I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Zhu Bajie said, "I'm a monk, so I'm here for alms! Donor, can you give me a few skewers of grilled tofu and slices of grilled steamed buns?"

Lin Yu laughed: "If you want to pretend to be a monk, please put on a monk's makeup. Maybe I will give you a few skewers of roasted tofu when you see that you are working hard. Seeing your ugly appearance, you still want to cheat for barbecue? Daydreaming? Hurry up Get out!"

Zhu Bajie had no choice but to return to Tang Sanzang.

Lin Yu picked up a bunch of "Red Willow Roast Lamb" and handed it to Zixia: "Try the authentic Western Region lamb I roasted."

Zixia's eyes were full of vigilance.

Lin Yu said: "Don't worry, there is no poison in the mutton skewers. If I want to kill you, I will do it in the woods."

Zixia sneered: "With your martial arts, can you kill me?"

Lin Yu looked left and right, and his eyes stayed on Zhu Bajie's nine-toothed rake.

"Zixia, look at that fake Zhu Bajie's weapon, I used the "Six Meridians Sword" to show you!"

After finishing speaking, Lin Yu raised his hand to perform the martial arts of "Six Meridians Excalibur", and accurately hit the nine-toothed rake ten meters away, which made Zhu Bajie jump up in shock.

Zixia was dumbfounded: "You... how can you be so powerful in martial arts..."

Lin Yu said: "I have always kept a low profile and kept my secrets! Do you think you can kill me again with your martial arts?"

Zixia couldn't help feeling jealous, and took a step back.

Lin Yu said: "Don't worry, I will never hurt you! When I see senior brother, I will reveal the truth and avenge your master and wife!"

At this time, Monkey King rushed over and stared at Lin Yu.

"What are you looking at?" Lin Yu squeezed some salt and pepper and sprinkled it evenly on the mutton skewers, "Do you think that wearing a monkey mask and a broken armor is Monkey King, Monkey King? The big brother of the tour guide said it well." That's right, the hair on your head is split, and the make-up is too sloppy and amateurish!"

Sun Wukong asked in a low tone: "Lin Yu! Do you know Zhizunbao?"

Lin Yu said: "What is Supreme Treasure? Gold ingot?"

Monkey King asked again: "Have you ever been to Wuyue Mountain? Do you know the Ax Gang?"

Lin Yu said: "I have never been to Wuyue Mountain, but I know that there are a group of bandits there, who specialize in robbing passers-by!"

Monkey King then asked: "Have you seen Chun Thirty Niang?"

Lin Yu replied: "I haven't seen it! I heard that she is a female devil in the rivers and lakes, with a human face and a peach blossom spring [-] mother! When I see her, I must surrender her and abolish her martial arts!"

Sun Wukong sighed: "So, you don't know Bai Jingjing either..."

Lin Yu shouted impatiently: "brother, do you want to buy barbecue or not? If you don't, go aside and don't hinder my business."

Monkey King turned his head and stared at Zixia: "Are you Fairy Zixia?"

Zixia said: "I'm not a fairy, you've won the prize!"

Sun Wukong said: "Woman, can you lend me your sword to admire?"

Zixia hesitated and became more vigilant.

Sun Wukong said: "Don't get me wrong, I think your sword looks familiar."

Lin Yu teased: "Have you ever acted as a knight before and used similar swords as props?"

Sun Wukong grinned: "Yes, female hero, can you show me a little bit?"

Zixia finally nodded and handed the sword to Monkey King.

This sword is indeed the Ziqing sword. In the movie "A Chinese Journey to the West: The Great Sage Marries a Wife", Supreme Treasure once pulled out the Ziqing sword!

Fairy Qingxia revealed that if Fairy Zixia falls in love with someone on her own initiative, then that person can also pull out the Ziqing sword.

Sun Wukong held the Ziqing sword tightly, observed carefully, and suddenly drew the sword!

Unexpectedly, the sword is in the sheath, and it doesn't move at all!

Sun Wukong exerted his strength suddenly, but he still couldn't pull out the Ziqing sword.

Lin Yu breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "brother, you are so hungry, you don't even have the strength to draw your sword!"

Sun Wukong's expression was embarrassing: "I... I'm not hungry..."

Lin Yu picked up ten skewers of baked tofu puffs, ten skewers of baked potatoes, ten skewers of roasted eggplant, and ten skewers of baked steamed buns, and handed them to Monkey King.

"Okay, don't put on a show! The four of you pretend to be Tang Monk's mentor and apprentice, and you can't cheat a penny for a long time! I will show mercy and send you some barbecue. When you are full, go on the road!"

Sun Wukong received a large handful of barbecued food: "Brother, after I go to the West to learn scriptures, I will use the Moonlight Treasure Box to travel back to Mount Wuyue, and we will meet again!"

Lin Yu waved his hand: "come on, don't talk childish nonsense to me."

Sun Wukong nodded gratefully, turned and left.

So far, Sun Wukong has lost the aura of the protagonist due to the change of the plot.

Next, Lin Yu became the leading actor.

Sun Wukong returned to Tang Sanzang: "Master, although that man's name is Lin Yu and he looks like Lin Yu, but he doesn't know us at all, nor does he know Chunsanniang and Bai Jingjing!"

Tang Sanzang said: "Where is Fairy Zixia?"

Sun Wukong said: "That heroine is not Fairy Zixia either! However, her weapon is the Ziqing sword!"

Tang Sanzang asked: "How do you know?"

Sun Wukong said: "Fairy Zixia went down to earth in private in order to pursue true love. She once swore to the sky that whoever can pull out her Ziqing sword will be the one she likes!"

Zhu Bajie said: "I also know about this. The Bull Demon King tried to marry Fairy Zixia, but he couldn't pull out the Ziqing sword at all!"

Sun Wukong said: "I tried to pull out the Ziqing sword just now, but I couldn't pull it out, which proves that it is indeed the Ziqing sword of Fairy Zixia!"

Tang Sanzang said: "Namo Amitabha! Fairy Zixia and Lin Yu have become people in the rivers and lakes after traveling through time and space, forgetting what happened 500 years ago! All this is predestined!"

Zhu Bajie looked at the forty skewers of barbecue in Sun Wukong's hand, drooling from greed.

"Eldest brother, stop chatting and eat barbecue!"

Sun Wukong slapped Zhu Bajie's fat paw away: "Greedy pig! Let Master eat first!"

Tang Sanzang chose a bunch of "roasted eggplant with minced garlic", tasted a few mouthfuls, and praised with a smile.

"Although Lin Yu has forgotten what happened 500 years ago, his barbecue cooking skills are still superb. Grilled eggplant with garlic still tastes the same!"

Drifting chewed the baked tofu and gave a thumbs up: "Baked tofu is still so delicious!"

Zhu Bajie swallowed the baked potatoes in his mouth: "If I can eat Lin Yu's grilled meat skewers every day, I would rather return to vulgarity than become a monk!"

Monkey King scolded: "Stupid pig! You are talking nonsense again!"

Zhu Bajie laughed straight: "Let me express it casually, it's not that I'm really returning to vulgarity!"

Tang Sanzang ordered: "Disciples, after eating, continue on your way."

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Suddenly, a burly man wearing a bamboo hat stepped up to the grill.

Zixia was delighted immediately: "Elder brother!"

Chapter 760 Dueling on the Wall

The elder brother walked up to Zixia and took off the bamboo hat.

Lin Yu observed intently, the eldest brother looked quite handsome, with two thick and long sword eyebrows, which looked extremely attractive.

If you look closely, this senior brother is somewhat similar to the "Brother Duan Shui Liu" in "The King of Destruction".

Zixia burst into a smile: "Elder brother!"

The senior brother nodded: "Junior sister!"

Zixia pointed to Lin Yu and said, "I have caught the murderer who killed Master and Mistress!"

Lin Yu put down the barbecue tongs: "Please, I volunteered to come here with you to wait for the elder brother. How can I be regarded as a prisoner?"

The elder brother glared at Lin Yu and drew out his long sword: "Samurai Xiyang, you killed my master and wife. Today I will avenge them!"

Lin Yu said: "What evidence do you have to prove that I am a murderer?"

The senior brother said: "My junior sister saw the master and his wife lying in a pool of blood with my own eyes. You are holding a dagger, and your body is covered with blood, and you are laughing triumphantly!"

Lin Yu said: "Fuck, I've never seen such a brazen person like you! Not only framed me for murder, but also slandered me for killing and laughing wildly after killing, and described me as a devil!"

Zixia also drew out her long sword: "Stop talking nonsense! Send you to the west!"

Lin Yu said: "Wait a minute! Before I start, I want to treat my senior brother to a skewer of roast lamb!"

The elder brother sneered: "Bastard! Attempt to poison?"

Lin Yu said: "There is no poison in this skewer of roast lamb. After eating it, you will tell the truth!"

The elder brother was startled, not understanding what Lin Yu meant.

Lin Yu went on to say: "My grilled mutton skewers can be used to detect lies and make people tell the truth. Do you dare to eat it?"

The senior brother came to his senses and yelled angrily: "Absurd! You want to play me?"

Lin Yu said: "In front of Zixia, test your honesty! If you dare not eat my grilled mutton skewers, it proves that you have a ghost in your heart!"

The senior brother's eyebrows were slightly wrinkled, and his expression was serious.

Lin Yu continued to take the aggressive method: "Not only do you have ghosts in your heart, but you may also be the real culprit who killed Master and Master's wife!"

The elder brother's eyes widened: "You bastard! Don't spout blood!"

Lin Yu said: "If you are a gentleman, you can eat my grilled mutton skewers!"

The elder brother made up his mind: "Okay! Eat it! Let's see what tricks you play!"

Lin Yu opened the food box, took out a string of mutton, put it on the grill, and quickly flipped it over.

The elder brother put away his long sword and watched Lin Yu's every move vigilantly.

Zixia's eyes are full of curiosity, and she also looks at Lin Yu.

The diners and pedestrians formed a circle, watching with great interest.

Sun Wukong, Tang Sanzang, Zhu Bajie, and Drifting are still sitting under the city wall, eating barbecue with relish.

After 5 minutes, the lamb kebabs are grilled until they are half mature.

Lin Yu took out the "honest cumin powder" and evenly sprinkled it on the mutton skewers.

The elder brother asked sharply, "What did you sprinkle?"

Lin Yu said, "Cumin powder, smell it."

The elder brother approached the barbecue pit and stretched out his head to smell the condiment bottle in Lin Yu's hand.

Sure enough, a strong smell of cumin.

Lin Yu said: "With my martial arts, it is easy to defeat you. There is no need to poison you."

The elder brother said: "Don't be crazy! Waiting will make you unable to survive, and you cannot seek death!"

Lin Yu grilled the mutton skewers quickly. After 2 minutes, he picked up the mutton skewers and handed them to the elder brother.

"Freshly baked mutton skewers, eat while it's hot!"

The eldest brother took the mutton skewers and smelled the smell of meat, and his stomach immediately growled.

Zixia reminded: "Brother, be careful!"

The elder brother put on an indifferent attitude, and pretended to say: "I have deep internal strength, and I am immune to all poisons. Even if this string of mutton is poisonous, it can't do anything to me!"

After finishing speaking, the elder brother opened his mouth and rolled his lips.

Lin Yu asked: "How does it taste?"

The eldest brother swallowed the mutton, showing an expression of enjoyment, but laughed and said: "The taste is very ordinary."

Lin Yu said to Zixia: "If I am not the murderer who killed your master and wife, what would you do?"

Zixia said: "I saw it with my own eyes, can I be wrong? Hmph, what kind of tricks are you playing?"

The eldest brother was really hungry, and quickly finished a bunch of "honest mutton skewers".

He seemed unfinished, but pretended to be disgusted and said: "The barbecue cooking skills are too bad! The taste of lamb is too bland!"

Lin Yu knew that the effect of "honest cumin powder" had not yet been exerted.

The elder brother wiped the corner of his mouth: "I'm done eating, let's see what tricks you play?"

Lin Yu was not in a hurry, as if playing magic, he put away the barbecue pit and the food box.