I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Wu Sangui said: "The princess has come from a long way, and the horses and horses are exhausted. She rests for a few days. On the sixth day of next month, she can marry Ying Xiong."

"The sixth day of next month?" Zhao Yinger calculated, "Ten days later?"

Wu Sangui said: "Yes, the sixth day of the lunar new year is a good day. After you and Ying Xiong get married, you will have a precious son early, and I will also have a grandson earlier."

Zhao Yinger pretended to be shy and lowered her head.

Wu Yingxiong said: "Lord Lin, you have worked hard to escort the princess all the way. I don't know when you will return to Beijing?"

Lin Yu cursed inwardly, what the hell, this guy is in a hurry to drive me out of Kunming!

Zhao Ying'er said: "When I left the capital, the emperor repeatedly told Mr. Lin that he must wait until I get married with the young prince before returning to the capital."

Wu Yingxiong asked: "The emperor is worried? Are you afraid that I will neglect the princess?"

Zhao Yinger said: "Brother Huang is not worried about me, but because I am afraid that you will not meet my requirements!"

Wu Yingxiong was taken aback: "Your request?"

Wu Sangui was curious: "What does the princess want?"

Zhao Yinger said: "At the beginning, I promised my brother to give the young prince a marriage, and I made a special request. I hope that the young prince will fast for three days before getting married, then eat vegetarian food for three days, and then meditate for three days!"

Wu Yingxiong hurriedly asked: "Why do you want me to fast and become a vegetarian?"

Zhao Yinger said flickeringly: "I have believed in Buddhism since I was young, and I hope that the little prince will meet my requirements and then get married."

Wu Yingxiong looked displeased and looked at Wu Sangui.

Lin Yu knew that Zhao Yinger improvised and deliberately played tricks on Wu Yingxiong.

Wu Sangui thought for a while, and said to Wu Yingxiong: "The princess believes in Buddhism and does good deeds, so she deserves her support! Just follow the princess' request, fast, eat vegetarian food, and meditate!"

Although Wu Yingxiong was reluctant, he had no choice but to agree.

Lin Yuxin said, in the past ten days, I have tried my best to make you uneasy!

Chapter 258 The Poor Monk Is Not a Bad Person

"Gu dong... gu dong..."

Duolong finished another pot of herbal tea, panting heavily.

Zhao Meiqi said with a smile: "My lord, are you still satisfied with the taste of 'Perverted Spicy Drumstick'?"

Duolong gave a thumbs up: "Spicy! It's really spicy! After I ate it, my stomach felt like it was on fire and I was sweating all over!"

Zhao Meiqi asked again: "My lord, do you approve of my father's barbecue cooking skills?"

Duolong said without hesitation: "Master Zhao's barbecue cooking skills are far behind Master Lin's!"

People who are good at flattering have more flexible brains and very quick thinking!

Duolong's ability to get along well depends on this kind of communication skills beyond ordinary people.

Zhao Tianhai said: "Your Majesty, my lord, I roasted two skewers of premium bullwhip, do you guys try it?"

Upon hearing this, Wu Sangui became interested: "Super-grade bullwhip? What's the effect?"

Zhao Tianhai said: "This kind of bullwhip comes from wild yaks in the north. They are extremely powerful and have amazing reproductive ability! Men can strengthen their yang and invigorate their kidneys after eating the super-grade bullwhip! ! After tasting it, my lord is full of energy and completely surrendered to A Ke!"

Wu Sangui's eyes lit up: "Okay! Quick-roasted premium bullwhip!"

Wu Yingxiong hurriedly said, "Grill one more skewer, I'll try it too!"

Zhao Tianhai immediately took out three strings of bullwhip, placed them on the grill, and started to roast them.

Lin Yu cursed inwardly, what the hell, Zhao Tianhai continued to steal the show, he really deserved it!

We must find a way to deal with Zhao Tianhai and Zhao Meiqi.

But right now, it is necessary to save A Ke and the one-armed nun first, help them escape from the feudal palace, and then find an opportunity to teach Zhao Tianhai and his daughter a lesson.

Lin Yu winked at Zhao Yinger.

Zhao Yinger understood, got up and said, "My lord, enjoy the barbecue food slowly, I'll go back to the restaurant to rest first."

Wu Sangui said: "The princess doesn't need to go back to the restaurant. I have ordered someone to arrange a guest room. You and Master Lin will live in the palace."

Zhao Yinger pushed the boat along the current and led Lin Yu out of the hall.

Di Lina came to meet her and asked in a low voice, "How's the situation?"

Lin Yu said: "The original plan of the plot of the movie failed. Duolong did not have a conflict with Wu Sangui, but Zhao Tianhai and Zhao Meiqi appeared instead. Even the one-armed nun entered the palace and became a prisoner..."

After listening to Lin Yu's narration, Di Lina frowned slightly: "Wu Sangui is so disgusting that he actually wants to take over the one-armed nun!"

Zhao Yinger snorted: "Duolong got lucky and got A Ke!"

Di Lina reminded: "Lin Yu, you can replace Wei Xiaobao as the leading actor in the movie, you can't let Doron bully Ake!"

Zhao Yinger said: "You should hint to Duolong to let him hand over Ake and leave it to you!"

Lin Yu said with a smile: "Just now, I planned to hint at Duolong, but now, I have changed my mind."

Zhao Yinger asked: "What's your best idea?"

Lin Yu said: "The old nun and A Ke have been reduced to prisoners and let Wu Sangui slaughter them. I should act in time to rescue them!"

Di Lina asked: "You mean, let me take action?"

Lin Yu shook his head: "No, I will save it myself."

Di Lina said: "You are the imperial envoy, before Kangxi does not do a good job of encircling and suppressing Wu Sangui, you can't turn your face against Wu Sangui for the time being!"

Lin Yu said: "I know, so we must disguise ourselves!"

The three arrived at the guest room and closed the doors and windows tightly.

Lin Yu used "advanced disguise technique" to make up quickly...

After a while, Lin Yu became an old monk, and Di Lina became Lin Yu.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Yu performed lightness kung fu, flew to Wu Sangui's bedroom, and knocked out the guard.

The acupuncture points of the one-armed nun were sealed off, and the whole person was in the shape of a "big" character. His hands and feet were tied at the head and foot of the bed, and his posture was extremely cool.

"Wu Sangui! You bastard! Shameless scum! Beast..."

The one-armed nun yelled angrily, his voice was already hoarse.

Lin Yu walked to the bed and muttered in a thick voice, "Amitabha!"

Seeing the old monk, the one-armed nun was shocked!

"You... who are you?"

Lin Yu stroked his white beard: "The name of the poor monk, dream shift!"

The one-armed nun hurriedly asked, "You...what do you want to do? What's your relationship with Wu Sangui?"

Lin Yu said: "Shen Ni, don't panic, the poor monk will take off your clothes first."

The one-armed nun scolded angrily, "Wu Sangui! You bastard! Find an old monk to bully me!"

Lin Yu held back his laughter and reached out to undo the belt of the one-armed nun.

"The god and the nun shut up, the poor monk is not a bad person."

The one-armed nun's face turned red: "Old bald donkey! Don't touch me! Don't touch me..."

Lin Yu's technique was extremely skillful, and he quickly took off the coat of the one-armed nun.

"Old bald donkey! I will kill you!" The one-armed nun was so angry that his chest heaved violently, and his eyeballs almost popped out.

With a smile on his face, Lin Yu carried the fainted guard to the bed, took off his coat, and tapped the acupuncture points.

"You...what are you doing?" The one-armed nun was even more astonished.

Lin Yu hehe twice: "You two exchange clothes to play tricks on Wu Sangui."

After finishing speaking, Lin Yu unlocked the acupuncture points of the one-armed nun.

In an instant, the one-armed god nun suddenly realized and apologized: "Thank you, Master Mengyi! The poor nun has wrongly blamed you..."

Lin Yu urged: "Put on your clothes quickly."

The one-armed nun quickly changed into the clothes of the guards, and Lin Yu put her clothes on for the guards.

"I'm going to kill Wu Sangui! You bastard! You want to occupy me!" the one-armed nun cursed viciously.

While putting on makeup for the guard Yi Rong, Lin Yu said, "Be sensible! With your martial arts, you can't beat Feng Xifan at all!"

The one-armed nun gritted his teeth, his face livid.

Lin Yu said: "Rescue A Ke first, leave the palace, and discuss the matter of revenge in the long term."

The one-armed god Nick restrained his anger and followed Lin Yu's advice.

Soon, the guard was disguised as a one-armed nun, lying on the bed, also in the shape of "big".

Lin Yu led the one-armed nun and sneaked into Duolong's guest room.

"Swoosh!" Lin Yu used "Yiyang Finger" to hit the guard's acupoint

The one-armed nun couldn't help admiring: "Good skill!"

Lin Yu ordered: "You are responsible for releasing the wind!"

The one-armed nun obeyed the order and stood at the door.

Lin Yu dragged the guard into the guest room, and saw that A Ke was also lying on the bed, unable to move.

"Miss Ake..." Lin Yu said solemnly, "Are you in a hurry?"

A Ke stared round her beautiful eyes in horror: "You... who are you... don't come here..."

Lin Yu said with a smile: "The poor monk can't come, how can I lead you to start a new life?"

A Ke misunderstood what Lin Yu meant, and she cried immediately: "Stinky monk...don't touch me...smelly bald donkey...don't touch me..."

Lin Yu teased: "You are so beautiful, how can the poor monk not touch you?"

With that said, Lin Yu began to take off A Ke's clothes.

A Ke was so ashamed and angry that she kept yelling and cursing.

Lin Yu lowered his head to appreciate A Ke's curves: "It's really beautiful, but unfortunately, the poor monk is a monk, so he can't enjoy the blessing."

A Ke's face was as red as a ripe tomato, she wished she could bite her tongue and kill herself!

Snapped!Lin Yu unlocked A Ke's acupuncture points and let her wear the clothes of a guard.

A Ke woke up immediately, laughing through tears.

Lin Yu changed the guard into A Ke's clothes, disguised as A Ke, and placed them on the bed.

After finishing the disguise, Lin Yu took A Ke out of the guest room.

"Withdraw!" Lin Yu signaled to the one-armed nun.

The three jumped over the wall and escaped from the feudal palace!

……

Arriving at a safe place, Lin Yu stopped.

The one-armed nun took off his hat, raised his head, and revealed his true face.

"Master!" Ake was pleasantly surprised.

The one-armed nun asked coldly, "Are you convicted?"

Plop!A Ke knelt down on her knees, tears streaming down her face: "Master...I deserve to die...Please punish me, Master..."

Lin Yu said with a smile: "Miss A Ke is new to the rivers and lakes, she has little experience, and is easily confused by traitors! Moreover, A Ke has never had a relationship with a man and a woman, and she is easy to fall in love with a young man! She was deceived by Wu Yingxiong. It's justifiable!"

The one-armed god nun sighed: "Alas...it's all the fault of the poor nun, who has no way to teach, and made the master laugh."

Lin Yu said: "Amitabha! People are not sages, who can be without fault? Knowing mistakes can be corrected, and there is nothing good about it!"

The one-armed nun said: "For the sake of Master Mengyi's pleading for you, I will forgive you for my master! If you betray your master again, you will be punished with death!"

Ake said: "I don't dare anymore, I will remember my lesson!"

The one-armed nun clasped his hands and saluted: "Thank you, Master Mengyi! I will never forget the kindness of saving my life!"

Lin Yu said: "The god nun is polite! You and I are all fellow-men, and our goal is to eradicate Wu Sangui! Seeing the god nun and his beloved disciple are in trouble, how can the poor monk not save them?"