I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Uncle Da sneered: "He is so poor that he can't even afford a new bicycle, and he still imitates other people's decorations? Childish!"

Ah Xing said: "Senior Brother Third, he is a face-saving person."

Lin Yu knew that when the third senior brother bent down to pick up the dropped coin, he found that the coin stood upright in the crack of the road...

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After a while, the three of Lin Yu walked into a supermarket.

Ah Xing said: "My sixth junior brother has the best relationship with me, if I ask him to join the team, he will definitely agree!

Soon, I saw the sixth junior brother.

Ah Xing introduced: "He is my sixth junior brother, nicknamed 'Qinggong floating on water'!"

The sixth junior brother was tall and burly, as fat as a fat pig, chewing potato chips non-stop.

Ah Xing said: "This is a famous football coach, Brother Feng!"

The sixth junior brother extended his hand politely: "Brother Feng! Hello!"

Uncle Da asked, "What is floating?"

Ah Xing said: "Qinggong floats on the water!"

Uncle Da said, "Mr. Qing, hello!"

Ah Xing introduced: "This is my assistant, Lin Yu!"

The sixth junior brother shook hands with Lin Yu: "Brother Yu, hello!"

Lin Yu said: "The Sixth Junior Brother has an amazing body and is free and unrestrained. When I saw him today, he was extraordinary!"

The sixth junior brother laughed: "Brother, are you going to play football?"

Ah Xing said: "That's right! We are going to form a Shaolin Kungfu football team! If you add that you are as light as a swallow floating on the water, the attack of the upper and middle lanes can be said to be flawless!"

Uncle Da expressed doubts: "Are you really that sure?"

Ah Xing said: "Yes! I'm sure!"

Uncle Da shrugged: "That's good! Is there any special weight-loss medicine?"

Obviously, Uncle Da looked down on the fat Sixth Junior Brother.

The sixth junior brother hurriedly said: "It's useless to take diet pills! I have a cold germ and my brain is drooping, so I can't lose weight! Since Master passed away, I have been so fat, let alone light work now, I can't even walk faster!"

Ah Xing looked up and down: "It's a little fat...but it's not a big problem."

The sixth junior brother took out a photo: "Look at what I looked like before!"

In the photo, the sixth junior brother is very thin.

Lin Yu said: "When you are not fat, you are quite handsome!"

The Sixth Junior Brother sighed: "Alas... Ever since I made it like this, I can't even date girls! You guys won't understand this kind of feeling!"

Ah Xing said: "I understand! Why am I not!"

The sixth junior brother said: "No! Newspapers and magazines said that you have many girlfriends!"

Ah Xing suddenly became nervous: "Yes... yes... what newspaper is it?"

The sixth junior brother said: "I'm sorry, I said the wrong thing again! Since I got this disease, I often lose control! Don't worry about me, just go!"

The sixth junior brother grabbed a handful of potato chips, turned and left.

Ah Xing shouted: "Junior brother!"

The sixth junior brother stopped and turned around.

Ah Xing encouraged: "Give yourself some confidence! You can do it!"

The sixth junior brother said: "Everyone calls me Zhu Fatty, only you call me junior brother! Thank you!"

Suddenly, a female customer came up: "Zhu Fatty, help me take off the red toilet paper! It's the red roll!"

Toilet paper wrapped in red, on top of a pile of toilet paper.

The sixth junior stood on tiptoe and stretched out his hand as far as possible, only ten centimeters away from the toilet paper.

Lin Yu said: "Sixth Junior Brother! Don't give up! You will definitely get it! Believe in yourself!"

The sixth junior brother gritted his teeth and continued to work hard.

Ah Xing and Uncle Da watched intently.

The sixth junior brother held his breath and jumped up suddenly!

Boom!The sixth junior brother directly threw down the entire row of toilet paper.

In an instant, Uncle Da was disappointed.

Lin Yu helped the sixth junior brother up: "You are only a little short of success, and you will definitely be able to use light work next time!"

The sixth junior brother's face was flushed with shame.

Ah Xing leads Lin Yu and Uncle Da out of the supermarket and squats on the side of the street.

Uncle Da complained: "It's too funny, you brothers and sisters are more weird than the other!"

Ah Xing said: "They are trapped by life and have not inspired their fighting spirit yet."

Uncle Da sneered: "Fighting spirit? Damn, fight like a bird!"

Lin Yu said: "next, who to go to?"

Ah Xing replied: "Second Senior Brother!"

Uncle Da said: "Forget it, why don't you find nine players from the amateur team."

Lin Yu said: "No! We are forming the "Shaolin Kung Fu Football Team". How can we find players from the amateur team?"

Ah Xing stood up: "Let's go! I think I can convince Second Senior Brother that he is an ambitious person!"

Lin Yu secretly smiled, and continued to enjoy the funny show...

Chapter 798

Lin Yu believes that the first task released by "Wanjie Barbecue System" is very simple.

In fact, Lin Yu didn't need to think too much, just a few words of encouragement could stimulate the nerves of the five senior brothers and stimulate their fighting spirit deep in their hearts, thus joining the "Shaolin Kung Fu Football Team".

After all, no one wants to be a salty fish at the bottom and do nothing for the rest of their lives!No one wants to live a worthless life and be bullied all day long!

What's more, if you participate in the "Super Bowl" competition, you can get a prize of 100 million yuan if you win the championship!

Lin Yu and Uncle Da followed Ah Xing to a restaurant.

The second senior brother sat in front of the store, busy washing dishes.

Ah Xing was not polite, and quickly explained his intentions.

The second senior brother frowned slightly: "Play football?"

Ah Xing said: "Yes! Second senior brother! Your 'whirlwind leg kick' back then was extremely powerful. If you used it as a defender, I'm sure you would...

Uncle Da interrupted casually: "There is no flaw!"

Ah Xing nodded: "That's right!"

The second senior brother snorted: "Look at my current virtues, I'm still 'swinging my legs in a whirlwind'! I haven't practiced for a long time, and I'm almost on the ground!"

A Xing said: "It doesn't matter if you are unfamiliar, as long as you have the fighting spirit, martial arts will definitely come back!"

Lin Yu took the opportunity to encourage: "Look at the temperament and eyes of the second senior brother, he is definitely a man with great ambitions and unwilling to be mediocre!"

The second senior brother pouted: "Really?"

Ah Xing smiled and said, "However, I saw you washing the toilet the day before yesterday. How did you change your career and become washing dishes?"

"Why?" The second senior brother threw the bowl in his hand into the sink, "I want to ask this question too! I don't understand! Why isn't my father Li Jiacheng? Why am I so handsome but want to lose my hair?"

The second brother has a high hairline and is a little bald.

He said angrily, "You guys are not as handsome as I am, but you don't lose your hair?"

Ah Xing and Uncle Da proudly raised their hands and wiped their hair.

The second senior brother continued: "Why do people have books to read when they were young, but when I was young, my father forced me to practice some rotten martial arts! I have practiced until now, washing the toilet! Washing the dishes!"

The second senior brother became more and more indignant as he talked, he threw the rag into the basin, splashed water, and landed on Ah Xing and Uncle Da.

Lin Yu said: "Second senior brother, calm down. Practicing martial arts is not a bad thing. Not only does it add a skill, but it can also strengthen your body! Look at your physique, how big and masculine you are!"

The second senior brother stared round his eyes: "Because I practiced martial arts since I was a child, and practiced so hard on 'whirlwind legs', my stature is not tall, and I still have bow legs! I have a shitty masculine charm!"

Ah Xing said: "Actually, fate is in your own hands! Second Senior Brother, you must calm down!"

The second senior brother grabbed a kitchen knife and stood up abruptly!

"Calm down? If I'm not calm enough, I'll hack you to death long ago! Damn! Let me calm down?"

The second senior brother got emotional, cursed loudly, raised his knife and brandished it.

Lin Yu, Ah Xing, and Uncle Da were forced to retreat and leave quickly.

Uncle Da shook his head and sighed: "Ah Xing, your five senior brothers are all unreliable. Do you know other Shaolin masters?"

A Xing said: "My five brothers and I have lived together since we were young. We know ourselves and our enemies very well. They are the best candidates. There is no need to find other Shaolin masters."

Uncle Da said: "I'm familiar with a bird, they don't want to play football!"

Ah Xing said: "Don't worry, give them some time to think about it!"

Lin Yu said: "Yeah, give them some time. After all, they don't know how to play football and need to think about it seriously."

Uncle Da asked: "A Xing, where do you live, can I visit?"

Ah Xing said: "Of course, you are welcome as a guest!"

After 10 minutes, I arrived at Ah Xing's "Rooftop House".

Seeing Ah Xing's kennel and Lin Yu's tent, Uncle Da liked it very much.

"Haha, this residence is not bad, it has all the internal organs! Haha, I didn't expect you, a trash, to live in a partial house on the roof of the 59th floor. You have a good quality of life! Now this kind of place is very sought after! I have been looking for it for a long time. I can't find any!"

Ah Xing stood in front of the sandbag and punched the sandbag without saying a word.

Lin Yu said: "The view here is wide, the air is fresh, and the night is very cool, but the air conditioner is noisy!"

Uncle Da raised his head to observe the air conditioner: "It doesn't matter, everything can't be perfect, the sound of the air conditioner doesn't affect the rest! Ah Xing, can I have another room? I want to live here too!"

At this moment, Ah Xing has already stepped onto the rooftop.

Lin Yu and Uncle Da also went up to the roof and saw Ah Xing sitting cross-legged in the middle of the empty roof.

Lin Yu stepped forward and patted Ah Xing on the shoulder: "What's wrong with you?"

Ah Xing's expression was frustrated: "It's all my fault, I can't convince them!"

Lin Yu said, "didn't you just say, give them some time to think about it?"

Ah Xing smiled wryly: "It's just to comfort myself, in fact, I'm not sure..."

Uncle Da said: "Don't say that, you trust me, a cripple, I am very grateful to you!"

As soon as the words fell, Zhu Feifa, the sixth junior brother, stepped onto the rooftop.

He was wearing sunglasses and a scarf, walking in style.

Immediately afterwards, other senior brothers also came, all wearing sunglasses to play cool.

Especially the eldest brother, not only wearing sunglasses, but also smoking a cigarette and wearing pajamas.

He gracefully stepped over the railing of the stairs, and walked towards the wind, pretending to be extreme.

Lin Yu chuckled, everything went smoothly according to the development of the plot.

Ding! "Wanjie Barbecue System" starts!

【Congratulations, master!Successfully assisted Ah Xing to form the 'Shaolin Kung Fu Football Team'! 】

【Congratulations, master!Get 5000 barbecue points! 】

Lin Yu said: "The first task is too simple, it's obvious to give points!"

[Master, please pay attention, the difficulty of the second task will increase! 】