I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Chapter 660 The Fighting King in the Barbecue World

Lin Yu pretended to be panicked and grabbed Ruyan's neck.

He threatened loudly: "Don't come here! Otherwise, I'll blind her eyes!"

As soon as the words fell, Ruyan got rid of Lin Yu's control and poked his eyes with her hands instead.

"Oh!" Lin Yu covered his eyes and continued to pretend to be a rookie.

Ruyan snorted: "You have no skills, but you still go to brothels like others! Not only do you eat and drink for nothing, but you actually want to play for nothing? You are too courageous! Let me teach you a lesson!"

Ruyan holds Lin Yu down and punches and kicks her.

Although she has a lot of strength, she can't hurt Lin Yu's body with her fists and feet, just like scratching itches.

Lin Yu played his acting skills and kept screaming.

After Ruyan finished beating, she proudly said: "See if you have to be beating like this, you go!"

Three thugs surrounded Lin Yu and tortured him violently.

In an instant, Lin Yu secretly exercised his skills, and his muscles were full of strong fighting ability...

The third aunt checked Lin Yu's baggage, but she didn't find any money.

She was so angry that her brows stood on end: "Dare to go to Fenglai Tower to eat Bawang's meal and pick up my number one girl? Starting today, you stay here and work as a handyman for three months to pay off my debts!"

Lin Yu exclaimed: "Three months? Is it too long?"

The third aunt said: "If you do not do well, you will be fined for another three months!"

Lin Yu got his wish and stayed in "Fenglai Building" as a handyman, waiting for the appearance of Emperor Tongzhi.

The next day, Lin Yu performed the disguise technique, disguised himself as a young master, slipped out of "Fenglai Building" and rushed to "Piaoxiang Garden".

On the way, there was no police to follow.

Arriving at Piaoxiangyuan, Lin Yu saw Bao Longxing, who also became a handyman, busy serving tea and water to the guests.

However, Bao Longxing's mouth was open with a dull expression.

Lin Yu deliberately asked the maid beside him, "who is that kid? Why does he keep opening his mouth? "

The maid said: "His name is A Xing, and he ate Bawang's meal in Piaoxiangyuan last night. There was no money in the bag. Our proprietress only found a book, and she was so angry that she burned the book. A Xing was dumbfounded and opened his mouth. Open, haven't closed until now, like an idiot."

Obviously, Bao Longxing's "Blue Sky Cheats" was burned, which hit him hard.

Lin Yu took his seat, waved and shouted: "Ah Xing! Pour tea for Grandpa!"

Bao Longxing came over with the teapot in his hand and poured tea foolishly.

Lin Yu said in a low voice, "Master Xing, I'm Lin Yu!"

Bao Longxing was startled: "You are Lin Yu?"

Lin Yu said, "yes, I disguised myself and came to see you."

Bao Longxing said with tears: "I'm so unlucky, the "Blue Sky Cheats" my father gave me was burned by the proprietress of Piaoxiang Garden..."

Lin Yu said: "Burn it and burn it, you can't understand it anyway."

Bao Longxing said: "I'm going to find a gentleman to help me translate the small script in the book..."

Lin Yu said: "The content in the book is just theoretical knowledge. If you want to eradicate corrupt officials and win the lawsuit, you must rely on wisdom!"

Bao Longxing said: "My IQ is considered high, but I have no experience."

Lin Yu said: "You stay here as a handyman, slowly accumulate experience, and wait for the emperor to visit brothels."

Bao Longxing said: "I hope that the emperor will go out of the palace in micro-clothes as soon as possible, and come to visit the brothel."

Lin Yu said: "Take care, I'll go to Cuihonglou and have a look at Bao Youwei."

Immediately, Lin Yu left "Piaoxiang Garden" and rushed to "Cuihong Building".

Coincidentally, Lin Yu saw Bao Youwei lying on the floor in the lobby on the first floor, wiping the floor, and his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.

You don't need to ask to know that this guy ate the overlord's meal last night and was severely beaten.

Lin Yu stepped forward and squatted in front of Bao Youwei: "Youwei, thank you for your hard work."

Bao Youwei raised his head: "Young master, do you know me?"

Lin Yu said in a low voice, "I'm Lin Yu. I disguised myself specially to come to Cuihonglou to see you."

Bao Youwei said happily: "Look at you, you should have got some money, give me a few dozen taels for emergency."

Lin Yu said: "I got a fart! I ate Bawang's meal in Fenglailou and was fined as a handyman for three months."

Bao Youwei said, "Me too, and I was beaten up..."

Lin Yu said: "Master Xing is already working as a handyman in Piaoxiangyuan. You can work at ease and wait for the emperor to visit the brothel."

After finishing the order, Lin Yu left "Cuihong Building" and returned to "Fenglai Building".

Snapped!A tall, fat woman slams the table!

She yelled proudly: "Call your lady boss to come out, or I will scold her eighteen generations of ancestors!"

This woman is Sangu's industry competitor, Grandma Lihuo.

The third aunt walked leisurely, waving the cattail fan, and asked with a smile: "Grandma Lihuo, what's the matter, so angry?

Lie Huo's grandma stared round and said, "Your girl, you have snatched up all my guests, how do you settle the score?"

The third aunt said: "Guests come and go, men are fickle, there is no such thing as someone snatching someone's guests."

Grandma Lihuo said arrogantly: "Do you want to blame? No, I want you to lose money, and then serve tea to admit your mistake! Otherwise, I will burn your chicken coop!"

Sangu's face darkened: "You're a mother, why did you come here to quarrel today?"

Grandma Lihuo clenched her fists and rushed to Sangu, and the two started a fierce quarrel.

Sangu's speech was extremely fast and her vocabulary was extremely rich, and she was so scolded that Grandma Lihuo was helpless.

In the end, Grandma Lihuo's hair was disheveled, smoke was coming from the top of her head, and she fell to the ground and fainted!

Everyone applauded enthusiastically, applauding Sangu.

In the movie "Nine Grades of Sesame Official: White Bread and Blue Sky", Bao Longxing marveled at Sangu's fighting skills.

So, he practiced quarreling skills hard, pointed at the sea and cursed, and concentrated on stealing the third aunt's quarrel skills.

Moreover, Bao Longxing worked hard, biting the weight with his mouth, and blowing out the candles with his tongue.

He is done, the bent wood becomes straight, the dead say they are alive, the candle blows out, and even the sea explodes!

Lin Yu doesn't need to practice quarreling skills hard. His eloquence is already very good, and he only needs to show his edge at the right time.

Silent night.

After Lin Yu finished his chores, he entered the house and closed the door.

As soon as he turned around, he almost bumped into Ru Yan.

Lin Yu asked, "what do you want to do?"

Ruyan said: "Can't you feel it? Close your eyes first..."

Lin Yu said: "Damn, still playing this trick? Wasn't it bad enough that you beat me last time?"

Ruyan said softly: "I won't hit you, I just want to chat with someone."

Lin Yu said: "I'm just a small handyman. You are the number one in Fenglailou. Our identities are different. What's there to talk about?"

Ruyan said: "I am empty, lonely, and I am so cold."

Lin Yu said with a dark smile, "it's not that serious, is it?

Ruyan showed a look of grievance: "Facing those stinky men all day long, there is no one to talk to..."

Lin Yu said, "I'm also a smelly man."

Ru Yan said: "You are not, you are different from them, I can see that."

Lin Yu said: "You are quite discerning, and you can recognize heroes with your eyes."

Ruyan approaches Lin Yu: "Hold me."

Lin Yu said, "hug you? It's not appropriate."

Ruyan said: "I just want a man who doesn't make me hate, who can give me a little warmth."

Lin Yu spread his arms: "well, it's a good deed."

Suddenly, the third aunt with a white mask on her face came over, pulled away Ruyan, and leaned against Lin Yu's chest.

Lin Yu smelled a different smell, opened his eyes and hurriedly pushed Sangu away.

The third aunt scolded: "Bastard! Want to fuck my girl?"

Lin Yu said: "I'm chatting with Ruyan, what are you doing here? Do you want to find fault and quarrel?"

The third aunt pointed at Lin Yu: "you eat my, live in my, pull my, sleep with my girl, and pick up my girl, are you human?"

Lin Yu said: "Ruyan said that being a singer is too hard and she is not interested. I just comfort her. You are also a girl, or an old hen. Have you ever felt empty and lonely and cold?"

Facing the torture of the soul, the third aunt was taken aback: "Yes...what does it matter to you?"

Lin Yu said: "It's none of my business? I work as a handyman in a brothel. Of course I hope the girls are well. When they are in a bad mood, they will neglect the guests. The guests must be angry. If they are angry, they will not come. If they don't come, they will close the door. I'll sleep on the road when the door is closed, how dare you say that you don't care about my business?"

The third aunt said, "How dare you talk back to me? Be careful!"

Lin Yu said: "I will pick up your bones before I die!"

The third aunt said: "You gave birth to a son without eyes!"

Lin Yu said: "You gave birth to the son without eyes!"

The third aunt said: "I see how long you can be fierce?"

Lin Yu said: "It's fierce until you die!"

The third aunt was choked and said: "I...I..."

Lin Yu said: "You are more beautiful without makeup than with makeup, and it is better to be a ghost than a man!"

Sangu said: "You...

Lin Yu said: "I am so angry that you will faint, and I will scare your soul away by being a ghost!"

At this moment, Lin Yu's speech was like a cannonball, which made the third aunt unable to resist, backed up again and again, and almost fell down.

Sangu never expected that Lin Yu's quarrel would be so powerful!

Ruyan reached out to support the third aunt: "Are you okay?

The third aunt said: "Stinky boy, don't leave if you have the guts, I will bring someone back to fight with you!"

Lin Yu said proudly, "I'll wait for you!"

Later, Sangu led a group of women who were good at quarreling and came to besiege Lin Yu.

Facing the indiscriminate bombardment of the women, Lin Yu fought hard to meet the enemy and won the victory smoothly!

Immediately afterwards, Lin Yu was hailed as the "king of quarrels".

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the next day.

Lin Yu sat in Ruyan's room drinking tea, and Ruyan peeled apples for him.

Ru Yan's face was full of admiration: "You quarreled with Sister Liu in the next street this morning, and her mouth was crooked, and she couldn't quarrel with you, you are so amazing!"

Lin Yu smiled lightly: "Small idea! My best skill is actually barbecue, not quarrel."

Ruyan said: "Barbecue? Why haven't you seen it before?"

Lin Yu sighed: "Oh...it's hard to say, I was persecuted by corrupt officials, and I was not allowed to sell barbecue on the street..."

Before I finished speaking, I only heard the third aunt, the proprietress, yelling outside: "You are so rude! How can you force your way!"

When Ru Yan heard this, she put down the knife: "Who is it? How courageous!"

Lin Yu's heart moved slightly, and he guessed it was Leibao.

He hurried out of the room and looked closely.