I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Lin Yu said: "Yes! With your powerful legs, you will definitely attract many customers."

Ah Xing nodded: "Okay, tomorrow night I will ask Senior Brother to borrow money..."

The next morning, Lin Yu got out of the tent and started running on the rooftop, stretching his legs.

His martial arts far surpassed Ah Xing.

But in order to match the development of the movie's plot, Lin Yu continued to pretend that he didn't know martial arts.

After the exercise, Lin Yu went downstairs with Ah Xing to pick up the waste.

After strolling for a day, the two picked up a bag of beverage bottles and a few pieces of tin.

Lin Yu said: "These pieces of iron sheets can be made into a barbecue pit."

Ah Xing said, "Are you sure?"

Lin Yu said: "Of course!"

Ah Xing said: "Okay, then keep it as a barbecue grill and don't sell it."

Night falls.

Lin Yu and Ah Xing walked into the ballroom quickly.

The elder brother said anxiously: "Why did you two come here! Hurry up and change your clothes and put on makeup!"

Chapter 795 Tonight's performance was messed up

Lin Yu and A Xing followed the senior brother into the lounge.

Soon, the three changed into the costumes of Shaolin monks and put on monk headgear.

The elder brother instructed: "You two, be smart, don't mess up your performance later, or I will be miserable."

Ah Xing said: "Brother, you understand my singing and leg skills, how could I fail in acting? Don't worry!"

Senior brother looked at Lin Yu: "hey, can you do it?"

Lin Yu said: "No problem, I am very good at percussion instruments."

The elder brother nodded: "Okay, if the performance is successful, it will improve my status in the ballroom, and the boss will appreciate me even more!"

Ah Xing asked: "Will the boss give you a bonus?"

The senior brother said: "The performance is successful, the customers are satisfied, and the boss is satisfied. He may give me a bonus when he is happy."

Ah Xing took the opportunity to say: "You paid the bonus, can you lend me some money?"

The eldest brother asked: "What do you want money for?"

Ah Xing patted Lin Yu on the shoulder: "Ah Yu can barbecue, we are going to set up a stall to sell barbecue, and at the same time perform Shaolin Kung Fu to attract customers."

The elder brother smiled and said: "You have finally walked on the right path. Setting up a stall to start a small business is better than picking up scraps all day long!"

Ah Xing asked: "So, are you willing to lend me money?"

The eldest brother said: "If the boss gives you a bonus, I will lend it to you."

Ah Xing grinned and clapped hands with Lin Yu in celebration.

In the ballroom, colorful lights flickered and there were many customers.

On the stage, hung a red banner: Shaolin Karaoke Kung Fu Show.

Lin Yu walked to the drum set, sat down and picked up the drumsticks.

He has the [God-Level Literature and Art Skills] of "Myriad Worlds Barbecue System", and he can reach a state of perfection when playing drums.

Ah Xing and the senior brother stood on the stage holding the guitar, bowing to the customers.

"Boom boom boom...crash!" Lin Yu beat the drum set.

Immediately, Ah Xing played guitar chords and began to sing.

The big brother sang: "Shaolin Kungfu is good!"

Ah Xing sang: "It's really good!"

The elder brother sang with a deep expression: "Shaolin Kung Fu is great!"

Ah Xing sang: "It's amazing!"

The big brother sang: "I am the iron head!"

Ah Xing sang: "Invincible Iron Head Skill!"

The elder brother sang with more devotion: "You have diamond legs."

"I have diamond legs..." Ah Xing couldn't help laughing.

Because, the appearance of the elder brother singing in a serious manner is really funny.

At this time, the proprietor of the ballroom pulled out a beer bottle from his waist to warn the big brother and Ah Xing.

The elder brother took a look and quickly reminded Ah Xing: "Be serious."

Ah Xing put away his smile and continued singing.

The customers in the audience were dumbfounded.

Ah Xing sang: "I am a diamond leg, he is an iron head!"

The elder brother sang with all his heart: "Whoa——Wah——"

Ah Xing couldn't bear it anymore, and laughed again.

The customers were stunned, and a beautiful woman didn't even notice that the wine overflowed the glass.

Ah Xing and the eldest brother walked off the stage, holding the guitar, stepping on the drums, singing and dancing.

Whoosh!A wine bottle flew over and hit Ah Xing on the head!

Boom!The wine bottle shattered, Ah Xing took a few steps back and fell on his back.

The local snake came with the little ruffians and surrounded Ah Xing and the elder brother.

"What are you singing? It's like howling ghosts!"

"Fuck! The lyrics are messed up!"

"I can't understand a word!"

"Who wrote the lyrics? Say!"

The elder brother panicked and hurriedly pointed at A Xing.

Lin Yu put down the drumstick, quickly helped Ah Xing up, and wiped away the glass shards on his forehead.

Ah Xing said: "Actually, creating this thing is very subjective, but I will definitely follow up on your criticisms. Besides, the singing is just the prelude to tonight's show. The highlights are Shaolin's powerful King Kong legs and Iron Head Skill!"

Boom!The little ruffian hit Ah Xing on the head with a stick: "Iron head skills, right?"

The elder brother backed away in fright: "I said it earlier... the lyrics are not good..."

Ah Xing reluctantly explained: "I am not an iron head, he is..."

The little ruffian hit Ah Xing on the head again: "Iron head skills, right?"

Ah Xing covered his head: "I said it all, he is...

The little ruffian slammed Ah Xing on the head again: "Iron head skills, right?"

Lin Yu pretended to be afraid, not daring to stop the little ruffian from bullying Ah Xing.

Otherwise, it will affect the development of the movie plot.

Another little ruffian picked up a folding stool and hit the elder brother's knee: "King Kong legs!"

The elder brother screamed: "Oh...he is the King Kong leg!"

The little ruffian hit the elder brother's leg again: "Still talking about King Kong legs!"

The local snake led the ruffians to surround Ah Xing and the elder brother, and beat them violently.

Ah Xing's forehead was bleeding: "Don't you understand, that is the iron head skill!"

Boom!Ah Xing took another blow, and instinctively grabbed the little ruffian's wrist: "Are you addicted to beating?"

The little ruffian scolded angrily: "What? You want to fight back?"

Seeing the boss standing aside holding a beer bottle, Ah Xing reluctantly let go of his hand and took a few steps back.

"Thank you, thank you very much, the happy time flies so fast, and it's time to say BYEBYE again! Listen to the song first! Music!"

Lin Yu returned to his seat and played the drum set.

Unexpectedly, the little ruffian hit Ah Xing on the head again: "What the hell! Are you still pretending to be garlic?"

Eldest brother had already been beaten on his back, unconscious.

Ah Xing's head was in severe pain, and he was a little confused: "Thank you, thank you..."

The little ruffian laughed and scolded: "Damn, you're still holding on!"

The little ruffian in the back, picked up the microphone stand, and smashed A Xing wildly!

Ah Xing staggered forward, but was knocked down by another little ruffian with a metal trash can!

The local snake sneered: "Damn, that's all, what about iron head skills? Vajra legs? Garbage?"

The owner of the ballroom nodded and bowed, with a smile on his face.

The local snake didn't pay for the drinks, and led the little ruffians away.

Lin Yu helped Ah Xing up: "how are you? Do you want to go to the hospital?"

Ah Xing said weakly: "No need, just rest for a while..."

At this time, the elder brother woke up, hugging his knees: "It hurts me to death, I'm the iron head, they beat my legs..."

The boss came over and pointed at the elder brother with a beer bottle: "You shitty Shaolin Kungfu plus singing and dancing, the guests don't like it at all, and you don't even pay for the drinks, you idiot!"

Boom!The boss hit the elder brother on the head with a beer bottle.

The elder brother said with a mournful face: "I don't want to do this either, but those people are too barbaric, beating them indiscriminately regardless of injustice..."

The boss said angrily: "What the hell, the place was smashed, I lost a lot, I have to settle this account with you!"

At this moment, Ah Xing's forehead was still bleeding, Lin Yu helped him out of the ballroom and went to the hospital for bandaging.

After healing, Ah Xing regained some energy.

He said with righteous indignation: "Those little ruffians have bullied people too much. I want to find them and seek justice!"

Lin Yu asked: "Do you know them?"

A Xing said: "I don't know them, but I have seen them, and they often move around the waste collection station."

Lin Yu said: "Tonight's performance was messed up. The senior brother didn't get a bonus, so he definitely wouldn't lend us money to set up a barbecue stall."

Ah Xing said: "Don't worry, think of a way..."

the next day.

Lin Yu and A Xing came near the waste collection station and found local snakes and ruffians sitting on the street drinking.

Ah Xing said to Lin Yu: "You don't know kung fu, find a place to hide."

Lin Yu nodded and walked ten meters away.

Suddenly, he felt the urgency to urinate, and quickly slipped to the corner.

Coincidentally, Uncle Da came, also urgent to urinate.

Lin Yu turned on the water and asked, "what are you busy with?"

Uncle Da said: "I'm bored, pick up some bottles and sell them for money! Have you learned Kung Fu from Ah Xing?"

Lin Yu said: "Just started learning, practicing basic skills."

Uncle Da said: "Your nerves are not normal, don't be fooled by that kid, what kind of bullshit does he have Shaolin Dali King Kong legs, it's purely a lie!"

A woman passed by and saw Uncle Da urinating against the wall, and responded with a contemptuous expression.

Uncle Da pouted, not caring.

Immediately afterwards, Uncle Da found that the can that was kicked away by A Xing was stuck in the opposite brick wall.