I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Lin Yu said, "It's too late!"

Li Xiangqin said: "Just use a hammer and a screwdriver to dig out the bullets, and you will die of pain!"

Lin Yu said: "It doesn't matter. I will take a distraction method and divert my attention, which will relieve part of the pain."

Ah Qi thought for a while and snapped his fingers: "I'll help you distract yourself!"

After speaking, he took out a video tape from the suitcase and put it in the video recorder.

On the TV screen, a picture that is not suitable for children appeared.

Li Xiangqin hurriedly reminded: "Ah Qi, what are you doing, why are you showing this unhealthy video."

Ah Qi said: "This trick is called - diverting eyes and distracting Dafa! Let Lin Yu watch wonderful foreign romance movies, so as to divert his attention!"

Li Xiangqin retorted: "Romance movies? Please, it's obviously an obscene video, don't think I don't understand anything!"

Ah Qi said: "What are you more interested in? Romance movies are just an elegant name for them! Lin Yu, watch the movie quickly!"

Lin Yu's thick eyebrows frowned: "Ah Qi, don't use your bad hobbies to try to attract my attention! I never watch such boring movies, please put them away, and don't pollute the eyes of me and Aqin... "

Aqin stared at the TV screen and said to herself: "Actually, it's pretty good..."

"Damn!" Lin Yu raised his voice, "Aqin! My attention was not attracted, but you were attracted instead!"

Ah Qin came back to her senses, her face flushed with embarrassment: "I...it's the first time I've seen this kind of film, so I'm curious..."

Ah Qi turned off the video recorder, took out the video tape, and put it in the suitcase.

Lin Yu said, "Aqin, do you have chess at home?"

Ah Qin shook her head: "No!"

Lin Yu said: "Is there any Go, Junqi, Checkers, or playing cards?"

Ah Qin said: "Only checkers!"

Lin Yu said: "Bring the checkers, Ah Qi will play checkers with me to divert my attention!"

Aqin quickly brings checkers and places them in front of Lin Yu.

Ah Qi asked: "Are you sure, play checkers with me?"

Lin Yu said: "sure! Let's start, you go first!"

Ah Qi picked up the glass ball and took a step.

Lin Yu said while playing checkers: "The method I use is the "Distraction Dafa" used by the ancient genius doctor Hua Tuo! Aqi, dig the bullets!"

Ah Qin obeyed the order and carefully hit the screwdriver with a hammer...

Ah Qi was shocked by Lin Yu's bravery: "It's okay? I admire you so much!"

Lin Yu said loudly: "In ancient times, Guan Yunchang concentrated on playing chess, scraping bones to cure poison! Today, Lin Yu concentrates on playing checkers, digging bones to get warheads!"

Puchi!A splash of blood stained the faces of Lin Yu and Ah Qi red.

Li Xiangqin hurriedly said, "I'm sorry...my hands are shaking too much, I dig too much..."

Ah Qi fixed her eyes and checked Lin Yu's wound: "Oops! You cut Lin Yu's blood vessel!"

Li Xiangqin turned pale with fright: "Then what should we do? Lin Yu, continue playing checkers with Ah Qi!"

Lin Yu closed his eyes slightly, and worked secretly to prevent excessive bleeding.

Li Xiangqin asked: "Lin Yu, can you still hold on?"

Lin Yu showed his acting skills and pretended to be in a state of fainting: "Ah Qin, Ah Qi...you two talk to me and ask me all kinds of questions. Don't let me fall asleep, otherwise, I won't wake up again..."

Li Xiangqin hurriedly asked, "What's your name?"

Lin Yu said: "My name is Lin Yu! Sister, calm down and ask some in-depth questions, okay?

Li Xiangqin continued to dig bullets with a screwdriver: "Depth? Well... There is a farm where the number of chickens is four times that of ducks, but the number of ducks is nine less than that of pigs. The total number of ducks and pigs is 67. Excuse me, the whole How many feet do all the animals on the farm have?"

Lin Yu said: "The depth is too much! This kind of math problem will make me dizzy!"

Ah Qi hurriedly said, "Lin Yu, how many people did you kill when you were an assassin in the International Assassin Organization?"

Lin Yu said: "Exactly one hundred!"

Ah Qi asked: "Who was the last time you performed a mission and betrayed your teammates?"

Lin Yu said flickeringly, "His name is Hao Jian!"

Ah Qi said: "A person is as the name suggests, betraying one's own person is really cheap!"

Lin Yu said, "Aqin, let me ask you a question."

Li Xiangqin said, "Just ask..."

Lin Yu looked up at the wall: "who are the man and woman in this painting?"

Li Xiangqin: "My father and mother."

Lin Yu asked: "Where are they?

Li Xiangqin said: "They died when I was very young, I don't have much memory."

Ah Qi interrupted: "It turns out that everyone is an orphan, no wonder when I'm with you, I feel very kind!"

Lin Yu asked again: "Aqin, have you ever been in love?"

Li Xiangqin replied: "I have received strict spy training since I was 12 years old, and I have never had the opportunity to meet boys..."

At this time, Li Xiangqin dug out the bullet.

Lin Yu said: "Turn down the air conditioner, I'm a little cold..."

Ah Qi stood up and turned off the air conditioner.

Li Xiangqin hugged Lin Yu's shoulders to keep him warm, and the two sat side by side like a couple in an oil painting.

Seeing the scene in front of her, Ah Qi was quite emotional, and the jealousy in her heart disappeared.

Li Xiangqin took out the warhead, poured gunpowder on Lin Yu's wound, and lit a match.

"Fuck..." Lin Yu screamed, pretending to faint.

Li Xiangqin yelled worriedly: "Lin Yu! Lin Yu! Wake up! Wake up..."

Lin Yu opened his eyes and smiled lightly: "Thank you for digging out the bullet. I'm fine."

Li Xiangqin was very happy and hugged Lin Yu.

Ah Qi brought a towel from the bathroom and asked Lin Yu to wipe off the blood from his face and hands.

Lin Yu said: "Lai Youwei is dead, and the clue to the dinosaur skull is also broken. Our mission is not yet completed."

Ah Qi said: "I think that the dinosaur skull was hidden in a warehouse somewhere, and his wife should know the exact location."

Lin Yu said: "Lai Youwei just hiccupped. Going to find his wife now is likely to encounter police officers. We will investigate the situation tomorrow before launching further actions."

Listening to the conversation between Lin Yu and Ah Qi, Li Xiangqin hesitated to speak.

She wanted to tell Lin Yu the truth, but reason prevailed.

Because Li Xiangqin couldn't admit that he shot and killed Lin Yu and Ah Qi.

Ah Qi said with a smile: "I've been tossing all night, I'm hungry, I'm going to buy wonton noodles."

Lin Yu said: "Okay, you go first! I'm going to prepare kebabs and roast white roses with honey sauce for Ah Qin to taste!"

When Ah Qi walked out of the room, Li Xiangqin said: "Lin Yu, take a rest, I will wash the white roses."

Lin Yu leaned on the sofa and watched Li Xiangqin enter the kitchen with a white rose.

The dug out bullets were placed on the coffee table.

It is a 224 spittoon sub-bomb, which belongs to Li Xiangqin's special bullet for sniper rifles.

Lin Yu's mind is as calm as water, and he will not expose Li Xiangqin for the time being.

Ding! "Myriad Worlds BBQ System" starts suddenly!

[Master please pay attention!Release the third task of "Domestic Lingling Paint", the third of "Zhou Xingchi's Top Ten Movies"! 】

[Harvest Li Xiangqin's heart and gain her loyalty, and work together to eradicate the man with the golden gun! 】

【Mission successful, reward 5000 barbecue points!If the mission fails, 5000 barbecue points will be deducted! 】

Lin Yu thought to himself that the task is not difficult, because Li Xiangqin's heart is about to be harvested by him.

As for her loyalty, it still needs to be tested.

After all, Li Xiangqin has been working for the commander (the man with the golden gun) and is loyal to him.

Five minutes later, Li Xiangqin walked out of the kitchen: "Lin Yu, the white roses are cleaned!"

Chapter 682 I wish you two become barbecue princes

Lin Yu walked into the kitchen, took out the grill from "Wanjie BBQ System", and placed it by the window.

Immediately, he began to bake "Honey Roasted White Roses".

A few minutes later, a scent filled the kitchen and floated into the living room.

Li Xiangqin leaned against the door of the kitchen and said with a smile, "It's the first time I've eaten roasted roses."

Lin Yu picked up a small brush, dipped it in pure natural wild honey, and spread it evenly on the petals of white roses.

Li Xiangqin asked: "Lin Yu, you were busy grilling just after taking the bullet, can you hold on?"

Lin Yu raised his thick eyebrows: "you care about me so much?"

Li Xiangqin's face was slightly red: "You risked your life to pick roses, I am very touched..."

Lin Yu said: "I promise you, I will definitely do it! Even if you go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire, you will never turn back!"

Li Xiangqin asked: "It's just a bouquet of white roses, is it worth it?"

Lin Yu said: "For you, of course it's worth it!"

Li Xiangqin's heart trembled slightly, and her eyes flickered with fluorescence.

At this time, Ah Qi hurried home with three wonton noodles.

Lin Yu put the baked "Honey White Rose" on the plate and handed it to Li Xiangqin.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Yu grilled another [-] skewers of "Red Willow Roast Lamb" before putting away the grill and sitting in the living room.

Ah Qi devoured the wonton noodles "sucking and sucking".

Li Xiangqin tasted the "Honey Roasted White Roses" carefully and was full of praise.

"Wow...the roasting is great, the petals are sweet but not greasy, with the fragrance of roses, and the heat is just right!"

Lin Yu said: "In addition to roasting roses, I am also good at roasting azaleas, roses, gardenias, lilies, and peonies."

Li Xiangqin said: "If there is a chance, I would like to try it."

Ah Qi picked up a bunch of "Red Willow Roasted Lamb", and said while rolling, "Lin Yu, after completing the task, we will partner up and open a large and luxurious barbecue restaurant. What do you think?"

Lin Yu said: "Prince Pork, have you changed your career and stopped selling pork?"

Ah Qi said: "People go to high places, and water flows to low places. I also have lofty ambitions and aspirations."

Li Xiangqin giggled and said, "Your ambition is really great. It turns out that you want to open a barbecue restaurant."

Ah Qi said: "If the business is booming, then open branches, create a chain brand, and open barbecue restaurants in Xiangjiang and abroad! How about this ambition?"

Li Xiangqin said: "It's okay, I wish you two success! Become a barbecue prince!"

Lin Yu took a sip of the noodle soup and asked Li Xiangqin, "What are your plans?"

Li Xiangqin said: "I am an agent. I have completed this mission and am waiting for the next mission."

Lin Yu said: "Look, you are very loyal to the commander."

Li Xiangqin said: "The commander raised me and trained me to be an agent. I must obey his orders and repay him."

Lin Yu said, "haven't you thought about yourself?"

Li Xiangqin asked, "What are you thinking about?"

Lin Yu said: "Consider your life, your future life."

Li Xiangqin was startled, and frowned slightly: "My life... is to perform tasks..."