianning leaned on the seat, shaking the paper fan leisurely, admiring Lin Yu's heroic appearance, she said to Kangxi: "Brother, your martial arts have regressed, you can't even beat a little eunuch."
Kangxi became furious and complained: "Cunning little eunuch, his moves are very insidious, be careful, don't be bullied by him!"
Lin Yu said with a smile: "Usually, I only deal with pretty girls with this trick. Today I make an exception and let you experience the sour taste!"
Unwilling to fail, Kangxi attacked again.
Lin Yu showed his flaws on purpose, and lured Kangxi to succeed, but was knocked down by him.
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