I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Lin Yu nodded perfunctorily again, picked up the brush, and smeared salad oil on the tiger whip.

Obviously, what Princess Jianning heard was that Kangxi was going to betroth her to Wu Sangui's son Wu Yingxiong.

Spicy Roasted Tiger Penis, out of the oven!

Lin Yu raised the tiger whip and handed it to Princess Jianning's mouth: "Take a bite first!"

Chapter 238 You Are An Optimistic Eunuch

"Spicy tiger penis" is grilled until the skin is crispy, and the meat inside is elastic and delicious.

Princess Jianning tasted it and praised: "It's so delicious! Eat it quickly, it will nourish your body!"

Lin Yu didn't refuse. He opened his mouth to bite the tiger whip, and quickly finished eating.

Princess Jianning winked at Lin Yu: "After eating the tiger whip, it's time to try its power!"

Lin Yu deliberately asked, "how do you want to try?"

Princess Jianning giggled: "I hate it, you asked the question knowingly."

Lin Yu said: "How about this, you go back to rest first, and I will find you when the tiger whip works!"

Princess Jianning put her hands on her hips: "Hmph! You ate the tiger whip and still want to avoid me? No, I want you to accompany me now!"

She stepped forward domineeringly and pushed Lin Yu down into the gauze tent.

In an instant, the big and small twins were exposed.

Princess Jianning took a look and was extremely astonished: "You... you actually hid two little eunuchs... No, they have beautiful features, obviously they are not eunuchs, but women..."

Lin Yu said with a smile: "They are my bodyguards, and they pretended to be little eunuchs in order to deceive others."

Princess Jianning was so angry that her eyebrows stood on end: "Why did the bodyguard get on the couch? Don't lie to me! They must be your bed-warming girls!"

Suddenly, a shout came from outside: "Master Wei! The Empress Dowager welcomes you!"

The two maids performed lightness kung fu and arrived at the door.

Lin Yu hurriedly told the big and small Shuang'er: "Press and hold Princess Jianning, don't let her speak out!"

Then, Lin Yu stayed in bed and opened the door.

These two maids are actually Long Er's confidantes, disciples of the Dragon Sect.

Lin Yu said with a smile: "it's late at night, the queen mother summoned me, what's the hurry?"

The maid said: "The queen mother is hungry and wants to eat barbecue! Please go to the bedroom quickly, Lord Wei!"

Lin Yu pretended to decline: "The supper made by the imperial chef must be more suitable for the Queen Mother, so I won't go to the barbecue?"

The maid said: "The queen mother ordered, if Lord Wei does not go, don't blame the servants for offending!"

Lin Yu knew that Long Er's purpose was to threaten him and ask about the treasure secret in "42 Chapters".

Soon, two court ladies took Lin Yu to the queen mother's bedroom.

Lin Yu said with a smile: "Weichen kowtows to the Queen Mother, please greet the Queen Mother!"

Long Er pretended to be the queen mother, reserved and cold and arrogant: "Congratulations, Lord Wei, you must have made a lot of money by copying Oboi's house."

Lin Yu said: "I serve the country loyally, and I will never fill my pockets! Please ask the Queen Mother, what do you want to eat, I will bake it for you right away!"

Long Er said: "Just bake a few delicacies that you are good at."

Lin Yu stood up, set up the grill, took out meat skewers and vegetable skewers from the food box, and grilled them quickly.

Long Er leans on the back of the chair and stares at Lin Yu intently.

A few minutes later, the "Garlic Eggplant Baked Eggs" came out.

Smelling the aroma, the two maids standing beside couldn't help their appetites, their stomachs growling.

Long Er was very cautious, and asked the maid to cut half of the "Garlic Eggplant Baked Egg" to taste, and after confirming that they were both safe, Long Er began to eat.

Lin Yu said, "do you suspect that I poisoned you?"

Long Er said: "Now that you know my true identity, you may be afraid that I will kill you to silence you and poison me secretly!"

Lin Yu said: "If I announce the fact that you are pretending to be the Empress Dowager, who will believe it? There is no evidence, and it will anger the emperor instead!"

Long Er said: "For you have self-knowledge!"

Lin Yu asked: "How does the grilled eggplant taste?"

Long'er swallowed the food in his mouth, and smiled: "Grill me another eggplant, and put less garlic."

Lin Yu continued to be busy. In order to make the plot develop smoothly, he didn't put any special condiments in the barbecue.

Long'er's appetite was very good. After finishing the "Baked Egg with Garlic Eggplant", she ate two skewers of grilled chicken neck and half a roasted pig's trotter.

After wiping the corners of his mouth, Long Er said: "The "42 Chapters" in Aobai's mansion has fallen into your hands, right?"

Lin Yu pretended to be puzzled: "Chapter 42, what is it?"

Long'er snorted: "I warn you, don't lie in front of smart people and play some useless tricks!"

Lin Yu is not lying, but pretending to be confused, so as not to arouse Long Er's vigilance and affect his plan.

Longer said: "Before, you colluded with Hai Dafu, sneaked into my bedroom, and stole Zhenghongqi's "42 Chapters". Then, to please the emperor, he gave Zhengbaiqi's "42 Chapters" to me. you!"

"The "42 Chapters" of the Zhenglan Banner in Obai's Mansion did not enter the national treasury, so you must have taken it away! Except for the "42 Chapters" of the Zhenghuang Banner in Wu Sangui's hand, you have already got three of the four books! What a treasure! You must know the secret very well!"

Lin Yu scratched his scalp: "Queen Mother, what you said is so complicated, what treasure? What secret? I don't understand at all!"

"Are you still pretending?" Long Er scolded angrily, winking at the two maids.

The palace maid held Lin Yu down and took off his right shoe.

In an instant, the word "Qingming" was revealed!

Long Er proudly said: "Your right foot is 'clear and clear', and your left foot is 'repetitive'. You still don't admit that you are a member of the Tiandihui?"

When Lin Yu joined the "Tian Di Hui", according to the rules of the club, he had to have the words "Anti-Qing Fu Ming" tattooed on the soles of his left and right feet. However, he followed the plot of the movie version of "The Deer and Ding Ji" and found excuses to get away with it, and only got two tattoos of "Qing Ming". Character.

Lin Yu put on his shoes and said with a smile: "That's right, I'm from Tiandihui! But you, Queen Mother, are from Shenlongjiao! We both get what we need, and rivers don't interfere with well water!"

Long Er said: "The scriptures you got are exactly what I want. You offended me, how dare you argue?"

Lin Yu said a few times: "It's better to act first, I only blame you for moving too slowly."

Long Er was upset: "If you are so arrogant, you are not afraid that I will kill you!"

Lin Yu said: "Kill me, you will never get the scriptures!"

Snapped!Three "42 Chapters" fell on the table.

Lin Yu showed his acting skills and said in shock: "Why are my three scriptures in your hands?"

Long Er said: "I sent someone to follow you. Not only did I steal the scriptures, but I also knew that you went to Lichun Yuan, met Chen Jinnan, and joined the Tiandihui!"

Lin Yu clapped his hands: "Okay! Congratulations! You have obtained the scriptures you have dreamed of! The fourth scripture is at Wu Sangui's place. You can ask him for it. I will retire first!"

The two court ladies stared and stopped Lin Yu.

Long Er said: "I have carefully read the three scriptures many times, but I still can't find the secret of the treasure. If you tell me, I can let you live!"

Of course Lin Yu knew the secrets in the scriptures, but he couldn't reveal them.

"You are so smart, several times higher than my IQ, you can't see the secret, how can I see it? Simply, you kill me!"

Long Er said: "Today is the fasting period strictly observed by the Dragon Sect. We must not kill."

Lin Yu hecked a few more times, and approached Long'er: "Why didn't you say it earlier, I was so scared that I was so scared that my heart thumped, hahaha... I will roast another Yangzhou roast duck, let's eat together, drink a few more glasses, and communicate Life!"

Long Er sneered: "Although I can't kill you, there is a guy who wants to eat your flesh and suck your blood!"

Lin Yu asked, "Who?"

Long Er said, "Oboi!"

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After a while, Long Er took Lin Yu into the dungeon.

Aobai was trapped at the bottom of the cell, his hands and feet were all chained.

Lin Yu stretched out his head to look, pretending to be timid.

Long Er asked: "Speak! What is the secret of the scriptures?"

Lin Yu said: "I really don't know, it's useless if you force me."

Long Er said: "Are you still stubborn? Want to go down and chat with Aobai, catch up on the old days?"

Lin Yu said: "No need, I have nothing to talk to Aobai."

Long Er said: "Emotions can be cultivated slowly, you and Ao Bai spend a night alone, there must be something to talk about!"

After finishing speaking, Long'er grabbed Lin Yu's collar and threw him into the prison.

Seeing someone falling, Sun Yunlei was taken aback!

Seeing clearly that it was Lin Yu, Sun Yunlei laughed wildly!

"Hahaha, Lin Yu, you have today too!"

Lin Yu knew that Long'er was still standing above the prison.

He quickly pretended to be afraid, and shouted loudly: "Let me out! Let me out! I don't want to stay with Oboi! Your Majesty, help! Help..."

Sun Yunlei mistakenly thought that Lin Yu had lost all his martial arts.

"Hahaha, open your eyes! Lin Yu, you didn't expect that you would become a prisoner too! I shouldn't die! Hahaha..."

Lin Yu crouched in the corner and acted for a few minutes. He didn't stand up until Long Er left.

Sun Yunlei yelled: "Lin Yu! You have lost your martial arts, and you can only die! Obai's younger brother led the seven lamas in red, and soon arrived in the capital, broke into the prison to save me!"

Lin Yu said: "Really? Are you sure you were rescued from the prison?"

Sun Yunlei said: "Of course I'm sure! You replaced Wei Xiaobao, but the plot of the movie version of "The Deer and Ding Tale" will not change! Obai must be rescued! I will take the opportunity to counterattack and kill you and Kangxi!"

Lin Yu said: "So what if you are rescued? Oboi's martial arts are useless!"

Sun Yunlei said: "Oboi's younger brother and the seven great lamas can help Oboi heal his injuries and restore part of his martial arts!"

Lin Yu said: "Maybe you can recover some martial arts, but Oboi's lifeline is completely ruined!"

Sun Yunlei said: "Lacking the root of life is equivalent to missing a fatal weakness! Even if I don't use the "Yang Shrinking Technique", no one can break my "Golden Bell Cover"!"

Lin Yu said: "You are so reverse thinking, you can comfort yourself, you are an optimistic eunuch!"

Sun Yunlei roared angrily: "Your uncle! How dare you laugh at me when you are about to die!"

Lin Yu said: "Your hands and feet are locked by iron chains, and you can't get close to me. I'm afraid you're a bird? Besides, you have no birds!"

Sun Yunlei said: "I will not quarrel with you! When Oboi's younger brother and the seven great lamas enter the prison and cut off the iron chains, I will first peel your skin, then tear your bones, and cram your tendons!"

Lin Yu suddenly used "Six Meridians Excalibur" and hit Sun Yunlei's acupuncture points, and he fainted immediately.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Yu used "Nine Suns Divine Art" to quickly input internal strength to Sun Yunlei, ensuring that he could recover and improve his martial arts with the help of the seven red lamas.

Sun Yunlei will definitely vent his anger and start a fierce battle with Chen Jinnan, which is tantamount to preventing the "Tiandihui" from dealing with Kangxi in disguise.

At that time, Lin Yu not only destroyed Oboi, but also saved Chen Jinnan and Kangxi, killing three birds with one stone!

Chapter 239 Chief Rudder, Are You Playing With Me?

Two hours later, Sun Yunlei finally woke up!

He found that Lin Yu was still squatting in the corner, looking timid.

Sun Yunlei got up, feeling a warm current faintly surging in his dantian...

Just as he was wondering, there were fierce fighting sounds and screams from above the dungeon.

"Brother! We are here to save you!"

Sun Yunlei was overjoyed when he heard it: "Hahaha, Oboi's junior brother and the seven great lamas are here!"

Soon, several lamas jumped into the dungeon.

Wearing red clothes and holding cymbals, they cut off the iron chains that bound Oboi's hands and feet.

"Brother! Who is this guy? Why is he locked up with you?"

Sun Yunlei said: "He is my deadly enemy, Kangxi's confidant!"