I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

"For one play, I try to get ten seconds of footage, and for ten plays, I can get one hundred seconds! If I participate in one hundred plays, I will accumulate one thousand seconds, converted to about ten and six minutes! If the duration of a movie is 6 minutes, my accumulated 90 minutes is equivalent to acting in one-sixth of the movie!

After listening to Yin Tianchou's theory, Lin Yu laughed.

"Hahaha, your thinking is too narrow! Acting is not like water drops piercing rocks, nor is it grinding iron rods into needles!"

Yin Tianchou said: "I know, but I need this tenacious spirit. One day, I will succeed!"

Lin Yu said: "Please, even if you participate in the performance of a thousand movies, you are still playing tricks. Although the audience has an impression of you and remembers your face, they will give you a title!"

"What title?" Yin Tianchou asked.

Lin Yu said: "The king of tricks!"

In an instant, Yin Tianchou raised his eight-character eyebrows.

Lin Yu said: "As an actor, you should not be too stubborn. You must learn to create opportunities. You must try your best to be a supporting role and strive to be the leading role! You can't just play tricks all your life, can you?"

Yin Tianchou's thick eyebrows frowned.

Lin Yu's words are like a hammer, hitting Yin Tianchou's heart hard.

Which actor doesn't want to be the protagonist?

Which extra actor doesn't want to be photographed by the director?

However, Lady Luck does not favor everyone.

An ordinary extra like Yin Tianchou, if he can be the leading actor, it's tantamount to winning a big prize.

Lin Yu stood up and patted Yin Tianchou on the shoulder: "Stop talking about such a heavy topic, be calm, and continue to like acting if you like it. Don't hold too much utilitarianism."

Yin Tianchou hummed: "You are right, do what you like, and don't care about the benefits and gains and losses."

The two left the room and sat in the lobby of the welfare club.

A few children were playing badminton in front of the ping-pong table, playing non-stop.

An aunt stood on the stage singing an opera, and a few boring neighbors sat under the stage.

Suddenly, Yin Tianchou said to Lin Yu, "I have a plan."

Lin Yu asked: "What plan?"

Chapter 778

As soon as he heard that Yin Tianchou had a plan, Lin Yu immediately became interested.

Yin Tianqiu said: "I'm going to transform the stage of the 'Neighborhood Welfare Association' into a 'Neighborhood Theater'. The preparations and rehearsals for "Thunderstorm" will start tomorrow. What do you think?"

Lin Yu nodded: "this idea is good, do you sell tickets?"

Yin Tianchou said: "Invite the neighbors in the neighborhood to come to the show, no tickets, it's considered a gift."

Lin Yu said: "Where are the actors? Who are you looking for?"

Yin Tianchou said: "I will be in charge of playing the male lead, and I will find the old man from the neighborhood and a few young people to make guest appearances temporarily. By the way, which character in "Thunderstorm" do you want to play?"

Lin Yu teased: "I want to play the heroine."

Yin Tianchou was startled, then smiled: "Do you like guest roles as female characters?"

Lin Yu said: "Yes, this is called a big guy in women's clothing."

Yin Tianchou said: "Okay, I agree."

Lin Yu said: "I'm joking with you, you should find a pure and beautiful girl to act as the heroine."

Yin Tianchou said: "There are no pure and beautiful girls in the neighborhood of the East District."

Lin Yu said: "I have a strong prediction that you will soon meet a pure and beautiful girl, and she will become your heroine."

Yin Tianchou laughed loudly: "Hahaha, I hope so, I am looking forward to it."

Time passed quickly, and it was five o'clock in the evening.

Lin Yu hurried to the set, took out the magic grill and food box of "Myriad Worlds BBQ System", and started to bake delicious food.

An hour later, Lin Yu finished his work and returned to the "East Neighborhood Welfare Association".

When he arrived at the corridor, he saw Yin Tianchou making a phone call.

"Hi! Aunt Xia, where are you?"

Aunt Xia said impatiently, "What do you want?"

Yin Tianchou's tone was as gentle as possible: "I want to ask again, is there any tricks without dialogue?"

Aunt Xia replied directly: "No!"

Yin Tianchou asked: "The one whose appearance doesn't look very clear?"

Aunt Xia said, "Not at all!"

Yin Tianchou asked again: "Are there any tricks that are completely invisible?"

Aunt Xia yelled: "I can't see you at all now! Don't call again!"

Immediately afterwards, Aunt Xia hung up the phone.

Yin Tianchou was very disappointed and turned around to see Lin Yu.

Lin Yu said: "I just came back from the set. I roasted [-] skewers of mutton and [-] pig's trotters for the crew, and I also brought you a barbecue for dinner."

With that said, Lin Yu picked up the bag.

Yin Tianchou smiled, took the bag, and took out a key.

"I went to the president, and he agreed to rent the room to you, and the rent is very favorable."

Lin Yu said: "Thank you, we will take care of each other in the future."

Yin Tianchou asked: "When you were grilling, did you ask the director what extras you need?"

Lin Yu said: "The film of actress Du Juan'er has a lot of shootout scenes and requires a lot of extras to play killers. They are basically cannon fodder and are killed by Du Juan'er as soon as they appear on the stage. There is no room for their acting skills."

Yin Tianchou nodded.

Lin Yu said: "It just so happens that the production crew is resting tomorrow, and I will help you rehearse "Thunderstorm"!"

Yin Tianchou said: "Okay, tomorrow morning, let's set up the stage together."

Lin Yu opened the door with a key, and the room was the same size as Yin Tianchou's room.

However, this room is empty, without a bed, table and chairs.

Yin Tianchou said, "I found you a folding bed, a folding chair, and daily necessities."

Lin Yu expressed his gratitude and followed Yin Tianchou to the courtyard, where he saw beds, chairs and sundries piled up by the wall.

It was getting dark.

Lin Yu finished decorating the room and washed his face.

After Yin Tianchou finished the barbecue, he called Aunt Xia again, but was hung up as soon as he got through.

He returned to the room in frustration, lay on the bed, picked up "Actor's Self-cultivation", and read it carefully.

……

The next morning, Yin Tianchou and Lin Yu worked together to arrange the "Neighborhood Welfare Association" into a "Neighborhood Theater".

Lin Yu picked up a bulletin board and put it on the stage.

Yin Tianchou was wearing a neat suit but slippers.

Standing on the stage, he said with a smile, "Everyone in the neighborhood, the play "Thunderstorm" is adapted from a famous literary work, and it has already become a household name! I will be the protagonist tomorrow, do you really want to watch it?"

In the auditorium, there is a little girl holding a doll, and a middle-aged man lying down and sleeping.

Indoors, other elderly people are doing aerobics.

Lin Yu said: "Heavenly Qiu, do you want to post some notices on the street?"

Yin Tianchou said: "No, I will find Lord Hong later and ask him to help attract the audience."

Lin Yu deliberately asked, "Who is Lord Hong?"

Yin Tianchou didn't answer, and walked up to the little girl.

The little girl is only four or five years old, and her face is full of childishness.

Yin Tianchou said: "Jiajia, what are you going to do after dinner tomorrow?"

Jiajia replied: "Shit."

Yin Tianchou said: "You must be very happy to watch Uncle play after you shit! Most importantly, you ask Daddy and Mommy to watch together. If they don't come, then cry, act wild, and spit indiscriminately." Shui, be good until they come, Uncle loves Jiajia the most."

As he spoke, Yin Tianchou stretched out his hand and squeezed the little girl's chubby face.

The little girl jumped off the bench and wanted to leave, but Yin Tianchou grabbed her and pulled her back.

"Jiajia, if I don't see you tomorrow, I will end up like this doll!"

Yin Tianchou snatched the little girl's toy, and slammed her head off!

"Did you hear me?"

The little girl was so frightened that she grinned and cried loudly.

Lin Yu hurriedly said to the little girl: "Jiajia, be good, uncle will give you kebabs to eat!"

As soon as the little girl heard it, she immediately stopped talking, raised her head and asked, "Where's the mutton skewers?"

Lin Yu said: "Tomorrow night, when "Thunderstorm" is on, I will provide you with kebabs and chicken wings. Come to me, and I will give you the most fragrant kebabs and the biggest chicken wings, okay? "

The little girl clapped her hands happily: "Okay! Don't lie to me!"

Lin Yu said: "Uncle never cheats on children!"

At this time, Yin Tianchou walked to the next room.

At the desk, an old man is seriously practicing brush calligraphy.

Yin Tianchou said: "Uncle Seven, the play "Thunderstorm" will be performed tomorrow night, have you memorized the script by heart?"

Uncle Qi put down his brush: "I've learned it by heart, don't worry, I even made a song!!"

Immediately, Uncle Qi began to sing English songs.

Yin Tianchou hurriedly stopped him: "Uncle Qi, I will sing the theme song. Besides, the master you are playing is not a foreigner!"

Uncle Qi ignored Yin Tianchou and continued to sing English songs repeatedly.

Yin Tianchou was in a hurry: "Uncle Seven, stop singing! Uncle Seven! Calm down!"

Obviously, the old man's spirit is not normal.

Lin Yu patted Yin Tianchou on the shoulder: "Let him sing, he will stop when he is tired."

Yin Tianchou said: "That's right, if you sing so dryly, you will naturally shut up! Let's go, I'll take you to find Master Hong!"

Ten minutes later, Yin Tianchou and Lin Yu came to the street shop.

Three punks were sitting in front of the store drinking beer.

Yin Tianchou said hello: "Master Hong! Our "Thunderstorm" will be performed soon, shall we rehearse again?"

The actor who played Hong Ye once played a guest role as a gangster in Shaolin football.

The two bastards beside him were also familiar faces.

One bastard is Zheng Wenhui, who once played the nephew of Boss Wu in the movie "The God of Cookery", and he played the role of "Cone Hui" in this movie.

Another bastard is Tian Qiwen, who once played the tuberculosis ghost in the movie "Nine Grades of Sesame Official: White Bread and Blue Sky", and also played the "fairy" Lumao, the double-knife turkey's subordinate in the movie "The God of Cookery".

Master Hong beamed and said, "Is there still a rehearsal for "Thunderstorm"? "Thunderstorm" is all about loyalty! If you come out to play around, you have to talk about two things! The first is to talk about loyalty! The second is to talk about money! Then, Speaking of righteousness, you mean..."

Yin Tianchou hurriedly interrupted Hong Ye: ""Thunderstorm" is about loyalty! But, don't ignore the emotional scene! Because, your character was struck to death by lightning for love in the end!"

Lord Hong said: "When it comes to chopping, let me tell you, there are two kinds of chopping, the first is chopping, and the second is stabbing!"

He rolled up his clothes, revealing a knife scar!

"Look, this scar was cut out by a beef knife! That's how it was stabbed!"

Master Hong turned to Cone Hui, pretending to stab him with a knife.

However, Cone Hui did not respond.