Instantly, Yin Tianchou's eyes lit up: "Brother Sunny, I can act as a dead body!"
The assistant director said: "You promise, after lying down this time, you won't get up?"
Yin Tianchou said: "I promise!"
The assistant director said: "Last time when you played the role of a priest, you fell down after being shot and got up again. This time, I'm worried..."
Yin Tianchou hurriedly said: "This time is different from the last time. The priest is a living person, and the corpse is a dead person. Since I play the role of a corpse, I will lie down obediently and never get up!"
The assistant director hesitated for a few seconds, then waved and said, "Okay, come with me!"
Yin Tianchou was very excited and made an "OK" gesture to Lin Yu!
Lin Yu encouraged while turning over the kebabs: "Brother Qiu! Come on!"
Yin Tianchou followed the assistant director into the studio.
Soon, according to the requirements of the filming, Yin Tianchou was lying on his back on the ground.
Yin Tianchou said politely, "Thank you for taking care of me, Brother Sunny."
The assistant director warned: "Remember, don't move."
Yin Tianqiu said: "Although I am an extra, I also have professional ethics."
The assistant director said: "You play well, and after work is over, I will barbecue for you!"
Yin Tianchou said: "Thank you Brother Sunny, by the way, do you want to put on a costume first?"
The assistant director said: "Of course I need makeup!"
Immediately afterwards, a lump of mud was smeared on Yin Tianchou's face, and red liquid was poured to imitate blood.
The assistant director raised his hand: "The actors are all in place!"
The director is smoking a cigarette:: ACTION! "
Du Juan'er led the general men and horses, somersaulted on the field, and began to fight.
The action is extremely cool, and the picture is quite exciting.
The crew took the opportunity to release a flock of white pigeons to enhance the atmosphere.
Du Juan'er was bounced off by the mechanism, fell to the ground, and continued to kill.
Lin Yu knew without looking that Du Juan'er used a substitute.
After a brutal fight, Du Juan'er wielded a knife and wiped out the enemy, posing cruelly.
At this time, a cockroach appeared and landed on Du Juan'er's boots.
Du Juan screamed in fright: "Ah! Cockroach, cockroach..."
The director hurriedly shouted: "Aren't you going to help?"
As a result, the cockroach flew onto Yin Tianchou's body.
The staff scrambled to beat Yin Tianchou with folding stools, hammers, wooden sticks and other tools.
However, Yin Tianchou remained motionless.
The assistant director said with a smile: "Sister Juan, the cockroach is killed, you don't have to be afraid."
The photographer asked: "Director, can you cut it?"
The director stood up: "Isn't CUT yet? CUT!"
Only then did Yin Tianchou react, opening his mouth to pant.
Du Juan regained his composure: "Okay, okay, let's shoot cockroaches, is this the way to go?"
She picked up the hammer: "You guys are really good, and you are not afraid of hurting others. Is that actor okay!"
Yin Tianchou got up and coughed a few times: "I'm fine... Sister Juan, thank you for your concern."
Du Juan asked, "Why didn't you hide just now?"
Yin Tianchou replied: "The reason why I didn't hide? It's because the director hasn't called cut yet. Since I'm a dead body, of course I can't move! This is the basic quality of an actor!"
After Du Juan'er listened, she was in awe: "Did you hear that? Did you hear that?"
Everyone nodded and said in unison: "I heard it!"
Du Juaner said: "As long as you don't call it CUT, you must continue to act! This is what I often tell you—professional!"
Everyone nodded in agreement.
Du Juan pointed at Yin Tianchou: "What's your name?"
Yin Tianchou replied: "My name is Yin Tianchou."
Du Juaner ordered: "Give him a cup of coffee, and write down his phone number later, God, I will start working with me later!"
Yin Tianchou was ecstatic: "Thank you, Sister Juan, for your care!"
Du Juaner said to the director, "Is this shot OK?"
The director said: "OK! The weapons will arrive soon, sister Juan, let's change her clothes!"
Du Juan shouted: "Sunny!"
The assistant director came over: "Sister Juan!"
While changing clothes, Du Juan said, "I beg you, extras are also very important, just like the silly priest that day, he couldn't die no matter what, don't ask him to mess around in the future."
The assistant director said, "Understood, Sister Juan!"
Yin Tianchou wiped his face and squatted down on the cup: "Sister Juan, I actually acted as that priest."
In an instant, sister Juan's expression was stunned!
Before Yin Tianchou could explain, Lin Yu quickly ran into the studio!
Chapter 780 Versatile Small Merchant
Lin Yu quickly ran into the studio and announced loudly: "Spicy grilled chicken skeleton and honey grilled chicken wings are out of the oven!"
The assistant director said: "Ayu, you just need to tell Bald Da. There is no need to go into the studio in person."
Lin Yu said: "I didn't find a bald man, so I came to inform you."
The director smiled and said: "Okay, we know, after work is over, we will go to have a barbecue."
The reason why Lin Yu broke into the studio at this time was to help Yin Tianchou.
Because, Yin Tianchou will trip over the carpet and spill the coffee on Du Juaner's body, causing her to encounter dangers one after another.
Lin Yu said to Yin Tianchou: "Brother Qiu, come here, I have something to tell you."
Yin Tianchou said: "Don't worry, I'll talk to Sister Juan first."
He immediately turned around and walked towards Sister Juan: "The last time I played the role of a priest, my idea was like this..."
Lin Yu shouted: "Be careful where you step!"
It was too late, Yin Tianchou's right foot was caught by the carpet, he fell forward, and the cup flew towards Du Juan'er.
"Ah!" Du Juan'er exclaimed.
In an instant, Yin Tianchou caught the cup with sharp eyes and hands, but the coffee spilled all over Du Juan'er.
Yin Tianchou hurriedly said: "It's dangerous, it's dangerous...I'll wipe it for you with a towel, wipe it for you..."
Lin Yu reminded: "Be careful! Don't step on the stool..."
However, it was half a beat too late, Yin Tianchou stepped on the stool and hit Du Juan'er accurately in the face.
Snapped!Du Juan'er screamed and fell to the ground, landed on the rail car, and drove forward rapidly.
And in front, is a row of shining sharp knives.
"Be careful!" Yin Tianchou was about to kick Du Juan'er.
At the critical moment, Lin Yu pushed Yin Tianchou away, kicked Du Juan'er, and kicked her out of the slide car.
As a result, Du Juan still fell on the elastic device.
Yin Tianqiu landed on the other side, next to him was the switch controller.
Lin Yu smiled bitterly. Although he tried his best to stop it, he couldn't change the plot at the moment.
Yin Tianchou asked with concern: "Sister Juan, are you okay?"
The assistant director yelled, "Don't touch the controller!"
Another step too late, Yin Tianchou hit the controller with his hand.
Boom!The elastic device suddenly ejected the cuckoo, and she flew into the air, and everyone saluted with attention.
Yin Tianchou looked up at Du Juan'er, and stepped on the blasting device with his left foot.
All of a sudden, Du Juaner burst into the window with sparks and flew out of the studio amidst screams.
The director exclaimed: "Hurry up and save Sister Juan!"
Everyone rushed to rescue Du Juaner, but Yin Tianchou ran out in a panic.
Lin Yu also ran out of the studio: "Tianqiu, go get the barbecue, I left you a big box!"
Yin Tianchou ran to the grill and picked up the lunch box.
He turned back and smiled at Lin Yu to express his thanks.
Unexpectedly, Baldhead came and threw a banana peel at Yin Tianchou's feet!
Snapped!Yin Tianchou fell on all fours, and all the "Honey Sauce Roasted Chicken Wings" in the lunch box fell to the ground.
Baldhead hummed a ditty, bent down to pick up the "Honey Sauce Roasted Chicken Wings", and threw it to the little local dog on the side of the road.
Lin Yu asked unhappily: "bald head, why do you bully Yin Tianchou?"
Baldhead ignored Lin Yu and walked away proudly.
Lin Yu helped Yin Tianchou up: "Do you want it?"
Yin Tianchou supported his waist with his hands, and grinned in pain: "I'm fine, I'm fine..."
Lin Yu said, "Did you hurt your waist?"
Yin Tianchou said: "This hurts a little bit, go home and apply some safflower oil, rest for a few days and it will be fine."
Lin Yu said: "Wait a moment, I'll bake a few more skewers of chicken wings for you."
Yin Tianchou looked back guiltily: "Stop roasting, I have to leave quickly, or Sister Juan will find someone to clean me up..."
After finishing speaking, Yin Tianchou left in a hurry.
Looking at Yin Tianchou's back, Lin Yu sighed helplessly.
……
At two o'clock in the afternoon, Lin Yu returned to the "East Neighborhood Welfare Association".
He carried a bag of "Spicy Roasted Chicken Skeleton" and "Honey Sauce Roasted Chicken Wings" and placed them in front of Yin Tianchou's table.
"For me?" Yin Tianchou was overjoyed when he smelled the smell of meat.
Lin Yu nodded: "it's specially baked for you, eat whatever you want, you're welcome."
Yin Tianchou hurriedly opened the bag, picked up a "Honey Sauce Roasted Chicken Wing", and quickly ate it.
A few children playing indoors looked at Yin Tianchou eagerly, attracted by the "Honey Sauce Roasted Chicken Wings".
Yin Tianchou smiled slightly, took out a few "Honey Sauce Baked Chicken Wings" and distributed them to the children.
"Thank you uncle!" The children happily ate the grilled chicken wings.
Suddenly, six ladies with heavy makeup came.
Lin Yu's spirit was immediately lifted - the heroine appeared on the stage!
The woman who led the team was the mommy of the nightclub, and she led the ladies into the activity room.
With a cigarette in her mouth, Mommy asked Yin Tianchou, "Guardian, is there someone teaching acting here?"
When Yin Tianchou heard this, he quickly swallowed the grilled chicken wings, took out a tissue from the drawer, and wiped his mouth and hands.
Lin Yu smiled and said, "That's right, someone here teaches acting!"
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