I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Zhizunbao raised his head and chest, and tightened his belt.

"Everyone, prepare your weapons and go kill Chunsanniang..."

Zhizunbao's voice suddenly changed its tone, looking funny.

Lin Yu said: "Guangzhu, your voice has changed! It can be seen that the injury of Qishangquan is getting worse! In this case, how to deal with Chunsanniang?"

Zhizunbao asked: "What good idea do you have?"

Before Lin Yu could answer, the second master said, "Master, why not poison the roasted mutton to death Chunsanniang!"

Lin Yu said: "No! Chunsanniang has been in the rivers and lakes for many years and has experienced countless dangers and dangers. She is very vigilant and will definitely find that there is poison in the mutton! When the time comes to kill, we will be miserable!"

Zhizunbao said: "Well, it makes sense! Unless it is a last resort, you can't take poisoning methods, so as not to affect my glorious image!"

Erdangjia said: "Guangzhu, we are bandits who take over the mountain and become kings. How can we have a glorious image?"

Zhizunbao raised his hand, and slapped Erdangjia, bang, this time he hit!

"Idiot! I've said it more than once, we have to be bandits with ideals and aspirations, we can't be satisfied with the status quo, and be cast aside by the world! Why don't you have a memory?"

Erdangjia covered his face: "Master, I remembered this time..."

Zhizunbao said: "Let's go! Go and meet the devil first! Everyone look at my wink and act!"

Lin Yu pretended to be timid and said: "Master, Chun Sanniang's martial arts are very powerful..."

Supreme Treasure said: "What are you afraid of, I have everything!"

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The scenery in the bath is beautiful.

Spring Thirty Niang was lying in the water, very comfortable.

Suddenly, Supreme Treasure opened the door and entered, squatting by the bathtub.

Immediately afterwards, the heads of many bandits poked out from the upstairs and downstairs positions.

Chun Sanniang was startled, and hurriedly covered her chest with a gauze scarf.

Standing behind Zhizunbao, Lin Yu stares at Chunsanniang with rounded eyes on purpose.

Zhizunbao laughed, squinted and said: "The leader of the Axe Gang, nicknamed 'Jade Face Flying Dragon' Zhizunbao! I have heard the name of 'Human Face Peach Blossom' for a long time, and the name of Spring Thirty Niang is like thunder! May Thirty Niang come to this gang, What are you doing?"

Chun Sanniang sank into the pool and emerged from the other side.

Zhizunbao couldn't see the figure, so he looked around.

Lin Yu reminded: "Master, Chunsanniang is on the opposite side!"

Chun Sanniang said: "I want to stay here for a while and taste the delicious food grilled by your chef."

Supreme Treasure asked: "I don't know how long a moment is?"

Chunsanniang said, "Two days and three nights."

Supreme Treasure said with a smile: "Oh, it's not long..."

Chunsanniang continued, "It could be three, five, or ten years!"

Zhizunbao's face turned cold: "Damn! It's been so long! You really treat my place as an inn!"

Chun Sanniang said: "Anyway, when the person I'm waiting for shows up, I will leave!"

Zhizunbao quietly held the ax on his back: "I'm afraid you won't live that long!"

Lin Yu hurriedly pressed Zhizunbao's shoulder: "Master, don't be impulsive, calm down!"

Because, when Supreme Treasure pulled out the axe, he would pull off his belt, thus embarrassing himself in public.

Zhizunbao said angrily: "Didn't you hear, this female devil is trying to occupy my territory for a long time! How can I calm down?"

He immediately drew out the axe, stood up suddenly, and the pants fell off!

When Chun Sanniang took a look, she hurriedly turned her head to avoid: "What do you want to do?"

Zhizunbao hurriedly picked up his pants and joked, "I'm done urinating, put on my pants!"

Chun Sanniang asked, "Are you peeing here?"

Supreme Treasure said: "That's right, otherwise why would you have a big tank of water to take a bath?"

Chunsanniang scolded angrily: "You bastard! How dare you piss in the pool!"

Supreme Treasure said: "Devil head! You don't have such a long life to wait for the person you want to see!"

Immediately, Supreme Treasure put down his trouser belt, raised his axe, and rushed towards Chun Thirty Niang with a roar.

As a result, Zhizunbao tripped over his pants, hit the pillar with the ax, and hit the pillar with his head!

Ouch, Supreme Treasure fell into the pool, splashing water.

Lin Yu exclaimed: "The leader fell into the water! Help the leader quickly!"

Erdangjia led many bandits, broke in and besieged Chunsanniang!

I saw Chun Sanniang splashing a pool of water, repelling many bandits, and then stepping on Zhizunbao's head, putting on a red scarf, and at the same time using extremely gorgeous whirlwind kicks, kicking away the other group of besieging mountains thief.

In an instant, Chun San Niang showed jaw-dropping magical skills, which shocked the souls of many bandits, no, scared their guts out.

Lin Yu reached out and grabbed Zhizunbao in the bathtub and pulled him up.

Zhizunbao spat out the water in his mouth, and yelled at Chunsanniang: "Damn female devil! Don't be arrogant! Want to kill me? Ask my brothers first!"

He turned his head and saw that the Erdangjia and many bandits had escaped.

Only Lin Yu is still standing beside zhizunbao.

Zhizunbao was so angry that his eyes were full of anger, and he quickly chased after him, pointing at the bandits and scolding: "You have no loyalty! You guys who eat inside and out! Oh my god! It's a waste of my usual trust and protection! I'm so disappointed!

Erdangjia and many bandits picked up the copper coins one after another, piled them on top of their heads again, and knelt down on their knees.

"Forgive me! Heroine!"

"Forgive me! Forgive me..."

Lin Yu didn't pick up the copper coins, nor did he kneel down.

Zhizunbao said: "See, at the most dangerous moment, Lin Yu stayed by my side! When you all begged for mercy from the female devil, Lin Yu still fought side by side with me!"

Erdangjia said: "Lin Yu didn't run away because his reaction was slow! Inexperienced..."

Zhizunbao said: "Damn, are you still talking too much? From today on, Lin Yu will take your place. He will be the second head of the gang!"

Erdangjia said: "Guangzhu, now is not the time to dismiss me, but to surrender to Chunsanniang..."

Supreme Treasure said: "Idiots! Do you think that the devil will let you go if you surrender? Brothers, no matter what, you must fight to the end with the devil! Do you hear that?"

All the thieves held the stack of copper coins on their heads tremblingly, and no one dared to resist.

Lin Yu raised his axe: "Swear to protect the leader! Fight with the devil!"

Supreme Treasure praised: "Good brother! I didn't miss it!"

Chun Sanniang sat at the door, smiling sweetly.

Supreme Treasure said arrogantly: "Chunsanniang, if you have the ability, kill us all!"

Chun Sanniang said: "The man has gold under his knees. Since they are willing to beg me, their lives will be temporarily deposited with me."

The second master hurriedly said: "Thank you heroine, thank you heroine!"

Chunsanniang looked at Zhizunbao and Lin Yu: "As for you two, you really have backbone! Well, I'll send you two to see Lord Yan!"

Suddenly, Zhizunbao raised his hands high, threw his body to the ground, and begged for mercy.

Chunsanniang laughed loudly: "Hahaha! You can teach a child! Spare your life!"

Supreme Treasure clapped his hands to express his gratitude.

Lin Yu pretended to be surprised: "Guangzhu! Why did you give in to the female devil? Let's fight side by side!"

Supreme Treasure said in a low voice: "A good man can bend and stretch, take a step back and open up the sea and the sky. I was hit by the Seven Injury Punch, and I can't fight head-on with the female devil head. Surrender for the time being and wait for the opportunity to counterattack..."

Lin Yu said: "Understood, those who know current affairs are outstanding!"

Zhizunbao ordered loudly: "Lin Yu, go and roast mutton for the heroine! Blind man, go and prepare a jar of fine wine for the heroine!"

Chun Sanniang said: "Don't worry, you all wash the soles of your feet and lie down there waiting for me!"

Chapter 724 The taste of barbecue is heavier

Soon, Lin Yu and the bandits lay side by side on the ground, with their feet facing the sky.

Erdangjia asked puzzledly: "What do you mean by Spring Thirty Girls? It's too unsightly for us to pose like this!"

Lin Yu said: "Chunsanniang is a female devil, so she must have special hobbies. I wonder if she is tricky about the taste of barbecue?"

Er Dangjia said: "Don't guess, the female devil's taste is definitely tricky, maybe your barbecue is too salty or too spicy, you must be careful, don't anger the female devil."

Zhizunbao complained angrily: "Damn! This posture damages my image and hurts my self-esteem."

Chun Sanniang came over, holding a thin bamboo pole, and inspected the soles of the bandits' feet one by one.

Zhizunbao said in a low voice: "Fortunately, we only look at the soles of our feet, not the back!"

Er Dangjia said: "Guangzhu, are you afraid of being looked down upon?"

Supreme Treasure smiled and said, "It's not that I'm afraid, it's you who are afraid!"

Er Dangjia was curious: "Why?"

Supreme Treasure said: "Because you have a lot of prickly heat on your back buttocks, maybe the female devil thinks it is unclean and cut it off!"

Erdangjia was surprised: "You... how do you know that I have so many prickly heat?

Supreme Treasure said: "The last time the blind man peeked at you in the shower, he saw it!"

The second master turned his head and asked the blind man next to him: "Why are you peeking at me taking a shower?"

The blind man chuckled, "Not only did I peek at you, I peeked at everyone!"

Everyone was shocked and scolded the blind man one after another.

Lin Yu hurriedly said: "Blind man, be honest, don't peek at me!"

The blind man smiled obscenely: "You blushed before I peeked, are you shy?"

Lin Yu said: "Shame on you, uncle! I'm a man, and another man peeked at me while taking a bath. It's so fucking disgusting and so frightening!"

At this time, Chun Sanniang walked up to Zhizunbao and checked the soles of his feet.

"Why are there so many hairs on the soles of your feet?"

Zhizunbao raised his thick eyebrows: "It's normal! Because I'm a real man with great majesty! Hehe, does it make your heart itch?"

Witnessing Zhizunbao's teasing, Chun Sanniang couldn't help being angry, and stretched out her hand to ruthlessly pull off a bunch of Zhizunbao's foot hair!

"Aw!" Supreme Treasure screamed in pain.

Chun Sanniang ordered: "From today onwards, I want you to check all the people who pass by Wuyue Mountain day and night!"

Supreme Treasure hurriedly asked: "What are you looking for?"

Chun Sanniang said: "Check the soles of their feet, and if you find anyone with three moles, please notify me immediately!"

After speaking, Chun Sanniang turned and left, returned to the house, and waited for Lin Yu's barbecue.

The Erdang said: "Boss, we don't rob, but only look at the soles of people's feet. If our colleagues know about it, they will laugh at us as perverts!"

Supreme Treasure said: "Idiot! The devil asked us to look at the soles of his feet, should we just watch it obediently? Just now, I used a tactic of delaying the attack and pretended to surrender, so as to lower the vigilance of the devil!"

Lin Yu gave a thumbs up: "The gang leader is brave and resourceful, and can bend and stretch, which is admirable!"

The second master said: "Damn, you really know how to flatter!"

Zhizunbao said: "Shut up! Lin Yu is now the second in charge, you should respect him!"

Lin Yu said: "Leader, I have considered again and again, I can't be the second head of the gang."

Supreme Treasure asked: "Why? Don't be modest!"

Lin Yu said: "It's not modest! I just joined the gang, and I don't have any military achievements. I'm afraid I won't be able to convince the public."

Supreme Treasure nodded: "Look, this is a bandit with high quality! He has a future!"

Lin Yu said: "The guild leader has won the award, I know myself."