I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Chapter 229 Don't Blame Me For Going Too Much

Wei Xiaobao laughed a few more times, looking mean and cunning.

He raised his eyebrows and said in a low voice: "If Princess Jianning knows that I am not clean, she will definitely summon me alone, then I will take down Princess Jianning in one fell swoop, completely subdue her, and then I will be able to obtain the "42 Chapters"! "

Lin Yu said: "The princess summoned me first, why do you need to reveal that you are not a eunuch?"

Wei Xiaobao said: "You don't have to deal with men and women, so you may not be able to surrender to Princess Jianning. I will be a backup team member, it will be safer!"

Lin Yu deliberately said angrily: "Xiaochunzi, don't you despise me too much?"

Wei Xiaobao said: "You don't have any experience in picking up girls, so it's only natural to despise you! Young Master, I'm in the Lichun Academy in Yangzhou. I've seen a lot, experienced many battles, and have extremely rich experience. I've seen all kinds of women, and I can be called a lover! "

This kid is bragging without blushing.

Lin Yu took a fish ball and chewed it in his mouth, showing a disdainful smile.

Wei Xiaobao asked: "Why, you don't believe in my strong ability to deal with women?"

Lin Yu said: "Even if you have rich experience, the women you deal with are all fireworks women in the brothel! How can those coquettish sluts compare with Princess Jianning? Although she is unruly, she is still pure and pure, and she has not yet been on the same level as men. Get over the bed."

Wei Xiaobao was stunned when he heard me.

Lin Yu went on to say: "it just so happens that I have never slept with a woman. I must be able to chat with Princess Jianning and win her favor!"

Wei Xiaobao grinned: "You are too naive, women don't like inexperienced men! In short, I must spend time alone with Princess Jianning, conquer her fiercely, get the "42 Chapters" and give it to Hai Father-in-law, detoxify the Bone Floss Palm!"

As soon as the words fell, four court ladies suddenly appeared.

"Xiao Linzi! The princess wants to see you!"

The lonely and empty princess Jianning couldn't wait to have intimate and romantic contact with Lin Yu.

Lin Yu put down his chopsticks and stood up, and said with a smile, "Okay, I'll wash my face first and change into clean clothes."

"No need!" Two maids rushed over, held Lin Yu's shoulders, and took off his coat.

Lin Yu pretended to be afraid: "you... why are you taking off my clothes?"

The court lady didn't explain, and stripped Lin Yu naked.

"Hee hee, you really didn't get clean, take it away!"

The other two court ladies threw blankets and wrapped Lin Yu like a big rice dumpling.

The stout maid picked up Lin Yu and quickly evacuated...

Soon, they arrived at the princess' bedroom.

The palace maid lifted the blanket, threw Lin Yu on the soft couch, and then closed the door tightly.

Lin Yu shouted: "what do you put me on the bed? Where is the princess? Where is she?"

"Xiaolinzi..." Princess Jianning stepped out from behind the screen, her eyes full of affection.

She was wearing very little, with gauze on her shoulders, and her figure was enchanting.

Lin Yu hurriedly explained: "Yes... It's the maids who forcibly took off my clothes! Please redeem the princess, I dare not offend you..."

Princess Jianning twisted her slender waist and walked to the side of the bed: "Fool! I told the maids to take off your clothes."

Lin Yu pretended to be stupid: "princess, why did you do this? Do you want to punish me? Because I used a monkey to pick peaches and caught the emperor's dragon chicken?"

Princess Jianning giggled and stared at Lin Yu's abdomen: "Take off your clothes to verify your real body! Since you have sent it, it means that you are not a little eunuch!"

Lin Yu said: "I didn't intend to hide from the emperor and the princess. Eunuch Hai was eager to employ someone and brought me into the palace. He didn't have time to cleanse me in the future."

Princess Jianning said: "Then don't cleanse yourself, I am also in a hurry to employ people!"

Lin Yu asked: "What does the princess employ people for?"

Princess Jianning blinked her eyes and said implicitly: "Let's try martial arts!"

Lin Yu said: "Take off my clothes and put them on the bed. How can we compete in martial arts?"

Seeing that Lin Yu is so "simple", Princess Jianning smiled and said: "You use "Hundred Shots, Hundred Hit Dragon Claw Hands" to deal with me!"

Immediately, Princess Jianning took off her gauze, approached Lin Yu, and plotted against her.

"Princess! I can't tell whether men and women can accept each other..." Lin Yu tried his best to protect himself and prevent the princess from succeeding.

Although Princess Jianning has never had sex with men and women, she has a bright and open personality, which is quite bold.

Lin Yu held back his smile and stood firm for the fortress.

Princess Jianning became anxious immediately. She punched Lin Yu on the forehead and ordered sharply, "let go, let me take a closer look!"

Lin Yu said: "Princess! Don't force me! Otherwise..."

"Otherwise what?" Princess Jianning raised her eyebrows, "Are you going to fight back?"

Lin Yu pretended to be awe-inspiring, and said forcefully: "I am an upright and kind person! If you arouse my anger, don't blame me for being ruthless and doing excessive things!"

Princess Jianning said excitedly: "I just want you to do something excessive, so hurry up!"

Lin Yu gritted his teeth: "I can bear it, I can bear it..."

Boom!Princess Jianning hit Lin Yu's forehead with her fist again, and said provocatively, "you are a big turtle!"

Lin Yu showed his acting skills, pretended to be angry, pointed at Princess Jianning, and said, "I hate people calling me a turtle the most!"

Princess Jianning raised her voice: "You are a big tortoise! ​​A big tortoise..."

"Ada!" Lin Yu imitated Bruce Lee's cry, and raised his fist to hit Princess Jianning on the forehead, and she fell down on the couch in response.

Lin Yu clenched his right fist: "why are you forcing me? Why?"

Princess Jianning got up, became very charming, and said softly: "You hit me so comfortably! I like it when you hit me!"

Lin Yu pretended to be surprised and said, "You actually like such an excessive thing?"

Princess Jianning said: "In the palace, everyone is respectful to me. It's boring if you don't fight back when you hit me or scold me! Only you dare to really hit me. I'm so satisfied!"

Lin Yu almost laughed out loud. Princess Jianning is really a bitch and likes to be beaten.

Therefore, under every noble appearance, there is an abusive soul.

Lin Yu said: "Since the princess likes to be beaten, I will continue to serve you!"

Princess Jianning's eyes were full of affection, releasing her charm, and she said eagerly: "Xiao Linzi, use your trick "Dragon Claw Hand with Hundred Shots and Hundred Targets" to catch me hard!"

Lin Yu raised his claws and said with a serious expression: "Princess, be careful, I've made a move!"

He pounced on Princess Jianning with sharp methods and full of supernatural power!

……

The spring breeze is ten miles, the peach blossoms are bright red, infinitely beautiful.

After some struggles, Princess Jianning got her wish and finally solved the loneliness and emptiness of many years.

She was very satisfied and very proud, laughing happily.

Just at this time, the fake queen mother suddenly broke into the room and ran into the "exciting show" between Lin Yu and Princess Jianning.

The fake queen mother angrily scolded: "Bold slave! How dare you fool around with the princess and act recklessly!"

She waved her palm immediately, trying to kill Lin Yu...

Chapter 230 Two sycophants

Facing the murderous fake queen mother, Lin Yu dodged flexibly and used Princess Jianning as a shield.

"The queen mother is merciful! The queen mother spares her life! Don't kill Xiao Linzi!"

Princess Jianning screamed, stopped the fake queen mother, and begged her to let Lin Yu go.

After all, Lin Yu is the first real man in Princess Jianning's life!

"Dragon Sect" Saintess Long'er pretended to be the queen mother, although she was not Princess Jianning's biological mother, but she felt that Lin Yu's behavior of fooling around with the princess in the bedroom would damage the dignity of the queen mother!

"Jianning! Get out of the way!" The fake queen mother ordered sharply.

Princess Jianning knelt down: "My queen! I like Xiao Linzi very much! I beg my mother to let him go!"

The fake queen mother was even more angry, pointing to Lin Yu and said: "What kind of moves did you use to confuse the princess, and she actually knelt down and begged for you!"

Lin Yu knew that according to the development of the plot, the identity of the fake queen mother would be exposed soon.

He shrugged: "It's purely personal charm, do you want to give it a try, Queen Mother?"

The fake queen mother was furious: "Do you dare to tease me?"

Lin Yu said: "The Empress Dowager misunderstood, my personal charm is the martial arts of "Hundred Shots, Hundred Points, Dragon Claw Hands"!"

The fake queen mother looked up and laughed loudly: "Hahaha, a little eunuch, dare to show off his martial arts in front of this palace? Go to hell!"

Whoosh!The fake queen mother flew up, jumped over Princess Jianning, and attacked Lin Yu.

At the critical moment, Hai Dafu descended from the roof, blocked the false queen mother in time, and exposed her as a member of the Dragon Sect.

Immediately afterwards, Hai Dafu fought fiercely with the false queen mother!

As a result, the two hurt each other, fell to the ground and vomited blood.

The fake queen mother hurriedly threw the "Dragon Thorn" at Lin Yu's feet: "Xiao Linzi, use the Dragon Thorn quickly and stab it from the center of his eyebrows, and I will make you a high official!"

Hai Dafu said: "Xiao Linzi, don't believe the witch's words, stab her on the top of the head quickly."

Lin Yu picked up the dragon thorn, ran to Hai Dafu without hesitation, and stabbed the dragon thorn into his meridians!

In an instant, Hai Dafu was so painful that his seven orifices smoked, his hair stood on end, bouncing like a spring, and flew out of the hospital.

"The Emperor is here!"

Kangxi led his troops to rush over and asked about the situation with concern.

The fake empress dowager acted on her upper body and scolded Hai Dafu, saying that Lin Yu had made a great contribution to saving her by saving her.

Long Er pretends to be the Queen Mother as an undercover agent in order to investigate the secrets of the Manqing Dragon Vein Treasure.

Hai Dafu, as Shunzhi's personal bodyguard, is skilled in martial arts and meticulous in thinking, but he pretends to be a eunuch and serves as the deputy director of the Shangshan Supervisor in order to find out the murderer who killed Concubine E.

Compared with them, Lin Yu's acting skills are better.

It's a pity that Hai Dafu has gone crazy and has become a pawn of Lin Yu...

The next day, Lin Yu reported to Kangxi that he accidentally hit Hai Dafu's Achilles heel, causing him to go crazy.

Suddenly, Kangxi's face darkened, and he asked sharply: "Why are you pretending to be a eunuch! I have already checked, and there is no record of your cleansing at all! Where did you come from?"

Lin Yu hurriedly explained: "The emperor! This is a misunderstanding! I wanted to be Su La, but was dragged into the palace by Hai Dafu! I have no intention of deceiving the emperor!"

Kangxi nodded and asked Lin Yuping to perform a move called "Monkey Stealing Peach"!

Lin Yu used his internal strength to resist, and said with a smile: "Goodness has a good cause, and evil is rewarded with evil. The law of nature recurs, and the law is just! Today's dragon catch is very educational!"

Seeing that Lin Yu's expression remained unchanged, Kangxi exerted more strength and even slashed with his palm!

Lin Yu went on to say: "The emperor is sharp! My admiration for the emperor is like a surging river, which is endless, and like the Yellow River, which is out of control!"

Kangxi had no choice but to let go of his hand, turned around and exhaled.

He was deeply shocked by Lin Yu's strength.

"This time, I will avenge you for arresting me, one person at a time, and each will owe nothing!"

Lin Yu held back a smile: "Thank you, Lord Dragon Claw!"

Kangxi said: "Since you are not a eunuch, I can give you an official position to serve me! What's your name?"

Lin Yu said truthfully: "I tell the emperor, my surname is Lin and my name is Yu."

Kangxi looked sad and said: "Oboi is really arrogant, he has already killed the great scholar Soni! If he pushes me one step, I will take one step back!"

Lin Yu said: "Your Majesty, there is no need to retreat! We can attack and capture Oboi alive when he is alone!"

Kangxi hummed: "I also have this intention!"

Lin Yu reminded: "Your Majesty, let's try martial arts quickly, I hope you can defeat me today! Otherwise, you must roast a beggar's chicken and give it to Xiao Chunzi and me to taste!"

Kangxi said: "Don't worry, first discuss how to capture Oboi alive, and then try martial arts! Duolong! Xiaochunzi!"

"The minister is here!" Duo Long appeared from the side, and Wei Xiaobao also appeared from behind the pillar.

Seeing Duolong played by Chen Baixiang, Lin Yu felt full of sophistication!

Kangxi said: "I have found out that Xiaochunzi is not clean either. His surname is Wei and his name is Xiaobao. He was forcibly taken into the palace by Hai Dafu!"