Lin Yu said: "Master, please rest assured, I will assist Senior Sister to ensure your safety."
The one-armed god nun hummed, and immediately went upstairs.
Lin Yu asked with a smile: "Sister, what do you want to eat? I treat you!"
A Ke replied coldly: "I have no appetite!"
Lin Yu said: "how about I bake some appetizing vegetarian dishes for you to try and appreciate my barbecue cooking skills?"
Aqi hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, what kind of vegetarian dishes should we bake?"
Without waiting for Lin Yu's introduction, A Ke said, "Master uses kung fu to heal her wounds. Let's eat after she recovers her true energy."
Lin Yu said: "Senior sister is really considerate, well, let's wait patiently for Master!"
Ake said: "Junior Sister, I will escort Wu Yingxiong to the guest room, and you go to stand guard in front of Master's door."
Lin Yu asked: "What should I do?"
Ake said: "Whatever! In short, stay away from me!"
Lin Yu said: "Senior sister, in fact, deep down in my heart, I respect and admire you very much. Can you calm down, re-examine me, and accept me again..."
"Shut up!" A Ke rolled her eyes, "Get out of the way!"
She escorted Wu Yingxiong into the guest room on the first floor.
Aqi pouted and said aggrievedly, "Do you like Senior Sister?"
Lin Yu said: "Senior sister is as beautiful as a flower and has a noble temperament. Which man doesn't like it? Of course, you are also good!"
Aqi showed a bright smile: "Senior sister is arrogant and arrogant, and she wants to marry a big hero, a big man.
Lin Yu said: "I am Lord Lu Ding of the Qing Dynasty, and Chen Jinnan, the chief rudder of the Tiandihui, is sworn brother. Isn't the status high? Isn't it a big man?"
Aqi said: "It's quite tall...but I think, Senior Sister likes Wu Yingxiong..."
Lin Yu said: "That was the director's arrangement, and I am working hard to change this unfavorable situation."
Aqi asked puzzledly: "The director's arrangement? What do you mean?"
Lin Yu realized that he had slipped the tongue, and he couldn't explain it, so he had to perfunctory a few words and asked Aqi to go upstairs to guard the one-armed nun.
Indeed, A Ke has a good impression of Wu Yingxiong, which belongs to the needs of the plot.
This situation has directly become an obstacle for Lin Yu to harvest A Ke's heart.
However, Lin Yu firmly believes that the task will be completed, he wants to conquer A Ke with barbecue food, and impress A Ke with his true feelings!
"Master Lin!" Duo Long leaned over.
Seeing Duolong's appearance at close range, Lin Yu couldn't help feeling sick.
"Damn it! You're pretending to be a woman, you really have hot eyes! It's an insult to the majority of female compatriots! I know you are ugly, but I didn't expect you to be even uglier now! Absolutely shocking!"
Duolong chuckled: "Pretend to be ugly, in order to deceive others! Otherwise, the handsome appearance will reveal the humble identity!"
Lin Yu said: "Fuck, do you look handsome? Are you too narcissistic?"
Duolong said: "Even if he is not handsome, he is at least heroic!"
Lin Yu asked: "Are the emperor and Princess Jianning okay?"
Duolong said: "The emperor and the princess are safe and sound. When you are out of danger, continue to send the princess to Yunnan."
Lin Yu asked again, "where's my bodyguard?"
Personal bodyguard refers to Di Lina.
Duolong said: "She is protecting the princess! I am so humbled and envious, Master Lin actually has such a beautiful female bodyguard! Can you introduce one to me?"
Lin Yu said: "You are the head of the Ouchi guards and are responsible for protecting the emperor. If you bring a female bodyguard, how decent is it?"
Duolong smiled evilly: "In the imperial city, I don't bring female bodyguards. I only bring female bodyguards when I leave the imperial city."
Lin Yu's face straightened: "talk about business, why did you come here?"
Duolong said: "The humble job has been checked, and there is only this inn within a radius of fifty miles, so we rushed to rescue you in time..."
Lin Yu said: "Can't you see that I am safe now and don't need your help."
Duo Long said: "You can see the humble job, the old nun is very polite to you, what happened?"
Lin Yu said: "I made a small plan to gain the trust of the old nun, and I am going to get her..."
Duolong hurriedly complimented: "Wow, Mr. Lin really has a unique taste, and he is also interested in old nuns. The humble job can't match it, and the admiration for Mr. Lin is like a torrent of rivers! I admire the humble job, admire it!"
Lin Yu said: "I admire Nima, how could I like an old nun? To tell you the truth, I am determined to win her apprentice Ake!"
Duolong smiled wretchedly: "Last time at the restaurant, the two of us acted together, and the scheme almost succeeded, but unfortunately, Wu Yingxiong messed up! This time, I must go all out to help Mr. Lin and get Miss Ake!"
Lin Yu deliberately asked, "what's your trick?"
Duolong took out a bottle of red medicine from his sleeve.
"Look, Mr. Lin! This bottle of medicine is the most miraculous, evil, and powerful love medicine in the Jianghu—I love a firewood!"
Lin Yu held back a smile: "the name is very interesting and subtle."
Duolong said: "This bottle of medicine is extremely powerful. If it sticks a little bit or smells it, you will be hit immediately! When the poison occurs, you will fanatically pursue strip-shaped or cylindrical objects, completely out of your own rational control !"
"Hey hey hey, I'll secretly do tricks and trick Miss A Ke! At that time, Mrs. Lin will go along with the flow and lead A Ke into the room, and do whatever you want to achieve your dream goal!"
Lin Yu shook his head after listening.
"Prescribing drugs to the girl I love to confuse her mind is not in line with my principles of conduct and damages my image! I will never resort to such despicable methods!"
Duolong said: "A man, in order to get a woman, he will do whatever he can to get a woman! As the saying goes, too thin-skinned can't afford it, but too thick-skinned can eat enough!"
Lin Yu said: "I want to harvest Ake's heart, not just her body."
Duolong blinked his eyes: "I understand the humble job, Mr. Lin is upright, and never uses insidious moves to pick up girls!"
An hour later, the one-armed nun finished healing her wounds, and she led Ake and Aqi to the first floor.
Lin Yu stood in the hall, with a barbecue grill in front of him, emitting white smoke.
"Master, you are hungry, I will bake some delicious food for you."
The one-armed nun said, "Okay, thank you for your hard work."
Lin Yu asked A Ke: "Sister, where are the hostages?"
A Ke said: "He was locked in the guest room and had acupuncture points done."
In fact, Wu Yingxiong has already been unlocked by A Ke, waiting for the chance to escape.
Lin Yu opened the food box, took out eggplant, potato slices, enoki mushrooms, tofu puffs and other vegetarian food, and put them on the grill.
The one-armed nun looked around and frowned slightly: "How come there are no guests in such a big inn?"
Aqi looked at Duolong who was sitting at the counter, and joked, "The proprietress is too ugly, she scares away the customers."
Lin Yu said: "If you look as beautiful as A Ke, the business of the inn will definitely be booming, and the threshold will definitely be broken by guests."
Ake rolled his eyes.
Lin Yu is skilled in grilling. First, an eggplant was roasted.
"Garlic Eggplant Baked Eggs! Please Master to taste!"
The one-armed nun smelled the tangy aroma, and immediately whetted his appetite, and immediately ate the grilled eggplant.
"Wow! Such a tender eggplant, just to my liking! Delicious, delicious!"
The one-armed nun was full of praise, and quickly finished eating the eggplant, looking unsatisfied.
Lin Yu turned over the baked potato chips and asked, "Two senior sisters, what flavor do you like? Spicy? Sweet and sour?"
Aqi said: "I like sweet and sour food, and my senior sister likes spicy food."
Lin Yu said: "No wonder, senior sister has a hot temper."
Ah Qi said: "Actually, senior sister also has a gentle side."
Lin Yu said: "I don't know when I will be able to appreciate the tenderness of my senior sister."
A Ke reprimanded impatiently: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and bake potato chips!"
Lin Yu smiled slightly and continued to work hard on baking potato chips.
Suddenly, the one-armed god nun's shoulders trembled, and his eyes widened.
A Ke hurriedly asked: "Master, what's the matter with you?"
The one-armed nun's face was red, and his eyes were shining, staring at Lin Yu!
This symptom is obviously poisoned by "I love a piece of firewood"!
Lin Yu was surprised, what's going on?
Chapter 250 Two Grilled Quails in Honey Sauce
In the lobby of the inn, Lin Yu is the only man!
Because, Doron disguised himself as a fat woman.
The eyes of the one-armed god nun were shining, and she screamed "Aww", and rushed towards Lin Yu!
The evil medicine "I love a piece of firewood" is really awesome, and it suddenly strengthens the inner strength of the one-armed nun.
Lin Yu dodged in a hurry to prevent the one-armed nun from succeeding.
He ran and scolded: "Duolong! You bastard! I won't let you poison, but you secretly poisoned me!"
Duolong hid behind the counter, muttering to himself: "I thought you were embarrassed to say so, implying that you wanted me to be poisoned... Who knows, I failed to deal with A Ke, but let the old nun be tricked..."
Immediately afterwards, six or seven thugs broke into the inn, trying to save Lin Yu.
The one-armed nun became even more excited when he saw it, and kept chasing it like a hungry wolf catching a lamb.
At the critical moment, Long Er led the four guardians to fly here.
"Old nun! Hand over Shizi and Lin Yu quickly!"
When Duolong heard this, he hurriedly yelled: "Protect Master Lin! Protect Master Lin!"
In an instant, another five or six thugs rushed to fight with the four female protectors of the Shenlong Sect.
Lin Yu yelled: "Hey! Isn't this Brother Mengjiang? How did you make it look like a woman? It's so beautiful!"
Long Er sneered, landed floatingly, and slapped a thug flying with his palm.
Duo Long hurriedly said: "So it's our own! Stop beating, stop beating!"
Longer said: "Lin Yu! Look carefully, who am I?"
Lin Yu said: "I can see clearly, you are a sissy!"
Long Er said: "I was originally a woman, and this is my true face! As I said before, I will definitely come back to find you!"
Lin Yu blinked his eyes and pretended to suddenly realize: "You are a member of the Dragon Cult, sneaking into the palace and pretending to be the Queen Mother!"
Long'er said: "You finally figured it out! I am Long'er of the Dragon Sect, the new leader!"
Duolong also came to his senses: "Oh... I understand, your Dragon Sect has assisted Pingxi King Wu Sangui for generations, so you disguised yourself as a man and escorted Wu Yingxiong to Beijing..."
Lin Yu said: "Longer! Who ordered you to impersonate the Queen Mother? Is it Wu Sangui?"
Longer scolded angrily: "Stop talking nonsense! Lin Yu! Surrender obediently!"
After saying that, Long Er waved his palms again and again, knocking the two thugs into the air.
Witnessing Long Er's magical skills, Duo Long was dumbfounded.
Longer shouted: "If you don't hand over Lin Yu, I'll kill you all!"
Immediately, Duolong held Lin Yu with a sword and surrendered to Longer.
Lin Yu said angrily: "Duolong, you bastard! You are cowardly and cowardly! Selling friends for glory! Disrespecting loyalty!"
Duo Long said with a smile: "Master Lin, there is an injustice and a debtor. The leader of the Dragon God arrested you. You two talk slowly. Why bother everyone? If you die, I will burn paper for you every Qingming Festival!"
Lin Yu said to Long Er: "I am the imperial envoy, escorting Princess Jianning to Yunnan to marry the young prince Wu Yingxiong! Do you dare to kill me? Are you afraid that the emperor will avenge me?"
Long Er said: "I won't kill you, but I will torture you!"
Lin Yu asked, "how do you want to torture me?"
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