Wu Di still stopped Zhou Xiaoyu: "I've been waiting for so long, let me see you off..."
Zhou Xiaoyu threatened: "Wu Di, if you don't get out of the way, I'll lose my temper."
Wu Di raised his eyebrows: "Go crazy, I like to see you angry! Hehehe..."
What a cheap guy!
Chapter 555 Mr. Zhao Pays the Bill Tonight
Seeing Wu Di's thick skin, Zhou Xiaoyu raised her foot and kicked Wu Di's calf head-on!
"Oh..." Wu Di screamed, grinning in pain, "Xiao Yu, you are so cruel...It hurts me to death..."
Zhou Xiaoyu took the opportunity to get rid of the obstacles and board the Volkswagen Touareg SUV.
Lin Yu slammed on the accelerator and galloped away...
Half an hour later, Lin Yu and Zhou Xiaoyu bought six boxes of fruit from the farmer's market and drove back.
Zhou Xiaoyu said: "In the Zijin Mountain Scenic Area, there is an internet celebrity snack bar. The shrimp wonton tastes pretty good. Do you want to try it?"
Lin Yu said: "Let's wait another day. I'm going to rush back to the Dream Barbecue Restaurant when I'm done."
Zhou Xiaoyu said: "The snack bar is open until twelve o'clock at night. After the barbecue restaurant closes, shall we go eat together?"
Lin Yu shook his head: "no, there are other arrangements tonight."
Zhou Xiaoyu asked: "Could it be that you are dating a certain young lady?"
Lin Yu explained: "It's not a date with a young lady, but playing mahjong with an uncle!"
According to the plan, Lin Yu disguised himself tonight and followed Di Renjie and Xiao Zhao to Liu Zhixiong's chess and card room.
Zhou Xiaoyu was even more curious: "Play mahjong with uncle? Is he a relative of yours or a client?"
Lin Yu smiled, didn't answer, and concentrated on driving.
Arriving at the "Happy BBQ Circus", Lin Yu ordered Lei Gang to move six boxes of fruits into the courtyard.
Immediately afterwards, Lin Yu found several sets of monkey performance costumes from the warehouse, and put monkey Xingzi in a small black suit.
Zhou Xiaoyu praised: "It's so handsome! People rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles, and monkeys also need grooming!"
Lin Yu picked up another woman's wig and handed it to Lei Gang's arms.
Lei Gang asked: "Why are you giving me this thing?"
Lin Yu said: "Xingzi will be the protagonist, and you will be the supporting role, acting as a woman!"
"Fuck, can't you?" Lei Gang's eyes widened.
He picked up his long wig, like a monk Zhang Er who couldn't figure it out.
Lin Yu urged: "don't ink, put it on!"
Lei Gang asked: "Why do you ask me to pretend to be a woman? I'm not a master of women's clothing!"
Lin Yu said: "In Zhou Xingchi's movie "The King of Comedy", there is a scene where various facial expressions are performed, do you remember?"
Lei Gang said: "Of course I remember! The assistant director asked Aunt Xia to find an actor, Yin Tianchou hurriedly recommended himself, and the assistant director asked him to perform a nervous expression!"
"Following the assistant's request, Yin Tianqiu made nine facial expressions in a row within 30 seconds. It is very classic and can be called a textbook performance!"
Lin Yu said, "You love Zhou Xingchi's movies the most, remember it clearly."
Lei Gang proudly said: "I am a die-hard fan of Master Xing, and I have memorized many movie lines backwards!"
Lin Yu smiled and said: "Xingzi imitates Yin Tianchou, I will be a cameo assistant director, and you will play a guest role as Aunt Xia in a female costume! Let's work together to perform this classic comedy, make it into a video, and post it on Douyin!"
Lei Gang was immediately excited: "Great! I can finally display my acting skills! A muscular man who doesn't want to be an actor is not a good bodyguard!"
He quickly changed into a striped long-sleeved T-shirt and put on a wig, imitating Aunt Xia in "The King of Comedy".
Lin Yu quickly put on black casual clothes and led Xingzi over.
Lei Gang asked: "Are you sure, it can imitate Zhou Xing Chixing?"
Lin Yu said: "In front of Jiang Caiyi and Du Juan, Xingzi performed once, absolutely no problem."
Lei Gang grinned and said, "If I don't perform well, I'll take another shot at most, and I'll pass the test!"
Lin Yu ordered Zhou Xiaoyu to record a video with his mobile phone.
……
After 5 minutes, the performance of Lin Yu, Lei Gang and Xingzi ended.
Zhou Xiaoyu played back the video and was amazed!
"Wow... Xingzi is possessed by the film king! Its expressions are so rich! It is even more exciting than the sketch played by Zhao Benshan before!"
Lei Gang was also full of praise, thinking that Monkey Xingzai's performance was quite Zhou Xingchi's demeanor.
Zhou Xiaoyu skillfully edited the video, selected the most exciting clips, and sent them to the Douyin account of "Happy BBQ Circus".
Lei Gang patted Xingzai on the head, and said with a smile: "You are about to become the second Internet celebrity monkey!"
Lin Yu gave some instructions, left "Happy BBQ Circus", and drove back to "Dream BBQ Restaurant".
At seven o'clock in the evening, Lin Yu was busy grilling food, and his cousin Meng Ru walked into the back kitchen quickly.
"Brother! Zhao Junhao is here!"
Lin Yu was startled: "Zhao Junhao? What is he doing here?"
Meng Ru said: "He was sitting in the lobby with a beautiful woman, and ordered roasted lamb with red willow, roasted pig's trotters with marinade, spicy roasted lamb penis, and ten skewers of roasted dragonflies with honey sauce!"
Lin Yu was vigilant, and hurriedly asked Lin Yong to turn over the roast suckling pig, and then walked to the hall.
Sure enough, Zhao Junhao and a young long-haired pretty girl sat close to the stage. The two ate roast lamb while enjoying the song and dance program of "Qinhuai Eight Beauty".
This beautiful girl with long hair is not Sun Ruiting, she is younger and more enchanting than her.
Zhao Junhao ate his mouth full of greasiness, raised his head, and stared at Chen Yuanyuan with a wretched smile.
Lin Yu knew that Zhao Junhao was resentful for no reason, and would never come to the "Dream Barbecue Restaurant" for consumption and barbecue.
There must be a stream of bad water in this guy's stomach, and he doesn't know what tricks he is playing.
Lin Yu remained calm and walked directly in front of Zhao Junhao.
"Master Zhao, long time no see!"
Zhao Junhao took his gaze away from Chen Yuanyuan, put down the bamboo stick, and said with a smirk: "Your kid's barbecue restaurant is such a booming business, how much is your monthly income?"
Lin Yu said: "Compared to my small street shop that was set ablaze, the income of Dream BBQ Restaurant is a hundred times higher!"
The muscles on Zhao Junhao's face trembled, because he was the instigator behind the late-night arson case.
Lin Yu said: "You change your girlfriend more diligently than you change your clothes! Where is Sun Ruiting? Where is she?"
The long-haired pretty girl next to her looked at Zhao Junhao: "Who is Sun Ruiting?"
Zhao Junhao's expression looked awkward.
Lin Yu said: "Sun Ruiting is Mr. Zhao's ex-girlfriend. After playing with him, he gave it to dad Zhao Tianhai as a honey."
Zhao Junhao hurriedly argued: "Don't spread rumors! Sun Ruiting is not my ex-girlfriend, she tried to chase me, but I refused..."
The long-haired pretty girl smiled sweetly: "Ah Hao is so good, there are too many women who want to post it."
Lin Yu was about to say something sarcastic, but held back.
In order to prevent the beautiful girl with long hair from taking advantage of the problem, taking the opportunity to make trouble and affecting the customers to eat barbecue.
Zhao Junhao picked up a bunch of "roasted pig's trotters with marinated fragrance", took a hard bite, and commented while chewing: "Your kid's barbecue cooking skills are really good. If there are any other special barbecues, feel free to serve them up!"
Lin Yu deliberately said: "Dream BBQ restaurant provides high-end customers with high-end ingredients, and the price of special barbecue is very expensive!"
Zhao Junhao sneered: "Why, are you afraid I won't be able to afford it? I can sell ten fantasy barbecue restaurants with my money!"
Lin Yu said: "Sorry, I forgot, you are the son of the richest man in Jinling, you are not short of money!"
Immediately, Lin Yu clapped his hands and said loudly, "everyone, I have good news for you!"
Suddenly, the hall became quiet.
Lin Yu announced: "Tonight Mr. Zhao will pay the bill!"
Chapter 556 Accidentally Became Your Prisoner
Wow!There was warm applause in the hall!
As we all know, the price of various barbecue delicacies in "Dream BBQ Restaurant" is relatively high.
If the customers eat with their stomachs open, Zhao Junhao will be responsible for paying the bill tonight, and he will have to pay at least 10 yuan, or even more!
"Waiter, roast a whole lamb for me!"
"Roast two suckling pigs for me!"
"I want twenty sticks of cumin roasted wild boar whip!"
"I want thirty sticks of roasted puffer fish with walnuts!"
"Waiter, bake me a yak leg!"
"Give me fifty skewers of red ginseng, winter dates and roasted silkworm chrysalis first!"
"..."
Everyone ordered food one after another, lest they be left behind.
Zhao Junhao couldn't help being anxious when he was forcibly consumed.
Just as he was about to deny paying the bill, he heard a pretty girl say, "Young Master Zhao is bold, he is indeed the son of the richest man in Jinling!"
Another pretty girl said: "Today's luck is very good. It just so happens that Zhao Junhao also came to eat barbecue. He is so generous! So handsome!"
Lin Yu took the opportunity to say: "Look, all the beauties praise you, are you embarrassed not to pay the bill?"
Zhao Junhao was stunned.
Lin Yu said: "If you announce now that you won't pay the bill, everyone will definitely despise you!"
Zhao Junhao frowned, and said viciously: "You deliberately bullied me!"
Lin Yu said: "Give you a chance to show off, let everyone praise you, how can you be negative?"
Zhao Junhao sneered: "If you pay the bill, you will pay the bill. If you spend 20 or [-] yuan on barbecue, I can afford it!"
At this time, Xiao Zhao and Di Renjie walked into the restaurant and winked at Lin Yu.
Lin Yu stopped mocking Zhao Junhao and led Xiao Zhao and Di Renjie up to the second floor and into the office.
Di Renjie hurriedly said: "Tonight's game is cancelled!"
Lin Yu was surprised: "Why cancel it?"
Di Renjie said: "The people in the chess and card room seem to have discovered that I used an electronic jammer, and suddenly changed tonight's game to next Sunday night."
Lin Yu asked, "you agreed?"
Di Renjie said: "I agreed, but I made a request to play mahjong in another venue."
Lin Yu asked: "Where do you want to change?"
Di Renjie replied: "Bishuiwan Hot Spring Resort!"
Lin Yu was suddenly curious: "Why did you choose Bishuiwan Hot Spring Resort?"
Xiao Zhao said with a smile, "I reminded Lao Di to ask him to play mahjong at 'Bishuiwan Hot Spring Resort', and then I will give you a chance to make trouble, call the police and catch the bet!"
Lin Yu's heart moved: "You mean, let me inform Shen Lechen to raid Bishuiwan Hot Spring Resort?"
Xiao Zhao said: "Yes, the police went to the 'Bi Shui Wan Hot Spring Resort' to catch gambling, which led to the closure of the resort for rectification. Zhao Tianhai was even more worried. Concubine Yang can take this opportunity to lower the price!"
Lin Yu gave a thumbs up: "A clever plan! Xiao Zhao is so smart!"
Di Renjie said: "You have to tell the police that I am an undercover agent, you can't really detain me!"
Lin Yu said: "Don't worry, I will tell Shen Lechen in advance to put on a good show!"
Di Renjie said: "Just to be cautious, wait until next Sunday before you notify Shen Lechen to prevent any rumors from leaking."
Lin Yu nodded, full of expectation...
At 11:30 in the evening, the "Dream Grill Restaurant" closes.
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