I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Zhizunbao said: "So, you have to work hard, take the initiative to attack, please Fairy Zixia, and fuck her hard!"

Without the instigation of Supreme Treasure, Lin Yu also wants to reap the heart of Fairy Zixia.

However, according to the plot of the movie "A Chinese Journey to the West: The Great Sage Marries a Wife", only by pulling out Zixia Fairy's Ziqing sword can she touch her heart and capture her soul.

Lin Yu wants to complete the third task released by "Myriad Realms Barbecue System". He not only has to pull out the Ziqing sword of Fairy Zixia, but also prevent Zhizunbao from drawing the sword!

As for whether he can pull out the sword, Lin Yu has no idea...

Zhizunbao continued: "Lin Yu, I beg you, hurry up and use your personal charm, go to Fairy Zixia, and create a chance for me to steal the Moonlight Treasure Box!"

Lin Yu said: "It's a beauty trick, you can try it, but first find a way to get Zixia Fairy's sword!"

Supreme Treasure asked: "Why do you want to use her sword?"

Lin Yu said: "That sword must be Fairy Zixia's deadly weapon. If we get it, it will greatly weaken Fairy Zixia's fighting power. If Fairy Zixia turns around and attacks me, at least I can resist for a while, and you Take the opportunity to steal the Moonlight Treasure Box!"

After listening to Zhizunbao, he gave a thumbs up: "Good brother! Smart! Brain!"

Lin Yu chuckled: "The boss is over the prize!"

Supreme Treasure said: "When we get the Moonlight Treasure Box, we will return to Pansi Cave 500 years later, rescue Jingjing and Chunsirniang, and return to Wuyue Mountain. I will make you the second master!"

Lin Yu reminded: "Guangzhu, you are the Sun Wukong who supported the world, and you are destined to protect Tang Seng to go to the west to learn scriptures. How can you go back to Wuyue Mountain?"

Supreme Treasure said: "I'm not Monkey King with a monkey face, let alone a bodyguard for Tang Seng! As long as I don't wear a golden hoop, I'm still Supreme Treasure! The leader of the Ax Gang!"

Lin Yu said: "Let's not discuss this issue for now, how are you going to get Ziqing sword from Fairy Zixia?"

Zhizunbao scratched his scalp, thought for a moment, and snapped his fingers.

"Take the strategy of turning the tiger away from the mountain!"

Lin Yu asked: "How to implement it?"

Zhizunbao said: "I will yell outside the cave later to lure Fairy Zixia out, and you take the opportunity to steal her Ziqing sword."

Lin Yu asked: "What if Fairy Zixia goes out with a sword?"

Zhizunbao said: "Pansi Cave is the territory of Fairy Zixia, it is very safe here, she will not carry a sword all the time!"

Lin Yu said, "well, give it a go."

Supreme Treasure immediately ran out of Pansi Cave, shouting loudly.

"Fairy! The moon is out! Look quickly! Fairy! Fairy..."

Zhizunbao called several times before Fairy Zixia walked out of Pansi Cave.

Her face was frosty, and she looked at Zhizunbao: "What are you yelling outside?"

Supreme Treasure pointed to the bright moon in the sky: "Look at the moon, it is round and bright! Use the Moonlight Treasure Box quickly to avoid your sister Fairy Qingxia's pursuit!"

Fairy Zixia frowned: "Bitch! Tell people everywhere that I will harm her!

Fairy Zixia at this moment is Fairy Qingxia in her body.

Supreme Treasure found that Fairy Zixia's expression, eyes and tone were not right: "You...are you scolding me?"

Fairy Qingxia said: "I scold Zixia! I am her sister Fairy Qingxia! Don't listen to her nonsense! Huh, bitch!"

Zhizunbao was confused.

Fairy Qingxia said: "A slut goes down to earth, what kind of person is he looking for? It's an insult to the teacher! Do you think she is cheap?"

Supreme Treasure said: "You are obviously Zixia Fairy, Pansi Fairy! How could you be Qingxia Fairy? You see, the moonlight is very bright now, and I can see clearly! Don't play tricks on me anymore, okay?"

Fairy Qingxia despised Supreme Treasure: "You are so stupid! Where did the bitch find a fool?"

Supreme Treasure said: "Use the moonlight treasure box quickly while the moonlight is bright, and escape far away, otherwise, your bitch sister will kill you soon!"

Fairy Qingxia scolded angrily: "Bastard! How dare you call me a bitch!"

Boom, Fairy Qingxia knocked out Supreme Treasure with a punch.

At this moment, Lin Yu is standing in Fairy Zixia's bedroom, holding the Ziqing sword.

His heartbeat suddenly accelerated.

If you draw out the Ziqing sword, you can play your acting skills with peace of mind, find a chance to draw the sword in front of Fairy Zixia, and harvest her heart!

Lin Yu took a deep breath and clenched the hilt of his sword with his right hand.

He exerted all his strength, but the sword was firmly inserted in the scabbard and did not move at all!

Fuck, failed!

It fully shows that Lin Yu failed to change the original setting in the movie - only Zixia Fairy's favorite person can pull out the Ziqing sword.

Lin Yu was not reconciled, and suddenly exerted strength, but still did not draw out the Ziqing sword.

He collected himself, put down the Ziqing sword, and left the bedroom.

Coincidentally, Fairy Zixia came, to be precise, it was Fairy Qingxia.

Lin Yu pretended to be relaxed: "Fairy, haven't you rested yet?"

Fairy Qingxia stopped and looked at Lin Yu coldly: "Are you Zixia's cook?"

Lin Yu said: "Yes, I am good at grilling all kinds of delicacies, did the fairy forget?"

Fairy Qingxia asked, "What are you doing here?"

Lin Yu said: "Let me ask Fairy, do you want to have supper?"

"Don't eat!" Fairy Qingxia refused decisively.

Lin Yu said: "Spicy roasted rice cake, eat it as a midnight snack, it tastes very good, fairies, shall you try it?"

Fairy Qingxia said: "I hate spicy food the most!"

Lin Yu said: "The previous spicy roasted duck neck, the fairy ate three in a row, and praised me for roasting it very well!"

Fairy Qingxia scolded angrily: "Bitch! Knowing that I don't like spicy food, you still eat the neck of a spicy duck! Damn it!"

Lin Yu pretended to be confused: "Fairy, I don't understand what you said, you... Are you sleepwalking?"

"Swim your head!" Fairy Qingxia punched Lin Yu on the forehead.

Lin Yu fell down and pretended to be unconscious...

Chapter 740 Bravely Fighting the Four Heavenly Kings

After Lin Yu pretended to faint, Fairy Qingxia walked into the stone room and closed the stone door.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Yu quickly got up and ran out of Pansi Cave.

I saw Supreme Treasure lying on the ground, falling into a coma.

Lin Yu carried the supreme treasure and returned to the cave.

After 10 minutes, Zhizunbao woke up and opened his eyes.

Lin Yu knew the reason and asked: "Guangzhu, why did you fall outside the cave?"

Zhizunbao rubbed Wuqing's eye circles: "I lured Fairy Zixia out, she got nervous and claimed that she was her sister Fairy Qingxia, and I was punched hard by her too...you stole Ziqing Got the sword?"

Lin Yu shook his head and said, "I was discovered by Fairy Zixia just after I got the Ziqing sword, and she punched me down."

Zhizunbao sighed and patted Lin Yu on the shoulder: "Oh... We are connected by fate!"

Lin Yu said: "I haven't stolen the Ziqing sword now, but it has aroused the suspicion of Zixia Fairy, which will definitely affect my beauty trick."

Supreme Treasure said: "Don't give up, you still have a chance to win Fairy Zixia."

Lin Yu took advantage of the situation and said, "You have to cooperate with me with all your strength and help me get Zixia fairy!"

Supreme Treasure said: "Don't worry, I will do my best to make Zixia Fairy for you!"

……

The next morning.

Lin Yu is busy grilling delicious food, and Zhizunbao is heating hot water beside him.

Fairy Zixia came with a smile on her face.

"Hey! Zhizunbao, why did your eyes hurt?"

Zhizunbao said: "Daxian, don't be ridiculous, you beat me up last night, and you still pretend you don't know?"

Fairy Zixia was stunned: "Did I hit you last night?"

Zhizunbao said: "you not only hit me, but also Lin Yu."

Fairy Zixia looked at Lin Yu: "you're not hurt."

Lin Yu said: "My ability to fight against blows is relatively strong."

Fairy Zixia frowned slightly: "Understood, my sister Fairy Qingxia did something good."

Supreme Treasure picked up a bunch of roasted beef ribs, and said while eating: "You beat us, and you still don't admit it? You are not aboveboard at all!"

Fairy Zixia explained: "Last night, what you saw was my sister Fairy Qingxia! What did she tell you? Don't believe her, she is crazy!"

Lin Yu said with a smile: "Fairy, you can hit it if you hit it, why lie and fool me and Zhizunbao!"

Fairy Zixia said: "I'm not lying! My sister Fairy Qingxia fought too hard with me in her previous life, so the Tathagata Buddha rolled the two of us together and turned them into a wick and put them in the sun and moon lamp. , we need to practice hard and resolve this grievance! It's a pity that things backfired, and now we are fighting even more fiercely than before!"

Supreme Treasure was astonished: "You share the same body with Fairy Qingxia?"

Fairy Zixia said: "Yes, I am Zixia during the day, and Qingxia at night!"

Lin Yu laughed deliberately: "Hahaha, Tathagata Buddha? It's so ridiculous! I don't believe it!"

Fairy Zixia asked, "Do you think I'm schizophrenic?"

Lin Yu said: "Absolutely schizophrenic, and a terminal patient."

Fairy Zixia said: "I don't! That woman is really my sister!"

Lin Yu said: "Sorry, I can't accept your explanation at all."

Fairy Zixia said: "How can you believe it?"

Zhizunbao hurriedly said: "I suggest, you and Lin Yu's hands are tied together, and we will see each other tonight!"

Lin Yu secretly smiled in his heart and praised Zhizunbao.

Fairy Zixia said: "Okay, when the black is about to get dark, I will tie Lin Yu's hands together to prove that I have never left!"

Lin Yu took out the "Jinling Roast Duck" from the grill and put it on a tray.

Fairy Zixia praised: "Wow! This duck is roasted so oily and bright red, it whets the appetite just by looking at it!"

Lin Yu introduced: "The authentic 'Jinling Roast Duck' is even loved by the emperor."

Fairy Zixia said: "I'm in Heaven, and I've never eaten roast duck. I'm lucky today."

Lin Yu picked up a sharp knife, quickly cut open the roast duck, sliced ​​out the duck meat, and asked Fairy Zixia to taste it.

Fairy Zixia ate a few slices of roast duck, feeling very happy, and she did not hesitate to praise her.

Zhizunbao picked up a roast duck wing and ate it with relish.

Fairy Zixia asked: "Lin Yu, where's the eight-treasure suckling pig you roasted?"

Lin Yu said: "In the evening, we will roast the Babao suckling pig."

Fairy Zixia said: "After eating the roast duck, let's set off and go for a walk in the nearby town."

Lin Yu asked, "what are you going to town for?"

Fairy Zixia said: "The reason why I left the heaven and came to the mortal world is to find someone."

Supreme Treasure swallowed the duck meat: "Who are you looking for?"

Fairy Zixia smiled: "Temporarily confidential."

Supreme Treasure said: "You are looking for someone, I am looking for Jingjing, why don't we use the Moonlight Treasure Box?"

Zixia Fairy retorted: "Your head is so funny, there is no moonlight in broad daylight, how do you use the Moonlight Box? Besides, the Moonlight Box is my personal property, why do I use it for you?"

Supreme Treasure was stunned, blinked helplessly, and continued to gnaw on the roast duck wings...

After eating and drinking, Fairy Zixia rode on the donkey and led Lin Yu and Zhizunbao to leave Pansi Cave.

The three walked for an hour, approaching noon.